Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\837955.htm on local disk...(Super-Heavyweight) Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili defeated jbird by unanimous decision: 120-115, 120-115, 120-115.Match Saturday, February 25, 2012In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 224 pounds (102 kilograms) is jbird!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 345 pounds (156 kilograms) is Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Jbird covers up.
Occupy covers up.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
jbird landed 4 of 8 punches, and Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili landed 4 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Jbird doesn't want to stop fighting!
Occupy doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Jbird covers up.
Occupy covers up.
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-Occupy attempts a pair of blows to the nose, but he's too slow.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
jbird landed 4 of 8 punches, and Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili landed 4 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Jbird doesn't want to stop fighting!
Occupy doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Jbird covers up.
Occupy covers up.
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-Jbird paws a left roundhouse to the face, but to no avail.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
jbird landed 3 of 8 punches, and Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili landed 4 of 9 punches.
Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili won the round 10-9
Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili is winning the fight 30-29
Jbird doesn't want to stop fighting!
Occupy doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Jbird covers up.
Occupy covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
jbird landed 4 of 7 punches, and Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili landed 4 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili is winning the fight 40-39
Jbird doesn't want to stop fighting!
Occupy doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Jbird covers up.
Occupy covers up.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
jbird landed 4 of 8 punches, and Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili landed 4 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili is winning the fight 50-49
Jbird doesn't want to stop fighting!
Occupy doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Jbird covers up.
Occupy covers up.
-Jbird throws a volley of left blows to the head, but Occupy steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
jbird landed 3 of 8 punches, and Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili landed 4 of 8 punches.
Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili won the round 10-9
Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili is winning the fight 60-58
Jbird doesn't want to stop fighting!
Occupy doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 7
Jbird covers up.
Occupy covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
jbird landed 4 of 8 punches, and Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili landed 4 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili is winning the fight 70-68
Jbird doesn't want to stop fighting!
Occupy doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 8
Jbird covers up.
Occupy covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
jbird landed 3 of 8 punches, and Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili landed 4 of 8 punches.
Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili won the round 10-9
Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili is winning the fight 80-77
Jbird doesn't want to stop fighting!
Occupy doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 9
Jbird covers up.
Occupy covers up.
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-Jbird probes with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
BELL
According to the commentator:
jbird landed 4 of 8 punches, and Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili landed 4 of 9 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili is winning the fight 90-87
Jbird doesn't want to stop fighting!
Occupy doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 10
Jbird covers up.
Occupy covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
jbird landed 4 of 7 punches, and Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili landed 4 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili is winning the fight 100-97
Jbird doesn't want to stop fighting!
Occupy doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 11
Jbird covers up.
Occupy covers up.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
jbird landed 3 of 8 punches, and Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili landed 4 of 8 punches.
Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili won the round 10-9
Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili is winning the fight 110-106
Jbird doesn't want to stop fighting!
Occupy doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 12
Jbird covers up.
Occupy covers up.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
jbird landed 3 of 8 punches, and Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili landed 4 of 8 punches.
Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili won the round 10-9
Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili is winning the fight 120-115
Jbird doesn't want to stop fighting!
Occupy doesn't want to stop fighting!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili 10-9
Round 12: Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili 10-9
Total Score: Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili 120-115
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili 10-9
Round 12: Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili 10-9
Total Score: Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili 120-115
Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili 10-9
Round 12: Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili 10-9
Total Score: Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili 120-115
Occupy - the bathroom because I ate chili wins by decision!
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