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(Strawweight) Cheez the Dork and Straw Luch fought to a majority decision draw: 114-114, 114-114, 115-113.

Match Monday, June 11, 2012

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Cheez the Dork!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Luch!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Cheez grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Cheez throws a volley of left blows to the chest, but Straw leaps aside.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw jars Cheez with a series of nice punches to the chin!
+Straw hits Cheez with a commanding jab to the eye.
+Straw fires a series of painful blows to the jaw.
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-Cheez lashes out with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Straw escapes.
Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cheez lands a barrage of quick shots to the chest.
+Straw tags Cheez with a flurry of punches to the eye. Cheez asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Straw punches Cheez with a series of commanding punches to the solar plexus! Cheez covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 8 of 23 punches, and Straw Luch landed 32 of 32 punches.

Straw Luch won the round 10-9

Straw Luch is winning the fight 10-9


Cheez doesn't want to stop fighting!

Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Cheez grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Straw whacks Cheez with a flurry of mean punches to the chest.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw hits Cheez with a flurry of powerful punches to the mouth.
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+Cheez hammers Straw with a flurry of vicious blows to the solar plexus. Straw seems wobbly!
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+Straw hits with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Cheez throws a volley of blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Straw belts Cheez with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Cheez throws a pair of left punches to the chest, but Straw deftly avoits it.
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+Straw thumps Cheez with a volley of nice punches to the face. Cheez covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 8 of 24 punches, and Straw Luch landed 28 of 32 punches.

Straw Luch won the round 10-9

Straw Luch is winning the fight 20-18


Cheez doesn't even want to rest!

Straw doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Cheez goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Cheez attacks with a right straight right to the chest, but falls short.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cheez hits with a flurry of stiff punches to the eye.
+Cheez rocks Straw with a barrage of stiff punches to the mouth.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.

Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Cheez probes with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Straw deftly avoits it.
Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw lunges with a pair of left punches to the chin, but falls short.
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-Cheez throws a volley of punches to the head, but Straw narrowly avoids it
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-Cheez paws a barrage of shots to the head, but misses.
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-Cheez probes with a flurry of right blows to the face, but Straw takes it in the forearms.
+Cheez annoys Straw with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Cheez wallops Straw with a volley of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Straw grimaces in pain.
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+Straw connects with a series of mean punches to the temple. Cheez asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Cheez charges with a series of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Straw nails Cheez with a pair of wild punches to the head.
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-Cheez attempts a series of right shots to the head, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 19 of 54 punches, and Straw Luch landed 9 of 25 punches.

Cheez the Dork won the round 10-9

Straw Luch is winning the fight 29-28


Cheez doesn't even want to rest!

Straw doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Cheez goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Cheez throws a series of punches to the eye, but Straw ducks.
Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cheez tries to land a volley of right blows to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Straw paws a pair of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Cheez lunges with a series of blows to the temple, but Straw hides behind his gloves.
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-Cheez attacks with a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Straw stays away from it.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw throws a series of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw solidly lands a hard left to the nose.
Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cheez hits with a series of shots to the head.
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-Cheez lashes out with a left straight right to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Cheez stuns Straw with a nice cross to the stomach.
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+Cheez shakes Straw with a volley of mean punches to the chest.
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-Straw lashes out with a barrage of punches to the face, but Cheez backs out of it.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Cheez tries a flurry of shots to the eye, but Straw quickly backs away.
+Straw jars Cheez with a series of punches to the ribs.
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-Cheez tries a barrage of shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Cheez jolts Straw with a volley of solid punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 20 of 50 punches, and Straw Luch landed 17 of 33 punches.

Cheez the Dork won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Cheez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Straw doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw lashes out with a pair of solid punches to the chest. Cheez shakes his head to clear it.
+Straw jolts Cheez with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Cheez probes with a left uppercut to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Straw rocks Cheez with a right to the jaw.
+Cheez annoys Straw with a volley of strong punches to the stomach.
+Straw lashes out with a pair of glancing blows to the chin.
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-Cheez probes with a flurry of blows to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Cheez lunges with a pair of left blows to the chin, but Straw covers himself well.
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+Cheez connects with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw.
+Cheez drills Straw with a volley of quick shots to the chin.
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-Straw probes with a flurry of left punches to the head, but Cheez quickly backs away.
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+Cheez hits Straw with a series of wild punches to the jaw!
+Cheez pops Straw with a volley of loud blows to the mouth.
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-Cheez attempts a volley of shots to the head, but comes up empty.
Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cheez charges with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Straw beats a hasty retreat.
-Cheez attacks with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Straw covers himself well.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the nose.
Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Cheez attempts a volley of shots to the jaw, but Straw takes it in the forearms.
+Straw fires a flurry of powerful punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 25 of 58 punches, and Straw Luch landed 19 of 31 punches.

