Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\839425.htm on local disk...(Light-Heavyweight) bring back the biff defeated Dickhead by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Friday, March 16, 2012In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 132 pounds (60 kilograms) is bring back the biff!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 172 pounds (78 kilograms) is Dickhead!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
+Dickhead belts Bring with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Dickhead lunges with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Dickhead grazes Bring with a volley of powerful punches to the chest. Bring retreats to the far corner.
-Dickhead lashes out with a series of punches to the stomach, but Bring takes it in the forearms.
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+Dickhead solidly lands a roundhouse to the stomach.
+Dickhead jars Bring with a pair of blows to the stomach.
-Dickhead tries to land a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Bring narrowly avoids it
+Dickhead strikes with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Bring backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dickhead smashes Bring with a volley of strong punches to the ribs.
+Dickhead nails Bring with a pair of shots to the chest.
-Dickhead attempts a flurry of left blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Dickhead tags Bring with a flurry of strong shots to the stomach.
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+Dickhead pummels Bring with a pair of painful shots to the solar plexus. Bring doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dickhead hits Bring with a flurry of quick blows to the solar plexus.
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-Dickhead launches a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Bring takes it in the forearms.
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+Dickhead fires a series of glancing punches to the ribs.
+Dickhead hits Bring with a series of punches to the ribs!
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+Dickhead tags Bring with a series of punches to the ribs. Bring gets mad!
-Dickhead charges with a pair of left punches to the chest, but Bring covers himself well.
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+Dickhead smashes Bring with a series of loud shots to the chest.
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-Dickhead tries a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Bring blocks.
+Dickhead attacks with a series of off balance blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dickhead staggers Bring with a flurry of wild shots to the stomach.
-Dickhead attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Dickhead punches Bring with a barrage of off balance shots to the chest!
+Bring belts Dickhead with a volley of furious blows to the nose. Dickhead gets mad!
BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 98 of 142 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 10-9
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
+Dickhead throws a volley of light shots to the ribs. Bring retreats to the far corner.
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+Dickhead attacks with a series of light blows to the stomach. Bring sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Dickhead punches Bring with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+Dickhead throws a volley of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Bring sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Dickhead punches Bring with a mean jab to the chest.
-Dickhead probes with a volley of blows to the chest, but Bring backs out of it.
-Dickhead probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
+Dickhead scores with a series of commanding shots to the stomach.
-Dickhead throws a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Bring steps aside and laughs.
+Dickhead clocks Bring with a series of vicious shots to the chest.
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-Dickhead throws a right cross to the chest, but Bring steps aside and laughs.
+Dickhead jars Bring with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Dickhead fires a volley of right shots to the ribs, but Bring steps aside and laughs.
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-Dickhead attempts a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Bring suprises Dickhead with a series of punches to the ribs.
+Dickhead hits with a barrage of wild blows to the solar plexus!!
-Dickhead lunges with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but misses.
+Dickhead clocks Bring with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead annoys Bring with a volley of strong shots to the stomach!!
-Dickhead charges with a barrage of right shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Dickhead nails Bring with a roundhouse to the chest.
+Dickhead lashes out with a series of loud punches to the ribs.
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+Dickhead drills Bring with a roundhouse to the stomach.
+Dickhead pummels Bring with a series of shots to the chest.
-Dickhead tries a flurry of punches to the chest, but Bring hides behind his gloves.
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-Dickhead throws a series of shots to the stomach, but Bring quickly backs away.
-Dickhead attempts a pair of blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
-Dickhead attempts a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Dickhead probes with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Bring narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead charges with a jab to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Dickhead annoys Bring with a series of blows to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 7 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 78 of 136 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 20-18
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead is obviously tired.
ROUND 3
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Dickhead lands a series of glancing punches to the stomach.
+Bring punches Dickhead with a volley of shots to the jaw! Dickhead doesn't notice.
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-Dickhead lunges with a pair of punches to the chest, but falls short.
-Dickhead tries a volley of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Dickhead lashes out with a left jab to the ribs, but Bring covers himself well.
-Dickhead tries to land a series of right shots to the ribs, but Bring takes it in the forearms.
+Dickhead connects with a barrage of hard blows to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead probes with a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Bring takes it in the forearms.
