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(Strawweight) Straw Southpaw defeated You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.

Match Monday, April 02, 2012

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 81 pounds (37 kilograms) is You've Got To Be Kidding Me.........!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Southpaw!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Me......... is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Southpaw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Me......... hammers Southpaw with a flurry of powerful blows to the stomach. Southpaw sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Me......... suprises Southpaw with a barrage of strong punches to the stomach.
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-Me......... fires a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Southpaw backs out of it.
-Me......... attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Southpaw beats a hasty retreat.
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Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Me......... charges with a series of shots to the stomach, but Southpaw blocks.
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-Southpaw probes with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Me......... suprises Southpaw with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Me......... tries to land a pair of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Southpaw attempts a series of right blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Me......... tosses a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Southpaw belts Me......... with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Me......... sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Southpaw probes with a hook to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.

BELL

According to the commentator:

You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... landed 23 of 40 punches, and Straw Southpaw landed 7 of 24 punches.

You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... won the round 10-9

You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... is winning the fight 10-9


Me......... doesn't want to stop fighting!

Southpaw doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Me......... is using the ring. (using the ring)
Southpaw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Southpaw paws a series of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Me......... jars Southpaw with a flurry of nice punches to the chest.
+Me......... backs up Southpaw with a loud jab to the stomach. Southpaw asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Southpaw hits with a cross to the ribs.
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Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Me......... punches Southpaw with a pair of powerful punches to the chest!
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-Southpaw tries to land a series of punches to the stomach, but Me......... leaps aside.
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-Southpaw fires a barrage of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Me......... catches Southpaw with a barrage of vicious punches to the chest.
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-Me......... throws a volley of blows to the chest, but goes wide.
-Southpaw probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Me......... deftly avoits it.
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Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Me......... attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Southpaw quickly backs away.
Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... landed 22 of 40 punches, and Straw Southpaw landed 7 of 24 punches.

You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... won the round 10-9

You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... is winning the fight 20-18


Me......... doesn't even want to rest!

Southpaw doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Me......... is using the ring. (using the ring)
Southpaw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Me......... grazes Southpaw with a cross to the stomach. Southpaw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Me......... attempts a straight right to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Me......... attacks with a jab to the chest.
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Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Me......... punches Southpaw with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
-Me......... probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Southpaw throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Southpaw attempts a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Southpaw slams Me......... with a volley of nasty punches to the stomach! Me......... hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Me......... paws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Southpaw stays away from it.
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-Southpaw lashes out with a volley of left punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Me......... whacks Southpaw with a volley of wild punches to the ribs!!

BELL

According to the commentator:

You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... landed 20 of 42 punches, and Straw Southpaw landed 6 of 23 punches.

You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... won the round 10-9

You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... is winning the fight 30-27


Me......... doesn't even want to rest!

Southpaw doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Me......... is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Southpaw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Southpaw throws a pair of shots to the head, but Me......... steps aside.
Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Southpaw connects with a barrage of nice punches to the head.
-Southpaw tries a volley of right punches to the head, but misses completely.
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-Southpaw probes with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Me......... blocks.
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Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Southpaw tries to land a volley of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Southpaw launches a uppercut to the face, but Me......... steps aside.
+Southpaw fires a pair of blows to the chest! Me......... shakes his head to clear it.
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+Southpaw lands a flurry of vicious shots to the chin.
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+Southpaw pounds Me......... with a pair of commanding blows to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... landed 4 of 7 punches, and Straw Southpaw landed 18 of 57 punches.

Straw Southpaw won the round 10-9

You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... is winning the fight 39-37


Me......... doesn't even want to rest!

Southpaw doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Me......... is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Southpaw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Southpaw launches a barrage of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Southpaw attempts a jab to the face, but Me......... deftly avoits it.
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+Southpaw whacks Me......... with a series of stiff punches to the chin. Me......... quickly recovers.
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Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Southpaw lands a pair of vicious punches to the ribs. Me......... sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Southpaw attacks with a barrage of shots to the chin, but loses his balance.
-Southpaw attempts a series of punches to the head, but Me......... blocks.
-Southpaw attacks with a barrage of left punches to the face, but Me......... steps aside.
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Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Southpaw tattoos Me......... with a quick roundhouse to the ribs. Me......... beats a hasty retreat.
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-Southpaw attacks with a pair of left blows to the mouth, but Me......... takes it in the forearms.
Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Southpaw fires a pair of blows to the temple, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... landed 3 of 8 punches, and Straw Southpaw landed 18 of 55 punches.

Straw Southpaw won the round 10-9

You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... is winning the fight 48-47


Me......... doesn't even want to rest!

