Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\838786.htm on local disk...(Middleweight) Dopey Dwarf defeated Jack "Machine Gun" McGurn by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.Match Friday, March 09, 2012In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Jack "Machine Gun" McGurn!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 158 pounds (72 kilograms) is Dopey Dwarf!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Machine Gun is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Dwarf solidly lands a pair of glancing punches to the temple.
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+Dwarf attacks with a pair of stinging punches to the chin.
-Machine Gun launches a barrage of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Dwarf whacks Machine Gun with a flurry of stinging punches to the head.
+Machine Gun belts Dwarf with a series of punches to the nose. Dwarf ignores it.
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+Machine Gun pummels Dwarf with a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth.
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+Machine Gun punches Dwarf with a flurry of punches to the head!
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+Machine Gun tattoos Dwarf with a barrage of punches to the temple. Dwarf grimaces in pain.
+Dwarf throws a flurry of hard punches to the head!!
+Machine Gun throws a pair of blows to the head!
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+Dwarf connects with a pair of stiff punches to the chin.
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-Dwarf fires a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Dwarf thumps Machine Gun with a solid sweeping right to the temple. Machine Gun laughs!
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-Machine Gun attacks with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Dwarf hides behind his gloves.
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-Machine Gun throws a barrage of right punches to the head, but Dwarf escapes.
+Dwarf connects with a series of nasty punches to the face.
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-Machine Gun tries a pair of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Dwarf connects with a volley of punches to the jaw. Machine Gun covers up.
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+Dwarf tags Machine Gun with a pair of punches to the jaw!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack "Machine Gun" McGurn landed 36 of 81 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 38 of 46 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Machine Gun doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dwarf doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Machine Gun is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dwarf stays outside and uses his jab.
+Machine Gun clocks Dwarf with a nice jab to the head.
+Machine Gun annoys Dwarf with a flurry of mean punches to the stomach.
+Machine Gun jolts Dwarf with a flurry of nasty punches to the temple.
+Machine Gun smacks Dwarf with a volley of furious punches to the head.
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+Machine Gun tosses a volley of glancing punches to the chest. Dwarf doesn't seem bothered.
-Machine Gun attempts a straight right to the temple, but Dwarf ducks just in time.
+Machine Gun hits with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Machine Gun punches Dwarf with a flurry of glancing punches to the chin.
-Machine Gun throws a straight right to the eye, but Dwarf escapes.
-Machine Gun probes with a volley of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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-Machine Gun throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-Machine Gun charges with a series of right punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Machine Gun punches Dwarf with a volley of solid punches to the chin.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
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+Dwarf backs up Machine Gun with a off balance roundhouse to the chest.
+Dwarf nails Machine Gun with a stiff cross to the stomach.
+Machine Gun pummels Dwarf with a flurry of punches to the eye.
+Dwarf attacks with a volley of painful punches to the stomach.
-Dwarf tries a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Machine Gun ducks just in time.
+Dwarf tosses a volley of punches to the stomach! Machine Gun hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Machine Gun charges with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Dwarf narrowly avoids it
-Machine Gun attempts a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Dwarf ducks just in time.
+Machine Gun punches Dwarf with a series of punches to the chest.
+Dwarf lands a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Machine Gun hits with a barrage of light punches to the chin.
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+Machine Gun hammers Dwarf with a straight right to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack "Machine Gun" McGurn landed 51 of 80 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 23 of 31 punches.
Jack "Machine Gun" McGurn won the round 10-9
Jack "Machine Gun" McGurn is winning the fight 20-19
Machine Gun doesn't even want to rest!
Dwarf doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Machine Gun is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dwarf backpedals and jabs.
+Machine Gun punches Dwarf with a jab to the face.
+Dwarf stuns Machine Gun with a nice jab to the temple.
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+Machine Gun drills Dwarf with a series of stiff punches to the eye. Dwarf hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dwarf attempts a pair of right punches to the head, but is ineffective.
