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(Light-Heavyweight) bring back the biff defeated Dickhead by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Friday, April 27, 2012

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 132 pounds (60 kilograms) is bring back the biff!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 172 pounds (78 kilograms) is Dickhead!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.

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-Dickhead paws a pair of blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Dickhead slams Bring with a volley of wild punches to the solar plexus. Bring sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Dickhead nails Bring with a volley of furious shots to the stomach.
+Dickhead annoys Bring with a barrage of quick shots to the chest.
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+Dickhead strikes with a barrage of off balance shots to the chest.
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Dickhead staggers Bring with a barrage of heavy shots to the solar plexus!!
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+Dickhead catches Bring with a volley of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead charges with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Dickhead nails Bring with a light left to the ribs.
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-Dickhead attacks with a series of left punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Dickhead jars Bring with a flurry of shots to the chest.
-Dickhead tries a volley of shots to the ribs, but Bring leaps aside.
+Dickhead hammers Bring with a barrage of hard punches to the stomach. Bring quickly recovers.
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+Bring stuns Dickhead with a volley of punches to the temple. Dickhead hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dickhead staggers Bring with a volley of commanding shots to the stomach. Bring doesn't notice.
+Dickhead punches Bring with a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Dickhead thumps Bring with a series of wild blows to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead slams Bring with a quick cross to the solar plexus!
+Dickhead jolts Bring with a roundhouse to the stomach. Bring doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dickhead punches Bring with a flurry of painful shots to the chest.
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+Dickhead tattoos Bring with a series of blows to the chest. Bring laughs!
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-Dickhead lashes out with a pair of left shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Dickhead fires a barrage of strong shots to the chest.
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-Dickhead launches a pair of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Dickhead throws a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

bring back the biff landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 110 of 148 punches.

Dickhead won the round 10-9

Dickhead is winning the fight 10-9


Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dickhead remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the right eye.



ROUND 2

Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.

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+Dickhead wallops Bring with a volley of painful shots to the chest. Bring doesn't notice.
-Dickhead throws a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Dickhead lunges with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Bring escapes.
+Dickhead takes charge with a flurry of wild punches to the chest.
+Dickhead attacks with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach. Bring sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Dickhead throws a right cross to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Dickhead hits Bring with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Bring laughs!
-Dickhead fires a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Dickhead attacks with a uppercut to the ribs, but Bring takes it in the forearms.
+Bring lands a barrage of shots to the stomach.
+Dickhead pummels Bring with a volley of loud punches to the ribs.
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+Dickhead throws a barrage of heavy shots to the solar plexus!
-Dickhead tries a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Bring ducks just in time.
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+Dickhead smacks Bring with a series of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead fires a strong sweeping right to the solar plexus. Bring asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Dickhead attempts a pair of blows to the ribs, but Bring steps aside.
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+Dickhead fires a pair of vicious punches to the solar plexus!! Bring covers up.
+Dickhead staggers Bring with a heavy uppercut to the chest.
+Dickhead tosses a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dickhead lashes out with a volley of left shots to the chest, but Bring blocks.
-Dickhead tries a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Dickhead hits with a nasty roundhouse to the stomach.
+Dickhead pops Bring with a flurry of nasty blows to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead fires a right hook to the solar plexus, but Bring covers himself well.
+Dickhead throws a furious uppercut to the solar plexus. Bring beats a hasty retreat.
+Dickhead hits with a series of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dickhead paws a flurry of shots to the chest, but Bring quickly backs away.
-Dickhead fires a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Dickhead smashes Bring with a volley of painful blows to the ribs.
-Dickhead attacks with a straight right to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Dickhead jars Bring with a series of painful blows to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

bring back the biff landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 75 of 150 punches.

Dickhead won the round 10-9

Dickhead is winning the fight 20-18


Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dickhead is slowing down. He has serious cut above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.

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-Dickhead paws a volley of right shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Dickhead fires a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Bring narrowly avoids it
+Dickhead clocks Bring with a volley of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dickhead throws a series of right punches to the stomach, but Bring ties him up.
+Bring punches Dickhead with a pair of nice shots to the chin.
+Dickhead lands a series of shots to the stomach. Bring asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Dickhead probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Dickhead paws a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Dickhead tags Bring with a flurry of off balance shots to the solar plexus.
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-Dickhead throws a pair of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Dickhead throws a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but Bring takes it in the forearms.
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+Dickhead tags Bring with a series of light blows to the ribs.
+Dickhead tags Bring with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dickhead probes with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Dickhead wakes up the fans with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
+Dickhead tosses a pair of shots to the ribs.
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+Dickhead grazes Bring with a volley of quick blows to the ribs. Bring quickly recovers.
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-Dickhead paws a series of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Dickhead attacks with a pair of blows to the chest!
+Dickhead hits with a pair of stinging blows to the ribs.
-Dickhead launches a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but Bring beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dickhead lunges with a right left to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Dickhead launches a volley of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Dickhead throws a pair of left shots to the chest, but misses.
+Dickhead backs up Bring with a barrage of stinging shots to the stomach.
+Dickhead wakes up the fans with a pair of shots to the ribs.

BELL

According to the commentator:

bring back the biff landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 64 of 152 punches.

Dickhead won the round 10-9

Dickhead is winning the fight 30-27


Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dickhead collapses limply onto his stool. He has serious cut above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.

-Dickhead probes with a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Dickhead throws a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but Bring narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead probes with a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
-Dickhead attempts a flurry of blows to the chest, but Bring beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dickhead attempts a pair of shots to the chest, but misses.
-Dickhead paws a volley of punches to the chest, but Bring covers himself well.
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-Dickhead probes with a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but Bring backs out of it.
-Dickhead lunges with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Bring steps aside.
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+Dickhead lashes out with a pair of blows to the stomach! Bring is hurt!
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-Dickhead tries to land a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but Bring ducks.
+Dickhead hits Bring with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead probes with a jab to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Dickhead attacks with a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Bring stays away from it.
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-Dickhead tries a volley of right punches to the chest, but Bring ducks.
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-Dickhead fires a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Bring quickly backs away.
-Dickhead probes with a series of shots to the chest, but falls short.
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
-Dickhead attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Bring narrowly avoids it
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-Dickhead probes with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Bring leaps aside.
+Dickhead attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Bring sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dickhead lands a pair of punches to the chest.
+Dickhead catches Bring with a flurry of stiff punches to the chest. Bring sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Bring jolts Dickhead with a mean left to the eye.
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+Dickhead lands a barrage of strong shots to the chest. Bring doesn't notice.
-Dickhead probes with a pair of left blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dickhead solidly lands a pair of commanding shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

bring back the biff landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 36 of 129 punches.

Dickhead won the round 10-9

Dickhead is winning the fight 40-36


Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dickhead can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.

+Bring hammers Dickhead with a pair of quick punches to the ribs. Bring is hammering relentlessly! Dickhead falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
bring back the biff wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dickhead can't remember which corner is his. He has gash above the right eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9

bring back the biff wins by a technical knockout!