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(Bantamweight) This Guy Sucks defeated Sam James by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Tuesday, April 03, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 114 pounds (52 kilograms) is Sam James!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 95 pounds (43 kilograms) is This Guy Sucks!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

James covers up.
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Sucks tries a pair of blows to the nose, but misses completely.
-Sucks paws a barrage of right blows to the eye, but falls short.
-Sucks lunges with a pair of punches to the nose, but James steps aside and laughs.
-Sucks lunges with a barrage of right punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Sucks probes with a series of punches to the head, but misses.
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-Sucks attempts a flurry of crosses to the mouth, but James steps aside and laughs.
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-Sucks tries to land a left cross to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
-Sucks probes with a volley of right roundhouses to the jaw, but James quickly backs away.
-Sucks lashes out with a volley of shots to the mouth, but to no avail.
-Sucks attempts a volley of left hooks to the face, but fails to score.
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-Sucks charges with a uppercut to the head, but James ducks just in time.
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-Sucks attempts a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but James steps aside.
-Sucks lashes out with a pair of right uppercuts to the solar plexus, but James deftly avoits it.
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-Sucks probes with a volley of uppercuts to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Sucks charges with a volley of right shots to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+James stuns Sucks with a pair of nice blows to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sam James landed 8 of 8 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 70 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 10-9


James doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sucks doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

James covers up.
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Sucks tries to land a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but James steps aside.
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-Sucks launches a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but James narrowly avoids it
-Sucks attacks with a barrage of right crosses to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Sucks tries to land a barrage of blows to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Sucks tries a flurry of left hooks to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Sucks charges with a barrage of right shots to the eye, but James escapes.
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-Sucks attacks with a flurry of shots to the head, but fails to score.
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-Sucks launches a series of right uppercuts to the chin, but James steps aside.
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-Sucks lashes out with a series of left shots to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Sucks lashes out with a barrage of right roundhouses to the eye, but James hides behind his gloves.
+James fires a pair of mean punches to the temple.
-Sucks throws a flurry of left shots to the eye, but James blocks.
-Sucks attacks with a flurry of right uppercuts to the jaw, but James ties him up.
-Sucks attempts a right to the face, but James stays away from it.
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-Sucks attempts a flurry of blows to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sam James landed 8 of 8 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 72 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 20-18


James doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sucks doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

James covers up.
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Sucks lashes out with a barrage of left crosses to the mouth, but James backs out of it.
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-Sucks tries to land a flurry of shots to the nose, but misses completely.
-Sucks launches a series of left uppercuts to the mouth, but James stays away from it.
-Sucks tries to land a volley of punches to the face, but only hits air.
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-Sucks lashes out with a flurry of roundhouses to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Sucks throws a barrage of right roundhouses to the nose, but James leaps aside.
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-Sucks attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs, but James narrowly avoids it
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+James thumps Sucks with a series of glancing blows to the temple.
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-Sucks attempts a barrage of hooks to the head, but only hits air.
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-Sucks attempts a pair of right hooks to the chin, but misses.
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-Sucks attempts a series of uppercuts to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Sucks throws a series of shots to the nose, but James deftly avoits it.
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-Sucks attacks with a barrage of left uppercuts to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Sucks paws a barrage of left roundhouses to the chin, but misses.
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-Sucks lunges with a barrage of right crosses to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Sucks launches a barrage of right hooks to the face, but James steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sam James landed 8 of 8 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 74 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 30-27


James doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sucks doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

James covers up.
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Sucks attempts a barrage of left hooks to the temple, but James narrowly avoids it
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-Sucks attacks with a series of right hooks to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Sucks attempts a uppercut to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Sucks attempts a volley of left shots to the chest, but misses.
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-Sucks attempts a series of blows to the mouth, but James hides behind his gloves.
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-Sucks throws a flurry of hooks to the jaw, but loses his balance.
-Sucks lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the jaw, but James backs out of it.
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+James pops Sucks with a pair of shots to the head. Sucks hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Sucks launches a volley of left blows to the chin, but James ties him up.
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-Sucks throws a volley of right hooks to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Sucks tries to land a series of right punches to the head, but James steps aside.
-Sucks lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Sucks tries to land a uppercut to the chest, but fails to score.
-Sucks tries to land a series of right hooks to the head, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sam James landed 7 of 7 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 71 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 40-36


James doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sucks doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

