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(Super-Featherweight) John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland defeated Skooter the Striker by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Wednesday, April 11, 2012

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Skooter the Striker!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Skooter covers up.

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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a series of right blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Skooter hides behind his gloves.
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+Skooter smashes Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a volley of punches to the head.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries a flurry of shots to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes launches a series of blows to the stomach, but Skooter hides behind his gloves.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a series of left shots to the stomach, but Skooter ducks just in time.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to land a barrage of blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tosses a pair of commanding punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 6 of 32 punches, and Skooter the Striker landed 7 of 7 punches.

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland won the round 10-9

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland is winning the fight 10-9


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't want to stop fighting!

Skooter doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Skooter covers up.

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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lashes out with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Skooter beats a hasty retreat.
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+Skooter nails Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a volley of shots to the jaw.
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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a barrage of blows to the ribs, but misses.
Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes fires a volley of punches to the stomach, but Skooter steps aside.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes shakes Skooter with a pair of mean shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 6 of 35 punches, and Skooter the Striker landed 8 of 8 punches.

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland won the round 10-9

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland is winning the fight 20-18


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't want to stop fighting!

Skooter doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Skooter covers up.

-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes charges with a cross to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tags Skooter with a powerful jab to the chest.
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+Skooter throws a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes paws a pair of punches to the chest, but Skooter narrowly avoids it
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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 5 of 33 punches, and Skooter the Striker landed 8 of 8 punches.

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland won the round 10-9

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland is winning the fight 30-27


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't want to stop fighting!

Skooter doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Skooter covers up.

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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a right uppercut to the chest, but misses.
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes whacks Skooter with a pair of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes paws a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Skooter ducks just in time.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes paws a series of shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to land a left uppercut to the chest, but Skooter covers himself well.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes launches a straight right to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Skooter lands a barrage of furious blows to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 6 of 31 punches, and Skooter the Striker landed 8 of 8 punches.

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland won the round 10-9

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland is winning the fight 40-36


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't want to stop fighting!

Skooter doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Skooter covers up.

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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Skooter steps aside.
+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes annoys Skooter with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but Skooter steps aside and laughs.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Skooter covers himself well.
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+Skooter tags Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a pair of glancing punches to the temple.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to land a straight right to the solar plexus, but Skooter ties him up.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes launches a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Skooter ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 6 of 31 punches, and Skooter the Striker landed 8 of 8 punches.

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland won the round 10-9

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland is winning the fight 50-45


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!

Skooter remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Skooter covers up.

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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Skooter grazes Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a series of solid punches to the jaw. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hits Skooter with a barrage of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes paws a volley of shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes charges with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Skooter backs out of it.
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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a pair of left shots to the chest, but Skooter deftly avoits it.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Skooter ducks just in time.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a right left to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 6 of 32 punches, and Skooter the Striker landed 8 of 8 punches.

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland won the round 10-9

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland is winning the fight 60-54


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!

Skooter remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Skooter covers up.

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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries a pair of right blows to the chest, but goes wide.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lashes out with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Skooter clocks Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a quick cross to the head.
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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a straight right to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes paws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes drills Skooter with a volley of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a flurry of shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 6 of 30 punches, and Skooter the Striker landed 7 of 9 punches.

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland won the round 10-9

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland is winning the fight 70-63


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!

Skooter remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Skooter covers up.

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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes charges with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a pair of punches to the chest, but Skooter hides behind his gloves.
Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Skooter backs out of it.
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+Skooter hits with a volley of shots to the chin.
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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes launches a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 6 of 35 punches, and Skooter the Striker landed 8 of 8 punches.

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland won the round 10-9

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland is winning the fight 80-72


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!

Skooter grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Skooter covers up.

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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Skooter hammers Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a volley of light blows to the face.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes paws a pair of right shots to the chest, but Skooter ties him up.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a left uppercut to the chest, but comes up empty.
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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes drills Skooter with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes charges with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but Skooter hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 6 of 31 punches, and Skooter the Striker landed 6 of 8 punches.

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland won the round 10-9

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland is winning the fight 90-81


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!

Skooter grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Skooter covers up.

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+Skooter pokes Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a barrage of mean punches to the eye.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Skooter stays away from it.
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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Skooter escapes.
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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tattoos Skooter with a series of wild punches to the ribs.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 6 of 31 punches, and Skooter the Striker landed 7 of 8 punches.

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland won the round 10-9

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland is winning the fight 100-90


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!

Skooter grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes fights inside. (inside)
Skooter covers up.

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+Skooter punches Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a barrage of light shots to the mouth.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a volley of left blows to the stomach, but Skooter backs out of it.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attacks with a series of blows to the ribs, but Skooter ties him up.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes charges with a volley of left blows to the chest, but misses.
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lashes out with a barrage of stinging punches to the chest.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes paws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Skooter escapes.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes charges with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lashes out with a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but Skooter covers himself well.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a volley of left punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 7 of 39 punches, and Skooter the Striker landed 8 of 8 punches.

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland won the round 10-9

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland is winning the fight 110-99


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!

Skooter grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes fights inside. (inside)
Skooter covers up.

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+Skooter hits Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a barrage of punches to the face. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes falls against the ropes!
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a pair of powerful punches to the ribs. Skooter sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes charges with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lashes out with a hook to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a uppercut to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries a left to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Skooter escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 8 of 39 punches, and Skooter the Striker landed 8 of 8 punches.

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland won the round 10-9

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland is winning the fight 120-108


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!

Skooter is obviously tired.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 2: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 3: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 4: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 5: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 6: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 7: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 8: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 9: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 10: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 11: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 12: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9

Total Score: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 2: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 3: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 4: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 5: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 6: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 7: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 8: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 9: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 10: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 11: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 12: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9

Total Score: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 120-108


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 2: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 3: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 4: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 5: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 6: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 7: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 8: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 9: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 10: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 11: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 12: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9

Total Score: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 120-108

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland wins by decision!