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(Super-Heavyweight) De Lahoy defeated Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.

Match Saturday, March 24, 2012

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 6 inches (198 centimeters) tall weighing in at 317 pounds (144 kilograms) is De Lahoy!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 336 pounds (152 kilograms) is Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Lahoy throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Occupy covers up.

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-Lahoy attempts a pair of punches to the nose, but Occupy beats a hasty retreat.
-Lahoy tries a pair of punches to the chest, but Occupy leaps aside.
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-Lahoy throws a flurry of right blows to the nose, but Occupy steps aside and laughs.
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-Lahoy fires a pair of roundhouses to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Lahoy fires a left to the nose, but Occupy narrowly avoids it
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+Occupy backs up Lahoy with a volley of shots to the solar plexus. Lahoy beats a hasty retreat.
+Lahoy annoys Occupy with a pair of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

De Lahoy landed 9 of 31 punches, and Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili landed 7 of 8 punches.

De Lahoy won the round 10-9

De Lahoy is winning the fight 10-9


Lahoy doesn't want to stop fighting!

Occupy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Lahoy throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Occupy covers up.

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+Lahoy slams Occupy with a pair of commanding shots to the chest.
Lahoy lands a powerful right punch in the nose and Occupy hurtles to the canvas!!

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Occupy struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Occupy fires a nice jab to the eye.
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-Lahoy launches a pair of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Lahoy throws a volley of left roundhouses to the solar plexus, but Occupy ducks.
+Lahoy annoys Occupy with a flurry of hard punches to the head.
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The fighters circle.
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-Lahoy fires a series of shots to the temple, but Occupy stays away from it.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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+Occupy jolts Lahoy with a barrage of hard shots to the stomach.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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-Lahoy probes with a right cross to the eye, but Occupy escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

De Lahoy landed 9 of 34 punches, and Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili landed 8 of 8 punches.

De Lahoy won the round 10-8

De Lahoy is winning the fight 20-17


Lahoy doesn't even want to rest!

Occupy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Lahoy throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Occupy covers up.

+Lahoy strikes with a series of heavy hooks to the stomach.
Lahoy lands a tremendous right smash to the jaw and Occupy is knocked out of the ring!!

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Occupy struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Lahoy launches a blow to the jaw, but Occupy ties him up.
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+Occupy fires a flurry of furious blows to the temple.
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+Lahoy lands a hook to the nose. Occupy doesn't notice.
-Lahoy probes with a volley of shots to the head, but to no avail.
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-Lahoy tries to land a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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The fighters circle.
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-Lahoy paws a series of left shots to the face, but misses.
-Lahoy lashes out with a left to the head, but goes wide.
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+Occupy hits with a volley of commanding shots to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

De Lahoy landed 10 of 34 punches, and Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili landed 8 of 8 punches.

De Lahoy won the round 10-8

De Lahoy is winning the fight 30-25


Lahoy doesn't even want to rest!

Occupy is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Lahoy throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Occupy covers up.

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+Occupy lashes out with a volley of furious punches to the chest.
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+Lahoy whacks Occupy with a pair of solid hooks to the eye!!
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-Lahoy tries to land a pair of left crosses to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Occupy takes charge with a flurry of blows to the head!!
+Occupy wakes up the fans with a volley of solid hooks to the stomach!
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+Lahoy suprises Occupy with a cross to the nose. Occupy quickly recovers.
Lahoy lands a blood spattering left blow to the temple and Occupy staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Occupy struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Lahoy attempts a uppercut to the solar plexus, but Occupy covers himself well.
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-Lahoy throws a barrage of shots to the face, but to no avail.
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+Lahoy hits with a flurry of stiff blows to the eye.
Lahoy lands a powerful smash to the jaw and Occupy goes down!!

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Occupy struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

De Lahoy landed 9 of 33 punches, and Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili landed 8 of 8 punches.

De Lahoy won the round 10-7

De Lahoy is winning the fight 40-32


Lahoy doesn't even want to rest!

Occupy is slowing down.



ROUND 5

Lahoy throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Occupy covers up.

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-Lahoy throws a series of blows to the chin, but Occupy ducks just in time.
+Lahoy throws a pair of stiff punches to the head.
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-Lahoy throws a shot to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Lahoy takes charge with a series of glancing crosses to the head.
Lahoy lands a sudden right uppercut and Occupy's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Occupy struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Occupy hurts Lahoy with a volley of glancing crosses to the nose. Lahoy sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Lahoy fires a flurry of left punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Occupy tags Lahoy with a flurry of blows to the nose.
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+Lahoy staggers Occupy with a barrage of mean hooks to the head.
+Lahoy shakes Occupy with a volley of furious crosses to the temple. Occupy ignores it.
Lahoy lands a devestating right hook and Occupy drops like a stone!!

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Occupy struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Occupy staggers Lahoy with a series of nice shots to the head.
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-Lahoy throws a volley of uppercuts to the jaw, but Occupy takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

De Lahoy landed 11 of 32 punches, and Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili landed 8 of 8 punches.

De Lahoy won the round 10-7

De Lahoy is winning the fight 50-39


Lahoy doesn't even want to rest!

Occupy receives medical attention from his trainer. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has gash below the left eye.



ROUND 6

Lahoy throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Occupy covers up.

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+Occupy tattoos Lahoy with a pair of off balance blows to the chin.
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+Lahoy hits with a flurry of nasty blows to the jaw. Lahoy is raining blows! Occupy falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
De Lahoy wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Lahoy doesn't even want to rest!

Occupy can't remember which corner is his. He has gash above the right eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: De Lahoy 10-9
Round 2: De Lahoy 10-8
Round 3: De Lahoy 10-8
Round 4: De Lahoy 10-7
Round 5: De Lahoy 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: De Lahoy 10-9
Round 2: De Lahoy 10-8
Round 3: De Lahoy 10-8
Round 4: De Lahoy 10-7
Round 5: De Lahoy 10-7


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: De Lahoy 10-9
Round 2: De Lahoy 10-8
Round 3: De Lahoy 10-8
Round 4: De Lahoy 10-7
Round 5: De Lahoy 10-7

De Lahoy wins by a technical knockout!