Southpaw doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Me......... is using the ring. (using the ring)
Southpaw fights inside. (inside)

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-Southpaw probes with a pair of shots to the ribs, but Me......... ties him up.
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-Me......... attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Southpaw lunges with a right to the stomach, but Me......... backs out of it.
+Me......... thumps Southpaw with a barrage of nice punches to the stomach.
-Southpaw lunges with a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but Me......... covers himself well.
+Me......... jars Southpaw with a commanding left to the stomach. Southpaw quickly recovers.
+Me......... throws a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Me......... hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Me......... catches Southpaw with a pair of punches to the stomach.
+Me......... attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Southpaw attacks with a series of powerful blows to the ribs.
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-Me......... attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Southpaw deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... landed 26 of 39 punches, and Straw Southpaw landed 6 of 24 punches.

You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... won the round 10-9

You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... is winning the fight 58-56


Me......... doesn't even want to rest!

Southpaw doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Me......... is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Southpaw fights inside. (inside)

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-Southpaw probes with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Southpaw hits Me......... with a solid hook to the chest.
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-Southpaw launches a right uppercut to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Southpaw probes with a volley of blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... landed 4 of 8 punches, and Straw Southpaw landed 6 of 24 punches.

Straw Southpaw won the round 10-9

You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... is winning the fight 67-66


Me......... remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Southpaw doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Me......... is using the ring. (using the ring)
Southpaw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Me......... attempts a pair of left punches to the nose, but falls short.
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+Southpaw throws a volley of solid punches to the jaw.
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Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Southpaw fires a pair of blows to the chin, but Me......... stays away from it.
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Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Southpaw launches a right right to the eye, but Me......... quickly backs away.
Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Me......... throws a barrage of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Southpaw charges with a flurry of left blows to the face, but Me......... narrowly avoids it
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-Me......... fires a series of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
-Southpaw fires a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Me......... hides behind his gloves.
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+Me......... annoys Southpaw with a barrage of stiff punches to the mouth.
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+Me......... hits with a furious hook to the face.
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Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Southpaw scores with a flurry of loud shots to the face.
+Me......... shakes Southpaw with a flurry of strong punches to the mouth.
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+Southpaw tags Me......... with a straight right to the solar plexus. Me......... covers up.
+Southpaw hammers Me......... with a series of punches to the jaw. Me......... asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Southpaw lashes out with a series of shots to the chin, but misses.

BELL

According to the commentator:

You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... landed 15 of 44 punches, and Straw Southpaw landed 19 of 57 punches.

Straw Southpaw won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Me......... remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Southpaw doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Me......... is using the ring. (using the ring)
Southpaw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Me......... lunges with a left to the face, but falls short.
Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Me......... attacks with a series of painful blows to the nose.
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+Me......... lashes out with a series of commanding punches to the face.
-Me......... paws a jab to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Me......... catches Southpaw with a pair of strong punches to the mouth.
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Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Me......... throws a volley of left blows to the eye, but Southpaw narrowly avoids it
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+Southpaw fires a solid hook to the mouth.
+Southpaw slams Me......... with a pair of stinging blows to the ribs.
-Southpaw attempts a volley of blows to the face, but goes wide.
+Southpaw annoys Me......... with a series of loud shots to the temple. Me......... ignores it.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
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-Me......... charges with a series of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
-Southpaw throws a series of shots to the head, but Me......... covers himself well.
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Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Me......... tries to attack, but Southpaw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Southpaw attempts a barrage of shots to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Southpaw throws a left hook to the mouth, but goes wide.
-Southpaw throws a uppercut to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Southpaw takes charge with a volley of quick blows to the stomach.
+Me......... tosses a series of punches to the face.
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-Southpaw paws a volley of left punches to the chest, but misses.
-Southpaw throws a barrage of blows to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Southpaw tries a flurry of punches to the temple, but Me......... covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... landed 22 of 57 punches, and Straw Southpaw landed 22 of 56 punches.

You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... won the round 10-9

You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... is winning the fight 86-85


Me......... remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Southpaw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Me......... is using the ring. (using the ring)
Southpaw is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Southpaw tosses a flurry of punches to the stomach. Me......... sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Southpaw throws a pair of punches to the temple, but Me......... deftly avoits it.
-Me......... attacks with a jab to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Me......... lashes out with a volley of punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Me......... probes with a pair of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Southpaw throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+Me......... annoys Southpaw with a flurry of nasty punches to the eye. Southpaw retreats to the far corner.
+Me......... hurts Southpaw with a straight right to the nose!!
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+Southpaw attacks with a series of furious punches to the jaw.
-Southpaw fires a right sweeping right to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Southpaw throws a barrage of nasty punches to the ribs. Me......... sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Me......... suprises Southpaw with a flurry of commanding punches to the chin!
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+Southpaw hits with a left to the chin!!
-Southpaw fires a flurry of left punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
+Me......... strikes with a flurry of commanding punches to the jaw.
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-Southpaw tries to land a jab to the face, but Me......... blocks.
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-Southpaw tries a series of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
-Southpaw attempts a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Me......... beats a hasty retreat.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
-Southpaw lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but fails to score.
-Me......... attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Southpaw tries to land a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Me......... attempts a jab to the temple, but misses.

