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(Super-Featherweight) John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland defeated Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez by knockout (KO) in round 6.

Match Wednesday, April 25, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 128 pounds (58 kilograms) is Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 128 pounds (58 kilograms) is John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1

Machinegun is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a right uppercut to the ribs, but Machinegun deftly avoits it.
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+Machinegun grazes Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a series of stinging blows to the nose.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attacks with a flurry of left shots to the chest, but Machinegun ducks.
+Machinegun annoys Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a pair of painful blows to the ribs.
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes whacks Machinegun with a series of blows to the stomach.
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+Machinegun suprises Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a left to the jaw. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Machinegun hides behind his gloves.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Machinegun quickly backs away.
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+Machinegun fires a flurry of hard punches to the temple.
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Machinegun tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
Machinegun tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Machinegun slams Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a pair of punches to the ribs!!
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+Machinegun smacks Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a pair of blows to the ribs. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't seem bothered.
+Machinegun pounds Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Machinegun hits with a volley of solid punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez landed 37 of 37 punches, and John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 7 of 31 punches.

Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez won the round 10-9

Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez is winning the fight 10-9


Machinegun doesn't even want to rest!

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 2

Machinegun is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a volley of left punches to the chest, but Machinegun backs out of it.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lashes out with a right hook to the ribs, but Machinegun steps aside and laughs.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes launches a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Machinegun steps aside.
+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes punches Machinegun with a loud uppercut to the ribs.
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+Machinegun tosses a series of furious punches to the head.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lunges with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Machinegun connects with a barrage of punches to the eye. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes ignores it.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes fires a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Machinegun deftly avoits it.
+Machinegun wakes up the fans with a volley of solid punches to the nose.
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Machinegun tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Machinegun hurts Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a furious jab to the jaw.
+Machinegun fires a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Machinegun suprises Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a flurry of hard punches to the temple.
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+Machinegun drills Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a pair of painful punches to the chin.
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Machinegun tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez landed 39 of 41 punches, and John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 7 of 30 punches.

Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez won the round 10-9

Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez is winning the fight 20-18


Machinegun grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 3

Machinegun is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Machinegun hits Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a series of nasty punches to the eye.
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+Machinegun stuns Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes charges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Machinegun backs out of it.
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+Machinegun wallops Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a hard cross to the jaw.
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes suprises Machinegun with a pair of blows to the ribs. Machinegun asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Machinegun hurts Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Machinegun thumps Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a barrage of glancing punches to the jaw. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes shakes his head to clear it.
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Machinegun tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Machinegun hammers Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a uppercut to the temple.
Machinegun tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Machinegun solidly lands a barrage of nasty punches to the jaw.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Machinegun covers himself well.
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+Machinegun backs up Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a off balance left to the head. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes covers up.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a volley of shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes fires a series of blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
+Machinegun hammers Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a pair of furious punches to the eye.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez landed 38 of 38 punches, and John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 7 of 33 punches.

Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez won the round 10-9

Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez is winning the fight 30-27


Machinegun is obviously tired.

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 4

Machinegun is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes fights inside. (inside)

+Machinegun tags Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a light hook to the jaw.
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+Machinegun lands a volley of hard punches to the temple.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a flurry of shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Machinegun nails Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a pair of punches to the temple.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a series of right blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Machinegun pounds Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a pair of commanding punches to the eye!
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes pounds Machinegun with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to land a hook to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Machinegun shakes Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a volley of stiff punches to the eye.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attacks with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Machinegun steps aside and laughs.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes paws a jab to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Machinegun smashes Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a volley of punches to the nose!
+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes drills Machinegun with a volley of shots to the ribs.
+Machinegun hurts Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a pair of stiff punches to the head. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez landed 40 of 41 punches, and John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 10 of 37 punches.

Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez won the round 10-9

Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez is winning the fight 40-36


Machinegun looks exhausted.

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 5

Machinegun is using the ring. (using the ring)
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes fights inside. (inside)

-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Machinegun nails Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs!
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+Machinegun connects with a barrage of wild punches to the temple.
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+Machinegun smacks Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a mean jab to the nose.
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes connects with a straight right to the ribs.
+Machinegun pops Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a heavy cross to the solar plexus.
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes staggers Machinegun with a flurry of powerful blows to the ribs. Machinegun doesn't notice.
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lands a brutal haymaker and Machinegun drops like a stone!!

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Machinegun struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Machinegun pokes Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes retreats to the far corner.
+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attacks with a flurry of stinging punches to the stomach!!
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+Machinegun strikes with a pair of punches to the head. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes covers up.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes fires a barrage of blows to the chest, but Machinegun ties him up.
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+Machinegun fires a barrage of furious punches to the stomach. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes is hurt!
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+Machinegun lashes out with a mean straight right to the head.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes charges with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Machinegun attacks with a volley of nice punches to the mouth. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a series of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Machinegun attacks with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Machinegun attacks with a furious straight right to the chin. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez landed 53 of 55 punches, and John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 15 of 38 punches.

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland won the round 10-8

Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez is winning the fight 48-46


Machinegun can't remember which corner is his.

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 6

Machinegun is using the ring. (using the ring)
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes fights inside. (inside)

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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hits with a cross to the mouth.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes launches a pair of punches to the mouth, but Machinegun quickly backs away.
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes thumps Machinegun with a series of wild blows to the eye.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a pair of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Machinegun throws a series of hard punches to the eye.
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-Machinegun fires a jab to the ribs, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes ties him up.
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-Machinegun fires a right right to the stomach, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes escapes.
+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes solidly lands a volley of glancing blows to the temple.
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lands a devestating left cross to the jaw and Machinegun collapses!!

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He's Out!
John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Machinegun can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez 10-9
Round 2: Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez 10-9
Round 3: Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez 10-9
Round 4: Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez 10-9
Round 5: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez 10-9
Round 2: Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez 10-9
Round 3: Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez 10-9
Round 4: Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez 10-9
Round 5: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-8


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez 10-9
Round 2: Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez 10-9
Round 3: Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez 10-9
Round 4: Kaspar "Machinegun" Ramirez 10-9
Round 5: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-8

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland wins by a knockout!