Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\838490.htm on local disk...(Toughman) Slim Sissy defeated Teemu "Puckman" Selanne by knockout (KO) in round 2.Match Saturday, March 03, 2012In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 217 pounds (98 kilograms) is Teemu "Puckman" Selanne!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 6 inches (198 centimeters) tall weighing in at 285 pounds (129 kilograms) is Slim Sissy!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Puckman fights inside. (inside)
Sissy stays outside and uses his jab.
+Puckman tosses a volley of glancing shots to the stomach.
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-Puckman attempts a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but Sissy hides behind his gloves.
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-Puckman fires a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Sissy wallops Puckman with a flurry of stiff punches to the head.
+Sissy pummels Puckman with a barrage of hard punches to the temple. Puckman retreats to the far corner.
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-Puckman attempts a left roundhouse to the ribs, but Sissy hides behind his gloves.
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+Sissy pops Puckman with a volley of stiff blows to the ribs.
Sissy lands a blood spattering uppercut and Puckman falls senseless!!
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Puckman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Puckman pokes Sissy with a series of stinging blows to the ribs.
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+Puckman punches Sissy with a barrage of wild blows to the ribs!
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+Sissy rocks Puckman with a flurry of punches to the face!
-Puckman throws a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Sissy escapes.
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+Puckman fires a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs.
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The fighters study each other.
+Sissy backs up Puckman with a uppercut to the temple.
Sissy lands a vicious right blow to the head and Puckman is knocked down!!
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Puckman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Sissy hits with a volley of off balance punches to the nose.
+Sissy connects with a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Teemu "Puckman" Selanne landed 11 of 39 punches, and Slim Sissy landed 33 of 33 punches.
Slim Sissy won the round 10-7
Slim Sissy is winning the fight 10-7
Puckman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.
Sissy doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Puckman fights inside. (inside)
Sissy stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Puckman attempts a series of right punches to the stomach, but Sissy covers himself well.
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-Puckman launches a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Sissy backs out of it.
+Sissy annoys Puckman with a uppercut to the mouth.
Sissy lands a well placed right uppercut and Puckman is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Puckman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Sissy catches Puckman with a pair of commanding punches to the jaw.
Sissy lands a mighty left hook and Puckman is knocked off his feet!!
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He's Out!
Slim Sissy wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Puckman can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Sissy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The doctor won't let Teemu "Puckman" Selanne continue the fight! Slim Sissy wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Slim Sissy 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Slim Sissy 10-7
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Slim Sissy 10-7
Slim Sissy wins by a knockout!
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