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(Super-Lightweight) Earl Grey Teasipper defeated Fat Guts Snr. by split decision: 114-115, 115-114, 115-114.

Match Thursday, March 08, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 128 pounds (58 kilograms) is Fat Guts Snr.!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is Earl Grey Teasipper!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Fat Guts Snr. is using the ring. (using the ring)
Teasipper is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Teasipper tries to land a series of punches to the mouth, but Fat Guts Snr. escapes.
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+Teasipper clocks Fat Guts Snr. with a mean jab to the chest!!
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+Fat Guts Snr. attacks with a heavy straight right to the stomach. Teasipper sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Fat Guts Snr. throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Teasipper steps aside.
-Fat Guts Snr. charges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Teasipper covers himself well.
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+Fat Guts Snr. attacks with a jab to the chest.
-Teasipper probes with a series of right punches to the face, but Fat Guts Snr. steps aside.
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+Teasipper tags Fat Guts Snr. with a volley of light punches to the temple.
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-Teasipper attempts a series of punches to the face, but falls short.
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+Teasipper connects with a barrage of strong punches to the chest. Fat Guts Snr. retreats to the far corner.
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+Fat Guts Snr. suprises Teasipper with a volley of quick blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fat Guts Snr. landed 16 of 31 punches, and Earl Grey Teasipper landed 22 of 41 punches.

Fat Guts Snr. won the round 10-9

Fat Guts Snr. is winning the fight 10-9


Fat Guts Snr. doesn't want to stop fighting!

Teasipper doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Fat Guts Snr. is using the ring. (using the ring)
Teasipper is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Teasipper probes with a volley of right blows to the head, but misses.
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+Teasipper lashes out with a sweeping right to the eye.
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+Teasipper suprises Fat Guts Snr. with a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Fat Guts Snr. hits Teasipper with a series of punches to the chest!!
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+Teasipper tags Fat Guts Snr. with a volley of punches to the head.
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-Fat Guts Snr. fires a cross to the stomach, but Teasipper hides behind his gloves.
-Teasipper tries a volley of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Teasipper paws a flurry of left punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Fat Guts Snr. strikes with a series of powerful punches to the ribs.
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-Teasipper paws a flurry of punches to the face, but Fat Guts Snr. hides behind his gloves.
+Teasipper smashes Fat Guts Snr. with a heavy left to the head.
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+Fat Guts Snr. suprises Teasipper with a barrage of mean punches to the stomach!! Teasipper retreats to the far corner.
-Teasipper probes with a pair of punches to the eye, but Fat Guts Snr. leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fat Guts Snr. landed 16 of 31 punches, and Earl Grey Teasipper landed 27 of 53 punches.

Earl Grey Teasipper won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Fat Guts Snr. doesn't want to stop fighting!

Teasipper doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Fat Guts Snr. is using the ring. (using the ring)
Teasipper is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Fat Guts Snr. throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but Teasipper escapes.
+Fat Guts Snr. shakes Teasipper with a series of heavy punches to the ribs. Teasipper doesn't seem bothered.
+Teasipper belts Fat Guts Snr. with a pair of blows to the chin.
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+Teasipper hits with a barrage of punches to the ribs! Fat Guts Snr. retreats to the far corner.
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-Teasipper attacks with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Fat Guts Snr. ducks.
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+Teasipper hits with a volley of punches to the chest!
+Teasipper takes charge with a pair of punches to the eye.
+Teasipper throws a volley of heavy blows to the eye. Fat Guts Snr. grimaces in pain.
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+Teasipper punches Fat Guts Snr. with a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Teasipper tries to land a right left to the head, but Fat Guts Snr. blocks.
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+Teasipper tags Fat Guts Snr. with a jab to the face. Fat Guts Snr. ignores it.
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+Fat Guts Snr. tags Teasipper with a uppercut to the ribs.
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-Teasipper attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Teasipper charges with a pair of left punches to the chest, but Fat Guts Snr. ducks just in time.
+Fat Guts Snr. throws a series of glancing punches to the chest. Teasipper backpedals to his own corner.
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-Teasipper charges with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Fat Guts Snr. charges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Teasipper backs out of it.
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-Teasipper throws a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-Teasipper attempts a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Fat Guts Snr. leaps aside.
-Fat Guts Snr. fires a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Teasipper blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fat Guts Snr. landed 17 of 28 punches, and Earl Grey Teasipper landed 34 of 64 punches.

Earl Grey Teasipper won the round 10-9

Earl Grey Teasipper is winning the fight 29-28


Fat Guts Snr. doesn't want to stop fighting!

