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(Strawweight) You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... defeated goober by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.

Match Monday, April 09, 2012

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 80 pounds (36 kilograms) is You've Got To Be Kidding Me.........!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is goober!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Me......... comes out fighting.
Goober comes out flailing.

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+Goober thumps Me......... with a stiff jab to the nose.
+Goober wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the stomach!! Me......... hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Goober wakes up the fans with a series of quick blows to the solar plexus.
+Me......... rocks Goober with a series of blows to the ribs!
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+Goober drills Me......... with a pair of blows to the eye!
+Me......... stuns Goober with a flurry of loud blows to the solar plexus.
+Goober hits with a series of blows to the ribs.
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+Me......... pops Goober with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
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+Me......... drills Goober with a flurry of off balance punches to the chest.
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+Goober tosses a pair of shots to the chin.
+Goober thumps Me......... with a flurry of nasty punches to the eye. Me......... falls against the ropes!
+Goober hits Me......... with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Goober hits with a barrage of powerful punches to the nose.
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+Goober jolts Me......... with a flurry of nasty punches to the mouth.
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+Goober throws a pair of nasty shots to the mouth. Me......... seems wobbly!
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+Goober throws a barrage of hard shots to the jaw. Me......... gets mad!
+Me......... throws a volley of painful shots to the ribs. Goober sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Goober annoys Me......... with a flurry of stinging shots to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters trade shots to the head.
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+Goober grazes Me......... with a nice straight right to the mouth.
+Goober grazes Me......... with a series of light blows to the solar plexus.
+Goober attacks with a quick cross to the stomach.
+Goober tosses a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach. Me......... sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Goober hurts Me......... with a series of shots to the eye. Me......... grimaces in pain.
+Goober hurts Me......... with a glancing jab to the face.
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+Goober rocks Me......... with a flurry of stinging shots to the temple.
+Goober smacks Me......... with a barrage of punches to the nose. Me......... seems wobbly!
+Goober stuns Me......... with a series of stinging punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... landed 39 of 41 punches, and goober landed 121 of 126 punches.

goober won the round 10-9

goober is winning the fight 10-9


Me......... doesn't want to stop fighting!

Goober remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Me......... comes out fighting.
Goober comes out flailing.

+Goober tosses a glancing jab to the jaw. Me......... doesn't notice.
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+Goober throws a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
+Goober fires a pair of furious punches to the stomach. Me......... backpedals to his own corner.
+Goober jolts Me......... with a barrage of shots to the chest.
-Goober attempts a series of right punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Me......... hurts Goober with a volley of vicious blows to the ribs!
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-Goober lunges with a volley of right shots to the jaw, but loses his balance.
+Goober hits with a pair of punches to the jaw!
+Goober hits with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth.
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-Goober throws a flurry of left punches to the nose, but misses completely.
+Me......... staggers Goober with a mean hook to the chest!!
+Me......... attacks with a pair of quick shots to the ribs.
+Goober smashes Me......... with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
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+Goober wakes up the fans with a volley of light blows to the chest!!
+ The fighters swap blows to the jaw.
+Me......... solidly lands a nice jab to the chest!
+Goober attacks with a volley of wild punches to the mouth!
+Goober scores with a off balance right to the face!
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+Me......... punches Goober with a barrage of solid blows to the chest.
-Goober fires a series of left blows to the temple, but only hits air.
+Goober annoys Me......... with a pair of stinging shots to the chin.
+Goober slams Me......... with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Me......... stuns Goober with a volley of strong blows to the stomach.
-Goober launches a cross to the eye, but Me......... stays away from it.
+Goober strikes with a nice straight right to the chin.
+Goober shakes Me......... with a volley of punches to the head.
+Goober annoys Me......... with a uppercut to the mouth!
+Goober hits with a flurry of shots to the nose. Me......... laughs!
+Goober jolts Me......... with a nasty right to the eye! Me......... is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... landed 37 of 37 punches, and goober landed 95 of 121 punches.

goober won the round 10-9

goober is winning the fight 20-18


Me......... doesn't even want to rest!

Goober grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Me......... comes out fighting.
Goober comes out flailing.

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+Me......... backs up Goober with a volley of punches to the chest.
+Goober fires a series of punches to the eye.
-Goober attempts a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Me......... deftly avoits it.
+Goober pummels Me......... with a cross to the solar plexus. Me......... asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Goober lashes out with a pair of heavy blows to the stomach.
+Me......... fires a volley of powerful blows to the stomach!
+Me......... catches Goober with a volley of shots to the ribs.
+Goober tags Me......... with a series of wild blows to the eye.
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+Goober lands a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the head.
-Goober charges with a series of punches to the head, but Me......... ducks just in time.
+Goober hits with a barrage of off balance shots to the nose.
+Goober connects with a pair of commanding punches to the eye.
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-Goober probes with a left roundhouse to the chin, but is ineffective.
+Me......... throws a pair of punches to the stomach. Goober quickly recovers.
+Goober throws a mean uppercut to the face.
+Me......... hits with a roundhouse to the solar plexus.
-Goober lunges with a roundhouse to the jaw, but loses his balance.
+Goober annoys Me......... with a series of nice blows to the chin.
+Me......... tags Goober with a barrage of blows to the chest.
-Goober tries to land a right to the nose, but Me......... stays away from it.
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+Goober annoys Me......... with a volley of stiff blows to the jaw.
-Goober attacks with a series of left blows to the eye, but Me......... covers himself well.
+Goober tags Me......... with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
-Goober charges with a volley of right blows to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Me......... nails Goober with a volley of shots to the chest!! Goober covers up.
+Goober hits with a series of quick punches to the temple.
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-Goober tries to land a volley of punches to the eye, but Me......... steps aside.
+Me......... grazes Goober with a strong straight right to the chest.
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+Goober fires a cross to the solar plexus.
+Goober connects with a barrage of loud blows to the chest. Me......... sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... landed 39 of 41 punches, and goober landed 82 of 127 punches.

goober won the round 10-9

goober is winning the fight 30-27


Me......... doesn't even want to rest!

