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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\844246.htm on local disk...(Cruiserweight) Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape defeated No such luck by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Saturday, May 12, 2012In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is No such luck!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 183 pounds (83 kilograms) is Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
No Such Luck is brawling. (inside)
Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape jolts No Such Luck with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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No Such Luck tries to attack, but Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape hangs on until the referee separates them.
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No Such Luck tries to attack, but Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape hangs on until the referee separates them.
No Such Luck tries to attack, but Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+No Such Luck annoys Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape with a barrage of shots to the ribs. Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape beats a hasty retreat.
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No Such Luck tries to attack, but Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+No Such Luck hits with a flurry of strong blows to the solar plexus. Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape is hurt!
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No Such Luck tries to attack, but Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-No Such Luck tries to land a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape jolts No Such Luck with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
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No Such Luck tries to attack, but Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape hangs on until the referee separates them.
+No Such Luck connects with a volley of solid blows to the ribs!!
BELL
According to the commentator:
No such luck landed 17 of 32 punches, and Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape landed 14 of 17 punches.
No such luck won the round 10-9
No such luck is winning the fight 10-9
No Such Luck grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.
ROUND 2
No Such Luck is brawling. (inside)
Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-No Such Luck probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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No Such Luck tries to attack, but Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape hangs on until the referee separates them.
No Such Luck tries to attack, but Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape tosses a powerful uppercut to the ribs.
+Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape fires a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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No Such Luck tries to attack, but Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-No Such Luck attempts a left hook to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape tries a series of shots to the stomach, but No Such Luck steps aside and laughs.
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No Such Luck tries to attack, but Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape hangs on until the referee separates them.
+No Such Luck pummels Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape with a flurry of loud blows to the chest. Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
No Such Luck tries to attack, but Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+No Such Luck fires a pair of off balance blows to the stomach.
No Such Luck tries to attack, but Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
No such luck landed 14 of 32 punches, and Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape landed 10 of 16 punches.
No such luck won the round 10-9
No such luck is winning the fight 20-18
No Such Luck is slowing down.
Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.
ROUND 3
No Such Luck is brawling. (inside)
Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape launches a left straight right to the chest, but No Such Luck narrowly avoids it
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+No Such Luck tosses a flurry of shots to the chest. Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape beats a hasty retreat.
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No Such Luck tries to attack, but Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape hangs on until the referee separates them.
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No Such Luck tries to attack, but Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape hangs on until the referee separates them.
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No Such Luck tries to attack, but Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape hangs on until the referee separates them.
-No Such Luck tries a left straight right to the chest, but Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape covers himself well.
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+No Such Luck catches Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape with a volley of vicious punches to the ribs! Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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No Such Luck tries to attack, but Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape thumps No Such Luck with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
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No Such Luck tries to attack, but Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape hangs on until the referee separates them.
No Such Luck tries to attack, but Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape lands a series of strong punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
No such luck landed 12 of 34 punches, and Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape landed 10 of 15 punches.
No such luck won the round 10-9
No such luck is winning the fight 30-27
No Such Luck collapses limply onto his stool.
Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken tooth.
ROUND 4
No Such Luck is brawling. (inside)
Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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No Such Luck tries to attack, but Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape hangs on until the referee separates them.
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No Such Luck tries to attack, but Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape hurts No Such Luck with a volley of hard punches to the ribs.
Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape lands a blood spattering uppercut and No Such Luck goes over backwards!!
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No Such Luck struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+No Such Luck pummels Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape with a volley of glancing blows to the solar plexus.
+No Such Luck tattoos Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
No Such Luck tries to attack, but Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-No Such Luck lashes out with a series of punches to the stomach, but misses.
No Such Luck tries to attack, but Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape hurts No Such Luck with a loud straight right to the chest.
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No Such Luck tries to attack, but Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape hangs on until the referee separates them.
No Such Luck tries to attack, but Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape hangs on until the referee separates them.
No Such Luck tries to attack, but Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape hits with a volley of punches to the stomach.
Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape lands a devestating left haymaker and No Such Luck's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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No Such Luck struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape hits with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
+Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape tosses a barrage of furious punches to the chest. No Such Luck sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape charges with a barrage of blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape throws a volley of shots to the solar plexus. Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! No Such Luck is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
No Such Luck can't remember which corner is his.
Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken tooth.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: No such luck 10-9
Round 2: No such luck 10-9
Round 3: No such luck 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: No such luck 10-9
Round 2: No such luck 10-9
Round 3: No such luck 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: No such luck 10-9
Round 2: No such luck 10-9
Round 3: No such luck 10-9
Get Your Paws Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape wins by a technical knockout!
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