Teasipper doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Fat Guts Snr. is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teasipper is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Teasipper lunges with a series of left punches to the temple, but fails to score.
-Teasipper probes with a right straight right to the jaw, but Fat Guts Snr. stays away from it.
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+Teasipper smacks Fat Guts Snr. with a flurry of glancing punches to the nose.
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-Teasipper tries a flurry of right punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Teasipper fires a volley of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Teasipper attempts a volley of right punches to the chest, but Fat Guts Snr. beats a hasty retreat.
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+Teasipper nails Fat Guts Snr. with a pair of blows to the chin.
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+Teasipper smashes Fat Guts Snr. with a barrage of blows to the face.
+Teasipper solidly lands a series of punches to the temple. Fat Guts Snr. retreats to the far corner.
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+Fat Guts Snr. rocks Teasipper with a volley of heavy punches to the head. Teasipper asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Teasipper attacks with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Fat Guts Snr. ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fat Guts Snr. landed 6 of 8 punches, and Earl Grey Teasipper landed 29 of 63 punches.

Earl Grey Teasipper won the round 10-9

Earl Grey Teasipper is winning the fight 39-37


Fat Guts Snr. doesn't want to stop fighting!

Teasipper remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Fat Guts Snr. is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teasipper is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Teasipper probes with a series of right punches to the jaw, but Fat Guts Snr. beats a hasty retreat.
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+Teasipper lands a series of light punches to the temple.
+Teasipper scores with a volley of painful punches to the stomach. Fat Guts Snr. doesn't seem bothered.
+Teasipper pummels Fat Guts Snr. with a pair of solid punches to the stomach.
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-Teasipper lunges with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Teasipper lashes out with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Fat Guts Snr. covers himself well.
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-Teasipper attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-Teasipper tries to land a series of left punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Fat Guts Snr. jolts Teasipper with a flurry of mean punches to the ribs.
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+Teasipper nails Fat Guts Snr. with a quick cross to the chin.
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+Teasipper solidly lands a pair of painful punches to the eye. Fat Guts Snr. backpedals to his own corner.
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-Teasipper probes with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fat Guts Snr. landed 6 of 8 punches, and Earl Grey Teasipper landed 24 of 56 punches.

Earl Grey Teasipper won the round 10-9

Earl Grey Teasipper is winning the fight 49-46


Fat Guts Snr. doesn't want to stop fighting!

Teasipper remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Fat Guts Snr. is using the ring. (using the ring)
Teasipper is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Teasipper lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Fat Guts Snr. stays away from it.
+Teasipper belts Fat Guts Snr. with a volley of powerful punches to the head. Fat Guts Snr. backpedals to his own corner.
-Teasipper attempts a volley of left punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Teasipper attempts a series of right shots to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Fat Guts Snr. attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Teasipper attacks with Fat Guts Snr. with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Teasipper tattoos Fat Guts Snr. with a commanding jab to the mouth.
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+Fat Guts Snr. pokes Teasipper with a series of nasty punches to the chest!
-Fat Guts Snr. paws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Teasipper attempts a jab to the eye, but to no avail.
-Fat Guts Snr. probes with a jab to the stomach, but Teasipper covers himself well.
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+Teasipper hits with a pair of loud punches to the chest.
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-Teasipper lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Fat Guts Snr. hits Teasipper with a off balance jab to the stomach.
+Teasipper hammers Fat Guts Snr. with a flurry of vicious punches to the mouth. Fat Guts Snr. is hurt!
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+Fat Guts Snr. hits with a series of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fat Guts Snr. landed 20 of 32 punches, and Earl Grey Teasipper landed 25 of 58 punches.

Earl Grey Teasipper won the round 10-9

Earl Grey Teasipper is winning the fight 59-55


Fat Guts Snr. doesn't want to stop fighting!

Teasipper remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Fat Guts Snr. is using the ring. (using the ring)
Teasipper is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Fat Guts Snr. charges with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Teasipper deftly avoits it.
-Teasipper probes with a left to the chin, but Fat Guts Snr. escapes.
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-Teasipper paws a barrage of punches to the nose, but Fat Guts Snr. backs out of it.
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+Fat Guts Snr. strikes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Teasipper catches Fat Guts Snr. with a cross to the stomach.
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+Fat Guts Snr. thumps Teasipper with a jab to the ribs.
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-Teasipper paws a pair of right punches to the chest, but Fat Guts Snr. ducks just in time.
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+Fat Guts Snr. jars Teasipper with a mean roundhouse to the solar plexus.
+Teasipper slams Fat Guts Snr. with a flurry of powerful punches to the jaw.
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+Teasipper tosses a barrage of wild punches to the head. Fat Guts Snr. beats a hasty retreat.
-Teasipper tries to land a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Fat Guts Snr. takes it in the forearms.
+Teasipper pokes Fat Guts Snr. with a strong left to the eye.
-Teasipper fires a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Fat Guts Snr. leaps aside.
+Teasipper suprises Fat Guts Snr. with a barrage of punches to the face! Fat Guts Snr. beats a hasty retreat.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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-Teasipper attempts a left to the temple, but Fat Guts Snr. steps aside.
-Teasipper launches a series of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Fat Guts Snr. attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but Teasipper narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fat Guts Snr. landed 20 of 28 punches, and Earl Grey Teasipper landed 22 of 57 punches.

