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(Toughman) uffton defeated Destruction... Doom... And...Uhhh... More Doom by majority decision: 39-37, 38-38, 39-37.

Match Thursday, March 29, 2012

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 199 pounds (90 kilograms) is uffton!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 188 pounds (85 kilograms) is Destruction... Doom... And...Uhhh... More Doom!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Uffton stays outside and uses his jab.
Destruction... is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Destruction... throws a volley of left punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
+Uffton suprises Destruction... with a series of powerful punches to the chest.
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-Destruction... fires a volley of left punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Destruction... throws a pair of punches to the head!
+Uffton jars Destruction... with a barrage of solid punches to the eye.
+Uffton pokes Destruction... with a barrage of furious shots to the head.
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-Destruction... paws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Destruction... fires a pair of commanding punches to the face.
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+Uffton attacks with a barrage of hard punches to the jaw. Destruction... doesn't notice.
+Destruction... fires a pair of stinging punches to the mouth. Uffton hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Uffton hits with a series of off balance punches to the head.
+Destruction... tags Uffton with a vicious left to the jaw!! Uffton seems wobbly!
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+Uffton staggers Destruction... with a flurry of furious punches to the mouth.
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-Uffton tries to land a volley of punches to the face, but Destruction... ducks.
-Uffton attempts a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Destruction... covers himself well.
+Destruction... jolts Uffton with a barrage of powerful shots to the jaw.
+Uffton grazes Destruction... with a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
+Destruction... suprises Uffton with a flurry of vicious punches to the nose.
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+Uffton jars Destruction... with a pair of heavy punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

uffton landed 36 of 47 punches, and Destruction... Doom... And...Uhhh... More Doom landed 29 of 47 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Uffton doesn't want to stop fighting!

Destruction... doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Uffton stays outside and uses his jab.
Destruction... is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Destruction... attacks with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Destruction... hits with a pair of painful punches to the face. Uffton beats a hasty retreat.
+Destruction... backs up Uffton with a left to the jaw!
+Uffton annoys Destruction... with a volley of vicious punches to the head.
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+Destruction... fires a barrage of painful punches to the eye!
+Destruction... smacks Uffton with a barrage of painful punches to the mouth! Uffton hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Destruction... attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Destruction... attacks with a volley of commanding punches to the stomach. Uffton shakes his head to clear it.
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+Uffton catches Destruction... with a volley of quick punches to the temple. Destruction... shakes his head to clear it.
+Uffton belts Destruction... with a volley of nasty punches to the temple. Destruction... doesn't seem bothered.
+Destruction... takes charge with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Uffton solidly lands a barrage of commanding punches to the face. Destruction... sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Uffton smashes Destruction... with a pair of quick punches to the stomach. Destruction... covers up.
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-Uffton attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Destruction... covers himself well.
-Destruction... attempts a volley of punches to the temple, but Uffton ties him up.
-Destruction... paws a volley of right punches to the chest, but misses completely.
+Uffton lands a volley of vicious shots to the head. Destruction... sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
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-Uffton attacks with a pair of left punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

uffton landed 38 of 44 punches, and Destruction... Doom... And...Uhhh... More Doom landed 30 of 50 punches.

uffton won the round 10-9

uffton is winning the fight 20-19


Uffton doesn't even want to rest!

Destruction... remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Uffton stays outside and uses his jab.
Destruction... is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Destruction... charges with a left jab to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Uffton throws a barrage of stiff punches to the nose. Destruction... doesn't seem bothered.
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+Uffton tosses a series of nasty punches to the stomach. Destruction... doesn't seem bothered.
-Uffton throws a barrage of right punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
+Destruction... hammers Uffton with a series of hard punches to the eye.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
+Destruction... nails Uffton with a volley of off balance punches to the jaw.
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-Destruction... launches a right jab to the eye, but Uffton ties him up.
+Uffton throws a pair of light punches to the temple.
+Uffton catches Destruction... with a pair of quick punches to the eye. Destruction... seems wobbly!
-Destruction... attempts a flurry of left punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
+Destruction... hurts Uffton with a jab to the chin.
-Destruction... probes with a volley of left punches to the head, but Uffton blocks.
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-Uffton attempts a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Destruction... steps aside and laughs.
-Destruction... probes with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Uffton hits Destruction... with a pair of quick punches to the nose.
+Uffton stuns Destruction... with a volley of punches to the head!
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+Destruction... fires a volley of light punches to the face.
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+Destruction... punches Uffton with a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw.
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+Destruction... fires a series of punches to the chin.
+Uffton connects with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

uffton landed 37 of 50 punches, and Destruction... Doom... And...Uhhh... More Doom landed 22 of 48 punches.

uffton won the round 10-9

uffton is winning the fight 30-28


Uffton doesn't even want to rest!

Destruction... grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Uffton backpedals and jabs.
Destruction... tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Destruction... jars Uffton with a barrage of nasty punches to the nose.
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-Destruction... lunges with a flurry of combinations to the head, but Uffton hides behind his gloves.
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-Destruction... tries a flurry of combinations to the chin, but Uffton ducks.
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+Destruction... nails Uffton with a straight right to the chin.
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-Destruction... probes with a left sweeping right to the head, but falls short.
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+Destruction... annoys Uffton with a barrage of combinations to the mouth.
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-Destruction... attempts a flurry of left combinations to the temple, but comes up empty.
-Destruction... charges with a left jab to the nose, but falls short.
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+Uffton scores with a series of glancing punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

uffton landed 8 of 8 punches, and Destruction... Doom... And...Uhhh... More Doom landed 17 of 43 punches.

Destruction... Doom... And...Uhhh... More Doom won the round 10-9

uffton is winning the fight 39-38


Uffton doesn't even want to rest!

Destruction... is obviously tired.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: uffton 10-9
Round 2: uffton 10-9
Round 3: uffton 10-9
Round 4: Destruction... Doom... And...Uhhh... More Doom 10-9

Total Score: uffton 39-37


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Destruction... Doom... And...Uhhh... More Doom 10-9
Round 2: uffton 10-9
Round 3: uffton 10-9
Round 4: Destruction... Doom... And...Uhhh... More Doom 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: uffton 10-9
Round 2: uffton 10-9
Round 3: uffton 10-9
Round 4: Destruction... Doom... And...Uhhh... More Doom 10-9

Total Score: uffton 39-37

uffton wins by decision!