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(Toughman) Reticulated Giraffe defeated Launch Pad Luchini by unanimous decision: 40-36, 39-37, 40-36.

Match Saturday, March 10, 2012

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 296 pounds (134 kilograms) is Reticulated Giraffe!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 214 pounds (97 kilograms) is Launch Pad Luchini!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Giraffe moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Luchini is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Giraffe drills Luchini with a barrage of powerful punches to the face.
-Giraffe lunges with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Luchini belts Giraffe with a pair of punches to the face.
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-Giraffe tries a volley of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+Giraffe lands a painful cross to the chest! Luchini laughs!
+Luchini tags Giraffe with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Giraffe smacks Luchini with a series of punches to the face. Luchini retreats to the far corner.
-Giraffe attacks with a volley of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Giraffe nails Luchini with a series of glancing blows to the face. Luchini sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Luchini connects with a volley of loud blows to the face.
+Giraffe hits with a series of solid punches to the stomach.
+Luchini wallops Giraffe with a solid sweeping right to the stomach!
-Luchini throws a flurry of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Giraffe tries to land a pair of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
+Luchini tags Giraffe with a pair of punches to the face.
-Luchini attacks with a sweeping right to the jaw, but Giraffe backs out of it.
+Luchini solidly lands a pair of solid punches to the temple.
+Giraffe tosses a flurry of punches to the head!! Luchini quickly recovers.
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-Giraffe launches a right jab to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Luchini annoys Giraffe with a barrage of furious punches to the ribs.
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-Giraffe throws a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Luchini blocks.
-Giraffe lunges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
-Luchini launches a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Giraffe charges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
-Giraffe launches a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Luchini quickly backs away.
-Giraffe probes with a series of right punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Giraffe tries to land a barrage of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
-Giraffe tries to land a volley of right punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Luchini lands a series of wild punches to the head.
+Luchini throws a barrage of loud punches to the face.
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+Giraffe fires a glancing cross to the ribs! Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Reticulated Giraffe landed 45 of 104 punches, and Launch Pad Luchini landed 46 of 47 punches.

Reticulated Giraffe won the round 10-9

Reticulated Giraffe is winning the fight 10-9


Giraffe doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Giraffe moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Luchini is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Luchini throws a flurry of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Giraffe throws a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Luchini stays away from it.
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+Luchini lands a light jab to the nose.
-Giraffe throws a series of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Luchini hammers Giraffe with a volley of nasty punches to the nose.
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+Giraffe catches Luchini with a flurry of punches to the eye. Luchini quickly recovers.
-Giraffe attacks with a series of punches to the chest, but Luchini escapes.
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+Giraffe fires a series of powerful punches to the face. Luchini quickly recovers.
+Giraffe drills Luchini with a series of punches to the face.
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-Giraffe lashes out with a volley of left punches to the face, but fails to score.
+Luchini hits Giraffe with a series of hard punches to the head.
-Giraffe tries to land a volley of right punches to the chin, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
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-Luchini throws a barrage of punches to the temple, but Giraffe quickly backs away.
-Giraffe attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Giraffe throws a series of right punches to the face, but Luchini stays away from it.
-Giraffe throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
-Giraffe lashes out with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
+Giraffe whacks Luchini with a series of nasty punches to the chin.
+Luchini smashes Giraffe with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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-Giraffe probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but Luchini backs out of it.
-Giraffe probes with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Luchini stays away from it.
-Giraffe attempts a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
+Giraffe attacks with a pair of nasty punches to the mouth!!
-Giraffe probes with a right right to the eye, but fails to score.
+Luchini connects with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Giraffe hits with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Giraffe connects with a pair of solid punches to the ribs.
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+Giraffe clocks Luchini with a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Reticulated Giraffe landed 46 of 93 punches, and Launch Pad Luchini landed 45 of 56 punches.

Launch Pad Luchini won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Giraffe doesn't even want to rest!

