Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\835686.htm on local disk...(Light-Heavyweight) bring back the biff defeated Dickhead by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.Match Friday, January 27, 2012In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 134 pounds (61 kilograms) is bring back the biff!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 172 pounds (78 kilograms) is Dickhead!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
+Dickhead hits with a series of stinging shots to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead punches Bring with a flurry of blows to the chest.
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+Dickhead hits with a volley of solid blows to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead jars Bring with a flurry of nasty shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dickhead hits Bring with a series of commanding shots to the ribs. Bring is hurt!
-Dickhead tries to land a right sweeping right to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Dickhead nails Bring with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead clocks Bring with a off balance uppercut to the chest.
-Dickhead paws a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but Bring narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead charges with a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Dickhead tries to land a pair of right shots to the chest, but fails to score.
+Dickhead throws a barrage of blows to the ribs.
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+Dickhead stuns Bring with a flurry of wild blows to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead tattoos Bring with a series of loud shots to the chest.
+Dickhead hits Bring with a series of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
+Bring tags Dickhead with a volley of punches to the nose.
+Dickhead backs up Bring with a pair of wild blows to the ribs. Bring seems wobbly!
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+Dickhead fires a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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+Dickhead lands a flurry of powerful blows to the stomach!!
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+Dickhead connects with a flurry of wild blows to the chest!! Bring ignores it.
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-Dickhead attempts a volley of right blows to the chest, but Bring steps aside.
+Dickhead connects with a flurry of hard punches to the ribs. Bring quickly recovers.
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+Dickhead punches Bring with a quick hook to the solar plexus. Bring sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Dickhead fires a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Bring escapes.
+Dickhead lands a flurry of punches to the ribs. Bring covers up.
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+Dickhead clocks Bring with a stinging cross to the stomach.
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+Dickhead pounds Bring with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dickhead catches Bring with a series of quick punches to the stomach!
+Dickhead thumps Bring with a series of solid punches to the ribs.
+Dickhead lands a flurry of blows to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 99 of 136 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 10-9
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
+Bring slams Dickhead with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Dickhead throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Dickhead probes with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Dickhead slams Bring with a pair of blows to the chest.
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+Dickhead suprises Bring with a jab to the stomach. Bring seems wobbly!
+Dickhead punches Bring with a mean roundhouse to the chest.
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-Dickhead probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Bring deftly avoits it.
-Dickhead lashes out with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Bring covers himself well.
+Dickhead clocks Bring with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dickhead charges with a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
-Dickhead throws a series of right blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Dickhead attacks with a flurry of blows to the chest.
+Dickhead throws a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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-Dickhead lunges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
+Dickhead scores with a volley of blows to the ribs.
+Bring jars Dickhead with a flurry of mean shots to the nose.
-Dickhead probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but Bring beats a hasty retreat.
-Dickhead lashes out with a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Dickhead hits Bring with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Dickhead tags Bring with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
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-Dickhead tries to land a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Bring narrowly avoids it
+Dickhead hits with a flurry of stiff shots to the ribs. Bring beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dickhead tattoos Bring with a cross to the stomach.
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-Dickhead probes with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Bring leaps aside.
+Dickhead drills Bring with a volley of punches to the chest.
-Dickhead tries a jab to the chest, but only hits air.
-Dickhead tries to land a pair of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dickhead tags Bring with a pair of solid shots to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead pummels Bring with a series of nice shots to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 7 of 7 punches, and Dickhead landed 74 of 141 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 20-18
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead is obviously tired.
ROUND 3
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
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-Dickhead tries to land a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Bring leaps aside.
+Dickhead lands a barrage of shots to the chest.
-Dickhead lunges with a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but Bring covers himself well.
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+Dickhead hits with a vicious jab to the chest.
-Dickhead attempts a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Bring hides behind his gloves.
-Dickhead fires a series of left blows to the stomach, but Bring quickly backs away.
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+Dickhead whacks Bring with a volley of wild shots to the chest. Bring hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dickhead probes with a left to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Dickhead tags Bring with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead probes with a pair of left shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Dickhead lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but misses.
+Bring tosses a sweeping right to the head!! Dickhead quickly recovers.
-Dickhead attempts a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Bring hides behind his gloves.
-Dickhead lashes out with a flurry of shots to the chest, but misses.
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-Dickhead attacks with a volley of shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Dickhead takes charge with a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead paws a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but Bring escapes.
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+Dickhead pummels Bring with a series of shots to the ribs. Bring is hurt!
-Dickhead tries to land a series of right shots to the chest, but Bring ducks.
-Dickhead lunges with a volley of left blows to the chest, but to no avail.