Goober is slowing down.



ROUND 4

Me......... comes out fighting.
Goober comes out flailing.

+Goober punches Me......... with a quick jab to the jaw.
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+Me......... wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the chest. Goober ignores it.
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+Goober throws a pair of punches to the ribs. Me......... falls against the ropes!
+Goober rocks Me......... with a volley of punches to the chin.
+Goober fires a flurry of commanding shots to the mouth. Me......... falls against the ropes!
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-Goober tries to land a barrage of right shots to the eye, but Me......... ducks just in time.
-Goober tries to land a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Goober connects with a flurry of commanding punches to the eye.
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+Goober pounds Me......... with a volley of stiff punches to the eye.
+Me......... scores with a pair of shots to the chest.
+Goober hits with a pair of mean punches to the stomach.
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-Goober lunges with a pair of shots to the temple, but loses his balance.
+Goober tags Me......... with a pair of heavy blows to the ribs!
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+Me......... shakes Goober with a loud sweeping right to the ribs.
+Me......... hurts Goober with a pair of light shots to the stomach.
+Me......... tags Goober with a barrage of blows to the ribs. Goober sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Goober fires a barrage of shots to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Goober tries to land a series of left shots to the chin, but only hits air.
-Goober lunges with a barrage of left shots to the head, but Me......... steps aside and laughs.
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-Goober attempts a pair of left shots to the face, but to no avail.
+ The fighters swap shots to the chin.
+Me......... hits with a barrage of vicious punches to the solar plexus! Goober seems wobbly!
-Goober tries to land a volley of right shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Goober clocks Me......... with a series of shots to the nose. Me......... doesn't notice.
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+Me......... hits with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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+Me......... strikes with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
-Goober probes with a volley of right punches to the eye, but Me......... beats a hasty retreat.
-Goober attacks with a volley of blows to the chin, but falls short.
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+Goober pokes Me......... with a series of heavy punches to the head.
+Me......... hits with a volley of punches to the ribs!! Goober sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Goober suprises Me......... with a series of commanding shots to the stomach.
+ The fighters exchange shots to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... landed 37 of 37 punches, and goober landed 61 of 126 punches.

goober won the round 10-9

goober is winning the fight 40-36


Me......... remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Goober collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 5

Me......... comes out fighting.
Goober comes out flailing.

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-Goober probes with a series of right shots to the temple, but fails to score.
+Goober hits with a barrage of blows to the chest. Me......... retreats to the far corner.
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+Me......... attacks with a hook to the chest!!
-Goober throws a volley of shots to the head, but Me......... steps aside and laughs.
-Goober lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Me......... leaps aside.
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+Me......... tags Goober with a flurry of strong shots to the chest. Goober beats a hasty retreat.
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+Goober whacks Me......... with a stiff jab to the jaw.
+Goober throws a pair of light shots to the temple.
+Me......... stuns Goober with a pair of shots to the stomach! Goober beats a hasty retreat.
-Goober lunges with a series of left blows to the chest, but Me......... steps aside.
-Goober throws a right uppercut to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Me......... hits with a pair of wild blows to the solar plexus. Goober beats a hasty retreat.
-Goober fires a series of blows to the chest, but Me......... blocks.
+ The fighters swap shots to the eye.
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-Goober lashes out with a pair of left blows to the temple, but fails to score.
-Goober attempts a volley of left shots to the face, but misses completely.
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+Me......... jars Goober with a pair of punches to the stomach.
+Goober punches Me......... with a barrage of vicious punches to the ribs. Me......... doesn't seem bothered.
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-Goober charges with a volley of blows to the temple, but Me......... quickly backs away.
+Me......... throws a flurry of blows to the chest.
-Goober launches a pair of shots to the temple, but fails to score.
-Goober paws a pair of right blows to the head, but falls short.
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+Goober takes charge with a pair of shots to the chest. Me......... ignores it.
+Goober attacks with a painful hook to the chest.
+Me......... hammers Goober with a flurry of light punches to the solar plexus.
+Goober suprises Me......... with a series of powerful punches to the face. Me......... doesn't notice.
+Goober lands a powerful hook to the solar plexus. Me......... beats a hasty retreat.
-Goober charges with a flurry of blows to the head, but falls short.
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-Goober attempts a flurry of left punches to the head, but Me......... leaps aside.
+Me......... solidly lands a barrage of blows to the ribs. Goober laughs!
+ The fighters swap shots to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... landed 39 of 39 punches, and goober landed 49 of 126 punches.

You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... won the round 10-9

goober is winning the fight 49-46


Me......... remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Goober can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 6

Me......... comes out fighting.
Goober comes out flailing.

+Me......... tags Goober with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Goober paws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Me......... ducks just in time.
+Me......... annoys Goober with a pair of punches to the chest. Me......... is raining blows! Goober starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Me......... remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Goober can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: goober 10-9
Round 2: goober 10-9
Round 3: goober 10-9
Round 4: goober 10-9
Round 5: You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: goober 10-9
Round 2: goober 10-9
Round 3: goober 10-9
Round 4: goober 10-9
Round 5: You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: goober 10-9
Round 2: goober 10-9
Round 3: goober 10-9
Round 4: goober 10-9
Round 5: You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... 10-9

You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... wins by a technical knockout!