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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\835310.htm on local disk...(Super-Heavyweight) Human Growth Hormone defeated Bitter Beer Face by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.Match Saturday, January 21, 2012In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 462 pounds (210 kilograms) is Human Growth Hormone!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 310 pounds (141 kilograms) is Bitter Beer Face!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Hormone backpedals and jabs.
Bitter looks for the right opportunity.
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-Bitter tries a pair of left shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Hormone suprises Bitter with a left to the ribs.
-Bitter tries to land a pair of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
+Hormone attacks with a nasty sweeping right to the temple. Bitter sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Hormone jars Bitter with a jab to the mouth.
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+Hormone throws a barrage of off balance punches to the eye.
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-Bitter lashes out with a series of left shots to the chest, but Hormone steps aside.
-Bitter tries a volley of blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Hormone tattoos Bitter with a pair of punches to the head. Bitter covers up.
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-Bitter attempts a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Hormone quickly backs away.
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-Bitter launches a pair of right punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Hormone hits with a volley of hard punches to the ribs.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Human Growth Hormone landed 32 of 34 punches, and Bitter Beer Face landed 4 of 37 punches.
Human Growth Hormone won the round 10-9
Human Growth Hormone is winning the fight 10-9
Hormone doesn't want to stop fighting!
Bitter doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Hormone backpedals and jabs.
Bitter looks for the right opportunity.
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-Bitter attempts a uppercut to the chest, but Hormone stays away from it.
-Bitter tries to land a roundhouse to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Bitter throws a pair of shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Bitter launches a left right to the stomach, but misses.
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+Hormone solidly lands a series of punches to the head.
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-Bitter paws a barrage of left blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Hormone rocks Bitter with a pair of nice punches to the eye.
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+Hormone nails Bitter with a series of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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-Bitter lunges with a volley of right shots to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Hormone attacks with a flurry of punches to the nose!!
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+Hormone punches Bitter with a pair of off balance punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Human Growth Hormone landed 30 of 30 punches, and Bitter Beer Face landed 4 of 39 punches.
Human Growth Hormone won the round 10-9
Human Growth Hormone is winning the fight 20-18
Hormone doesn't even want to rest!
Bitter doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Hormone backpedals and jabs.
Bitter looks for the right opportunity.
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-Bitter tries a right straight right to the solar plexus, but Hormone covers himself well.
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-Bitter tries a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Bitter probes with a volley of right shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Hormone wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Hormone tosses a series of shots to the ribs.
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-Bitter launches a barrage of right blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Hormone punches Bitter with a pair of loud shots to the stomach.
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+Hormone fires a pair of furious punches to the head.
+Hormone hurts Bitter with a volley of stiff punches to the chest. Bitter retreats to the far corner.
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-Bitter attacks with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Hormone backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Human Growth Hormone landed 31 of 31 punches, and Bitter Beer Face landed 4 of 40 punches.
Human Growth Hormone won the round 10-9
Human Growth Hormone is winning the fight 30-27
Hormone doesn't even want to rest!
Bitter doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Hormone is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bitter looks for the right opportunity.
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-Bitter attacks with a pair of shots to the chin, but Hormone beats a hasty retreat.
-Bitter lunges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Hormone covers himself well.
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-Bitter throws a pair of left shots to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Bitter attempts a right cross to the face, but misses completely.
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+Bitter belts Hormone with a blow to the groin! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
-Bitter fires a barrage of shots to the head, but misses.
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-Bitter tries a series of left punches to the head, but Hormone takes it in the forearms.
+Hormone wakes up the fans with a pair of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Human Growth Hormone landed 6 of 8 punches, and Bitter Beer Face landed 4 of 37 punches.
Bitter Beer Face won the round 10-9
Human Growth Hormone is winning the fight 39-37
Hormone doesn't even want to rest!
Bitter doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Hormone backpedals and jabs.
Bitter looks for the right opportunity.
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+Hormone belts Bitter with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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-Bitter paws a series of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Hormone fires a solid jab to the solar plexus!!
-Bitter attacks with a left left to the ribs, but Hormone hides behind his gloves.
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-Bitter fires a pair of right blows to the ribs, but Hormone escapes.