Cheez the Dork won the round 10-9

Cheez the Dork is winning the fight 48-47


Cheez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Straw doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Cheez grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw lands a volley of commanding punches to the chin!!
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+Straw annoys Cheez with a heavy roundhouse to the face. Cheez seems wobbly!
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-Cheez lashes out with a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but Straw ducks just in time.
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-Cheez attempts a flurry of blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw jars Cheez with a volley of stiff punches to the solar plexus!!
+Straw throws a volley of loud shots to the nose.
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+Straw hammers Cheez with a flurry of heavy shots to the nose.
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+Straw tosses a light jab to the chest.
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-Cheez fires a left left to the stomach, but Straw deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 7 of 23 punches, and Straw Luch landed 32 of 32 punches.

Straw Luch won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Cheez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Cheez grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cheez throws a pair of shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
-Cheez probes with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Straw hammers Cheez with a pair of heavy punches to the temple.
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+Straw connects with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Cheez grimaces in pain.
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+Cheez annoys Straw with a barrage of stinging punches to the chest.
-Cheez launches a volley of left blows to the stomach, but Straw covers himself well.
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+Straw rocks Cheez with a pair of loud punches to the chest.
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+Straw slams Cheez with a series of mean punches to the head.
+Straw catches Cheez with a series of blows to the stomach! Cheez beats a hasty retreat.
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+Straw takes charge with a flurry of punches to the temple. Cheez is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 6 of 24 punches, and Straw Luch landed 31 of 31 punches.

Straw Luch won the round 10-9

Straw Luch is winning the fight 67-66


Cheez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)

Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cheez tosses a series of strong blows to the mouth.
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-Cheez paws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
+Cheez stuns Straw with a solid jab to the face!!
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-Cheez launches a series of right shots to the face, but Straw steps aside.
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-Cheez tries to land a right cross to the nose, but Straw beats a hasty retreat.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw lunges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Cheez backs out of it.
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+Straw lands a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Straw hits with a pair of commanding blows to the head.
Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.

Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
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+Cheez annoys Straw with a volley of strong blows to the ribs.
-Cheez probes with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
+Cheez smashes Straw with a series of off balance shots to the head.
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-Cheez launches a pair of left blows to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Cheez tries a flurry of punches to the eye, but Straw deftly avoits it.
-Cheez throws a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Straw ties him up.
+Straw stuns Cheez with a jab to the ribs. Cheez laughs!
Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Cheez probes with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Straw takes it in the forearms.
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+Straw hits with a right to the eye.
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-Cheez probes with a volley of blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 22 of 71 punches, and Straw Luch landed 18 of 32 punches.

Cheez the Dork won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Cheez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Cheez throws a barrage of blows to the mouth, but Straw ducks just in time.
Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Cheez probes with a pair of blows to the chin, but Straw leaps aside.
-Cheez launches a flurry of blows to the temple, but Straw steps aside and laughs.
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+Straw annoys Cheez with a off balance jab to the chest!
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-Cheez probes with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Straw ducks just in time.
Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Cheez probes with a roundhouse to the head, but Straw ties him up.
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-Cheez probes with a barrage of punches to the face, but Straw leaps aside.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cheez tries to land a barrage of shots to the chest, but Straw ties him up.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw belts Cheez with a volley of glancing punches to the eye!!
+Cheez hits with a series of wild blows to the ribs!!
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-Cheez probes with a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Straw escapes.
-Cheez throws a pair of left shots to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Cheez catches Straw with a series of commanding shots to the chin.
-Straw throws a volley of right punches to the nose, but Cheez backs out of it.
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+Cheez hits with a pair of blows to the head.
+Cheez hits with a volley of painful blows to the ribs.
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+Cheez stuns Straw with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Straw ignores it.
+Straw staggers Cheez with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 23 of 75 punches, and Straw Luch landed 18 of 31 punches.

