Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\836181.htm on local disk...(Light-Heavyweight) bring back the biff defeated Dickhead by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.Match Friday, February 03, 2012In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 132 pounds (60 kilograms) is bring back the biff!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 172 pounds (78 kilograms) is Dickhead!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
+Dickhead nails Bring with a series of blows to the solar plexus. Bring sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Dickhead tries to land a series of left shots to the chest, but Bring ducks.
+Dickhead wallops Bring with a barrage of vicious shots to the ribs.
-Dickhead launches a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Dickhead punches Bring with a volley of blows to the stomach. Bring covers up.
+Dickhead drills Bring with a barrage of off balance shots to the stomach!! Bring backpedals to his own corner.
+Dickhead hits Bring with a jab to the ribs.
+Dickhead annoys Bring with a quick right to the ribs.
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-Dickhead paws a volley of blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Bring punches Dickhead with a series of hard blows to the chin.
+Dickhead lands a pair of painful punches to the chest.
-Dickhead probes with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Bring steps aside.
+Dickhead throws a barrage of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dickhead fires a pair of light punches to the chest. Bring beats a hasty retreat.
-Dickhead attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Dickhead tosses a series of shots to the chest. Bring sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dickhead hammers Bring with a volley of vicious blows to the chest.
+Dickhead hits with a series of painful blows to the ribs.
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+Dickhead hits with a flurry of light blows to the ribs.
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-Dickhead launches a uppercut to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Dickhead tosses a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead hurts Bring with a flurry of commanding shots to the ribs.
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+Dickhead whacks Bring with a pair of blows to the ribs. Bring gets mad!
+Dickhead attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Dickhead hits Bring with a nice straight right to the chest.
-Dickhead attempts a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Dickhead hurts Bring with a pair of heavy shots to the chest.
+Dickhead fires a barrage of painful blows to the ribs.
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+Dickhead annoys Bring with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead jars Bring with a flurry of nasty blows to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead suprises Bring with a off balance hook to the stomach.
BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 7 of 7 punches, and Dickhead landed 101 of 136 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 10-9
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
+Dickhead jars Bring with a pair of punches to the chest. Bring falls against the ropes!
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+Dickhead hurts Bring with a pair of punches to the chest.
-Dickhead tries to land a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Dickhead tries to land a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Bring ducks just in time.
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-Dickhead launches a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Bring stays away from it.
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+Dickhead clocks Bring with a left to the solar plexus.
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+Dickhead pounds Bring with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead lands a flurry of light punches to the ribs. Bring shakes his head to clear it.
-Dickhead lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Bring steps aside.
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-Dickhead attempts a series of left blows to the ribs, but Bring leaps aside.
+Dickhead connects with a pair of shots to the stomach.
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+Dickhead stuns Bring with a series of shots to the stomach.
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+Dickhead slams Bring with a light left to the chest.
-Dickhead throws a pair of left blows to the chest, but Bring backs out of it.
-Dickhead attempts a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Bring steps aside.
+Dickhead hits with a pair of stinging blows to the ribs.
-Dickhead throws a right hook to the solar plexus, but Bring narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead attacks with a pair of right blows to the chest, but Bring steps aside and laughs.
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-Dickhead throws a jab to the chest, but falls short.
+Bring attacks with a series of wild punches to the ribs. Dickhead sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dickhead hits with a volley of strong shots to the ribs. Bring asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dickhead attacks with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead attacks with a series of furious shots to the solar plexus.
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-Dickhead throws a volley of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead fires a uppercut to the solar plexus, but Bring beats a hasty retreat.
+Dickhead pounds Bring with a pair of furious blows to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 7 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 79 of 145 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 20-18
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead is obviously tired.
ROUND 3
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
+Dickhead strikes with a flurry of stiff punches to the stomach. Bring asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dickhead lands a stinging jab to the chest.
-Dickhead fires a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Bring covers himself well.
+Dickhead scores with a volley of blows to the ribs.
-Dickhead paws a volley of shots to the stomach, but Bring quickly backs away.
+Dickhead suprises Bring with a pair of wild blows to the stomach!
-Dickhead charges with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Bring stays away from it.
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+Dickhead smacks Bring with a volley of blows to the stomach.
-Dickhead throws a jab to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-Dickhead fires a pair of right blows to the ribs, but Bring ties him up.
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-Dickhead fires a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but Bring blocks.
+Bring hits Dickhead with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Dickhead hits Bring with a barrage of vicious blows to the chest.
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-Dickhead attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Bring ties him up.
-Dickhead tries to land a series of shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
-Dickhead throws a pair of blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Dickhead tries a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Dickhead whacks Bring with a volley of stinging shots to the ribs.
-Dickhead throws a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Bring ducks just in time.
+Bring backs up Dickhead with a barrage of strong shots to the stomach.
-Dickhead probes with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Dickhead launches a volley of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Dickhead lashes out with a pair of left blows to the stomach, but Bring stays away from it.