-Dwarf probes with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but falls short.
+Machine Gun shakes Dwarf with a barrage of commanding punches to the chest!
+Dwarf hits with a jab to the jaw! Machine Gun covers up.
+Machine Gun pummels Dwarf with a series of wild punches to the face. Dwarf sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Machine Gun paws a series of punches to the chin, but Dwarf takes it in the forearms.
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-Machine Gun probes with a right right to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Machine Gun charges with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dwarf ducks just in time.
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-Machine Gun throws a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Dwarf beats a hasty retreat.
+Dwarf lands a barrage of heavy punches to the temple.
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+Dwarf strikes with a volley of punches to the head.
-Machine Gun lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Dwarf narrowly avoids it
+Machine Gun strikes with a barrage of powerful punches to the temple.
+Machine Gun connects with a volley of light punches to the eye. Dwarf asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Machine Gun throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-Machine Gun throws a series of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Machine Gun attempts a pair of punches to the chin, but Dwarf beats a hasty retreat.
+Dwarf whacks Machine Gun with a flurry of powerful punches to the eye.
+Dwarf attacks with a series of glancing punches to the head.
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+Dwarf belts Machine Gun with a pair of strong punches to the chin.
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+Dwarf lands a barrage of nasty punches to the jaw.
+Dwarf tags Machine Gun with a pair of mean punches to the nose.
-Machine Gun attempts a series of punches to the chest, but Dwarf covers himself well.
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+Dwarf staggers Machine Gun with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Dwarf punches Machine Gun with a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack "Machine Gun" McGurn landed 35 of 78 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 47 of 56 punches.
Dopey Dwarf won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Machine Gun remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dwarf doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Machine Gun is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dwarf stays outside and uses his jab.
+Dwarf thumps Machine Gun with a roundhouse to the nose. Machine Gun sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Machine Gun hits with a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth.
-Machine Gun lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Machine Gun attempts a flurry of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
-Machine Gun fires a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Dwarf leaps aside.
+Dwarf pummels Machine Gun with a flurry of strong punches to the mouth. Machine Gun laughs!
+Dwarf jolts Machine Gun with a flurry of stiff punches to the temple.
+Dwarf throws a flurry of punches to the eye. Machine Gun sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Machine Gun hits with a barrage of loud punches to the ribs. Dwarf asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Machine Gun probes with a straight right to the mouth, but Dwarf takes it in the forearms.
+Dwarf wakes up the fans with a right to the eye. Machine Gun retreats to the far corner.
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-Dwarf launches a series of punches to the head, but Machine Gun beats a hasty retreat.
+Dwarf hammers Machine Gun with a pair of punches to the head! Machine Gun hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+Dwarf lands a series of punches to the chin.
+Machine Gun staggers Dwarf with a painful straight right to the nose.
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+Machine Gun jars Dwarf with a flurry of wild punches to the nose. Dwarf hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Machine Gun attempts a series of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
+Machine Gun lands a barrage of mean punches to the nose!
+Dwarf hits with a off balance sweeping right to the temple!
-Machine Gun tries to land a right straight right to the nose, but goes wide.
+Dwarf lands a pair of solid punches to the eye.
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+Dwarf tosses a straight right to the ribs.
-Machine Gun attempts a jab to the temple, but Dwarf steps aside and laughs.
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+Dwarf staggers Machine Gun with a barrage of glancing punches to the temple.
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-Dwarf probes with a series of punches to the chest, but Machine Gun leaps aside.
+Dwarf hits with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
-Machine Gun attempts a jab to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Dwarf jars Machine Gun with a flurry of punches to the stomach!!
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+Machine Gun attacks with a pair of hard punches to the stomach.
+Dwarf hits with a flurry of nice punches to the face. Machine Gun is hurt!
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-Machine Gun fires a series of right punches to the chest, but Dwarf beats a hasty retreat.
