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(Featherweight) Sanity Clause defeated Petard by unanimous decision: 115-113, 116-112, 116-112.

Match Saturday, March 17, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Petard!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is Sanity Clause!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Petard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Clause is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Petard lashes out with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Clause stays away from it.
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+Petard catches Clause with a flurry of punches to the mouth!! Clause grimaces in pain.
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+Petard backs up Clause with a volley of solid punches to the mouth. Clause sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Petard charges with a series of right punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
+Petard hits with a series of punches to the jaw!
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-Petard tries a flurry of punches to the nose, but Clause quickly backs away.
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+Clause strikes with a flurry of heavy punches to the ribs.
+Clause catches Petard with a series of punches to the temple.
+Petard connects with a straight right to the eye. Clause doesn't seem bothered.
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-Clause charges with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Clause annoys Petard with a flurry of heavy punches to the temple.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
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+Petard pokes Clause with a pair of stiff punches to the head. Clause beats a hasty retreat.
+Clause thumps Petard with a flurry of loud punches to the mouth.
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+Clause slams Petard with a series of painful punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Petard landed 24 of 36 punches, and Sanity Clause landed 31 of 38 punches.

Sanity Clause won the round 10-9

Sanity Clause is winning the fight 10-9


Petard doesn't want to stop fighting!

Clause doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Petard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Clause is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Clause lunges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
-Petard lashes out with a volley of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Petard lashes out with a volley of punches to the temple, but Clause deftly avoits it.
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-Petard charges with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Clause backs out of it.
+Petard catches Clause with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Clause punches Petard with a hard straight right to the face.
+Petard lands a volley of heavy punches to the chest.
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+Clause whacks Petard with a commanding jab to the jaw.
+Clause tags Petard with a pair of heavy punches to the temple. Petard sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Petard throws a flurry of punches to the temple, but Clause beats a hasty retreat.
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+Petard fires a flurry of solid punches to the chin. Clause quickly recovers.
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+Petard hits with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Clause stuns Petard with a volley of loud punches to the mouth.
+Petard jars Clause with a series of punches to the temple!!
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+Clause rocks Petard with a pair of vicious punches to the nose! Petard backpedals to his own corner.
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+Petard fires a pair of solid punches to the eye.
+Petard clocks Clause with a series of stiff punches to the chest.
+Petard hurts Clause with a pair of hard punches to the temple.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Petard landed 50 of 73 punches, and Sanity Clause landed 23 of 30 punches.

Petard won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Petard doesn't even want to rest!

Clause doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Petard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Clause is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Petard takes charge with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Clause annoys Petard with a flurry of painful punches to the head! Petard hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Petard annoys Clause with a volley of punches to the face.
-Clause lunges with a pair of left punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
+Clause throws a volley of nasty punches to the face.
+Clause pummels Petard with a pair of glancing punches to the face.
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+Clause lands a volley of punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
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-Petard probes with a flurry of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Petard lashes out with a glancing right to the chin.
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-Petard tries to land a volley of right punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Petard fires a volley of left punches to the nose, but Clause deftly avoits it.
-Clause fires a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Petard covers himself well.
-Petard throws a series of right punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Clause pounds Petard with a volley of nasty blows to the temple.
+Petard tattoos Clause with a barrage of light punches to the nose.
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+Clause lands a barrage of hard punches to the head.
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+Clause hits Petard with a volley of heavy punches to the face.
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+Clause wallops Petard with a straight right to the chest!!
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+Petard tattoos Clause with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Clause rocks Petard with a barrage of solid punches to the nose.
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+Petard smashes Clause with a volley of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
+Petard catches Clause with a barrage of strong blows to the face.
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+Petard whacks Clause with a barrage of stinging punches to the ribs.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
+Petard fires a series of strong punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Petard landed 46 of 74 punches, and Sanity Clause landed 44 of 48 punches.

