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(Strawweight) Funeral Pyre defeated Straw Southpaw by unanimous decision: 119-109, 119-109, 119-109.

Match Monday, April 30, 2012

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 101 pounds (46 kilograms) is Funeral Pyre!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Southpaw!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Funeral clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Southpaw is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Funeral suprises Southpaw with a series of mean blows to the solar plexus. Southpaw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Funeral hits with a pair of commanding uppercuts to the stomach! Southpaw sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Funeral attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Funeral tags Southpaw with a volley of heavy hooks to the chest.
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+Southpaw attacks with a flurry of solid hooks to the chin.
Southpaw lands a tremendous uppercut and Funeral is flattened!!

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Funeral struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Southpaw throws a barrage of shots to the nose, but Funeral ducks.
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-Southpaw tries a pair of left roundhouses to the jaw, but Funeral narrowly avoids it
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+Southpaw strikes with a flurry of shots to the head. Funeral grimaces in pain.
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+Funeral smashes Southpaw with a series of strong shots to the ribs!
Funeral lands a mighty left punch in the nose and Southpaw falls to the canvas!!

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Southpaw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Funeral attempts a hook to the chest, but Southpaw backs out of it.
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+Southpaw throws a pair of blows to the head.
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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Southpaw hits Funeral with a pair of hard punches to the chin. Funeral sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Southpaw lands a blood spattering blow to the temple and Funeral's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Funeral struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Southpaw suprises Funeral with a bite to the ear! This is unbelievable!
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+Southpaw stuns Funeral with a flurry of hooks to the chin!
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+Southpaw lands a barrage of uppercuts to the chin.
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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Funeral Pyre landed 12 of 17 punches, and Straw Southpaw landed 17 of 31 punches.

Straw Southpaw won the round 10-9

Straw Southpaw is winning the fight 10-9


Funeral doesn't even want to rest!

Southpaw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 2

Funeral clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Southpaw is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Funeral hits Southpaw with a flurry of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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-Funeral charges with a series of blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Funeral probes with a right left to the solar plexus, but Southpaw ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Funeral Pyre landed 6 of 16 punches, and Straw Southpaw landed 4 of 8 punches.

Funeral Pyre won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Funeral doesn't even want to rest!

Southpaw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Funeral clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Southpaw is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Funeral throws a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Southpaw steps aside.
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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Funeral jolts Southpaw with a flurry of light punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Funeral Pyre landed 7 of 16 punches, and Straw Southpaw landed 4 of 7 punches.

Funeral Pyre won the round 10-9

Funeral Pyre is winning the fight 29-28


Funeral doesn't even want to rest!

Southpaw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Funeral clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Southpaw is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Funeral launches a pair of left shots to the ribs, but Southpaw deftly avoits it.
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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Funeral drills Southpaw with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Funeral paws a series of right blows to the stomach, but Southpaw hides behind his gloves.
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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Funeral drills Southpaw with a volley of blows to the solar plexus. Southpaw gets mad!
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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Funeral Pyre landed 10 of 25 punches, and Straw Southpaw landed 5 of 8 punches.

Funeral Pyre won the round 10-9

Funeral Pyre is winning the fight 39-37


Funeral doesn't even want to rest!

Southpaw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Funeral clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Southpaw is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Funeral fires a series of punches to the stomach, but Southpaw beats a hasty retreat.
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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Funeral probes with a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Southpaw rocks Funeral with a barrage of stinging punches to the head!
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+Funeral tattoos Southpaw with a volley of shots to the chest!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Funeral Pyre landed 11 of 26 punches, and Straw Southpaw landed 5 of 8 punches.

Funeral Pyre won the round 10-9

Funeral Pyre is winning the fight 49-46


Funeral doesn't even want to rest!

Southpaw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Funeral clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Southpaw is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Funeral thumps Southpaw with a flurry of blows to the chest. Southpaw falls against the ropes!
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-Funeral lunges with a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Funeral probes with a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Southpaw narrowly avoids it
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-Funeral charges with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Southpaw ties him up.
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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Funeral Pyre landed 11 of 26 punches, and Straw Southpaw landed 5 of 8 punches.

Funeral Pyre won the round 10-9

Funeral Pyre is winning the fight 59-55


Funeral doesn't even want to rest!

Southpaw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Funeral clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Southpaw is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Funeral throws a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but Southpaw hides behind his gloves.
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-Funeral tries to land a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Southpaw steps aside and laughs.
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+Funeral hits with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Funeral attempts a volley of blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Funeral catches Southpaw with a pair of quick shots to the ribs. Southpaw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Funeral Pyre landed 10 of 23 punches, and Straw Southpaw landed 5 of 8 punches.

Funeral Pyre won the round 10-9

Funeral Pyre is winning the fight 69-64


Funeral doesn't even want to rest!