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+Dickhead lands a series of shots to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead fires a series of blows to the stomach, but Bring deftly avoits it.
-Dickhead probes with a volley of right punches to the chest, but Bring steps aside.
+Dickhead tosses a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Dickhead shakes Bring with a pair of heavy blows to the chest.
-Dickhead lunges with a left sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Bring backs out of it.
-Dickhead lunges with a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+Dickhead wallops Bring with a volley of blows to the solar plexus. Bring hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dickhead tries a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Bring steps aside.
+Dickhead tattoos Bring with a strong jab to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead suprises Bring with a series of shots to the ribs!!
BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 8 of 9 punches, and Dickhead landed 56 of 143 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 30-27
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead looks exhausted.
ROUND 4
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
-Dickhead lashes out with a series of blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead fires a series of left shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead fires a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Dickhead hits Bring with a pair of vicious blows to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead jolts Bring with a pair of blows to the solar plexus. Bring sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Dickhead attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Dickhead lashes out with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Bring steps aside.
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+Dickhead lands a left to the ribs.
-Dickhead throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dickhead paws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Dickhead hammers Bring with a pair of off balance shots to the stomach!
-Dickhead lunges with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Bring deftly avoits it.
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+Dickhead lands a series of blows to the chest.
-Dickhead probes with a series of blows to the stomach, but Bring narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Bring covers himself well.
+Dickhead suprises Bring with a series of hard shots to the stomach. Bring shakes his head to clear it.
-Dickhead probes with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Bring narrowly avoids it
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-Dickhead lashes out with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead tries a barrage of punches to the chest, but Bring hides behind his gloves.
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+Bring attacks with a right to the head. Dickhead grimaces in pain.
+Dickhead annoys Bring with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Dickhead throws a flurry of painful shots to the stomach.
-Dickhead launches a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Dickhead pokes Bring with a flurry of wild shots to the chest.
+Dickhead wakes up the fans with a barrage of furious blows to the ribs. Bring quickly recovers.
-Dickhead charges with a left cross to the stomach, but falls short.
-Dickhead attempts a pair of left punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead attempts a left right to the chest, but Bring narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead launches a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-Dickhead throws a pair of shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Dickhead lashes out with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Bring covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 7 of 7 punches, and Dickhead landed 46 of 154 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 40-36
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 5
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
-Dickhead probes with a series of punches to the chest, but Bring backs out of it.
-Dickhead probes with a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Bring quickly backs away.
-Dickhead paws a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Bring ducks.
+Dickhead connects with a pair of punches to the chest.
-Dickhead throws a volley of left shots to the stomach, but Bring beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bring drills Dickhead with a volley of mean punches to the chest.
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+Dickhead slams Bring with a cross to the stomach! Bring backpedals to his own corner.
-Dickhead launches a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Dickhead attempts a left hook to the solar plexus, but Bring covers himself well.
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-Dickhead paws a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Bring hides behind his gloves.
-Dickhead tries to land a flurry of left shots to the chest, but Bring takes it in the forearms.
-Dickhead paws a series of blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Bring hides behind his gloves.
-Dickhead throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but Bring deftly avoits it.
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-Dickhead probes with a hook to the chest, but Bring ties him up.
-Dickhead tries a right jab to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-Dickhead charges with a pair of shots to the stomach, but Bring covers himself well.
-Dickhead lunges with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Bring blocks.
+Dickhead lands a flurry of hard shots to the stomach.
+Dickhead catches Bring with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead punches Bring with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dickhead pops Bring with a solid left to the stomach!
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-Dickhead launches a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Bring escapes.
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-Dickhead attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but Bring blocks.
-Dickhead attempts a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Dickhead catches Bring with a pair of hard blows to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 8 of 9 punches, and Dickhead landed 36 of 142 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 50-45
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 6
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-Dickhead lashes out with a series of blows to the ribs, but Bring takes it in the forearms.
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-Dickhead tries a right jab to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Dickhead grazes Bring with a pair of shots to the stomach.
-Dickhead lashes out with a volley of shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Dickhead tosses a barrage of vicious blows to the solar plexus. Bring is hurt!
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of shots to the chest, but Bring covers himself well.
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-Dickhead launches a cross to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Dickhead lunges with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Bring hides behind his gloves.
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-Dickhead attempts a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Bring steps aside and laughs.
-Dickhead fires a series of right punches to the chest, but Bring deftly avoits it.
+Dickhead attacks with a jab to the ribs.
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-Dickhead throws a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Bring leaps aside.
+Dickhead thumps Bring with a series of light blows to the stomach.
+Bring strikes with a pair of mean punches to the jaw. Bring strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Dickhead can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
bring back the biff wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
Round 5: Dickhead 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
Round 5: Dickhead 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
Round 5: Dickhead 10-9
bring back the biff wins by a technical knockout!
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