Petard won the round 10-9

Petard is winning the fight 29-28


Petard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Clause doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Petard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Clause is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Clause hits with a flurry of mean punches to the stomach.
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+Petard punches Clause with a barrage of glancing punches to the mouth. Clause ignores it.
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+Clause solidly lands a flurry of punches to the temple. Petard falls against the ropes!
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+Petard smashes Clause with a volley of blows to the mouth.
+Clause annoys Petard with a volley of punches to the face.
+Petard throws a pair of commanding punches to the temple. Clause laughs!
-Petard throws a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Clause deftly avoits it.
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-Clause attempts a left straight right to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Clause throws a barrage of off balance punches to the face.
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+Clause lands a volley of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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-Petard launches a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Clause blocks.
+Clause suprises Petard with a pair of punches to the nose!
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-Petard paws a volley of right punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
-Petard attempts a flurry of left punches to the chin, but misses completely.
+Clause pops Petard with a pair of punches to the face. Petard doesn't seem bothered.
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+Clause hits with a flurry of off balance punches to the nose!
+Clause pounds Petard with a heavy jab to the temple. Petard sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Clause hammers Petard with a barrage of light punches to the temple.
-Clause throws a pair of right punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Clause lunges with a volley of left punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Petard landed 17 of 39 punches, and Sanity Clause landed 52 of 70 punches.

Sanity Clause won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Petard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Clause remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Petard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Clause is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Petard whacks Clause with a pair of nasty punches to the jaw.
+Clause hits with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Clause lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Petard takes it in the forearms.
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-Clause throws a pair of punches to the head, but Petard ducks just in time.
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+Clause wallops Petard with a pair of punches to the temple. Petard hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Clause lunges with a pair of left punches to the chin, but Petard beats a hasty retreat.
+Petard takes charge with a volley of punches to the face! Clause quickly recovers.
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+Clause attacks with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Petard catches Clause with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Clause punches Petard with a barrage of punches to the temple. Petard hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Clause jars Petard with a hard jab to the head.
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+Clause tags Petard with a volley of light punches to the face.
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-Petard lunges with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
-Petard fires a right to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Petard attacks with a barrage of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Petard landed 19 of 36 punches, and Sanity Clause landed 30 of 53 punches.

Sanity Clause won the round 10-9

Sanity Clause is winning the fight 48-47


Petard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Clause remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Petard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Clause is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Petard tries a pair of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
-Petard throws a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Clause probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Petard smashes Clause with a flurry of punches to the nose!
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+Petard pounds Clause with a flurry of wild punches to the face.
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+Clause lashes out with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+Petard lashes out with a flurry of off balance punches to the mouth. Clause asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Clause clocks Petard with a series of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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-Petard paws a volley of punches to the chin, but misses.
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-Petard attacks with a volley of punches to the face, but fails to score.
-Petard throws a volley of left punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Petard landed 17 of 38 punches, and Sanity Clause landed 9 of 16 punches.

Petard won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Petard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Clause remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Petard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Clause is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Petard suprises Clause with a flurry of furious punches to the eye.
+Clause hurts Petard with a nice cross to the head.
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-Petard throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Clause stays away from it.
+Clause lands a straight right to the chin.
+Petard stuns Clause with a barrage of wild punches to the face.
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+Clause smashes Petard with a mean jab to the nose. Petard backpedals to his own corner.
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-Clause probes with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Petard steps aside.
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-Petard attempts a flurry of right punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Clause hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the face. Petard shakes his head to clear it.
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+Petard attacks with a series of stiff punches to the eye.
-Clause throws a left left to the nose, but he's too slow.
+Clause connects with a series of punches to the chin!
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-Petard lashes out with a series of left punches to the face, but Clause leaps aside.
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+Clause tattoos Petard with a series of powerful punches to the eye. Petard sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Clause lunges with a series of punches to the mouth, but Petard backs out of it.
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+Clause tattoos Petard with a volley of glancing punches to the ribs.
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-Petard attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Clause ties him up.
+Clause drills Petard with a barrage of quick punches to the stomach!
-Clause probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Clause fires a volley of punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Petard landed 20 of 39 punches, and Sanity Clause landed 48 of 66 punches.

