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(Bantamweight) This Guy Sucks defeated Sam James by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Tuesday, June 12, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 87 pounds (39 kilograms) is This Guy Sucks!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 116 pounds (53 kilograms) is Sam James!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
James covers up.

-Sucks attempts a pair of roundhouses to the eye, but fails to score.
-Sucks lashes out with a barrage of roundhouses to the mouth, but James beats a hasty retreat.
-Sucks tries to land a volley of punches to the temple, but James beats a hasty retreat.
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-Sucks attacks with a series of shots to the head, but James blocks.
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-Sucks launches a flurry of right crosses to the chin, but to no avail.
-Sucks fires a pair of left shots to the face, but only hits air.
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-Sucks throws a flurry of hooks to the stomach, but James covers himself well.
-Sucks probes with a flurry of left blows to the eye, but James quickly backs away.
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-Sucks probes with a volley of right blows to the mouth, but James steps aside and laughs.
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-Sucks fires a straight right to the ribs, but James backs out of it.
-Sucks attempts a barrage of crosses to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Sucks probes with a volley of hooks to the temple, but only hits air.
-Sucks probes with a flurry of uppercuts to the mouth, but James ducks.
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-Sucks tries to land a flurry of crosses to the chin, but James deftly avoits it.
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-Sucks lashes out with a pair of uppercuts to the mouth, but James escapes.
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+James wakes up the fans with a pair of blows to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 74 punches, and Sam James landed 8 of 8 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 10-9


Sucks doesn't want to stop fighting!

James doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
James covers up.

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-Sucks tries to land a flurry of right blows to the temple, but James blocks.
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-Sucks launches a series of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Sucks probes with a series of left blows to the chest, but James stays away from it.
+James hits Sucks with a straight right to the solar plexus.
-Sucks lunges with a series of right blows to the face, but misses.
-Sucks paws a barrage of right roundhouses to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Sucks lashes out with a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but James covers himself well.
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-Sucks paws a volley of crosses to the temple, but James leaps aside.
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-Sucks throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but James backs out of it.
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-Sucks charges with a volley of right crosses to the nose, but James steps aside and laughs.
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-Sucks throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but James steps aside.
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-Sucks paws a volley of left uppercuts to the temple, but fails to score.
-Sucks paws a volley of right hooks to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Sucks throws a pair of crosses to the mouth, but James steps aside.
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-Sucks lunges with a barrage of shots to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Sucks probes with a right to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 75 punches, and Sam James landed 8 of 9 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 20-18


Sucks doesn't want to stop fighting!

James doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
James covers up.

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-Sucks attacks with a flurry of left shots to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Sucks attempts a series of left blows to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Sucks launches a barrage of blows to the jaw, but misses completely.
-Sucks attempts a barrage of right blows to the nose, but falls short.
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-Sucks tries to land a pair of crosses to the head, but James steps aside.
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-Sucks charges with a flurry of crosses to the face, but James ducks.
-Sucks lashes out with a flurry of roundhouses to the face, but James leaps aside.
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-Sucks tries a volley of right punches to the face, but is ineffective.
-Sucks attacks with a series of right punches to the head, but James steps aside.
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-Sucks paws a volley of right hooks to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Sucks throws a series of right hooks to the chest, but James ducks just in time.
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+James pummels Sucks with a flurry of glancing shots to the eye!!
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-Sucks charges with a series of blows to the eye, but James covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 77 punches, and Sam James landed 7 of 7 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 30-27


Sucks doesn't want to stop fighting!

James doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
James covers up.

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-Sucks attacks with a punch to the solar plexus, but James steps aside and laughs.
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-Sucks attacks with a barrage of left crosses to the head, but James quickly backs away.
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-Sucks attempts a series of right roundhouses to the eye, but James narrowly avoids it
-Sucks lashes out with a pair of punches to the temple, but James ducks.
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+James hits with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Sucks tries a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but James ties him up.
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+James grazes Sucks with a series of nasty shots to the chin. Sucks falls against the ropes!
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-Sucks throws a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but James takes it in the forearms.
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-Sucks attempts a volley of left shots to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Sucks throws a pair of shots to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Sucks throws a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Sucks launches a volley of uppercuts to the stomach, but James ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 75 punches, and Sam James landed 8 of 8 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 40-36


Sucks doesn't even want to rest!

James doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
James covers up.

-Sucks fires a pair of blows to the stomach, but James narrowly avoids it
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-Sucks lashes out with a pair of blows to the chin, but he's too slow.
-Sucks probes with a series of hooks to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Sucks charges with a series of hooks to the head, but loses his balance.
-Sucks lunges with a left to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Sucks attacks with a series of shots to the mouth, but James backs out of it.
-Sucks launches a series of left shots to the temple, but misses completely.
-Sucks attacks with a series of left punches to the temple, but James deftly avoits it.
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-Sucks probes with a barrage of left roundhouses to the head, but misses completely.
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-Sucks paws a volley of blows to the face, but James quickly backs away.
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-Sucks charges with a series of left shots to the temple, but James ducks.
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+James throws a pair of mean roundhouses to the eye.
-Sucks tries to land a flurry of right shots to the head, but James stays away from it.
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-Sucks lashes out with a flurry of uppercuts to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Sucks attacks with a pair of right crosses to the head, but only hits air.
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-Sucks probes with a right hook to the nose, but loses his balance.
-Sucks lashes out with a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Sucks tries a barrage of shots to the chin, but James stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 74 punches, and Sam James landed 8 of 8 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 50-45


Sucks doesn't even want to rest!

James doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
James covers up.

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-Sucks throws a pair of left punches to the face, but James hides behind his gloves.
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+James wallops Sucks with a nasty sweeping right to the eye. Sucks laughs!
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-Sucks paws a pair of crosses to the eye, but James blocks.
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-Sucks tries to land a flurry of blows to the stomach, but James beats a hasty retreat.
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-Sucks tries to land a flurry of uppercuts to the eye, but James covers himself well.
-Sucks throws a pair of left blows to the jaw, but James steps aside and laughs.
-Sucks attempts a hook to the nose, but James steps aside and laughs.
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-Sucks attacks with a series of left hooks to the chest, but James escapes.
-Sucks fires a series of blows to the ribs, but James deftly avoits it.
-Sucks tries to land a pair of punches to the eye, but James beats a hasty retreat.
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-Sucks tries to land a barrage of punches to the mouth, but James steps aside.
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-Sucks charges with a volley of uppercuts to the head, but misses.
-Sucks throws a volley of right uppercuts to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Sucks launches a flurry of crosses to the mouth, but James stays away from it.
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-Sucks throws a left to the face, but James beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 67 punches, and Sam James landed 8 of 8 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 60-54


Sucks doesn't even want to rest!

James doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
James covers up.

-Sucks launches a barrage of hooks to the nose, but is ineffective.
-Sucks probes with a pair of left roundhouses to the nose, but James covers himself well.
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-Sucks tries to land a series of right blows to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Sucks probes with a roundhouse to the face, but James backs out of it.
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-Sucks probes with a series of shots to the stomach, but James narrowly avoids it
-Sucks launches a series of left punches to the temple, but James steps aside and laughs.
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-Sucks attempts a right to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Sucks attempts a pair of right shots to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+James hammers Sucks with a powerful sweeping right to the eye!
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-Sucks attempts a flurry of left shots to the nose, but goes wide.
-Sucks probes with a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Sucks lashes out with a volley of right blows to the chin, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 72 punches, and Sam James landed 8 of 8 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 70-63


Sucks doesn't even want to rest!

James doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
James covers up.

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-Sucks tries to land a barrage of roundhouses to the stomach, but falls short.
-Sucks attacks with a flurry of right shots to the head, but James leaps aside.
-Sucks throws a volley of left shots to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Sucks probes with a pair of roundhouses to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Sucks probes with a right blow to the ribs, but misses.
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-Sucks paws a series of left blows to the head, but misses.
-Sucks attacks with a series of right shots to the chest, but James ties him up.
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-Sucks tries a series of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
-Sucks probes with a volley of blows to the nose, but James narrowly avoids it
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-Sucks attempts a volley of hooks to the jaw, but James narrowly avoids it
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-Sucks tries a right roundhouse to the solar plexus, but James ducks.
-Sucks lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the head, but James deftly avoits it.
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-Sucks probes with a volley of right shots to the chest, but goes wide.
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+James tattoos Sucks with a series of light shots to the chest.
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-Sucks tries a barrage of punches to the chin, but misses.
-Sucks tries to land a pair of shots to the temple, but James narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 62 punches, and Sam James landed 8 of 8 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 80-72


Sucks doesn't even want to rest!

James doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
James covers up.

-Sucks tries to land a volley of punches to the temple, but James leaps aside.
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-Sucks probes with a pair of left uppercuts to the face, but James blocks.
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-Sucks tries to land a barrage of blows to the chest, but misses.
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-Sucks lunges with a punch to the jaw, but James ties him up.
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-Sucks probes with a barrage of punches to the temple, but James steps aside and laughs.
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+James suprises Sucks with a jab to the temple.
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-Sucks throws a series of left crosses to the chin, but James narrowly avoids it
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-Sucks probes with a series of hooks to the solar plexus, but James steps aside.
-Sucks tries to land a volley of roundhouses to the temple, but James deftly avoits it.
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-Sucks probes with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Sucks throws a series of right punches to the stomach, but James covers himself well.
-Sucks paws a flurry of crosses to the ribs, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 75 punches, and Sam James landed 9 of 9 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 90-81


Sucks doesn't even want to rest!

James doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
James covers up.

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-Sucks charges with a right right to the stomach, but James escapes.
-Sucks lashes out with a pair of left blows to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Sucks tries to land a volley of hooks to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Sucks tries a pair of crosses to the eye, but falls short.
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-Sucks throws a series of left blows to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Sucks charges with a volley of blows to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Sucks attacks with a pair of uppercuts to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Sucks throws a flurry of blows to the ribs, but James ducks just in time.
+James takes charge with a pair of quick blows to the eye.
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-Sucks tries a volley of right punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Sucks launches a roundhouse to the chin, but James steps aside.
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-Sucks charges with a series of right hooks to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Sucks lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Sucks paws a barrage of crosses to the eye, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

This Guy Sucks landed 3 of 69 punches, and Sam James landed 7 of 8 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 100-90


Sucks doesn't even want to rest!

James doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
James covers up.

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-Sucks paws a barrage of right shots to the eye, but James beats a hasty retreat.
-Sucks attacks with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Sucks fires a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+James jolts Sucks with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Sucks launches a barrage of right crosses to the ribs, but James blocks.
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-Sucks launches a pair of right crosses to the temple, but James ducks just in time.
-Sucks launches a flurry of left punches to the head, but James deftly avoits it.
-Sucks charges with a series of right punches to the mouth, but James beats a hasty retreat.
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-Sucks attacks with a left hook to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Sucks attempts a series of blows to the nose, but misses.
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-Sucks throws a blow to the eye, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 68 punches, and Sam James landed 7 of 8 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 110-99


Sucks doesn't even want to rest!

James doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
James covers up.

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-Sucks tries to land a volley of right punches to the chin, but James steps aside.
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-Sucks probes with a flurry of left hooks to the eye, but he's too slow.
-Sucks lashes out with a series of left hooks to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Sucks throws a volley of right hooks to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Sucks fires a pair of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
-Sucks launches a pair of blows to the nose, but only hits air.
+James strikes with a pair of solid shots to the solar plexus.
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-Sucks tries to land a volley of shots to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Sucks tries a volley of uppercuts to the nose, but James takes it in the forearms.
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-Sucks lashes out with a series of crosses to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Sucks paws a flurry of left hooks to the chest, but James leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

This Guy Sucks landed 3 of 77 punches, and Sam James landed 8 of 8 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 120-108


Sucks doesn't even want to rest!

James doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 2: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 3: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 4: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 5: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 6: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 7: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 8: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 9: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 10: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 11: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 12: This Guy Sucks 10-9

Total Score: This Guy Sucks 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 2: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 3: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 4: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 5: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 6: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 7: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 8: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 9: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 10: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 11: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 12: This Guy Sucks 10-9

Total Score: This Guy Sucks 120-108


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 2: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 3: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 4: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 5: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 6: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 7: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 8: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 9: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 10: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 11: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 12: This Guy Sucks 10-9

Total Score: This Guy Sucks 120-108

This Guy Sucks wins by decision!