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(Super-Bantamweight) tough titties turkleton defeated I Fall Down Go Boom by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Tuesday, April 17, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is tough titties turkleton!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is I Fall Down Go Boom!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1

Turkleton comes out fighting.
I Fall Down Go Boom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Turkleton attacks with a volley of heavy blows to the nose! I Fall Down Go Boom covers up.
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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+I Fall Down Go Boom thumps Turkleton with a pair of nasty blows to the solar plexus!
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+Turkleton tags I Fall Down Go Boom with a volley of punches to the face.
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+I Fall Down Go Boom tags Turkleton with a pair of shots to the chest.
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+Turkleton tosses a pair of shots to the eye.
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+Turkleton wakes up the fans with a pair of hard shots to the mouth. I Fall Down Go Boom gets mad!
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+Turkleton hits with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
+I Fall Down Go Boom stuns Turkleton with a volley of vicious blows to the chest!!
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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Turkleton annoys I Fall Down Go Boom with a pair of powerful punches to the jaw!
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-Turkleton tries to land a flurry of left punches to the chin, but I Fall Down Go Boom hides behind his gloves.
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+I Fall Down Go Boom throws a barrage of mean blows to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

tough titties turkleton landed 36 of 48 punches, and I Fall Down Go Boom landed 23 of 25 punches.

tough titties turkleton won the round 10-9

tough titties turkleton is winning the fight 10-9


Turkleton doesn't want to stop fighting!

I Fall Down Go Boom doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 2

Turkleton comes out fighting.
I Fall Down Go Boom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+I Fall Down Go Boom annoys Turkleton with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+I Fall Down Go Boom rocks Turkleton with a pair of powerful blows to the stomach.
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+Turkleton hits with a nice hook to the nose.
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+I Fall Down Go Boom pounds Turkleton with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Turkleton drills I Fall Down Go Boom with a series of blows to the face.
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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Turkleton hits I Fall Down Go Boom with a barrage of stiff blows to the temple. I Fall Down Go Boom asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+I Fall Down Go Boom hurts Turkleton with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+I Fall Down Go Boom tags Turkleton with a commanding left to the ribs.
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+Turkleton drills I Fall Down Go Boom with a volley of glancing punches to the face.
Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Turkleton pummels I Fall Down Go Boom with a series of solid blows to the jaw.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

tough titties turkleton landed 35 of 47 punches, and I Fall Down Go Boom landed 24 of 24 punches.

tough titties turkleton won the round 10-9

tough titties turkleton is winning the fight 20-18


Turkleton doesn't even want to rest!

I Fall Down Go Boom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 3

Turkleton comes out fighting.
I Fall Down Go Boom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+I Fall Down Go Boom pokes Turkleton with a volley of glancing blows to the ribs. Turkleton ignores it.
Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
+I Fall Down Go Boom wallops Turkleton with a pair of heavy blows to the ribs.
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-Turkleton probes with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but I Fall Down Go Boom quickly backs away.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the face.
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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+I Fall Down Go Boom clocks Turkleton with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Turkleton hits with a pair of nasty punches to the nose.
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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Turkleton tags I Fall Down Go Boom with a flurry of light shots to the nose.
+Turkleton punches I Fall Down Go Boom with a volley of commanding shots to the temple.
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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+I Fall Down Go Boom tattoos Turkleton with a volley of punches to the chest! Turkleton falls against the ropes!
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+Turkleton hits with a series of punches to the eye. I Fall Down Go Boom ignores it.
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+Turkleton throws a pair of solid blows to the temple. I Fall Down Go Boom backpedals to his own corner.
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+Turkleton throws a pair of glancing blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

tough titties turkleton landed 32 of 42 punches, and I Fall Down Go Boom landed 22 of 24 punches.

tough titties turkleton won the round 10-9

tough titties turkleton is winning the fight 30-27


Turkleton remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

I Fall Down Go Boom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 4

Turkleton comes out fighting.
I Fall Down Go Boom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+I Fall Down Go Boom hits Turkleton with a flurry of heavy shots to the stomach!!
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+Turkleton tags I Fall Down Go Boom with a volley of glancing blows to the jaw. I Fall Down Go Boom sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
+I Fall Down Go Boom strikes with a flurry of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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+Turkleton pummels I Fall Down Go Boom with a volley of punches to the chin!
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+Turkleton strikes with a barrage of strong blows to the head!
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+I Fall Down Go Boom smashes Turkleton with a stinging hook to the chest.
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-Turkleton throws a volley of left punches to the chin, but I Fall Down Go Boom blocks.
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+Turkleton shakes I Fall Down Go Boom with a quick uppercut to the mouth.
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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
+I Fall Down Go Boom shakes Turkleton with a series of punches to the stomach. Turkleton ignores it.
-Turkleton attacks with a pair of shots to the stomach, but I Fall Down Go Boom quickly backs away.
Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

tough titties turkleton landed 31 of 47 punches, and I Fall Down Go Boom landed 23 of 23 punches.