James covers up.
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Sucks attempts a volley of crosses to the jaw, but falls short.
-Sucks lashes out with a pair of blows to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Sucks attempts a flurry of crosses to the mouth, but James narrowly avoids it
-Sucks probes with a flurry of uppercuts to the nose, but James deftly avoits it.
-Sucks tries a series of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Sucks attempts a barrage of right hooks to the solar plexus, but James hides behind his gloves.
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-Sucks attempts a pair of blows to the chin, but falls short.
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-Sucks throws a series of blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+James slams Sucks with a barrage of solid punches to the chest.
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-Sucks probes with a flurry of crosses to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Sucks attacks with a flurry of right hooks to the head, but James takes it in the forearms.
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-Sucks attempts a pair of shots to the chest, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sam James landed 8 of 8 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 68 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 50-45


James doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sucks doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

James covers up.
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Sucks lashes out with a series of blows to the nose, but James beats a hasty retreat.
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-Sucks tries to land a flurry of uppercuts to the face, but only hits air.
-Sucks lashes out with a volley of hooks to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+James slams Sucks with a roundhouse to the chest.
-Sucks tries to land a punch to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Sucks charges with a flurry of crosses to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Sucks throws a flurry of shots to the eye, but James takes it in the forearms.
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-Sucks attacks with a flurry of blows to the mouth, but James beats a hasty retreat.
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-Sucks tries to land a barrage of left crosses to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Sucks fires a flurry of left roundhouses to the face, but goes wide.
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-Sucks tries a flurry of uppercuts to the head, but James steps aside.
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-Sucks paws a pair of left punches to the face, but James blocks.
-Sucks charges with a series of left shots to the ribs, but James covers himself well.
-Sucks fires a series of hooks to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sam James landed 8 of 9 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 70 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 60-54


James doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sucks doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

James covers up.
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Sucks probes with a barrage of blows to the mouth, but fails to score.
-Sucks launches a flurry of right shots to the face, but flails uselessly.
+James whacks Sucks with a flurry of glancing uppercuts to the jaw.
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-Sucks throws a volley of right hooks to the solar plexus, but James escapes.
-Sucks attacks with a right left to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Sucks fires a volley of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
-Sucks fires a flurry of left blows to the chin, but James ducks just in time.
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-Sucks probes with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Sucks probes with a barrage of right crosses to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Sucks lashes out with a pair of crosses to the stomach, but James steps aside and laughs.
-Sucks attempts a volley of right punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Sucks throws a series of right hooks to the chin, but James ducks.
-Sucks attacks with a pair of punches to the jaw, but James stays away from it.
-Sucks charges with a series of right punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Sucks lashes out with a flurry of uppercuts to the ribs, but James takes it in the forearms.
-Sucks fires a pair of left punches to the chin, but James leaps aside.
-Sucks tries a series of right punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sam James landed 8 of 8 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 76 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 70-63


James doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sucks doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

James covers up.
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Sucks solidly lands a light right to the temple. James doesn't seem bothered.
-Sucks attacks with a punch to the head, but James backs out of it.
-Sucks paws a volley of right punches to the temple, but James deftly avoits it.
-Sucks lashes out with a pair of uppercuts to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Sucks probes with a cross to the chest, but James blocks.
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-Sucks throws a left uppercut to the eye, but James covers himself well.
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-Sucks fires a series of left roundhouses to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-Sucks probes with a left hook to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
-Sucks throws a flurry of hooks to the head, but loses his balance.
-Sucks attempts a volley of right shots to the chin, but James narrowly avoids it
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-Sucks lashes out with a barrage of shots to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Sucks charges with a cross to the eye, but James ducks.
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-Sucks tries to land a punch to the face, but he's too slow.
-Sucks attempts a pair of blows to the mouth, but loses his balance.
-Sucks charges with a barrage of left roundhouses to the head, but goes wide.
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+James clocks Sucks with a flurry of uppercuts to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sam James landed 8 of 8 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 70 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 80-72


James doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sucks doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