+Dwarf attacks with a barrage of nice punches to the stomach. Machine Gun grimaces in pain.
+Machine Gun annoys Dwarf with a series of glancing punches to the temple!!
BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack "Machine Gun" McGurn landed 41 of 84 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 68 of 74 punches.
Dopey Dwarf won the round 10-9
Dopey Dwarf is winning the fight 39-38
Machine Gun remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dwarf doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Machine Gun is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dwarf stays outside and uses his jab.
+Dwarf shakes Machine Gun with a left to the head.
+Dwarf slams Machine Gun with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Machine Gun throws a stinging jab to the chest.
+Dwarf hits with a volley of off balance punches to the ribs!
+Machine Gun strikes with a pair of off balance punches to the nose.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+Dwarf hammers Machine Gun with a nasty left to the temple. Machine Gun laughs!
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+Machine Gun fires a volley of nasty punches to the nose. Dwarf doesn't seem bothered.
-Machine Gun tries a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Machine Gun smashes Dwarf with a pair of shots to the temple!
-Dwarf tries to land a volley of punches to the temple, but Machine Gun ties him up.
+Dwarf strikes with a barrage of hard punches to the mouth.
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-Machine Gun lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Dwarf fires a barrage of vicious punches to the jaw.
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+Dwarf lands a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Machine Gun wallops Dwarf with a flurry of strong punches to the face.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
+Machine Gun drills Dwarf with a volley of powerful punches to the face. Dwarf hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Machine Gun probes with a cross to the ribs, but Dwarf backs out of it.
-Dwarf probes with a barrage of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
+Machine Gun connects with a flurry of strong punches to the chin.
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+Dwarf thumps Machine Gun with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Dwarf hits with a volley of wild punches to the chest.
-Machine Gun probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but Dwarf quickly backs away.
-Machine Gun probes with a left sweeping right to the chest, but comes up empty.
-Machine Gun lashes out with a series of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
-Dwarf paws a volley of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
-Machine Gun probes with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Dwarf blocks.
-Machine Gun probes with a barrage of left shots to the chest, but fails to score.
-Dwarf attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Dwarf shakes Machine Gun with a pair of stinging punches to the chin.
+Machine Gun suprises Dwarf with a barrage of glancing punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack "Machine Gun" McGurn landed 41 of 79 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 66 of 82 punches.
Dopey Dwarf won the round 10-9
Dopey Dwarf is winning the fight 49-47
Machine Gun grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Machine Gun is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dwarf backpedals and jabs.
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+Dwarf annoys Machine Gun with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Dwarf throws a barrage of hard punches to the temple!
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+Dwarf hammers Machine Gun with a flurry of punches to the chin. Machine Gun shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dwarf attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Dwarf tosses a nice jab to the head.
+Dwarf pops Machine Gun with a pair of punches to the jaw.
+Dwarf tags Machine Gun with a series of nasty punches to the face. Machine Gun asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dwarf clocks Machine Gun with a flurry of punches to the temple. Machine Gun sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Dwarf lands a jab to the solar plexus!!
+Dwarf jars Machine Gun with a straight right to the eye.
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+Dwarf connects with a sweeping right to the eye.
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+Dwarf fires a series of punches to the face.
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+Dwarf staggers Machine Gun with a barrage of stiff punches to the nose.
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+Dwarf rocks Machine Gun with a barrage of punches to the chin. Machine Gun backpedals to his own corner.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack "Machine Gun" McGurn landed 4 of 9 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 67 of 67 punches.
Dopey Dwarf won the round 10-9
Dopey Dwarf is winning the fight 59-56
Machine Gun remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Machine Gun moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Dwarf is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Machine Gun tries to land a pair of punches to the head, but Dwarf hides behind his gloves.
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-Machine Gun launches a series of right punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Machine Gun grazes Dwarf with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
-Machine Gun lashes out with a series of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
-Machine Gun attempts a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Dwarf ducks.
