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(Featherweight) Distress Mistress defeated Paul "Crunch" Konerko by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Wednesday, May 02, 2012

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Distress Mistress!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Paul "Crunch" Konerko!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Mistress is using the ring. (using the ring)
Crunch tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Crunch stuns Mistress with a series of crosses to the temple.
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+Mistress hits Crunch with a series of off balance punches to the chest.
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+Crunch tosses a barrage of combinations to the chin.
Crunch lands a thundering right smash to the jaw and Mistress drops like a stone!!

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Mistress struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Mistress scores with a volley of punches to the ribs.
-Crunch lunges with a series of right combinations to the face, but Mistress narrowly avoids it
+Crunch attacks with a pair of vicious combinations to the head. Mistress sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Mistress connects with a pair of punches to the chest.
+Mistress connects with a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs.
-Crunch tries to land a right to the head, but fails to score.
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+Mistress scores with a painful combination to the chest. Crunch beats a hasty retreat.
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The fighters circle.
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+Crunch lands a series of punches to the nose.
+Mistress attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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-Crunch charges with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Mistress deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Distress Mistress landed 22 of 22 punches, and Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 24 of 40 punches.

Paul "Crunch" Konerko won the round 10-8

Paul "Crunch" Konerko is winning the fight 10-8


Mistress doesn't even want to rest!

Crunch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 2

Mistress is using the ring. (using the ring)
Crunch is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Mistress jars Crunch with a flurry of strong punches to the chest.
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-Crunch tries a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Crunch connects with a light jab to the stomach! Mistress retreats to the far corner.
+Mistress lands a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Crunch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Mistress lashes out with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Crunch narrowly avoids it
-Crunch lunges with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Mistress steps aside and laughs.
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-Crunch charges with a left left to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Crunch fires a volley of furious punches to the stomach.
+Crunch hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the chest!!
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-Crunch throws a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Mistress escapes.
+Mistress pops Crunch with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Crunch gets mad!
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Distress Mistress landed 19 of 26 punches, and Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 17 of 40 punches.

Distress Mistress won the round 10-9

Paul "Crunch" Konerko is winning the fight 19-18


Mistress doesn't even want to rest!

Crunch is obviously tired.



ROUND 3

Mistress is using the ring. (using the ring)
Crunch is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Crunch hammers Mistress with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Mistress scores with a series of punches to the chest. Crunch covers up.
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+Mistress pokes Crunch with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Crunch lunges with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
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-Crunch attempts a pair of left punches to the chest, but Mistress beats a hasty retreat.
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+Crunch pounds Mistress with a volley of off balance punches to the stomach.
-Crunch throws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Mistress stays away from it.
-Crunch probes with a left jab to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Crunch catches Mistress with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Mistress backs up Crunch with a flurry of off balance punches to the stomach. Crunch retreats to the far corner.
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-Mistress paws a left jab to the chest, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Distress Mistress landed 20 of 23 punches, and Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 16 of 38 punches.

Distress Mistress won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Mistress doesn't even want to rest!

Crunch is slowing down.



ROUND 4

Mistress is using the ring. (using the ring)
Crunch is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Mistress clocks Crunch with a quick jab to the chest!
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-Crunch lunges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Crunch charges with a left to the ribs, but Mistress quickly backs away.
+Crunch belts Mistress with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Crunch strikes with a flurry of blows to the stomach!!
+Mistress attacks with a pair of solid punches to the ribs. Crunch shakes his head to clear it.
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-Crunch attempts a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Crunch probes with a right jab to the solar plexus, but Mistress blocks.
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+Mistress tags Crunch with a flurry of mean punches to the chest. Crunch laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Distress Mistress landed 21 of 24 punches, and Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 14 of 44 punches.

Distress Mistress won the round 10-9

Distress Mistress is winning the fight 38-37


Mistress remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crunch looks exhausted.



ROUND 5

Mistress is using the ring. (using the ring)
Crunch is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Crunch attacks with a cross to the solar plexus, but Mistress leaps aside.
+Mistress throws a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Crunch lashes out with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Mistress steps aside and laughs.
+Crunch jolts Mistress with a volley of vicious punches to the ribs.
-Crunch lashes out with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Crunch attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but Mistress covers himself well.
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+Mistress wallops Crunch with a stinging cross to the stomach.
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+Mistress pops Crunch with a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs.
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+Mistress shakes Crunch with a flurry of strong punches to the ribs. Crunch sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Crunch throws a solid right to the solar plexus. Mistress retreats to the far corner.
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-Crunch lunges with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Mistress blocks.
-Crunch attacks with a right straight right to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Distress Mistress landed 22 of 23 punches, and Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 12 of 39 punches.

Distress Mistress won the round 10-9

Distress Mistress is winning the fight 48-46


Mistress remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crunch receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 6

Mistress is using the ring. (using the ring)
Crunch is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Mistress backs up Crunch with a series of loud punches to the ribs. Crunch sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Crunch lashes out with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Mistress leaps aside.
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+Mistress pops Crunch with a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus.
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-Mistress tries to land a barrage of punches to the chest, but Crunch steps aside and laughs.
+Mistress hits Crunch with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Distress Mistress landed 20 of 25 punches, and Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 2 of 8 punches.

Distress Mistress won the round 10-9

Distress Mistress is winning the fight 58-55


Mistress remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crunch receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 7

Mistress is using the ring. (using the ring)
Crunch is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Mistress pops Crunch with a barrage of solid punches to the nose.
Mistress lands a powerful haymaker and Crunch's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Crunch struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Mistress attacks with a stinging sweeping right to the head.
+Mistress hits with a flurry of stiff punches to the eye.
Mistress lands a crashing right cross to the jaw and Crunch's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Crunch struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Mistress drills Crunch with a pair of heavy punches to the nose.
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+Crunch attacks with a series of hard punches to the nose. Mistress shakes his head to clear it.
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+Mistress jars Crunch with a volley of strong punches to the face.
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+Crunch catches Mistress with a volley of glancing punches to the solar plexus. Mistress seems wobbly!
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+Mistress hurts Crunch with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Distress Mistress landed 29 of 32 punches, and Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 2 of 7 punches.

Distress Mistress won the round 10-7

Distress Mistress is winning the fight 68-62


Mistress remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crunch receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 8

Mistress is using the ring. (using the ring)
Crunch tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Mistress lashes out with a pair of hard punches to the head!
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+Mistress hits with a series of punches to the mouth. Crunch asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Mistress lands a mighty left punch in the nose and Crunch's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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He's Out!
Distress Mistress wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Mistress remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crunch can't remember which corner is his. He has gash above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-8
Round 2: Distress Mistress 10-9
Round 3: Distress Mistress 10-9
Round 4: Distress Mistress 10-9
Round 5: Distress Mistress 10-9
Round 6: Distress Mistress 10-9
Round 7: Distress Mistress 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-8
Round 2: Distress Mistress 10-9
Round 3: Distress Mistress 10-9
Round 4: Distress Mistress 10-9
Round 5: Distress Mistress 10-9
Round 6: Distress Mistress 10-9
Round 7: Distress Mistress 10-7


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-8
Round 2: Distress Mistress 10-9
Round 3: Distress Mistress 10-9
Round 4: Distress Mistress 10-9
Round 5: Distress Mistress 10-9
Round 6: Distress Mistress 10-9
Round 7: Distress Mistress 10-7

Distress Mistress wins by a knockout!