Luchini doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Giraffe moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Luchini is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Luchini hits with a mean roundhouse to the chin.
+Luchini backs up Giraffe with a flurry of punches to the eye.
+Luchini whacks Giraffe with a flurry of solid punches to the jaw!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
-Luchini launches a pair of left punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Luchini hits with a pair of punches to the head.
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-Giraffe throws a pair of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
+Giraffe throws a series of powerful punches to the mouth.
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+Giraffe attacks with a flurry of off balance punches to the temple.
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+Luchini rocks Giraffe with a series of commanding punches to the face.
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+Luchini backs up Giraffe with a barrage of punches to the face!
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+Luchini rocks Giraffe with a series of punches to the face.
+Giraffe scores with a volley of heavy punches to the mouth!
+Giraffe lands a volley of punches to the face. Luchini retreats to the far corner.
+Giraffe jars Luchini with a volley of quick punches to the face.
-Giraffe attempts a series of left punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Luchini throws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but falls short.
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-Giraffe fires a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Luchini leaps aside.
-Giraffe attempts a right roundhouse to the nose, but falls short.
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-Giraffe throws a straight right to the mouth, but falls short.
-Giraffe attempts a pair of right punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Giraffe hits with a series of punches to the stomach.
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-Giraffe charges with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Luchini leaps aside.
+Luchini jars Giraffe with a series of punches to the mouth. Giraffe sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Giraffe annoys Luchini with a volley of punches to the temple. Luchini backpedals to his own corner.
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
-Giraffe probes with a volley of left punches to the temple, but to no avail.
-Giraffe charges with a series of right punches to the chest, but to no avail.
-Giraffe charges with a pair of shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Luchini shakes Giraffe with a flurry of nasty punches to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Reticulated Giraffe landed 43 of 108 punches, and Launch Pad Luchini landed 46 of 52 punches.

Launch Pad Luchini won the round 10-9

Launch Pad Luchini is winning the fight 29-28


Giraffe remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Luchini doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Giraffe moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Luchini is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Giraffe attempts a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Luchini blocks.
-Giraffe lashes out with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Luchini covers himself well.
-Giraffe lunges with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
+Giraffe takes charge with a series of punches to the ribs. Luchini sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Giraffe strikes with a jab to the chest!
-Luchini fires a pair of punches to the face, but goes wide.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
-Giraffe tries a right roundhouse to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+Giraffe throws a volley of mean punches to the nose. Luchini doesn't notice.
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-Giraffe lashes out with a series of left punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Giraffe attacks with a straight right to the face, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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+Luchini stuns Giraffe with a volley of off balance punches to the chin. Giraffe laughs!
-Luchini tries a barrage of punches to the chest, but Giraffe blocks.
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+Giraffe nails Luchini with a pair of loud punches to the face.
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-Giraffe tries a series of right punches to the chin, but Luchini covers himself well.
+Luchini lands a flurry of punches to the head. Giraffe shakes his head to clear it.
-Giraffe lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the head, but Luchini covers himself well.
+Luchini punches Giraffe with a light jab to the eye.
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+Giraffe throws a barrage of light punches to the stomach.
+Luchini hits Giraffe with a nasty jab to the chest.
-Luchini lashes out with a series of punches to the head, but fails to score.
-Giraffe probes with a left jab to the head, but Luchini ties him up.
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-Luchini charges with a volley of punches to the jaw, but misses.
-Giraffe tries to land a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Luchini quickly backs away.
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+Luchini nails Giraffe with a glancing left to the head.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
+Giraffe hits with a pair of mean punches to the ribs.
+Giraffe hits with a straight right to the jaw!!
+Giraffe jars Luchini with a barrage of punches to the face!!
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-Giraffe probes with a right straight right to the chin, but Luchini ties him up.
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-Giraffe attacks with a barrage of left punches to the face, but Luchini escapes.
+Luchini throws a pair of hard punches to the nose.
-Giraffe charges with a pair of left punches to the face, but loses his balance.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Reticulated Giraffe landed 44 of 97 punches, and Launch Pad Luchini landed 36 of 59 punches.

Reticulated Giraffe won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Giraffe remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Reticulated Giraffe 10-9
Round 2: Reticulated Giraffe 10-9
Round 3: Reticulated Giraffe 10-9
Round 4: Reticulated Giraffe 10-9

Total Score: Reticulated Giraffe 40-36


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Reticulated Giraffe 10-9
Round 2: Launch Pad Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Reticulated Giraffe 10-9
Round 4: Reticulated Giraffe 10-9

Total Score: Reticulated Giraffe 39-37


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Reticulated Giraffe 10-9
Round 2: Reticulated Giraffe 10-9
Round 3: Reticulated Giraffe 10-9
Round 4: Reticulated Giraffe 10-9

Total Score: Reticulated Giraffe 40-36

Reticulated Giraffe wins by decision!