+Dickhead hits with a hard jab to the ribs. Bring gets mad!
+Dickhead annoys Bring with a pair of vicious shots to the ribs.
+Dickhead throws a strong uppercut to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead throws a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Dickhead connects with a flurry of blows to the chest.
-Dickhead throws a hook to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Dickhead attacks with a flurry of wild punches to the chest.
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+Dickhead scores with a series of punches to the chest.
-Dickhead launches a series of right shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Dickhead launches a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but Bring narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 63 of 140 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 30-27
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead looks exhausted.
ROUND 4
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
-Dickhead attacks with a volley of shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Dickhead probes with a right roundhouse to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dickhead throws a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Bring ties him up.
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-Dickhead attempts a left cross to the stomach, but Bring beats a hasty retreat.
-Dickhead tries to land a left roundhouse to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Dickhead probes with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Bring ties him up.
+Dickhead pounds Bring with a barrage of glancing shots to the stomach.
-Dickhead throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Dickhead attacks with a series of blows to the ribs. Bring doesn't seem bothered.
-Dickhead attempts a left to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Dickhead throws a flurry of off balance blows to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead lashes out with a pair of punches to the stomach, but misses.
+Dickhead attacks with a series of nasty blows to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead pops Bring with a volley of painful shots to the ribs. Bring doesn't seem bothered.
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-Dickhead throws a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Bring takes it in the forearms.
+Dickhead pummels Bring with a strong straight right to the ribs!!
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-Dickhead tries a barrage of left shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dickhead lunges with a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Dickhead lunges with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Bring hides behind his gloves.
+Dickhead lands a barrage of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dickhead connects with a series of hard blows to the stomach.
-Dickhead charges with a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but Bring narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead lashes out with a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-Dickhead charges with a series of left punches to the chest, but goes wide.
-Dickhead tries a series of right punches to the stomach, but Bring narrowly avoids it
+Bring belts Dickhead with a barrage of shots to the chin. Dickhead asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dickhead tattoos Bring with a volley of wild shots to the solar plexus.
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-Dickhead launches a barrage of shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 7 of 7 punches, and Dickhead landed 43 of 138 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 40-36
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 5
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
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-Dickhead lashes out with a series of right punches to the stomach, but Bring ties him up.
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-Dickhead throws a left roundhouse to the chest, but misses.
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-Dickhead tries to land a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Bring beats a hasty retreat.
+Dickhead hammers Bring with a roundhouse to the ribs.
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-Dickhead attempts a series of shots to the chest, but Bring blocks.
-Dickhead attempts a series of left shots to the ribs, but Bring escapes.
-Dickhead fires a series of right blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Dickhead throws a series of stiff punches to the chest.
+Dickhead drills Bring with a painful sweeping right to the solar plexus!
+Bring lashes out with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Dickhead drills Bring with a off balance right to the solar plexus. Bring asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Dickhead backs up Bring with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus!!
-Dickhead throws a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Bring ties him up.
-Dickhead attacks with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Dickhead attempts a pair of shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Dickhead connects with a powerful left to the ribs.
-Dickhead lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Bring covers himself well.
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-Dickhead probes with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Bring beats a hasty retreat.
+Dickhead annoys Bring with a powerful cross to the stomach. Bring doesn't seem bothered.
-Dickhead throws a jab to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Dickhead attempts a uppercut to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Dickhead probes with a pair of shots to the chest, but Bring beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dickhead tries to land a left right to the stomach, but Bring steps aside.
-Dickhead fires a series of blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
+Dickhead lands a series of solid shots to the solar plexus. Bring asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Dickhead lashes out with a pair of shots to the chest, but Bring quickly backs away.
-Dickhead fires a right left to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
-Dickhead throws a pair of shots to the ribs, but Bring hides behind his gloves.
-Dickhead tries a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Dickhead attacks with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Bring ducks just in time.
BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 7 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 34 of 150 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 50-45
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 6
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
+Bring fires a volley of wild shots to the head. Dickhead doesn't notice.
Bring lands a resounding blow to the head and Dickhead's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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FIVE
Dickhead struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Bring punches Dickhead with a flurry of nice punches to the jaw.
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-Dickhead fires a uppercut to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Dickhead hurts Bring with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead strikes with a flurry of blows to the ribs!
-Dickhead charges with a right jab to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Bring catches Dickhead with a barrage of powerful blows to the chin. Bring sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Dickhead's manager throws in the towel! The Referee stops the fight!
bring back the biff wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
Round 5: Dickhead 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
Round 5: Dickhead 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
Round 5: Dickhead 10-9
bring back the biff wins by a technical knockout!
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