Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\844573.htm on local disk...(Super-Featherweight) John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland defeated Jedi Mind Tricked Admin WIN by knockout (KO) in round 4.Match Wednesday, May 16, 2012In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 127 pounds (58 kilograms) is John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 127 pounds (58 kilograms) is Jedi Mind Tricked Admin WIN!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jedi clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Jedi slams Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a pair of blows to the stomach. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes shakes his head to clear it.
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Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to attack, but Jedi hangs on until the referee separates them.
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to attack, but Jedi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jedi probes with a volley of left shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes catches Jedi with a volley of wild blows to the solar plexus!
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Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to attack, but Jedi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to attack, but Jedi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jedi tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to attack, but Jedi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes wallops Jedi with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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-Jedi attempts a barrage of shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
Jedi tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Jedi fires a volley of shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to attack, but Jedi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 17 of 35 punches, and Jedi Mind Tricked Admin WIN landed 9 of 23 punches.
John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland won the round 10-9
John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland is winning the fight 10-9
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't want to stop fighting!
Jedi doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 2
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jedi clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to attack, but Jedi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clocks Jedi with a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to attack, but Jedi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jedi charges with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes takes charge with a flurry of strong shots to the chest. Jedi covers up.
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Jedi tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jedi tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to attack, but Jedi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jedi lands a pair of hard punches to the chest.
+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clocks Jedi with a heavy hook to the solar plexus. Jedi hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes charges with a volley of left shots to the chest, but Jedi beats a hasty retreat.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attacks with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Jedi steps aside.
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to attack, but Jedi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jedi fires a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Jedi hits Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a flurry of glancing shots to the stomach.
-Jedi probes with a volley of left shots to the chest, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 20 of 34 punches, and Jedi Mind Tricked Admin WIN landed 9 of 24 punches.
John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland won the round 10-9
John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland is winning the fight 20-18
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!
Jedi is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye.
ROUND 3
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes fights inside. (inside)
Jedi clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to attack, but Jedi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lunges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Jedi steps aside and laughs.
+Jedi punches Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a flurry of shots to the chest.
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Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to attack, but Jedi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jedi fires a series of punches to the stomach. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes gets mad!
-Jedi attacks with a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes backs up Jedi with a series of commanding punches to the chest. Jedi doesn't seem bothered.
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-Jedi charges with a volley of right shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Jedi lunges with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes stays away from it.
+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes punches Jedi with a barrage of vicious punches to the chest.
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Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to attack, but Jedi hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to land a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Jedi narrowly avoids it
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes pops Jedi with a pair of shots to the stomach. Jedi sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lands a tremendous hook and Jedi is knocked off his feet!!
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Jedi struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tosses a series of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tags Jedi with a series of blows to the ribs.
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes pops Jedi with a series of punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 27 of 39 punches, and Jedi Mind Tricked Admin WIN landed 5 of 23 punches.
John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland won the round 10-8
John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland is winning the fight 30-26
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!
Jedi collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
ROUND 4
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes fights inside. (inside)
Jedi is brawling. (inside)
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes wallops Jedi with a mean cross to the face. Jedi hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lands a ferocious haymaker and Jedi hurtles to the canvas!!
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Jedi struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes smashes Jedi with a series of blows to the nose.
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tosses a hook to the nose. Jedi backpedals to his own corner.
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lands a crashing haymaker and Jedi is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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He's Out!
John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Jedi can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 2: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 3: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 2: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 3: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-8
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 2: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 3: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-8
John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland wins by a knockout!
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