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(Light-Heavyweight) Emo defeated Dickhead by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Friday, March 30, 2012

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 172 pounds (78 kilograms) is Dickhead!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 172 pounds (78 kilograms) is Emo!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Dickhead comes out flailing.
Emo stays outside and uses his jab.

+Dickhead wallops Emo with a stiff left to the chest.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
+Dickhead lands a pair of punches to the stomach.
+Emo wallops Dickhead with a nasty right to the nose!!
+Dickhead hits with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead hammers Emo with a barrage of painful punches to the solar plexus.
...
...
+Emo punches Dickhead with a series of blows to the chest. Dickhead gets mad!
+ The fighters trade blows to the jaw.
+Dickhead connects with a pair of painful punches to the chest.
+Emo wallops Dickhead with a barrage of punches to the nose. Dickhead falls against the ropes!
Emo lands a vicious punch in the nose and Dickhead falls senseless!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN
Dickhead struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dickhead clocks Emo with a cross to the stomach.
+Dickhead clocks Emo with a barrage of light punches to the chest.
+Dickhead suprises Emo with a series of furious punches to the ribs.
+Emo throws a series of nasty punches to the ribs. Dickhead seems wobbly!
+Dickhead fires a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Dickhead rocks Emo with a barrage of mean blows to the ribs!
+Dickhead clocks Emo with a pair of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead wakes up the fans with a barrage of commanding blows to the solar plexus. Emo covers up.
+Emo takes charge with a volley of light blows to the jaw! Dickhead seems wobbly!
+Dickhead wallops Emo with a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs.
+Dickhead attacks with a series of mean blows to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead whacks Emo with a painful jab to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead grazes Emo with a barrage of shots to the chest.
+Dickhead fires a series of vicious blows to the stomach.
+Emo hits with a volley of heavy punches to the ribs. Dickhead hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Emo lands a tremendous blow to the head and Dickhead staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX
Dickhead struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dickhead solidly lands a barrage of wild punches to the stomach. Emo shakes his head to clear it.
+Dickhead slams Emo with a flurry of stinging punches to the ribs.
+Dickhead jolts Emo with a pair of quick punches to the stomach. Emo sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Dickhead hammers Emo with a barrage of off balance blows to the stomach.
+Dickhead hits with a furious jab to the ribs. Emo doesn't notice.
+Emo throws a barrage of painful punches to the chest.
+Dickhead fires a flurry of punches to the chest. Emo sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Dickhead attacks with a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach.
+Dickhead scores with a series of wild punches to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead takes charge with a volley of shots to the chest.
+Dickhead hammers Emo with a flurry of solid blows to the chest!
+Dickhead pounds Emo with a flurry of hard punches to the ribs. Emo grimaces in pain.
+Emo tags Dickhead with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Dickhead ignores it.
+Emo slams Dickhead with a pair of nasty punches to the mouth. Dickhead doesn't notice.
+Dickhead tosses a series of wild punches to the ribs.
+Dickhead stuns Emo with a series of vicious blows to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead grazes Emo with a series of loud blows to the ribs.
+Dickhead clocks Emo with a stiff uppercut to the ribs.
+Dickhead lands a series of strong punches to the ribs.
+Dickhead backs up Emo with a mean sweeping right to the ribs.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dickhead landed 140 of 140 punches, and Emo landed 40 of 41 punches.

Emo won the round 10-8

Emo is winning the fight 10-8


Dickhead is obviously tired.

Emo doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dickhead comes out flailing.
Emo stays outside and uses his jab.

