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(Strawweight) Cheez the Dork defeated Slow Burn by knockout (KO) in round 9.

Match Monday, June 04, 2012

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 103 pounds (47 kilograms) is Slow Burn!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Cheez the Dork!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cheez bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

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+Slow stuns Cheez with a jab to the chin!!
-Cheez fires a flurry of right combinations to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Slow throws a series of heavy combinations to the chin.
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+Slow stuns Cheez with a stiff straight right to the chin.
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+Cheez annoys Slow with a pair of stiff punches to the face.
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-Cheez tries to land a series of right punches to the eye, but Slow ducks just in time.
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+Cheez punches Slow with a pair of punches to the nose.
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-Cheez probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but Slow hides behind his gloves.
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+Slow hurts Cheez with a volley of quick punches to the eye. Cheez is hurt!
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+Slow tosses a flurry of nasty punches to the chest. Cheez backpedals to his own corner.
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+Slow suprises Cheez with a nasty jab to the head. Cheez doesn't seem bothered.
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+Slow takes charge with a volley of glancing punches to the nose.
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-Cheez launches a right combination to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Burn landed 39 of 41 punches, and Cheez the Dork landed 14 of 42 punches.

Slow Burn won the round 10-9

Slow Burn is winning the fight 10-9


Slow doesn't want to stop fighting!

Cheez doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cheez bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

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+Slow fires a glancing sweeping right to the face.
+Slow hits Cheez with a jab to the ribs!
-Cheez tries to land a pair of combinations to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Cheez punches Slow with a pair of vicious combinations to the temple.
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+Cheez thumps Slow with a volley of powerful combinations to the eye. Slow shakes his head to clear it.
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+Cheez lands a flurry of nice combinations to the jaw.
-Cheez tries to land a jab to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Slow grazes Cheez with a pair of punches to the mouth!
+Slow hits with a pair of furious punches to the chin.
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-Cheez tries a series of combinations to the jaw, but Slow ducks just in time.
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+Slow hurts Cheez with a series of punches to the head! Cheez doesn't seem bothered.
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+Slow hits with a barrage of vicious punches to the eye. Cheez gets mad!
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-Cheez attempts a pair of left punches to the nose, but to no avail.
+Slow tags Cheez with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
-Cheez throws a left jab to the head, but fails to score.
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+Slow solidly lands a series of strong punches to the eye.
-Cheez attacks with a pair of right combinations to the eye, but Slow ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Burn landed 38 of 38 punches, and Cheez the Dork landed 16 of 42 punches.

Slow Burn won the round 10-9

Slow Burn is winning the fight 20-18


Slow doesn't even want to rest!

Cheez doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cheez bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

-Cheez charges with a right jab to the chin, but falls short.
+Slow annoys Cheez with a volley of solid punches to the chin.
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+Cheez wakes up the fans with a loud jab to the chin. Slow shakes his head to clear it.
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-Cheez fires a pair of right punches to the temple, but Slow narrowly avoids it
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-Cheez lashes out with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Slow ducks.
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+Slow tosses a pair of nasty punches to the mouth.
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-Cheez attacks with a volley of right punches to the temple, but Slow steps aside and laughs.
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+Cheez pounds Slow with a right to the nose!! Slow beats a hasty retreat.
+Cheez throws a volley of combinations to the jaw.
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+Slow hits with a flurry of stiff combinations to the chin. Cheez grimaces in pain.
+Slow jolts Cheez with a pair of commanding punches to the nose.
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+Slow thumps Cheez with a flurry of strong combinations to the eye.
+Slow thumps Cheez with a series of punches to the chest. Cheez ignores it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Burn landed 39 of 39 punches, and Cheez the Dork landed 16 of 40 punches.

Slow Burn won the round 10-9

Slow Burn is winning the fight 30-27


Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Cheez doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cheez bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

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+Slow smashes Cheez with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Slow drills Cheez with a stiff jab to the nose.
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-Cheez tries to land a series of combinations to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Cheez hammers Slow with a pair of stiff punches to the face.
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+Slow hits Cheez with a series of combinations to the chest.
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-Cheez charges with a series of left punches to the jaw, but Slow steps aside and laughs.
-Cheez charges with a volley of combinations to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Slow tattoos Cheez with a pair of punches to the nose.
-Cheez lunges with a right cross to the chin, but Slow narrowly avoids it
+Cheez hits with a powerful jab to the mouth.
+Slow throws a series of loud punches to the nose! Cheez doesn't seem bothered.
+Slow tattoos Cheez with a barrage of heavy punches to the nose.
-Cheez tries to land a barrage of punches to the face, but Slow narrowly avoids it
+Slow tattoos Cheez with a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Cheez launches a series of left combinations to the nose, but Slow ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Burn landed 40 of 40 punches, and Cheez the Dork landed 15 of 38 punches.