tough titties turkleton won the round 10-9

tough titties turkleton is winning the fight 40-36


Turkleton remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

I Fall Down Go Boom grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 5

Turkleton comes out fighting.
I Fall Down Go Boom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Turkleton probes with a right cross to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+Turkleton lashes out with a barrage of loud blows to the head.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the face.
Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Turkleton connects with a series of punches to the head!
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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
+I Fall Down Go Boom solidly lands a pair of light shots to the ribs.
+Turkleton slams I Fall Down Go Boom with a pair of light punches to the eye!!
+Turkleton tags I Fall Down Go Boom with a barrage of mean shots to the ribs. I Fall Down Go Boom seems wobbly!
+I Fall Down Go Boom hits with a left to the ribs. Turkleton beats a hasty retreat.
+Turkleton throws a pair of hard blows to the eye!!
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+I Fall Down Go Boom hits with a flurry of loud punches to the ribs. Turkleton seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

tough titties turkleton landed 33 of 48 punches, and I Fall Down Go Boom landed 24 of 25 punches.

tough titties turkleton won the round 10-9

tough titties turkleton is winning the fight 50-45


Turkleton grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

I Fall Down Go Boom is obviously tired.


ROUND 6

Turkleton comes out fighting.
I Fall Down Go Boom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Turkleton tags I Fall Down Go Boom with a uppercut to the jaw.
-Turkleton charges with a left hook to the temple, but I Fall Down Go Boom ties him up.
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+Turkleton fires a mean straight right to the head.
Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Turkleton drills I Fall Down Go Boom with a stinging hook to the eye. I Fall Down Go Boom sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Turkleton throws a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Turkleton hits with a barrage of punches to the head.
+I Fall Down Go Boom tags Turkleton with a powerful roundhouse to the chest.
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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Turkleton probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Turkleton hits with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
+I Fall Down Go Boom wakes up the fans with a hook to the ribs!
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+I Fall Down Go Boom attacks with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+I Fall Down Go Boom annoys Turkleton with a volley of quick shots to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

tough titties turkleton landed 33 of 54 punches, and I Fall Down Go Boom landed 23 of 25 punches.

tough titties turkleton won the round 10-9

tough titties turkleton is winning the fight 60-54


Turkleton grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

I Fall Down Go Boom is obviously tired.


ROUND 7

Turkleton comes out fighting.
I Fall Down Go Boom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Turkleton hurts I Fall Down Go Boom with a pair of blows to the chin. I Fall Down Go Boom is hurt!
+I Fall Down Go Boom pummels Turkleton with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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-Turkleton lunges with a barrage of shots to the temple, but I Fall Down Go Boom leaps aside.
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+Turkleton slams I Fall Down Go Boom with a barrage of blows to the jaw. I Fall Down Go Boom doesn't seem bothered.
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-Turkleton charges with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+I Fall Down Go Boom fires a series of mean shots to the chest.
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+Turkleton backs up I Fall Down Go Boom with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
+I Fall Down Go Boom backs up Turkleton with a series of stinging shots to the ribs. Turkleton sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Turkleton probes with a pair of left shots to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Turkleton fires a pair of painful blows to the nose.
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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Turkleton tosses a off balance sweeping right to the temple!

BELL

According to the commentator:

tough titties turkleton landed 35 of 49 punches, and I Fall Down Go Boom landed 22 of 23 punches.

tough titties turkleton won the round 10-9

tough titties turkleton is winning the fight 70-63


Turkleton grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

I Fall Down Go Boom is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.


ROUND 8

Turkleton comes out fighting.
I Fall Down Go Boom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Turkleton tosses a volley of nice blows to the solar plexus.
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+Turkleton solidly lands a commanding uppercut to the chin.
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+I Fall Down Go Boom suprises Turkleton with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
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-I Fall Down Go Boom launches a series of shots to the chest, but Turkleton stays away from it.
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+Turkleton pokes I Fall Down Go Boom with a flurry of heavy punches to the face.
+Turkleton staggers I Fall Down Go Boom with a volley of blows to the eye.
Turkleton lands a vicious right smash to the jaw and I Fall Down Go Boom's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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I Fall Down Go Boom struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Turkleton connects with a flurry of shots to the chin.
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+Turkleton whacks I Fall Down Go Boom with a barrage of off balance punches to the face. I Fall Down Go Boom sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Turkleton lands a devestating hook and I Fall Down Go Boom's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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He's Out!
tough titties turkleton wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Turkleton is obviously tired.

I Fall Down Go Boom can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 2: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 3: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 4: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 5: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 6: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 7: tough titties turkleton 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 2: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 3: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 4: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 5: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 6: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 7: tough titties turkleton 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 2: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 3: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 4: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 5: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 6: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 7: tough titties turkleton 10-9

tough titties turkleton wins by a knockout!