Sanity Clause won the round 10-9

Sanity Clause is winning the fight 67-66


Petard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Clause remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Petard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Clause is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Clause lashes out with a jab to the eye, but Petard beats a hasty retreat.
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-Petard charges with a pair of shots to the head, but Clause ties him up.
-Clause fires a series of punches to the stomach, but Petard hides behind his gloves.
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+Petard shakes Clause with a series of heavy punches to the chin. Clause doesn't seem bothered.
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+Clause staggers Petard with a series of furious punches to the head.
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-Petard attacks with a pair of punches to the face, but Clause deftly avoits it.
-Petard lashes out with a barrage of punches to the face, but Clause narrowly avoids it
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+Petard throws a pair of glancing punches to the face.
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+Clause lashes out with a flurry of nice punches to the eye.
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+Clause thumps Petard with a series of vicious punches to the face!
+Petard suprises Clause with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Clause drills Petard with a flurry of commanding punches to the temple.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
+Petard throws a flurry of quick blows to the temple.
+Clause nails Petard with a volley of punches to the chin. Petard backpedals to his own corner.
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+Clause tosses a pair of nasty punches to the chest!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Petard landed 21 of 42 punches, and Sanity Clause landed 31 of 50 punches.

Sanity Clause won the round 10-9

Sanity Clause is winning the fight 77-75


Petard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Clause remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Petard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Clause is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Clause attempts a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but Petard blocks.
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+Clause grazes Petard with a off balance straight right to the stomach.
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+Petard annoys Clause with a glancing jab to the nose.
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+Petard jars Clause with a pair of nice punches to the eye.
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-Petard tries a series of left punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Petard probes with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Clause beats a hasty retreat.
-Petard throws a jab to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Petard tries a barrage of right shots to the chin, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Petard landed 16 of 43 punches, and Sanity Clause landed 11 of 15 punches.

Petard won the round 10-9

Sanity Clause is winning the fight 86-85


Petard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Clause remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Petard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Clause is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Petard hammers Clause with a strong roundhouse to the mouth.
+Clause grazes Petard with a volley of mean punches to the eye. Petard falls against the ropes!
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-Clause lashes out with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Petard steps aside.
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-Clause lunges with a roundhouse to the chest, but loses his balance.
+Clause connects with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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+Clause grazes Petard with a volley of wild punches to the jaw.
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+Clause rocks Petard with a pair of quick punches to the chin.
-Clause attacks with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Petard narrowly avoids it
-Petard fires a pair of left punches to the face, but Clause ties him up.
+Clause hits with a barrage of wild punches to the nose.
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-Petard throws a barrage of blows to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Petard smashes Clause with a uppercut to the face.
+Clause drills Petard with a series of punches to the eye.
-Petard attempts a series of left punches to the eye, but Clause steps aside and laughs.
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+Petard lands a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Clause thumps Petard with a painful jab to the eye.
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-Petard throws a right left to the head, but Clause deftly avoits it.
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+Clause hits with a barrage of heavy punches to the temple. Petard shakes his head to clear it.
+Clause lands a volley of punches to the chin. Petard falls against the ropes!
+Clause tags Petard with a pair of punches to the nose!! Petard sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Clause lands a pair of punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Petard landed 15 of 43 punches, and Sanity Clause landed 52 of 71 punches.