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+Dickhead whacks Bring with a series of shots to the chest. Bring quickly recovers.
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-Dickhead attempts a right left to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead probes with a straight right to the ribs, but Bring blocks.
+Dickhead hits with a nasty cross to the stomach.
-Dickhead probes with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Bring ducks.
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-Dickhead attempts a pair of right blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Dickhead lunges with a series of right blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Dickhead thumps Bring with a volley of blows to the chest.
-Dickhead throws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Dickhead annoys Bring with a painful jab to the ribs.
+Dickhead suprises Bring with a volley of commanding shots to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead attempts a right to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-Dickhead tries to land a series of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Dickhead annoys Bring with a volley of painful blows to the ribs. Bring hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dickhead throws a series of blows to the stomach, but Bring escapes.
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+Dickhead lands a barrage of solid blows to the stomach. Bring is hurt!
-Dickhead throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Dickhead lunges with a volley of right blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Dickhead pummels Bring with a pair of shots to the ribs.
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-Dickhead fires a flurry of blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Dickhead lashes out with a series of right blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 8 of 9 punches, and Dickhead landed 65 of 155 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 30-27
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead looks exhausted.
ROUND 4
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
-Dickhead launches a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Bring steps aside and laughs.
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-Dickhead attempts a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but Bring stays away from it.
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+Dickhead scores with a powerful straight right to the stomach.
+Dickhead lashes out with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs. Bring gets mad!
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+Dickhead tags Bring with a series of mean shots to the ribs! Bring covers up.
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-Dickhead charges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Dickhead launches a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Dickhead lashes out with a series of right blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead throws a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but Bring takes it in the forearms.
+Dickhead lashes out with a pair of furious blows to the stomach. Bring covers up.
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-Dickhead fires a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but falls short.
+Dickhead slams Bring with a flurry of hard shots to the stomach.
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-Dickhead probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Bring throws a flurry of shots to the temple.
-Dickhead throws a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but Bring takes it in the forearms.
-Dickhead throws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Bring covers himself well.
-Dickhead lunges with a series of right punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Dickhead attempts a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Dickhead paws a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead attempts a pair of shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Dickhead connects with a roundhouse to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead whacks Bring with a barrage of light punches to the chest!
-Dickhead lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Dickhead attempts a series of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead tries to land a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Dickhead lunges with a series of left shots to the ribs, but Bring steps aside.
+Dickhead lands a cross to the ribs.
+Dickhead annoys Bring with a solid straight right to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 54 of 141 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 40-36
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 5
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
+Dickhead hits Bring with a powerful right to the chest.
+Dickhead pokes Bring with a painful roundhouse to the ribs.
+Bring nails Dickhead with a series of vicious blows to the temple.
-Dickhead throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Dickhead probes with a volley of blows to the chest, but Bring narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead attempts a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Dickhead hits with a pair of mean blows to the chest.
-Dickhead tries to land a right straight right to the chest, but falls short.
-Dickhead attacks with a left hook to the chest, but Bring ducks.
-Dickhead probes with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Bring backs out of it.
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-Dickhead probes with a left uppercut to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead paws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Dickhead hits Bring with a series of shots to the chest.
+Bring fires a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Dickhead ignores it.
Bring lands a decisive right smash to the jaw and Dickhead goes down!!
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Dickhead struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dickhead charges with a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Dickhead launches a volley of right blows to the chest, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead paws a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Bring deftly avoits it.
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-Dickhead probes with a cross to the chest, but Bring steps aside.
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-Dickhead charges with a series of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead throws a pair of left blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Dickhead probes with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Bring deftly avoits it.
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-Dickhead paws a left jab to the stomach, but Bring ties him up.
-Dickhead throws a volley of right blows to the stomach, but Bring takes it in the forearms.
-Dickhead charges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Dickhead grazes Bring with a barrage of heavy blows to the ribs.
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-Dickhead launches a flurry of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
-Dickhead attacks with a left cross to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Dickhead scores with Bring with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Dickhead attempts a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Bring escapes.
-Dickhead throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Bring backs up Dickhead with a volley of furious shots to the stomach. Bring attacks like a wild man! Dickhead seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
bring back the biff wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
bring back the biff wins by a technical knockout!
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