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(Bantamweight) This Guy Sucks defeated Sam James by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Tuesday, April 17, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 114 pounds (52 kilograms) is Sam James!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 93 pounds (42 kilograms) is This Guy Sucks!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

James covers up.
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Sucks lunges with a pair of right punches to the face, but James backs out of it.
-Sucks probes with a barrage of roundhouses to the head, but flails uselessly.
-Sucks paws a right cross to the jaw, but misses completely.
-Sucks throws a series of left shots to the eye, but is ineffective.
-Sucks attempts a barrage of crosses to the mouth, but James escapes.
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-Sucks attacks with a series of left blows to the temple, but James ties him up.
-Sucks attempts a series of uppercuts to the chin, but James takes it in the forearms.
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-Sucks attempts a left left to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Sucks fires a pair of blows to the head, but James covers himself well.
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+James rocks Sucks with a volley of blows to the chin. Sucks asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Sucks lashes out with a pair of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Sucks throws a roundhouse to the ribs, but James quickly backs away.
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-Sucks tries a series of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
-Sucks lunges with a left roundhouse to the chin, but James quickly backs away.
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-Sucks throws a flurry of right crosses to the mouth, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sam James landed 7 of 8 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 71 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 10-9


James doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sucks doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

James covers up.
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Sucks charges with a pair of left roundhouses to the solar plexus, but James leaps aside.
-Sucks paws a flurry of uppercuts to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Sucks paws a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but James deftly avoits it.
-Sucks fires a pair of right shots to the temple, but James steps aside.
-Sucks tries a pair of shots to the temple, but James ties him up.
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-Sucks throws a barrage of hooks to the chin, but goes wide.
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+James throws a uppercut to the ribs.
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-Sucks throws a flurry of blows to the chin, but James steps aside and laughs.
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-Sucks charges with a left roundhouse to the stomach, but goes wide.
-Sucks throws a jab to the stomach, but James covers himself well.
-Sucks charges with a flurry of left blows to the mouth, but James stays away from it.
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-Sucks probes with a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Sucks lunges with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sam James landed 8 of 8 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 70 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 20-18


James doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sucks doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

James covers up.
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Sucks attempts a pair of roundhouses to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Sucks fires a series of crosses to the ribs, but James leaps aside.
-Sucks charges with a blow to the chin, but James steps aside.
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-Sucks charges with a pair of left blows to the head, but James backs out of it.
-Sucks throws a pair of left shots to the eye, but James ducks just in time.
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-Sucks paws a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Sucks tries to land a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but misses.
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-Sucks probes with a flurry of blows to the face, but falls short.
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-Sucks lunges with a right jab to the face, but only hits air.
-Sucks fires a pair of shots to the mouth, but to no avail.
+James takes charge with a volley of punches to the chin.
-Sucks attempts a flurry of right hooks to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Sucks attempts a pair of left punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Sucks tries to land a volley of right uppercuts to the face, but James ducks.
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-Sucks throws a volley of blows to the head, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sam James landed 8 of 8 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 73 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 30-27


James doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sucks doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

James covers up.
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Sucks charges with a pair of right crosses to the solar plexus, but James stays away from it.
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-Sucks charges with a barrage of right hooks to the chin, but James ducks.
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-Sucks throws a flurry of left punches to the head, but James narrowly avoids it
-Sucks probes with a pair of left shots to the jaw, but James deftly avoits it.
-Sucks launches a barrage of roundhouses to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Sucks launches a right straight right to the eye, but James leaps aside.
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-Sucks throws a volley of hooks to the head, but James leaps aside.
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+James pummels Sucks with a barrage of nasty shots to the chest.
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-Sucks lunges with a flurry of right uppercuts to the stomach, but James steps aside and laughs.
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-Sucks throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Sucks charges with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
-Sucks paws a flurry of hooks to the nose, but James narrowly avoids it
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-Sucks probes with a flurry of hooks to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Sucks lashes out with a volley of right roundhouses to the jaw, but James steps aside and laughs.
-Sucks paws a flurry of right uppercuts to the chin, but James deftly avoits it.
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-Sucks probes with a barrage of crosses to the temple, but James beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sam James landed 8 of 8 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 68 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 40-36


James doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sucks doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

James covers up.
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Sucks attempts a right punch to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Sucks fires a series of blows to the nose, but James narrowly avoids it
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-Sucks lunges with a volley of right uppercuts to the face, but James covers himself well.
-Sucks lunges with a series of left blows to the temple, but misses.
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+James punches Sucks with a series of wild punches to the jaw. Sucks retreats to the far corner.
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-Sucks fires a barrage of blows to the chest, but falls short.
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-Sucks throws a pair of shots to the ribs, but James steps aside.
-Sucks fires a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but James steps aside and laughs.
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-Sucks lunges with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but James quickly backs away.
-Sucks launches a pair of left shots to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Sucks charges with a pair of left uppercuts to the mouth, but James beats a hasty retreat.
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-Sucks launches a pair of right hooks to the solar plexus, but James backs out of it.
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-Sucks lashes out with a volley of shots to the chin, but James leaps aside.
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-Sucks attempts a pair of right hooks to the jaw, but only hits air.
-Sucks attacks with a flurry of left roundhouses to the temple, but flails uselessly.
-Sucks attempts a volley of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sam James landed 8 of 8 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 77 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 50-45


James doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sucks doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

James covers up.
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+James rocks Sucks with a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus. Sucks doesn't seem bothered.
-Sucks paws a roundhouse to the mouth, but James stays away from it.
-Sucks launches a right to the jaw, but to no avail.
-Sucks attempts a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Sucks lashes out with a series of uppercuts to the nose, but James quickly backs away.
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-Sucks probes with a pair of crosses to the nose, but James escapes.
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-Sucks attempts a shot to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Sucks attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but James covers himself well.
-Sucks throws a right jab to the chin, but James quickly backs away.
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-Sucks throws a volley of left uppercuts to the ribs, but James steps aside and laughs.
-Sucks attempts a pair of hooks to the jaw, but loses his balance.
-Sucks paws a pair of left shots to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Sucks tries to land a pair of crosses to the chin, but James deftly avoits it.
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-Sucks probes with a barrage of left roundhouses to the chin, but James steps aside.
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-Sucks attempts a pair of crosses to the jaw, but James ties him up.
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-Sucks charges with a pair of right shots to the eye, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sam James landed 8 of 9 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 71 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 60-54


James doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sucks doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

James covers up.
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Sucks throws a flurry of left uppercuts to the face, but James stays away from it.
+James clocks Sucks with a flurry of blows to the jaw.
-Sucks attacks with a pair of left punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
-Sucks lunges with a barrage of crosses to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Sucks lashes out with a right right to the chin, but James takes it in the forearms.
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-Sucks probes with a flurry of punches to the head, but James deftly avoits it.
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-Sucks lashes out with a series of shots to the eye, but is ineffective.
-Sucks lunges with a volley of hooks to the nose, but James steps aside and laughs.
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-Sucks throws a flurry of right roundhouses to the face, but loses his balance.
-Sucks tries to land a flurry of left hooks to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Sucks lunges with a pair of hooks to the temple, but James deftly avoits it.
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-Sucks lunges with a pair of shots to the jaw, but only hits air.
-Sucks attempts a series of shots to the nose, but falls short.
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-Sucks probes with a volley of left crosses to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Sucks throws a pair of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sam James landed 8 of 8 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 3 of 69 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 70-63


James doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sucks doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

James covers up.
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Sucks probes with a flurry of left uppercuts to the ribs, but James backs out of it.
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-Sucks tries to land a barrage of left uppercuts to the chin, but flails uselessly.
-Sucks attempts a shot to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Sucks fires a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but James takes it in the forearms.
-Sucks tries a pair of right roundhouses to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Sucks charges with a roundhouse to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Sucks probes with a right right to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Sucks throws a flurry of hooks to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Sucks attacks with a pair of shots to the head, but to no avail.
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-Sucks attempts a flurry of shots to the head, but James ducks.
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-Sucks paws a barrage of shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Sucks tries a pair of right crosses to the chin, but James quickly backs away.
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-Sucks throws a roundhouse to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+James backs up Sucks with a series of blows to the mouth.
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-Sucks probes with a barrage of shots to the chin, but James stays away from it.
-Sucks paws a barrage of crosses to the jaw, but James hides behind his gloves.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Sam James landed 8 of 9 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 73 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 80-72


James doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sucks doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

James covers up.
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Sucks throws a volley of crosses to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Sucks probes with a volley of right uppercuts to the stomach, but James backs out of it.
-Sucks tries a right right to the chin, but James beats a hasty retreat.
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-Sucks tries to land a barrage of right roundhouses to the chin, but James ducks just in time.
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-Sucks charges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Sucks throws a flurry of right crosses to the stomach, but James escapes.
-Sucks throws a volley of shots to the head, but James stays away from it.
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+James throws a series of mean blows to the nose.
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-Sucks attempts a right to the head, but loses his balance.
-Sucks charges with a series of right roundhouses to the nose, but misses.
-Sucks launches a series of shots to the jaw, but falls short.
-Sucks attacks with a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Sucks attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Sucks attacks with a series of roundhouses to the mouth, but James blocks.
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-Sucks charges with a series of shots to the nose, but James takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sam James landed 7 of 7 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 3 of 73 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 90-81


James doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sucks doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

James covers up.
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Sucks lunges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but James escapes.
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+James lands a flurry of powerful hooks to the face.
-Sucks lashes out with a flurry of left crosses to the ribs, but James backs out of it.
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-Sucks probes with a series of uppercuts to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Sucks fires a pair of shots to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Sucks probes with a series of right hooks to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Sucks tries a barrage of left crosses to the jaw, but James deftly avoits it.
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-Sucks tries a flurry of left hooks to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Sucks launches a blow to the stomach, but James stays away from it.
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-Sucks tries a volley of hooks to the eye, but James hides behind his gloves.
-Sucks tries a pair of left hooks to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Sucks probes with a series of hooks to the nose, but James steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sam James landed 8 of 8 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 74 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 100-90


James doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sucks doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

James covers up.
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Sucks launches a series of uppercuts to the face, but James deftly avoits it.
-Sucks launches a barrage of left punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Sucks launches a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but James deftly avoits it.
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-Sucks launches a left uppercut to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Sucks fires a pair of left shots to the ribs, but James steps aside and laughs.
-Sucks attacks with a pair of blows to the chin, but fails to score.
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+James hits with a volley of nice uppercuts to the ribs.
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-Sucks attempts a barrage of left punches to the head, but James hides behind his gloves.
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-Sucks charges with a uppercut to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Sucks probes with a flurry of left hooks to the eye, but is ineffective.
-Sucks charges with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but James ducks.
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-Sucks fires a barrage of left hooks to the chin, but James ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sam James landed 8 of 8 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 3 of 64 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 110-99


James doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sucks doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

James covers up.
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Sucks attempts a pair of left crosses to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Sucks paws a left hook to the nose, but falls short.
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-Sucks attacks with a flurry of uppercuts to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Sucks launches a volley of right roundhouses to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Sucks throws a pair of right crosses to the jaw, but loses his balance.
-Sucks probes with a barrage of left shots to the nose, but James ducks just in time.
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-Sucks attempts a left uppercut to the chest, but falls short.
-Sucks throws a pair of right roundhouses to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Sucks attempts a barrage of shots to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Sucks attempts a left right to the ribs, but James backs out of it.
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+James connects with a nice roundhouse to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sam James landed 8 of 8 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 3 of 70 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 120-108


James doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sucks doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 2: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 3: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 4: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 5: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 6: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 7: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 8: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 9: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 10: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 11: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 12: This Guy Sucks 10-9

Total Score: This Guy Sucks 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 2: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 3: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 4: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 5: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 6: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 7: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 8: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 9: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 10: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 11: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 12: This Guy Sucks 10-9

Total Score: This Guy Sucks 120-108


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 2: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 3: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 4: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 5: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 6: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 7: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 8: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 9: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 10: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 11: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 12: This Guy Sucks 10-9

Total Score: This Guy Sucks 120-108

This Guy Sucks wins by decision!