+Machine Gun fires a series of mean punches to the eye.
-Machine Gun tries a series of blows to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Machine Gun hits with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Machine Gun drills Dwarf with a solid left to the chin.
+Machine Gun annoys Dwarf with a pair of stinging punches to the face. Dwarf laughs!
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+Machine Gun hits with a pair of powerful punches to the mouth. Dwarf doesn't notice.
+Machine Gun punches Dwarf with a series of glancing punches to the eye. Dwarf hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dwarf attacks with a volley of punches to the eye.
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-Machine Gun tries a barrage of punches to the head, but misses.
+Machine Gun takes charge with a series of off balance punches to the jaw.
-Machine Gun launches a series of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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-Machine Gun attempts a jab to the chin, but Dwarf ducks.
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+Machine Gun pokes Dwarf with a flurry of punches to the temple.
-Machine Gun charges with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Dwarf narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack "Machine Gun" McGurn landed 47 of 99 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 5 of 8 punches.
Jack "Machine Gun" McGurn won the round 10-9
Dopey Dwarf is winning the fight 68-66
Machine Gun remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Machine Gun moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Dwarf is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Machine Gun fires a barrage of punches to the nose!
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+Machine Gun tattoos Dwarf with a flurry of hard punches to the face. Dwarf retreats to the far corner.
-Machine Gun fires a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Dwarf backs out of it.
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-Machine Gun tries a series of punches to the face, but Dwarf takes it in the forearms.
-Machine Gun throws a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Dwarf hides behind his gloves.
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+Machine Gun takes charge with a volley of heavy punches to the mouth.
-Machine Gun lunges with a pair of left punches to the head, but Dwarf covers himself well.
+Machine Gun hits Dwarf with a series of glancing punches to the chin.
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+Machine Gun smashes Dwarf with a vicious right to the chest!
+Machine Gun connects with a light jab to the chest.
-Machine Gun throws a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Dwarf quickly backs away.
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-Machine Gun lashes out with a series of left shots to the chin, but Dwarf beats a hasty retreat.
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+Machine Gun drills Dwarf with a jab to the temple.
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-Machine Gun tries a barrage of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
+Dwarf hits with a pair of furious punches to the chest!
+Machine Gun staggers Dwarf with a barrage of off balance punches to the head.
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+Machine Gun staggers Dwarf with a flurry of commanding punches to the head.
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+Machine Gun throws a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Machine Gun throws a volley of left punches to the eye, but Dwarf ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack "Machine Gun" McGurn landed 56 of 96 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 7 of 8 punches.
Jack "Machine Gun" McGurn won the round 10-9
Dopey Dwarf is winning the fight 77-76
Machine Gun grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dwarf doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Machine Gun moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Dwarf stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
-Machine Gun attacks with a pair of right punches to the face, but to no avail.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
-Machine Gun fires a flurry of left punches to the face, but loses his balance.
+Dwarf hurts Machine Gun with a volley of furious punches to the temple.
+Dwarf jolts Machine Gun with a pair of commanding shots to the jaw.
+Machine Gun lands a flurry of nasty punches to the temple.
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+Machine Gun fires a volley of mean punches to the stomach.
+Dwarf scores with a barrage of heavy punches to the ribs.
+Dwarf shakes Machine Gun with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Dwarf thumps Machine Gun with a flurry of off balance punches to the chest.
+Machine Gun jars Dwarf with a jab to the eye. Dwarf sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
+Dwarf belts Machine Gun with a pair of nasty punches to the temple.
-Machine Gun tries to land a volley of right punches to the chin, but Dwarf ducks.
-Dwarf attacks with a right left to the face, but he's too slow.
+Machine Gun shakes Dwarf with a flurry of punches to the nose.
+Dwarf hits with a volley of punches to the nose.
+Dwarf strikes with a volley of loud punches to the head.
+Dwarf wallops Machine Gun with a series of punches to the nose. Machine Gun backpedals to his own corner.