James covers up.
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Sucks annoys James with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Sucks throws a volley of crosses to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Sucks tries a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but James narrowly avoids it
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-Sucks probes with a left left to the chest, but James blocks.
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-Sucks attempts a flurry of left uppercuts to the nose, but fails to score.
-Sucks attempts a pair of left blows to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Sucks attempts a volley of left uppercuts to the face, but James ducks just in time.
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+James lands a pair of hooks to the stomach.
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-Sucks lunges with a flurry of blows to the nose, but James quickly backs away.
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-Sucks attacks with a series of blows to the mouth, but goes wide.
-Sucks probes with a barrage of right crosses to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Sucks paws a flurry of roundhouses to the face, but James ducks.
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-Sucks probes with a series of left shots to the mouth, but James beats a hasty retreat.
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-Sucks probes with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Sucks probes with a barrage of blows to the head, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sam James landed 8 of 8 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 3 of 80 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 90-81


James doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sucks doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

James covers up.
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Sucks attempts a flurry of right roundhouses to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Sucks throws a flurry of hooks to the chin, but James covers himself well.
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+James lands a pair of blows to the mouth.
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-Sucks probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Sucks attempts a flurry of right hooks to the jaw, but James covers himself well.
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-Sucks fires a series of punches to the mouth, but James steps aside and laughs.
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-Sucks tries a barrage of left uppercuts to the temple, but James takes it in the forearms.
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-Sucks charges with a pair of uppercuts to the mouth, but James steps aside.
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-Sucks lunges with a barrage of roundhouses to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Sucks fires a volley of punches to the chest, but James takes it in the forearms.
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-Sucks throws a pair of crosses to the face, but falls short.
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-Sucks attempts a volley of blows to the ribs, but James escapes.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Sam James landed 8 of 8 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 70 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 100-90


James doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sucks doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

James covers up.
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Sucks throws a pair of punches to the mouth, but James blocks.
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-Sucks tries a volley of shots to the face, but James blocks.
-Sucks fires a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but James takes it in the forearms.
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-Sucks paws a flurry of right shots to the head, but James beats a hasty retreat.
-Sucks launches a series of left blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
-Sucks probes with a pair of right shots to the nose, but James quickly backs away.
-Sucks attempts a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
-Sucks attacks with a volley of right shots to the ribs, but James leaps aside.
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-Sucks lashes out with a barrage of roundhouses to the chest, but James ducks just in time.
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-Sucks throws a volley of blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Sucks lashes out with a pair of right blows to the stomach, but James ducks just in time.
-Sucks throws a left to the head, but to no avail.
-Sucks probes with a series of blows to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Sucks lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but James hides behind his gloves.
+James lashes out with a nasty cross to the nose.
-Sucks attempts a flurry of right shots to the face, but James stays away from it.
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-Sucks launches a left jab to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Sucks probes with a flurry of right crosses to the chest, but James backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sam James landed 8 of 9 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 3 of 72 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 110-99


James doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sucks doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

James covers up.
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Sucks attacks with a volley of left shots to the jaw, but James leaps aside.
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-Sucks launches a volley of punches to the ribs, but James steps aside and laughs.
-Sucks lashes out with a volley of right shots to the mouth, but misses.
+James hits with a series of off balance shots to the stomach. Sucks ignores it.
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-Sucks throws a series of right roundhouses to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Sucks lashes out with a pair of right hooks to the stomach, but James ties him up.
-Sucks launches a barrage of punches to the temple, but James ducks just in time.
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-Sucks tries a volley of shots to the face, but James takes it in the forearms.
-Sucks throws a pair of left uppercuts to the nose, but James blocks.
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-Sucks attacks with a volley of uppercuts to the mouth, but James steps aside.
-Sucks throws a barrage of right crosses to the chin, but comes up empty.
-Sucks probes with a barrage of crosses to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Sucks probes with a volley of right blows to the mouth, but James hides behind his gloves.
-Sucks lunges with a flurry of uppercuts to the chin, but fails to score.
-Sucks attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
-Sucks lunges with a pair of left uppercuts to the temple, but James leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sam James landed 7 of 8 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 74 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 120-108


James doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sucks doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 2: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 3: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 4: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 5: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 6: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 7: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 8: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 9: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 10: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 11: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 12: This Guy Sucks 10-9

Total Score: This Guy Sucks 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 2: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 3: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 4: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 5: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 6: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 7: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 8: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 9: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 10: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 11: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 12: This Guy Sucks 10-9

Total Score: This Guy Sucks 120-108


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 2: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 3: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 4: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 5: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 6: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 7: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 8: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 9: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 10: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 11: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 12: This Guy Sucks 10-9

Total Score: This Guy Sucks 120-108

This Guy Sucks wins by decision!