-Bitter tries a volley of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Hormone tosses a series of vicious blows to the head.
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+Hormone lands a volley of solid punches to the eye.
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+Hormone fires a hard straight right to the eye. Bitter retreats to the far corner.
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-Bitter attempts a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Hormone ducks.
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-Bitter attempts a barrage of left blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
-Bitter throws a pair of left blows to the stomach, but Hormone blocks.
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+Hormone thumps Bitter with a volley of solid punches to the eye. Bitter doesn't notice.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Human Growth Hormone landed 33 of 33 punches, and Bitter Beer Face landed 4 of 44 punches.
Human Growth Hormone won the round 10-9
Human Growth Hormone is winning the fight 49-46
Hormone doesn't even want to rest!
Bitter doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Hormone backpedals and jabs.
Bitter looks for the right opportunity.
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-Bitter fires a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Hormone blocks.
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-Bitter tries to land a volley of punches to the chest, but Hormone leaps aside.
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-Bitter probes with a pair of left blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Hormone lashes out with a solid straight right to the mouth.
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-Bitter charges with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Hormone stays away from it.
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-Bitter paws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Human Growth Hormone landed 8 of 8 punches, and Bitter Beer Face landed 3 of 39 punches.
Bitter Beer Face won the round 10-9
Human Growth Hormone is winning the fight 58-56
Hormone doesn't even want to rest!
Bitter doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Hormone is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bitter looks for the right opportunity.
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-Bitter fires a right sweeping right to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Hormone annoys Bitter with a volley of hard punches to the mouth.
+Hormone stuns Bitter with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
-Hormone paws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Hormone connects with a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach.
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-Bitter fires a volley of punches to the stomach, but Hormone stays away from it.
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-Bitter launches a volley of left shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Hormone tosses a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Bitter probes with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Hormone blocks.
-Bitter throws a barrage of left shots to the chest, but Hormone beats a hasty retreat.
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-Bitter attempts a series of right shots to the chest, but Hormone ties him up.
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+Hormone wakes up the fans with a volley of light punches to the face.
-Bitter throws a pair of right blows to the ribs, but Hormone covers himself well.
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-Bitter probes with a pair of shots to the chest, but Hormone blocks.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Human Growth Hormone landed 42 of 47 punches, and Bitter Beer Face landed 4 of 43 punches.
Human Growth Hormone won the round 10-9
Human Growth Hormone is winning the fight 68-65
Hormone remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bitter doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Hormone is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bitter looks for the right opportunity.
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+Hormone smacks Bitter with a volley of nasty punches to the face.
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-Bitter probes with a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but Hormone ducks just in time.
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-Bitter attacks with a pair of left blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Hormone attempts a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Bitter beats a hasty retreat.
+Hormone lands a volley of loud punches to the jaw!! Bitter laughs!
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+Hormone throws a series of vicious punches to the mouth! Bitter gets mad!
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-Bitter tries a series of punches to the chest, but Hormone hides behind his gloves.
+Hormone pummels Bitter with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Hormone solidly lands a pair of commanding punches to the nose.
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-Bitter attempts a straight right to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Bitter lunges with a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but Hormone backs out of it.
-Bitter paws a series of shots to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Hormone connects with a barrage of solid punches to the jaw.
-Bitter probes with a right hook to the stomach, but Hormone leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Human Growth Hormone landed 31 of 39 punches, and Bitter Beer Face landed 4 of 38 punches.
Human Growth Hormone won the round 10-9
Human Growth Hormone is winning the fight 78-74
Hormone remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bitter doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Hormone is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bitter is brawling. (inside)
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-Bitter launches a pair of blows to the head, but Hormone narrowly avoids it
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-Bitter probes with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Bitter attempts a volley of right punches to the temple, but Hormone steps aside.
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-Bitter tries to land a jab to the head, but Hormone narrowly avoids it
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-Bitter tries to land a left straight right to the jaw, but Hormone hides behind his gloves.
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+Hormone attacks with a flurry of strong punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Human Growth Hormone landed 7 of 8 punches, and Bitter Beer Face landed 3 of 42 punches.