-Machine Gun tries to land a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Dwarf ties him up.
+Machine Gun hits with a pair of powerful punches to the mouth!
+Machine Gun hits Dwarf with a series of loud punches to the temple!! Dwarf doesn't seem bothered.
-Machine Gun fires a series of left punches to the nose, but Dwarf narrowly avoids it
+Machine Gun hits Dwarf with a flurry of heavy punches to the nose. Dwarf laughs!
+Dwarf pummels Machine Gun with a pair of heavy punches to the ribs!
+Dwarf tattoos Machine Gun with a barrage of powerful punches to the ribs.
+Dwarf wakes up the fans with a series of mean punches to the mouth.
-Machine Gun attacks with a barrage of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
-Machine Gun tries to land a volley of left punches to the nose, but falls short.
+Machine Gun hits with a volley of light punches to the chin!
+Dwarf suprises Machine Gun with a pair of solid punches to the chin.
+Machine Gun tags Dwarf with a series of solid punches to the jaw. Dwarf doesn't notice.
+Machine Gun fires a flurry of light punches to the nose!
+Dwarf hammers Machine Gun with a flurry of stinging punches to the chin.
+Dwarf rocks Machine Gun with a pair of commanding punches to the stomach. Machine Gun asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Machine Gun throws a right to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Dwarf backs up Machine Gun with a furious jab to the jaw. Machine Gun ignores it.
+Dwarf jolts Machine Gun with a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Dwarf wakes up the fans with a solid jab to the mouth.
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+Dwarf hits with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
+Machine Gun hurts Dwarf with a flurry of glancing punches to the nose.
+Dwarf hits Machine Gun with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw.
+Dwarf solidly lands a heavy jab to the nose.
+Dwarf lands a flurry of light punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack "Machine Gun" McGurn landed 48 of 92 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 86 of 99 punches.
Dopey Dwarf won the round 10-9
Dopey Dwarf is winning the fight 87-85
Machine Gun grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dwarf doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Machine Gun throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Dwarf stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
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+Dwarf annoys Machine Gun with a flurry of commanding hooks to the eye.
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-Machine Gun throws a pair of shots to the face, but Dwarf steps aside.
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+Dwarf smacks Machine Gun with a series of wild punches to the head.
-Machine Gun probes with a straight right to the eye, but Dwarf backs out of it.
+Dwarf strikes with a jab to the face.
+Machine Gun grazes Dwarf with a nasty sweeping right to the head.
+Dwarf wakes up the fans with a series of light punches to the eye.
+Dwarf annoys Machine Gun with a volley of solid punches to the solar plexus.
+Machine Gun shakes Dwarf with a series of punches to the head.
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-Machine Gun paws a right to the face, but is ineffective.
-Machine Gun charges with a barrage of left roundhouses to the face, but Dwarf backs out of it.
+Dwarf tags Machine Gun with a hard left to the chest!
+Machine Gun hits Dwarf with a flurry of light roundhouses to the mouth.
+Dwarf tags Machine Gun with a barrage of solid punches to the face.
+Dwarf fires a flurry of nice punches to the mouth! Machine Gun seems wobbly!
+Dwarf hammers Machine Gun with a series of light punches to the face.
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+Dwarf pokes Machine Gun with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Dwarf connects with a pair of nice punches to the head. Machine Gun gets mad!
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+Dwarf drills Machine Gun with a pair of off balance crosses to the head. Machine Gun asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dwarf hits Machine Gun with a barrage of glancing blows to the chest.
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+Dwarf pummels Machine Gun with a pair of nice punches to the chest!
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+Dwarf suprises Machine Gun with a right to the head. Machine Gun doesn't notice.
+Dwarf jolts Machine Gun with a barrage of vicious punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack "Machine Gun" McGurn landed 18 of 40 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 94 of 94 punches.