Slow Burn won the round 10-9

Slow Burn is winning the fight 40-36


Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Cheez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cheez bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

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+Slow tags Cheez with a series of nasty combinations to the eye.
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-Cheez throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but Slow narrowly avoids it
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-Cheez probes with a volley of left punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Slow fires a flurry of hard punches to the face.
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+Slow hits with a volley of vicious punches to the jaw.
+Slow pops Cheez with a series of stiff punches to the jaw. Cheez doesn't notice.
+Slow lands a volley of stinging punches to the face. Cheez doesn't seem bothered.
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+Cheez solidly lands a flurry of nice combinations to the chin.
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-Cheez fires a series of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Slow tosses a series of off balance combinations to the jaw!
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+Cheez wallops Slow with a flurry of punches to the temple. Slow retreats to the far corner.
-Cheez lunges with a barrage of right punches to the face, but Slow beats a hasty retreat.
+Cheez lands a volley of punches to the mouth.
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-Cheez probes with a flurry of left punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Slow pops Cheez with a volley of stinging punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Burn landed 40 of 40 punches, and Cheez the Dork landed 15 of 38 punches.

Slow Burn won the round 10-9

Slow Burn is winning the fight 50-45


Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Cheez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cheez bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

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+Slow belts Cheez with a series of off balance punches to the chin.
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+Slow tosses a barrage of nasty punches to the nose.
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+Slow pops Cheez with a series of nice punches to the nose.
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-Cheez lashes out with a volley of right combinations to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Slow takes charge with a volley of stinging punches to the chest.
+Slow annoys Cheez with a flurry of strong punches to the eye. Cheez covers up.
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+Slow hits with a volley of furious punches to the stomach.
+Slow connects with a series of commanding punches to the face. Cheez doesn't notice.
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-Cheez lashes out with a volley of right combinations to the temple, but misses completely.
+Cheez hits with a series of powerful punches to the eye.
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-Cheez probes with a series of combinations to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Cheez thumps Slow with a series of stiff punches to the face.
-Cheez lunges with a jab to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Cheez slams Slow with a flurry of light punches to the jaw.
-Cheez throws a flurry of left combinations to the temple, but is ineffective.
-Cheez attempts a pair of right punches to the eye, but Slow ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Burn landed 39 of 39 punches, and Cheez the Dork landed 15 of 43 punches.

Slow Burn won the round 10-9

Slow Burn is winning the fight 60-54


Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.

Cheez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cheez bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

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+Slow throws a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Slow nails Cheez with a pair of punches to the jaw!
+Slow tosses a furious jab to the chest!
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+Slow hammers Cheez with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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+Cheez attacks with a volley of painful combinations to the mouth.
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+Slow hits with a pair of strong punches to the ribs. Cheez gets mad!
+Cheez clocks Slow with a series of glancing combinations to the eye.
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-Cheez attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but misses.
+Cheez pummels Slow with a sweeping right to the eye! Slow sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Slow strikes with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Slow grazes Cheez with a painful jab to the ribs. Cheez grimaces in pain.
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-Cheez attempts a flurry of left combinations to the jaw, but Slow narrowly avoids it
-Cheez throws a right right to the head, but goes wide.
+Slow wakes up the fans with a volley of shots to the mouth.
-Cheez probes with a jab to the jaw, but Slow stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Burn landed 35 of 35 punches, and Cheez the Dork landed 16 of 41 punches.

Slow Burn won the round 10-9

Slow Burn is winning the fight 70-63


Slow is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.

Cheez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Cheez bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

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+Slow nails Cheez with a flurry of punches to the nose!!
+Cheez whacks Slow with a vicious cross to the temple. Slow quickly recovers.
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+Cheez connects with a series of mean combinations to the head. Slow gets mad!
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-Cheez launches a left right to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Cheez charges with a series of punches to the eye, but Slow takes it in the forearms.
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-Slow tries to land a barrage of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Cheez paws a series of right punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Cheez punches Slow with a series of heavy combinations to the jaw.
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+Slow fires a volley of punches to the eye. Cheez sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Slow scores with a vicious right to the ribs.
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+Slow lands a barrage of powerful punches to the chest.
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+Slow jolts Cheez with a nasty sweeping right to the nose. Cheez covers up.
+Cheez lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chin.
Cheez lands a cruel uppercut and Slow is knocked off his feet!!

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Slow struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Burn landed 21 of 34 punches, and Cheez the Dork landed 18 of 41 punches.

Cheez the Dork won the round 10-8

Slow Burn is winning the fight 78-73


Slow is slowing down. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Cheez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Slow bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
Cheez bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

+Slow attacks with a flurry of combinations to the chin. Cheez grimaces in pain.
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+Cheez lashes out with a pair of combinations to the jaw!
Cheez lands a lightning right smash to the jaw and Slow hurtles to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Cheez the Dork wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Slow receives medical attention from his trainer. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Cheez is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Slow Burn 10-9
Round 2: Slow Burn 10-9
Round 3: Slow Burn 10-9
Round 4: Slow Burn 10-9
Round 5: Slow Burn 10-9
Round 6: Slow Burn 10-9
Round 7: Slow Burn 10-9
Round 8: Cheez the Dork 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Slow Burn 10-9
Round 2: Slow Burn 10-9
Round 3: Slow Burn 10-9
Round 4: Slow Burn 10-9
Round 5: Slow Burn 10-9
Round 6: Slow Burn 10-9
Round 7: Slow Burn 10-9
Round 8: Cheez the Dork 10-8


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Slow Burn 10-9
Round 2: Slow Burn 10-9
Round 3: Slow Burn 10-9
Round 4: Slow Burn 10-9
Round 5: Slow Burn 10-9
Round 6: Slow Burn 10-9
Round 7: Slow Burn 10-9
Round 8: Cheez the Dork 10-8

Cheez the Dork wins by a knockout!