Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\844173.htm on local disk...(Light-Heavyweight) bring back the biff defeated Dickhead by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Friday, May 11, 2012In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is bring back the biff!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 172 pounds (78 kilograms) is Dickhead!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
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+Dickhead jars Bring with a barrage of solid shots to the ribs! Bring backpedals to his own corner.
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+Bring annoys Dickhead with a flurry of heavy punches to the head.
-Dickhead attacks with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Dickhead launches a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Dickhead thumps Bring with a jab to the stomach!
-Dickhead throws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Dickhead catches Bring with a volley of solid punches to the chest.
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-Dickhead tries to land a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Dickhead hits with a pair of shots to the solar plexus!
-Dickhead lashes out with a right jab to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Dickhead fires a pair of blows to the stomach.
+Dickhead throws a volley of powerful blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dickhead throws a barrage of strong shots to the chest.
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-Dickhead charges with a right left to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Dickhead annoys Bring with a furious roundhouse to the stomach. Bring asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Dickhead hammers Bring with a cross to the solar plexus!
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-Dickhead throws a flurry of blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
-Dickhead launches a pair of right blows to the stomach, but Bring stays away from it.
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+Dickhead strikes with a pair of shots to the chest.
+Dickhead suprises Bring with a pair of loud shots to the solar plexus!!
-Dickhead probes with a barrage of shots to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Dickhead fires a pair of left shots to the ribs, but Bring backs out of it.
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+Dickhead hits Bring with a pair of nasty blows to the ribs. Bring hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dickhead catches Bring with a pair of heavy blows to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 8 of 9 punches, and Dickhead landed 86 of 146 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 10-9
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
-Dickhead lashes out with a series of blows to the chest, but Bring ducks just in time.
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-Dickhead probes with a volley of blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Dickhead rocks Bring with a heavy cross to the stomach.
+Dickhead grazes Bring with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Dickhead hammers Bring with a pair of hard blows to the ribs.
+Dickhead rocks Bring with a volley of shots to the solar plexus!
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-Dickhead probes with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dickhead grazes Bring with a series of quick punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Dickhead tries to land a series of shots to the chest, but to no avail.
+Dickhead punches Bring with a volley of solid shots to the ribs.
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-Dickhead lunges with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead tries a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but Bring stays away from it.
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+Dickhead tosses a volley of wild shots to the ribs.
-Dickhead probes with a cross to the ribs, but to no avail.
+Dickhead annoys Bring with a volley of light blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dickhead hits with a pair of light punches to the solar plexus. Bring covers up.
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+Dickhead clocks Bring with a pair of quick blows to the solar plexus. Bring ignores it.
+Dickhead smashes Bring with a barrage of blows to the chest.
-Dickhead attempts a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Bring ducks just in time.
-Dickhead fires a volley of shots to the chest, but to no avail.
+Dickhead fires a volley of shots to the ribs.
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+Dickhead hits with a volley of wild shots to the chest!
+Dickhead punches Bring with a quick right to the ribs. Bring gets mad!
+Bring throws a series of blows to the eye!
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+Dickhead fires a pair of punches to the stomach.
+Dickhead belts Bring with a pair of shots to the ribs.
+Dickhead shakes Bring with a barrage of wild blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 7 of 7 punches, and Dickhead landed 79 of 138 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 20-18
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead is obviously tired.
ROUND 3
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
+Dickhead hurts Bring with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dickhead connects with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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-Dickhead probes with a volley of blows to the stomach, but Bring leaps aside.
-Dickhead attacks with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Dickhead fires a pair of glancing punches to the ribs. Bring is hurt!
+Bring lands a stinging right to the mouth.
+Dickhead takes charge with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
+Dickhead takes charge with a nasty cross to the ribs. Bring sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Dickhead throws a barrage of loud punches to the ribs. Bring asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Dickhead probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Dickhead grazes Bring with a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead lunges with a flurry of blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead attacks with a series of left shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Dickhead clocks Bring with a pair of strong punches to the stomach!
+Dickhead jars Bring with a volley of blows to the stomach.
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+Dickhead hits Bring with a series of nasty punches to the ribs.
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-Dickhead tries to land a volley of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Dickhead lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Dickhead probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead throws a volley of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Dickhead attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Bring leaps aside.
+Dickhead throws a volley of nice blows to the solar plexus.
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-Dickhead tries to land a series of left shots to the chest, but falls short.
-Dickhead paws a series of punches to the ribs, but Bring covers himself well.
-Dickhead lunges with a pair of punches to the chest, but Bring quickly backs away.
+Dickhead jolts Bring with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Dickhead throws a volley of right blows to the ribs, but Bring takes it in the forearms.
-Dickhead fires a cross to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Dickhead lunges with a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but Bring blocks.
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+Dickhead hits with a volley of shots to the stomach.
BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 8 of 9 punches, and Dickhead landed 60 of 143 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 30-27
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead looks exhausted.
ROUND 4
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
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-Dickhead charges with a volley of left blows to the chest, but Bring ducks.
-Dickhead fires a pair of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Bring pummels Dickhead with a nice straight right to the eye. Dickhead hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dickhead probes with a volley of blows to the ribs, but Bring takes it in the forearms.
+Dickhead hits with a pair of mean punches to the chest.
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+Dickhead hits Bring with a quick straight right to the chest.
+Dickhead lands a volley of blows to the chest.
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-Dickhead attacks with a pair of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead fires a series of shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Dickhead fires a flurry of powerful punches to the stomach.
-Dickhead attempts a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but misses.
-Dickhead throws a flurry of blows to the stomach, but misses.
+Dickhead pounds Bring with a flurry of loud shots to the chest.
-Dickhead attempts a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Dickhead punches Bring with a flurry of shots to the chest! Bring grimaces in pain.
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-Dickhead throws a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but Bring ducks just in time.
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-Dickhead paws a volley of punches to the chest, but Bring ties him up.
-Dickhead probes with a straight right to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Dickhead probes with a volley of blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+Dickhead tosses a pair of heavy blows to the chest!!
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-Dickhead lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Dickhead paws a flurry of left shots to the chest, but Bring steps aside and laughs.
-Dickhead attacks with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Dickhead hits with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 7 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 44 of 156 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 40-36
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 5
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
-Dickhead throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Dickhead hurts Bring with a flurry of mean punches to the ribs.
-Dickhead tries to land a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Dickhead attacks with a barrage of left shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Dickhead throws a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
+Dickhead smashes Bring with a flurry of nice blows to the ribs.
-Dickhead tries a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Bring quickly backs away.
-Dickhead lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but Bring blocks.
-Dickhead tries to land a flurry of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead throws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Bring quickly backs away.
-Dickhead throws a right sweeping right to the chest, but to no avail.
-Dickhead tries to land a jab to the chest, but Bring covers himself well.
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+Dickhead hammers Bring with a series of stiff blows to the ribs!
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Bring whacks Dickhead with a series of stinging blows to the head. Bring drops his guard and pounds away! Dickhead falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
bring back the biff wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
bring back the biff wins by a technical knockout!
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