Bitter Beer Face won the round 10-9
Human Growth Hormone is winning the fight 87-84
Hormone remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bitter doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Hormone is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bitter is brawling. (inside)
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+Hormone punches Bitter with a flurry of punches to the face.
-Bitter probes with a flurry of right blows to the eye, but to no avail.
-Bitter charges with a pair of right shots to the head, but Hormone ties him up.
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+Hormone pops Bitter with a pair of loud punches to the head.
+Hormone slams Bitter with a volley of punches to the nose. Bitter backpedals to his own corner.
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-Bitter charges with a volley of left shots to the temple, but Hormone steps aside.
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-Bitter attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Hormone solidly lands a volley of vicious punches to the chin.
+Hormone hits with a stinging jab to the stomach.
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-Bitter probes with a volley of left shots to the chin, but Hormone escapes.
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+Hormone clocks Bitter with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Hormone hits with a sweeping right to the ribs.
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+Hormone thumps Bitter with a pair of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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-Bitter attempts a volley of blows to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Bitter attempts a series of right punches to the face, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Human Growth Hormone landed 37 of 39 punches, and Bitter Beer Face landed 4 of 41 punches.
Human Growth Hormone won the round 10-9
Human Growth Hormone is winning the fight 97-93
Hormone remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bitter doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Hormone is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bitter is brawling. (inside)
-Bitter probes with a series of blows to the eye, but only hits air.
-Bitter lunges with a series of punches to the head, but Hormone quickly backs away.
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+Hormone attacks with a flurry of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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-Bitter probes with a series of left punches to the nose, but Hormone ties him up.
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-Bitter paws a barrage of left blows to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Bitter paws a right jab to the head, but comes up empty.
-Bitter probes with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Hormone steps aside and laughs.
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-Bitter tries to land a pair of left punches to the face, but Hormone quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Human Growth Hormone landed 8 of 9 punches, and Bitter Beer Face landed 3 of 42 punches.
Bitter Beer Face won the round 10-9
Human Growth Hormone is winning the fight 106-103
Hormone remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bitter doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Hormone is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bitter looks for the right opportunity.
-Bitter tries a barrage of shots to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Hormone drills Bitter with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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-Bitter attempts a flurry of right punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Hormone hits with a volley of hard punches to the chin!
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-Bitter probes with a pair of left punches to the head, but Hormone steps aside.
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-Bitter launches a volley of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Hormone tosses a barrage of stinging punches to the head. Bitter falls against the ropes!
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-Bitter launches a volley of punches to the chin, but misses.
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+Hormone hits with a barrage of nasty punches to the chest.
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-Bitter tries to land a series of blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Hormone catches Bitter with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Hormone jars Bitter with a pair of painful punches to the jaw. Bitter sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Bitter lunges with a series of blows to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Bitter punches Hormone with a blow to the groin! The Ref mus be blind!
-Hormone attempts a pair of punches to the head, but Bitter escapes.
-Bitter tries a pair of left shots to the head, but goes wide.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Human Growth Hormone landed 32 of 37 punches, and Bitter Beer Face landed 4 of 40 punches.
Human Growth Hormone won the round 10-9
Human Growth Hormone is winning the fight 116-112
Hormone grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Bitter doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 2: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 3: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 4: Bitter Beer Face 10-9
Round 5: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 6: Bitter Beer Face 10-9
Round 7: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 8: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 9: Bitter Beer Face 10-9
Round 10: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 11: Bitter Beer Face 10-9
Round 12: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Total Score: Human Growth Hormone 116-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 2: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 3: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 4: Bitter Beer Face 10-9
Round 5: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 6: Bitter Beer Face 10-9
Round 7: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 8: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 9: Bitter Beer Face 10-9
Round 10: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 11: Bitter Beer Face 10-9
Round 12: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Total Score: Human Growth Hormone 116-112
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 2: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 3: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 4: Bitter Beer Face 10-9
Round 5: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 6: Bitter Beer Face 10-9
Round 7: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 8: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 9: Bitter Beer Face 10-9
Round 10: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 11: Bitter Beer Face 10-9
Round 12: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Total Score: Human Growth Hormone 116-112
Human Growth Hormone wins by decision!
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