Dopey Dwarf won the round 10-9
Dopey Dwarf is winning the fight 97-94
Machine Gun is obviously tired.
Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Machine Gun throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Dwarf stays outside and uses his jab.
-Machine Gun probes with a series of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+Dwarf fires a barrage of furious punches to the ribs! Machine Gun beats a hasty retreat.
+Dwarf lashes out with a light sweeping right to the eye. Machine Gun doesn't notice.
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+Dwarf smacks Machine Gun with a volley of furious punches to the eye!
-Machine Gun attempts a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Dwarf ducks just in time.
+Dwarf throws a flurry of punches to the stomach!
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+Dwarf throws a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Machine Gun smashes Dwarf with a barrage of strong punches to the jaw!
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+Dwarf tags Machine Gun with a mean jab to the chest. Machine Gun backpedals to his own corner.
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-Machine Gun attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Dwarf throws a pair of furious punches to the face!
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+Dwarf pummels Machine Gun with a pair of blows to the jaw. Machine Gun ignores it.
+Dwarf connects with a volley of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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-Machine Gun attempts a volley of right uppercuts to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Machine Gun hits with a pair of loud blows to the face.
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+Dwarf pokes Machine Gun with a volley of solid punches to the chin.
+Dwarf hits with a flurry of mean punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack "Machine Gun" McGurn landed 16 of 38 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 83 of 85 punches.
Dopey Dwarf won the round 10-9
Dopey Dwarf is winning the fight 107-103
Machine Gun is obviously tired.
Dwarf grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Machine Gun throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Machine Gun strikes with a pair of quick punches to the temple.
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+Dwarf lands a roundhouse to the chest. Machine Gun seems wobbly!
+Dwarf hurts Machine Gun with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Dwarf takes charge with a volley of furious punches to the temple. Machine Gun retreats to the far corner.
-Machine Gun attacks with a series of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Dwarf fires a nice right to the jaw.
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+Dwarf throws a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Machine Gun launches a jab to the head, but Dwarf steps aside and laughs.
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+Dwarf pummels Machine Gun with a series of powerful punches to the ribs!
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-Machine Gun attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but falls short.
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+Dwarf stuns Machine Gun with a series of loud punches to the stomach.
+Dwarf wallops Machine Gun with a pair of powerful punches to the chin.
+Machine Gun throws a barrage of commanding hooks to the chin.
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+Dwarf lashes out with a pair of light punches to the jaw.
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+Dwarf tosses a heavy left to the head.
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+Dwarf stuns Machine Gun with a volley of stiff punches to the chin.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack "Machine Gun" McGurn landed 13 of 35 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 64 of 64 punches.
Dopey Dwarf won the round 10-9
Dopey Dwarf is winning the fight 117-112
Machine Gun is obviously tired.
Dwarf is obviously tired.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Jack "Machine Gun" McGurn 10-9
Round 2: Jack "Machine Gun" McGurn 10-9
Round 3: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 4: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 5: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 6: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 7: Jack "Machine Gun" McGurn 10-9
Round 8: Jack "Machine Gun" McGurn 10-9
Round 9: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 10: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 11: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 12: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Total Score: Dopey Dwarf 116-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Jack "Machine Gun" McGurn 10-9
Round 2: Jack "Machine Gun" McGurn 10-9
Round 3: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 4: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 5: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 6: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 7: Jack "Machine Gun" McGurn 10-9
Round 8: Jack "Machine Gun" McGurn 10-9
Round 9: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 10: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 11: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 12: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Total Score: Dopey Dwarf 116-112
Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Jack "Machine Gun" McGurn 10-9
Round 2: Jack "Machine Gun" McGurn 10-9
Round 3: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 4: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 5: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 6: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 7: Jack "Machine Gun" McGurn 10-9
Round 8: Jack "Machine Gun" McGurn 10-9
Round 9: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 10: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 11: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 12: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Total Score: Dopey Dwarf 116-112
Dopey Dwarf wins by decision!
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