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(Toughman) Slim Sissy defeated Teemu "Puckman" Selanne by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Saturday, March 17, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 217 pounds (98 kilograms) is Teemu "Puckman" Selanne!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 6 inches (198 centimeters) tall weighing in at 289 pounds (131 kilograms) is Slim Sissy!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Puckman clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Sissy stays outside and uses his jab.

Sissy tries to attack, but Puckman hangs on until the referee separates them.
Sissy tries to attack, but Puckman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Sissy tries to attack, but Puckman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sissy takes charge with a flurry of nice punches to the chest.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
-Puckman charges with a right left to the head, but comes up empty.
+Puckman connects with a flurry of commanding punches to the stomach!
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+Puckman solidly lands a pair of glancing blows to the nose! Sissy laughs!
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-Puckman paws a series of left punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Sissy tattoos Puckman with a pair of heavy punches to the chin.
+Sissy whacks Puckman with a commanding cross to the ribs.
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-Puckman paws a left hook to the temple, but falls short.
+Sissy throws a flurry of solid punches to the nose.
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+Puckman scores with a pair of blows to the face.
-Puckman launches a pair of shots to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Puckman nails Sissy with a series of stinging shots to the chin.
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-Puckman attempts a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Puckman fires a pair of left shots to the chin, but Sissy leaps aside.
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+Sissy rocks Puckman with a flurry of solid punches to the face.
+Sissy fires a flurry of punches to the nose.
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-Puckman charges with a series of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
Sissy tries to attack, but Puckman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Puckman paws a series of left blows to the jaw, but only hits air.
-Puckman lunges with a pair of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
-Puckman attacks with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
-Puckman throws a cross to the chest, but comes up empty.
-Puckman tries to land a uppercut to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Sissy shakes Puckman with a series of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Teemu "Puckman" Selanne landed 21 of 76 punches, and Slim Sissy landed 31 of 32 punches.

Slim Sissy won the round 10-9

Slim Sissy is winning the fight 10-9


Puckman doesn't even want to rest!

Sissy doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Puckman clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Sissy stays outside and uses his jab.

+Puckman fires a volley of mean blows to the stomach.
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+Puckman lashes out with a heavy hook to the nose.
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Sissy tries to attack, but Puckman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Puckman throws a flurry of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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Sissy tries to attack, but Puckman hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Puckman attempts a series of blows to the eye, but Sissy ducks.
+Sissy clocks Puckman with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth.
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-Puckman attempts a barrage of right punches to the head, but only hits air.
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+Sissy lands a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
-Puckman lashes out with a volley of right blows to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Sissy throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus! Puckman gets mad!
-Puckman attempts a volley of left shots to the mouth, but Sissy steps aside.
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-Puckman lashes out with a series of shots to the ribs, but Sissy ducks just in time.
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-Puckman throws a pair of right shots to the head, but loses his balance.
+Sissy attacks with a series of punches to the mouth!
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-Puckman charges with a volley of right punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Puckman charges with a volley of right blows to the mouth, but Sissy ties him up.
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-Puckman attempts a cross to the head, but falls short.
Sissy tries to attack, but Puckman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Sissy tries to attack, but Puckman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Puckman attempts a left hook to the stomach, but Sissy narrowly avoids it
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+Sissy scores with a series of punches to the nose.
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-Puckman tries to land a barrage of left shots to the mouth, but Sissy hides behind his gloves.
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+Sissy solidly lands a series of punches to the chest. Puckman asks for time to wipe off the blood.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Teemu "Puckman" Selanne landed 18 of 68 punches, and Slim Sissy landed 37 of 38 punches.

Slim Sissy won the round 10-9

Slim Sissy is winning the fight 20-18


Puckman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Sissy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Puckman clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Sissy stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Sissy nails Puckman with a flurry of mean punches to the chin.
-Puckman lunges with a barrage of blows to the eye, but Sissy covers himself well.
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+Sissy punches Puckman with a series of painful punches to the chin.
+Puckman rocks Sissy with a volley of stiff shots to the jaw.
+Sissy tattoos Puckman with a flurry of stinging punches to the jaw.
Sissy tries to attack, but Puckman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Puckman throws a mean roundhouse to the chest.
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+Puckman thumps Sissy with a volley of shots to the solar plexus. Sissy is hurt!
-Puckman tries a series of left shots to the head, but is ineffective.
-Puckman attacks with a series of blows to the nose, but Sissy beats a hasty retreat.
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Sissy tries to attack, but Puckman hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Sissy fires a pair of powerful punches to the jaw.
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-Puckman throws a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Sissy ducks.
Sissy tries to attack, but Puckman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sissy tosses a pair of glancing punches to the jaw.
-Puckman charges with a right uppercut to the nose, but Sissy ducks.
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Sissy tries to attack, but Puckman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Puckman tries a barrage of right punches to the face, but comes up empty.
-Sissy paws a pair of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
-Puckman probes with a straight right to the face, but Sissy ducks just in time.
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+Sissy takes charge with a pair of wild shots to the jaw.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
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-Puckman lashes out with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Sissy narrowly avoids it
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-Puckman throws a left straight right to the face, but Sissy quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Teemu "Puckman" Selanne landed 20 of 71 punches, and Slim Sissy landed 34 of 40 punches.

Slim Sissy won the round 10-9

Slim Sissy is winning the fight 30-27


Puckman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Sissy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Puckman is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Sissy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Sissy staggers Puckman with a glancing sweeping right to the temple.
Sissy lands a decisive cross to the jaw and Puckman staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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He's Out!
Slim Sissy wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Puckman looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.

Sissy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the right eye. He has a bloody lip.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Slim Sissy 10-9
Round 2: Slim Sissy 10-9
Round 3: Slim Sissy 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Slim Sissy 10-9
Round 2: Slim Sissy 10-9
Round 3: Slim Sissy 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Slim Sissy 10-9
Round 2: Slim Sissy 10-9
Round 3: Slim Sissy 10-9

Slim Sissy wins by a knockout!