Fat Guts Snr. won the round 10-9

Earl Grey Teasipper is winning the fight 68-65


Fat Guts Snr. doesn't even want to rest!

Teasipper remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Fat Guts Snr. is using the ring. (using the ring)
Teasipper is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Fat Guts Snr. probes with a flurry of right blows to the temple, but falls short.
+Fat Guts Snr. lands a barrage of vicious punches to the eye.
+Fat Guts Snr. drills Teasipper with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Teasipper whacks Fat Guts Snr. with a series of light punches to the eye.
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-Teasipper attempts a series of right punches to the chest, but Fat Guts Snr. ducks just in time.
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+Fat Guts Snr. lashes out with a volley of wild punches to the mouth.
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+Teasipper lands a nice jab to the head.
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-Fat Guts Snr. probes with a right left to the temple, but Teasipper deftly avoits it.
+Teasipper annoys Fat Guts Snr. with a barrage of powerful punches to the head.
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+Teasipper solidly lands a series of quick punches to the eye.
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-Teasipper throws a pair of right blows to the jaw, but Fat Guts Snr. quickly backs away.
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-Teasipper attempts a left left to the chin, but misses.
-Teasipper tries a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Teasipper attacks with a volley of nice punches to the face.
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-Teasipper launches a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Fat Guts Snr. blocks.
+Fat Guts Snr. hits Teasipper with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Fat Guts Snr. landed 18 of 31 punches, and Earl Grey Teasipper landed 22 of 61 punches.

Fat Guts Snr. won the round 10-9

Earl Grey Teasipper is winning the fight 77-75


Fat Guts Snr. doesn't even want to rest!

Teasipper grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Fat Guts Snr. is using the ring. (using the ring)
Teasipper is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Fat Guts Snr. tries to land a series of left punches to the head, but Teasipper backs out of it.
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-Teasipper charges with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Teasipper tries a pair of left punches to the head, but to no avail.
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-Teasipper throws a jab to the chin, but Fat Guts Snr. covers himself well.
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+Teasipper backs up Fat Guts Snr. with a pair of punches to the nose.
-Teasipper tries to land a right jab to the mouth, but Fat Guts Snr. stays away from it.
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-Teasipper probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
+Fat Guts Snr. shakes Teasipper with a flurry of punches to the head.
-Teasipper fires a volley of right punches to the face, but Fat Guts Snr. escapes.
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+Fat Guts Snr. fires a pair of commanding punches to the head.
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-Fat Guts Snr. fires a volley of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Teasipper annoys Fat Guts Snr. with a barrage of solid punches to the head.
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+Teasipper hits Fat Guts Snr. with a pair of commanding punches to the chest.
-Fat Guts Snr. paws a pair of punches to the head, but Teasipper deftly avoits it.
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+Fat Guts Snr. hits with a pair of hard punches to the temple.
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+Teasipper hits Fat Guts Snr. with a volley of vicious punches to the chest.
-Teasipper attacks with a barrage of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Fat Guts Snr. landed 19 of 34 punches, and Earl Grey Teasipper landed 24 of 54 punches.

Fat Guts Snr. won the round 10-9

Earl Grey Teasipper is winning the fight 86-85


Fat Guts Snr. doesn't even want to rest!

Teasipper grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Fat Guts Snr. is using the ring. (using the ring)
Teasipper is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Teasipper throws a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Fat Guts Snr. deftly avoits it.
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+Fat Guts Snr. catches Teasipper with a volley of loud punches to the face!
-Teasipper attempts a series of punches to the mouth, but Fat Guts Snr. escapes.
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+Fat Guts Snr. hits with a series of heavy punches to the chin.
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-Teasipper tries a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Fat Guts Snr. ducks.
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-Fat Guts Snr. launches a flurry of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Teasipper wallops Fat Guts Snr. with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+Teasipper smacks Fat Guts Snr. with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Teasipper tries a series of left punches to the nose, but Fat Guts Snr. takes it in the forearms.
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+Teasipper scores with a pair of loud punches to the mouth. Fat Guts Snr. doesn't notice.
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-Teasipper attempts a flurry of left punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Teasipper stuns Fat Guts Snr. with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Fat Guts Snr. solidly lands a sweeping right to the head.
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-Fat Guts Snr. throws a pair of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fat Guts Snr. landed 19 of 33 punches, and Earl Grey Teasipper landed 23 of 57 punches.