Cheez the Dork won the round 10-9

Cheez the Dork is winning the fight 86-85


Cheez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Cheez grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Straw attacks with a volley of painful shots to the mouth. Cheez falls against the ropes!
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Cheez attacks with a volley of right blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Cheez lashes out with a barrage of blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Straw annoys Cheez with a barrage of hard punches to the chin!!
+Straw jolts Cheez with a series of wild punches to the eye.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw grazes Cheez with a cross to the jaw. Cheez gets mad!
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-Cheez attacks with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Straw takes it in the forearms.
+Straw tosses a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Straw pokes Cheez with a barrage of solid punches to the mouth. Cheez falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 5 of 24 punches, and Straw Luch landed 33 of 33 punches.

Straw Luch won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Cheez is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Cheez flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)

Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw drills Cheez with a barrage of punches to the temple. Cheez beats a hasty retreat.
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-Cheez probes with a series of right blows to the chin, but Straw narrowly avoids it
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-Straw attempts a jab to the solar plexus, but misses.
Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw punches Cheez with a barrage of glancing punches to the nose.
+Cheez tosses a volley of punches to the head.
-Cheez lashes out with a volley of right punches to the eye, but Straw leaps aside.
-Cheez tries to land a series of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
-Cheez lunges with a volley of shots to the chin, but Straw escapes.
-Cheez throws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Straw clocks Cheez with a volley of stinging shots to the nose. Cheez backpedals to his own corner.
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+Straw lands a pair of hard punches to the mouth. Cheez sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Cheez paws a series of punches to the ribs, but Straw ducks.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Cheez solidly lands a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Cheez drills Straw with a flurry of blows to the chin.
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-Cheez launches a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Straw hides behind his gloves.
-Cheez attempts a right left to the mouth, but Straw blocks.
+Cheez hits with a vicious hook to the chin.
Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cheez hurts Straw with a series of shots to the chest.
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+Cheez tosses Straw with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Cheez attempts a left hook to the ribs, but Straw ducks just in time.
-Cheez lashes out with a flurry of blows to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Cheez paws a uppercut to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cheez fires a series of shots to the chin, but is ineffective.
-Cheez lunges with a volley of blows to the chin, but falls short.
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-Straw attempts a right left to the face, but misses.
-Cheez probes with a volley of punches to the face, but Straw ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 25 of 82 punches, and Straw Luch landed 21 of 31 punches.

Cheez the Dork won the round 10-9

Cheez the Dork is winning the fight 105-104


Cheez is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Cheez flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Cheez tries to land a flurry of left punches to the face, but Straw backs out of it.
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+Cheez solidly lands a nasty uppercut to the mouth. Straw doesn't seem bothered.
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-Straw probes with a series of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Cheez throws a volley of right shots to the face, but Straw ties him up.
+Cheez annoys Straw with a quick sweeping right to the face. Straw doesn't notice.
Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Cheez charges with a flurry of left shots to the chin, but Straw steps aside and laughs.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cheez fires a volley of blows to the nose, but Straw backs out of it.
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+Straw stuns Cheez with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Cheez attacks with a barrage of right blows to the temple, but is ineffective.
-Cheez tries to land a flurry of punches to the nose, but Straw steps aside.
-Cheez attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
+Straw hits with a loud straight right to the stomach.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cheez tries to land a barrage of blows to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Cheez probes with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Straw steps aside.
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-Cheez probes with a flurry of shots to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Cheez probes with a flurry of blows to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Cheez tosses a solid cross to the chest. Straw gets mad!
+ The fighters exchange shots to the head.
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-Cheez launches a right roundhouse to the head, but Straw deftly avoits it.
-Cheez attempts a right uppercut to the eye, but Straw covers himself well.
+Straw wakes up the fans with a pair of heavy punches to the mouth.
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-Straw throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Cheez takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 22 of 90 punches, and Straw Luch landed 19 of 31 punches.

Straw Luch won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Cheez is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 2: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 3: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 4: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 5: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 6: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 7: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 8: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 9: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 10: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 11: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 12: Straw Luch 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 2: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 3: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 4: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 5: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 6: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 7: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 8: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 9: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 10: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 11: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 12: Straw Luch 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 2: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 3: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 4: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 5: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 6: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 7: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 8: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 9: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 10: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 11: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 12: Cheez the Dork 10-9

Total Score: Cheez the Dork 115-113

The bout is declared a draw!