Sanity Clause won the round 10-9

Sanity Clause is winning the fight 96-94


Petard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Clause grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Petard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Clause is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Clause tags Petard with a straight right to the nose. Petard doesn't notice.
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-Clause throws a pair of blows to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Clause hits with a volley of quick punches to the nose.
-Petard fires a series of punches to the nose, but Clause deftly avoits it.
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+Petard throws a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Petard punches Clause with a pair of wild punches to the jaw!!
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+Petard takes charge with a vicious roundhouse to the chin. Clause covers up.
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-Petard tries a flurry of right punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Petard attempts a series of punches to the temple, but Clause ducks.
+Petard tags Clause with a series of punches to the jaw!
-Petard lashes out with a barrage of left shots to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Clause clocks Petard with a flurry of glancing punches to the nose. Petard quickly recovers.
-Clause charges with a jab to the chin, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Petard landed 20 of 39 punches, and Sanity Clause landed 19 of 32 punches.

Petard won the round 10-9

Sanity Clause is winning the fight 105-104


Petard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Clause grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Petard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Clause is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Petard throws a series of punches to the head, but misses.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
+Petard fires a barrage of punches to the eye.
-Clause attempts a flurry of left punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Petard punches Clause with a pair of punches to the face.
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+Petard rocks Clause with a pair of nice punches to the ribs!
+Clause hits with a stinging roundhouse to the chin.
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+Clause lands a volley of punches to the temple.
-Petard attempts a jab to the nose, but Clause hides behind his gloves.
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+Petard hurts Clause with a flurry of painful punches to the solar plexus.
+Clause jars Petard with a volley of powerful punches to the chin!
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+Clause backs up Petard with a solid jab to the nose. Petard gets mad!
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-Clause fires a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Petard deftly avoits it.
+Clause wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Clause smashes Petard with a flurry of punches to the nose.
+Clause attacks with a series of punches to the mouth!!
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+Petard punches Clause with a straight right to the jaw.
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-Clause launches a series of right punches to the jaw, but Petard stays away from it.
-Petard attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Petard tattoos Clause with a series of powerful punches to the jaw.
+Clause hammers Petard with a strong roundhouse to the face.
+Clause attacks with a barrage of hard punches to the head.
-Clause lunges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Petard ducks just in time.
+Clause tattoos Petard with a pair of powerful punches to the ribs. Petard beats a hasty retreat.
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-Clause probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
+Clause grazes Petard with a jab to the face.
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-Petard tries a pair of right blows to the chin, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Petard landed 39 of 71 punches, and Sanity Clause landed 48 of 75 punches.

Sanity Clause won the round 10-9

Sanity Clause is winning the fight 115-113


Petard is obviously tired.

Clause grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Sanity Clause 10-9
Round 2: Petard 10-9
Round 3: Petard 10-9
Round 4: Sanity Clause 10-9
Round 5: Sanity Clause 10-9
Round 6: Petard 10-9
Round 7: Sanity Clause 10-9
Round 8: Sanity Clause 10-9
Round 9: Petard 10-9
Round 10: Sanity Clause 10-9
Round 11: Petard 10-9
Round 12: Sanity Clause 10-9

Total Score: Sanity Clause 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Sanity Clause 10-9
Round 2: Petard 10-9
Round 3: Petard 10-9
Round 4: Sanity Clause 10-9
Round 5: Sanity Clause 10-9
Round 6: Petard 10-9
Round 7: Sanity Clause 10-9
Round 8: Sanity Clause 10-9
Round 9: Petard 10-9
Round 10: Sanity Clause 10-9
Round 11: Sanity Clause 10-9
Round 12: Sanity Clause 10-9

Total Score: Sanity Clause 116-112


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Sanity Clause 10-9
Round 2: Petard 10-9
Round 3: Petard 10-9
Round 4: Sanity Clause 10-9
Round 5: Sanity Clause 10-9
Round 6: Petard 10-9
Round 7: Sanity Clause 10-9
Round 8: Sanity Clause 10-9
Round 9: Petard 10-9
Round 10: Sanity Clause 10-9
Round 11: Sanity Clause 10-9
Round 12: Sanity Clause 10-9

Total Score: Sanity Clause 116-112

Sanity Clause wins by decision!