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(Light-Heavyweight) Emo defeated Dickhead by knockout (KO) in round 2.

Match Friday, May 25, 2012

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 172 pounds (78 kilograms) is Dickhead!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 172 pounds (78 kilograms) is Emo!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Dickhead comes out flailing.
Emo stays outside and uses his jab.

+Emo lands a flurry of stinging punches to the head.
+Dickhead thumps Emo with a volley of glancing blows to the chest. Emo laughs!
+Dickhead hits with a series of stinging punches to the ribs! Emo doesn't notice.
+Dickhead throws a heavy roundhouse to the chest. Emo covers up.
+Dickhead wakes up the fans with a pair of mean blows to the ribs.
+Emo rocks Dickhead with a series of glancing punches to the chest.
Emo lands a vicious right uppercut and Dickhead is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Dickhead struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dickhead fires a flurry of punches to the ribs. Emo retreats to the far corner.
+Dickhead wallops Emo with a series of shots to the chest.
+Dickhead tattoos Emo with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead rocks Emo with a pair of hard punches to the chest. Emo shakes his head to clear it.
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
+Dickhead suprises Emo with a stiff left to the chest.
+Dickhead punches Emo with a volley of loud shots to the ribs.
+Emo shakes Dickhead with a volley of punches to the chin. Dickhead beats a hasty retreat.
Emo lands a mighty left hook and Dickhead goes down!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT
Dickhead struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Emo pops Dickhead with a flurry of stinging punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters exchange shots to the mouth.
+Dickhead connects with a cross to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead attacks with a flurry of heavy blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dickhead hits with a flurry of stinging shots to the ribs.
+Emo shakes Dickhead with a flurry of stiff punches to the face.
+Dickhead wallops Emo with a painful cross to the solar plexus.
+Emo smashes Dickhead with a nasty sweeping right to the jaw.
+Dickhead throws a volley of nice shots to the stomach.
...
+Dickhead rocks Emo with a flurry of stiff shots to the stomach!
+Dickhead lands a jab to the chest.
+Emo jars Dickhead with a volley of hard punches to the ribs. Dickhead ignores it.
+Dickhead lands a flurry of shots to the chest. Emo retreats to the far corner.
+Dickhead throws a barrage of furious blows to the chest.
+Dickhead stuns Emo with a sweeping right to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead fires a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Dickhead belts Emo with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs. Emo sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Dickhead drills Emo with a series of shots to the solar plexus! Emo grimaces in pain.
+Dickhead shakes Emo with a pair of stiff punches to the ribs.
+Dickhead takes charge with a vicious cross to the stomach!!
+Emo tosses a vicious jab to the nose.
+Dickhead takes charge with a series of light shots to the stomach!
+Emo suprises Dickhead with a series of strong punches to the stomach!
+Dickhead throws a pair of stiff punches to the ribs.
+Dickhead punches Emo with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
+Dickhead hits with a volley of furious shots to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead nails Emo with a flurry of wild shots to the ribs. Emo is hurt!
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+Dickhead fires a pair of shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dickhead landed 140 of 159 punches, and Emo landed 38 of 38 punches.

Emo won the round 10-7

Emo is winning the fight 10-7


Dickhead is obviously tired. He has a bloody lip.

Emo doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dickhead comes out flailing.
Emo stays outside and uses his jab.

+Dickhead pounds Emo with a series of commanding punches to the stomach!!
+Emo annoys Dickhead with a flurry of off balance punches to the nose. Dickhead doesn't notice.
Emo lands a blood spattering left blow to the head and Dickhead drops like a stone!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX
Dickhead struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
+Dickhead suprises Emo with a pair of heavy shots to the ribs. Emo retreats to the far corner.
+Dickhead thumps Emo with a volley of punches to the chest!!
+Dickhead throws a barrage of stiff blows to the stomach. Emo ignores it.
+Dickhead lands a flurry of heavy shots to the chest.
+Dickhead catches Emo with a series of blows to the stomach.
+Dickhead tags Emo with a flurry of mean blows to the chest.
+Emo solidly lands a wild jab to the face.
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+Dickhead hits with a series of powerful shots to the ribs.
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...
-Dickhead fires a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Emo hits with a pair of blows to the nose.
Emo lands a terrific right blow to the temple and Dickhead is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT
Dickhead struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dickhead annoys Emo with a furious hook to the stomach.
+Emo hits with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Dickhead ignores it.
Emo lands a decisive haymaker and Dickhead goes over backwards!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT

NINE

TEN
He's Out!
Emo wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dickhead receives medical attention from his trainer. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.

Emo grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Emo 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Emo 10-8


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Emo 10-8

Emo wins by a knockout!