Southpaw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Funeral clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Southpaw is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Funeral jolts Southpaw with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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-Funeral lunges with a uppercut to the solar plexus, but Southpaw quickly backs away.
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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Funeral tosses a flurry of mean blows to the solar plexus.
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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Funeral paws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Southpaw throws a flurry of nasty punches to the mouth.
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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Funeral Pyre landed 10 of 23 punches, and Straw Southpaw landed 5 of 8 punches.

Funeral Pyre won the round 10-9

Funeral Pyre is winning the fight 79-73


Funeral doesn't even want to rest!

Southpaw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Funeral clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Southpaw is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Funeral jars Southpaw with a volley of glancing punches to the stomach!
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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Funeral paws a left to the solar plexus, but Southpaw covers himself well.
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-Funeral tries a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Southpaw stays away from it.
Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Funeral probes with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Southpaw deftly avoits it.
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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Funeral Pyre landed 9 of 26 punches, and Straw Southpaw landed 4 of 8 punches.

Funeral Pyre won the round 10-9

Funeral Pyre is winning the fight 89-82


Funeral doesn't even want to rest!

Southpaw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Funeral clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Southpaw is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Funeral charges with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Southpaw escapes.
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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Funeral throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Funeral throws a off balance straight right to the solar plexus!!
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Funeral Pyre landed 8 of 27 punches, and Straw Southpaw landed 5 of 8 punches.

Funeral Pyre won the round 10-9

Funeral Pyre is winning the fight 99-91


Funeral doesn't even want to rest!

Southpaw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Funeral clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Southpaw is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Southpaw hits with a commanding straight right to the ribs. Funeral grimaces in pain.
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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Funeral attempts a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Southpaw stays away from it.
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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
Southpaw tries to attack, but Funeral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Funeral lashes out with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Southpaw blocks.
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+Funeral tags Southpaw with a series of furious punches to the ribs.
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+Funeral nails Southpaw with a volley of powerful shots to the chest. Southpaw retreats to the far corner.
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Funeral Pyre landed 10 of 23 punches, and Straw Southpaw landed 5 of 8 punches.

Funeral Pyre won the round 10-9

Funeral Pyre is winning the fight 109-100


Funeral doesn't even want to rest!

Southpaw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Funeral is brawling. (inside)
Southpaw is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Funeral paws a pair of right shots to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Funeral charges with a barrage of left blows to the eye, but Southpaw ducks.
-Funeral tries to land a uppercut to the temple, but Southpaw ducks just in time.
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+Southpaw shakes Funeral with a pair of nasty punches to the jaw.
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+Funeral clocks Southpaw with a series of punches to the nose.
+Funeral slams Southpaw with a barrage of light blows to the temple.
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+Funeral annoys Southpaw with a volley of hard punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Funeral Pyre landed 13 of 33 punches, and Straw Southpaw landed 8 of 8 punches.

Funeral Pyre won the round 10-9

Funeral Pyre is winning the fight 119-109


Funeral remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Southpaw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Straw Southpaw 10-9
Round 2: Funeral Pyre 10-9
Round 3: Funeral Pyre 10-9
Round 4: Funeral Pyre 10-9
Round 5: Funeral Pyre 10-9
Round 6: Funeral Pyre 10-9
Round 7: Funeral Pyre 10-9
Round 8: Funeral Pyre 10-9
Round 9: Funeral Pyre 10-9
Round 10: Funeral Pyre 10-9
Round 11: Funeral Pyre 10-9
Round 12: Funeral Pyre 10-9

Total Score: Funeral Pyre 119-109


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Straw Southpaw 10-9
Round 2: Funeral Pyre 10-9
Round 3: Funeral Pyre 10-9
Round 4: Funeral Pyre 10-9
Round 5: Funeral Pyre 10-9
Round 6: Funeral Pyre 10-9
Round 7: Funeral Pyre 10-9
Round 8: Funeral Pyre 10-9
Round 9: Funeral Pyre 10-9
Round 10: Funeral Pyre 10-9
Round 11: Funeral Pyre 10-9
Round 12: Funeral Pyre 10-9

Total Score: Funeral Pyre 119-109


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Straw Southpaw 10-9
Round 2: Funeral Pyre 10-9
Round 3: Funeral Pyre 10-9
Round 4: Funeral Pyre 10-9
Round 5: Funeral Pyre 10-9
Round 6: Funeral Pyre 10-9
Round 7: Funeral Pyre 10-9
Round 8: Funeral Pyre 10-9
Round 9: Funeral Pyre 10-9
Round 10: Funeral Pyre 10-9
Round 11: Funeral Pyre 10-9
Round 12: Funeral Pyre 10-9

Total Score: Funeral Pyre 119-109

Funeral Pyre wins by decision!