Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\845743.htm on local disk...(Super-Featherweight) John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland defeated Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez by knockout (KO) in round 6.Match Wednesday, May 30, 2012In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 124 pounds (56 kilograms) is Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 124 pounds (56 kilograms) is John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Machinegun is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Machinegun punches Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a pair of commanding punches to the stomach. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Machinegun staggers Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a barrage of nice punches to the chin.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes fires a series of right shots to the ribs, but Machinegun blocks.
+Machinegun hits with a strong uppercut to the nose. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Machinegun fires a flurry of blows to the eye.
Machinegun tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Machinegun hits with a pair of wild punches to the jaw.
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+Machinegun takes charge with a series of powerful punches to the eye.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Machinegun blocks.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a right left to the ribs, but Machinegun narrowly avoids it
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Machinegun backs out of it.
Machinegun tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes catches Machinegun with a nice uppercut to the ribs. Machinegun laughs!
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+Machinegun fires a barrage of glancing punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez landed 37 of 37 punches, and John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 6 of 30 punches.
Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez won the round 10-9
Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez is winning the fight 10-9
Machinegun doesn't even want to rest!
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Machinegun is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes grazes Machinegun with a series of heavy punches to the stomach.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes paws a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Machinegun punches Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a pair of blows to the nose.
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+Machinegun fires a barrage of light punches to the ribs. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes paws a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Machinegun quickly backs away.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes launches a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but Machinegun hides behind his gloves.
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+Machinegun connects with a series of nice punches to the jaw.
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+Machinegun smashes Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a flurry of wild blows to the eye. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't notice.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries a series of shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lashes out with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Machinegun deftly avoits it.
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+Machinegun pummels Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a pair of punches to the nose.
Machinegun tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
Machinegun tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Machinegun wallops Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a flurry of off balance punches to the jaw. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez landed 40 of 41 punches, and John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 6 of 31 punches.
Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez won the round 10-9
Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez is winning the fight 20-18
Machinegun remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Machinegun is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Machinegun pounds Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a quick left to the chin. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes backpedals to his own corner.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lashes out with a series of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Machinegun pummels Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a flurry of punches to the head!
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+Machinegun tosses a series of punches to the chin! Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes laughs!
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes charges with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
+Machinegun tattoos Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes retreats to the far corner.
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Machinegun tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Machinegun ducks.
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Machinegun tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Machinegun throws a jab to the temple!!
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+Machinegun lands a barrage of wild punches to the eye.
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+Machinegun staggers Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a barrage of hard punches to the jaw.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries a barrage of left punches to the chest, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez landed 38 of 38 punches, and John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 6 of 32 punches.
Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez won the round 10-9
Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez is winning the fight 30-27
Machinegun is obviously tired.
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Machinegun is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes fights inside. (inside)
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries a flurry of right shots to the chest, but falls short.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes launches a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but Machinegun ducks just in time.
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+Machinegun jolts Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a flurry of punches to the jaw!
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+Machinegun shakes Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a series of punches to the nose!
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+Machinegun takes charge with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Machinegun tattoos Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a barrage of shots to the eye.
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+Machinegun shakes Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a jab to the jaw.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes launches a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Machinegun quickly backs away.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Machinegun blocks.
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+Machinegun solidly lands a volley of quick shots to the jaw. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Machinegun pops Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a powerful jab to the mouth.
+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hits with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Machinegun connects with a volley of hard punches to the jaw.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez landed 41 of 41 punches, and John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 9 of 41 punches.
Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez won the round 10-9
Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez is winning the fight 40-36
Machinegun is slowing down.
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Machinegun is using the ring. (using the ring)
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes fights inside. (inside)
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+Machinegun connects with a loud straight right to the nose.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Machinegun covers himself well.
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+Machinegun smashes Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a series of light punches to the face.
+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tosses a flurry of quick blows to the stomach.
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+Machinegun clocks Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes fires a left right to the stomach, but Machinegun steps aside.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes charges with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Machinegun belts Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a volley of stiff punches to the temple.
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+Machinegun connects with a series of mean punches to the ribs.
+Machinegun smashes Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Machinegun wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Machinegun pounds Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a barrage of punches to the chest!!
+Machinegun tags Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a barrage of mean punches to the chin.
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+Machinegun fires a off balance right to the eye.
+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes grazes Machinegun with a series of light punches to the stomach.
+Machinegun lands a furious cross to the mouth. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Machinegun pops Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes paws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez landed 55 of 55 punches, and John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 11 of 40 punches.
Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez won the round 10-9
Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez is winning the fight 50-45
Machinegun receives medical attention from his trainer.
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Machinegun is using the ring. (using the ring)
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes fights inside. (inside)
+Machinegun attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a pair of shots to the temple, but Machinegun ducks.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a pair of right punches to the nose, but misses completely.
+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes smacks Machinegun with a volley of powerful punches to the temple.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries a barrage of blows to the nose, but falls short.
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+Machinegun hits with a series of nice shots to the jaw.
-Machinegun fires a flurry of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
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+Machinegun hits Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a flurry of wild punches to the ribs.
+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes backs up Machinegun with a barrage of mean shots to the face! Machinegun laughs!
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lands a slow motion blow to the head and Machinegun is knocked out of the ring!!
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John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Machinegun can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye.
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez 10-9
Round 2: Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez 10-9
Round 3: Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez 10-9
Round 4: Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez 10-9
Round 5: Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez 10-9
Round 2: Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez 10-9
Round 3: Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez 10-9
Round 4: Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez 10-9
Round 5: Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez 10-9
Round 2: Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez 10-9
Round 3: Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez 10-9
Round 4: Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez 10-9
Round 5: Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez 10-9
John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland wins by a knockout!
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