+ The fighters trade blows to the temple.
-Dickhead lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Emo takes it in the forearms.
+Emo attacks with a volley of stinging punches to the nose.
+Dickhead belts Emo with a series of blows to the ribs. Emo shakes his head to clear it.
+Dickhead hits with a volley of furious blows to the ribs.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the eye.
-Dickhead lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Emo ties him up.
+Dickhead hurts Emo with a flurry of loud shots to the chest. Emo sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Emo lands a vicious cross to the ribs.
...
+Dickhead lands a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead jars Emo with a series of heavy blows to the chest.
+Emo annoys Dickhead with a barrage of punches to the head.
+Dickhead hurts Emo with a pair of light blows to the chest.
...
+Dickhead hammers Emo with a barrage of off balance punches to the chest.
+Dickhead annoys Emo with a volley of blows to the stomach. Emo sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Emo clocks Dickhead with a series of painful punches to the eye!
Emo lands a mighty haymaker and Dickhead is knocked off his feet!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN
Dickhead struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+ The fighters swap shots to the eye.
-Dickhead lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Emo stays away from it.
+Dickhead tags Emo with a series of nasty punches to the stomach.
+Dickhead tattoos Emo with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Dickhead backs up Emo with a barrage of powerful shots to the stomach.
+Emo tosses a pair of stiff punches to the chin.
+Dickhead hits with a series of hard blows to the stomach!
+Emo throws a series of punches to the mouth.
+Emo pummels Dickhead with a straight right to the nose.
+Emo tosses a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Emo pounds Dickhead with a pair of punches to the temple!
Emo lands a resounding right cross to the jaw and Dickhead falls senseless!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN
Dickhead struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dickhead solidly lands a pair of light punches to the chest.
+Dickhead punches Emo with a barrage of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead connects with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead hits with a series of punches to the chest!
+Dickhead fires a flurry of hard blows to the chest. Emo sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Dickhead hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Emo lands a volley of mean punches to the jaw. Dickhead gets mad!
+Dickhead slams Emo with a flurry of furious punches to the ribs.
+Dickhead hits with a barrage of painful punches to the stomach.
+Dickhead strikes with a powerful right to the ribs.
-Dickhead attacks with a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but Emo quickly backs away.
+Dickhead grazes Emo with a volley of glancing shots to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead pounds Emo with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
+Dickhead wakes up the fans with a solid cross to the solar plexus. Emo sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Dickhead paws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Emo punches Dickhead with a series of punches to the nose.
+Dickhead takes charge with a mean jab to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead pops Emo with a barrage of nasty punches to the ribs.
+Dickhead jolts Emo with a barrage of shots to the ribs. Emo gets mad!
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dickhead landed 108 of 149 punches, and Emo landed 37 of 39 punches.

Emo won the round 10-7

Emo is winning the fight 20-15


Dickhead receives medical attention from his trainer. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.

Emo remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Dickhead comes out flailing.
Emo stays outside and uses his jab.

+Dickhead hits with a barrage of light punches to the chest.
+Emo hits with a volley of punches to the head!! Dickhead falls against the ropes!
+Emo nails Dickhead with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Emo smacks Dickhead with a stiff jab to the face.
-Dickhead probes with a hook to the chest, but Emo deftly avoits it.
+ The fighters trade shots to the nose.
-Dickhead tries to land a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Emo stays away from it.
-Dickhead fires a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Dickhead tries to land a flurry of punches to the chest, but Emo ducks just in time.
+Emo connects with a series of shots to the chest.
-Dickhead throws a series of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
+Dickhead pops Emo with a uppercut to the chest.
+Dickhead hits with a barrage of solid punches to the chest.
+Emo attacks with a barrage of mean blows to the temple. Dickhead doesn't notice.
Emo lands a sudden left smash to the jaw and Dickhead goes over backwards!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX
Dickhead struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dickhead throws a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Emo steps aside and laughs.
+Emo hammers Dickhead with a series of quick punches to the mouth.
-Dickhead throws a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Emo backs out of it.
-Dickhead charges with a volley of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Emo connects with a volley of shots to the mouth. Emo is hammering relentlessly! Dickhead collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Emo wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dickhead can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.

Emo remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Emo 10-7
Round 2: Emo 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Emo 10-8
Round 2: Emo 10-7


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Emo 10-8
Round 2: Emo 10-7

Emo wins by a technical knockout!