BELL

According to the commentator:

You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... landed 17 of 46 punches, and Straw Southpaw landed 26 of 72 punches.

Straw Southpaw won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Me......... remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Southpaw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Me......... is using the ring. (using the ring)
Southpaw is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Me......... lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the face, but Southpaw ducks.
+Southpaw throws a pair of glancing punches to the nose.
-Me......... fires a series of left punches to the chin, but Southpaw blocks.
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-Southpaw paws a volley of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
+Southpaw fires a painful cross to the mouth.
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-Me......... probes with a series of right punches to the face, but falls short.
-Southpaw tries a left sweeping right to the nose, but Me......... steps aside.
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-Southpaw launches a jab to the jaw, but Me......... narrowly avoids it
+Southpaw hits with a stinging right to the ribs!
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-Southpaw fires a barrage of right punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Southpaw throws a volley of right punches to the face, but comes up empty.
-Southpaw fires a right to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Me......... rocks Southpaw with a pair of light punches to the nose.
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+Me......... lands a flurry of punches to the head.
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-Me......... launches a jab to the nose, but Southpaw beats a hasty retreat.
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+Southpaw backs up Me......... with a pair of punches to the nose!
+Me......... connects with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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-Southpaw paws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Me......... throws a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Southpaw deftly avoits it.
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+Southpaw rocks Me......... with a pair of punches to the mouth. Me......... doesn't seem bothered.
+Southpaw hits with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... landed 20 of 46 punches, and Straw Southpaw landed 28 of 67 punches.

Straw Southpaw won the round 10-9

Straw Southpaw is winning the fight 105-104


Me......... remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Southpaw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Me......... is using the ring. (using the ring)
Southpaw is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Southpaw probes with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Southpaw strikes with a pair of wild punches to the temple.
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-Me......... attempts a hook to the eye, but Southpaw leaps aside.
-Southpaw paws a jab to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Southpaw throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Southpaw probes with a volley of blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Me......... lunges with a pair of right punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Southpaw grazes Me......... with a series of stiff punches to the chin.
+Me......... wallops Southpaw with a series of punches to the temple.
-Southpaw probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Me......... ties him up.
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-Southpaw attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Southpaw staggers Me......... with a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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+Me......... throws a volley of stinging punches to the chin. Southpaw asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Southpaw tries a barrage of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Me......... shakes Southpaw with a flurry of light punches to the head.
-Southpaw launches a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Me......... backs out of it.
-Southpaw paws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Me......... steps aside and laughs.
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-Me......... tries to land a series of right punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
-Southpaw tries a series of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Southpaw staggers Me......... with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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-Me......... probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... landed 17 of 46 punches, and Straw Southpaw landed 26 of 71 punches.

Straw Southpaw won the round 10-9

Straw Southpaw is winning the fight 115-113


Me......... grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Southpaw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... 10-9
Round 2: You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... 10-9
Round 3: You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... 10-9
Round 4: Straw Southpaw 10-9
Round 5: Straw Southpaw 10-9
Round 6: You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... 10-9
Round 7: Straw Southpaw 10-9
Round 8: Straw Southpaw 10-9
Round 9: You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... 10-9
Round 10: Straw Southpaw 10-9
Round 11: Straw Southpaw 10-9
Round 12: Straw Southpaw 10-9

Total Score: Straw Southpaw 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... 10-9
Round 2: You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... 10-9
Round 3: You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... 10-9
Round 4: Straw Southpaw 10-9
Round 5: Straw Southpaw 10-9
Round 6: You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... 10-9
Round 7: Straw Southpaw 10-9
Round 8: Straw Southpaw 10-9
Round 9: You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... 10-9
Round 10: Straw Southpaw 10-9
Round 11: Straw Southpaw 10-9
Round 12: Straw Southpaw 10-9

Total Score: Straw Southpaw 115-113


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... 10-9
Round 2: You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... 10-9
Round 3: You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... 10-9
Round 4: Straw Southpaw 10-9
Round 5: Straw Southpaw 10-9
Round 6: You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... 10-9
Round 7: Straw Southpaw 10-9
Round 8: Straw Southpaw 10-9
Round 9: You've Got To Be Kidding Me......... 10-9
Round 10: Straw Southpaw 10-9
Round 11: Straw Southpaw 10-9
Round 12: Straw Southpaw 10-9

Total Score: Straw Southpaw 115-113

Straw Southpaw wins by decision!