Earl Grey Teasipper won the round 10-9

Earl Grey Teasipper is winning the fight 96-94


Fat Guts Snr. doesn't even want to rest!

Teasipper grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Fat Guts Snr. is using the ring. (using the ring)
Teasipper is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Fat Guts Snr. tries a volley of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
-Fat Guts Snr. probes with a left jab to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Fat Guts Snr. lashes out with a series of left punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Fat Guts Snr. annoys Teasipper with a series of nasty punches to the head.
+Fat Guts Snr. attacks with a volley of heavy punches to the face.
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-Fat Guts Snr. throws a barrage of left blows to the temple, but Teasipper deftly avoits it.
-Teasipper attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Fat Guts Snr. beats a hasty retreat.
-Fat Guts Snr. tries to land a barrage of punches to the temple, but Teasipper steps aside.
+Fat Guts Snr. stuns Teasipper with a commanding jab to the face.
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-Fat Guts Snr. throws a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Fat Guts Snr. jolts Teasipper with a series of nice punches to the nose.
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+Fat Guts Snr. punches Teasipper with a pair of off balance punches to the eye.
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-Fat Guts Snr. attempts a volley of punches to the head, but Teasipper blocks.
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+Fat Guts Snr. staggers Teasipper with a series of mean punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fat Guts Snr. landed 30 of 68 punches, and Earl Grey Teasipper landed 3 of 8 punches.

Fat Guts Snr. won the round 10-9

Earl Grey Teasipper is winning the fight 105-104


Fat Guts Snr. remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Teasipper grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Fat Guts Snr. bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
Teasipper is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Fat Guts Snr. lands a barrage of combinations to the head.
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+Fat Guts Snr. catches Teasipper with a vicious straight right to the head. Teasipper doesn't seem bothered.
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-Fat Guts Snr. fires a series of punches to the face, but Teasipper covers himself well.
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-Fat Guts Snr. tries a flurry of combinations to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Fat Guts Snr. attempts a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Teasipper ducks.
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-Fat Guts Snr. charges with a right jab to the mouth, but Teasipper leaps aside.
+Teasipper tags Fat Guts Snr. with a pair of off balance punches to the mouth.
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+Fat Guts Snr. lands a series of punches to the head!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fat Guts Snr. landed 17 of 37 punches, and Earl Grey Teasipper landed 6 of 8 punches.

Fat Guts Snr. won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Fat Guts Snr. remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Teasipper grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Fat Guts Snr. 10-9
Round 2: Earl Grey Teasipper 10-9
Round 3: Earl Grey Teasipper 10-9
Round 4: Earl Grey Teasipper 10-9
Round 5: Earl Grey Teasipper 10-9
Round 6: Earl Grey Teasipper 10-9
Round 7: Fat Guts Snr. 10-9
Round 8: Fat Guts Snr. 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Fat Guts Snr. 10-9
Round 11: Fat Guts Snr. 10-9
Round 12: Fat Guts Snr. 10-9

Total Score: Fat Guts Snr. 115-114


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Fat Guts Snr. 10-9
Round 2: Earl Grey Teasipper 10-9
Round 3: Earl Grey Teasipper 10-9
Round 4: Earl Grey Teasipper 10-9
Round 5: Earl Grey Teasipper 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Fat Guts Snr. 10-9
Round 8: Fat Guts Snr. 10-9
Round 9: Earl Grey Teasipper 10-9
Round 10: Earl Grey Teasipper 10-9
Round 11: Fat Guts Snr. 10-9
Round 12: Fat Guts Snr. 10-9

Total Score: Earl Grey Teasipper 115-114


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Fat Guts Snr. 10-9
Round 2: Earl Grey Teasipper 10-9
Round 3: Earl Grey Teasipper 10-9
Round 4: Earl Grey Teasipper 10-9
Round 5: Earl Grey Teasipper 10-9
Round 6: Earl Grey Teasipper 10-9
Round 7: Fat Guts Snr. 10-9
Round 8: Fat Guts Snr. 10-9
Round 9: Earl Grey Teasipper 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Fat Guts Snr. 10-9
Round 12: Fat Guts Snr. 10-9

Total Score: Earl Grey Teasipper 115-114

Earl Grey Teasipper wins by decision!