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(Super-Heavyweight) Human Growth Hormone defeated Bitter Beer Face by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.

Match Saturday, January 14, 2012

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 310 pounds (141 kilograms) is Bitter Beer Face!!

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 447 pounds (203 kilograms) is Human Growth Hormone!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Bitter is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Hormone backpedals and jabs.

+Hormone jars Bitter with a painful jab to the eye.
-Hormone throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Hormone throws a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Bitter steps aside.
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+Bitter pounds Hormone with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
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-Bitter attacks with a left to the chest, but Hormone stays away from it.
-Bitter attacks with a volley of punches to the chest, but Hormone escapes.
+Hormone catches Bitter with a volley of light punches to the face. Bitter covers up.
-Bitter charges with a barrage of right shots to the chest, but Hormone ties him up.
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+Hormone fires a vicious straight right to the eye.
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+Hormone hits with a series of nice punches to the eye.
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+Hormone scores with a roundhouse to the temple.
-Bitter paws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
-Bitter attempts a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Hormone hides behind his gloves.
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-Bitter attacks with a series of right punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bitter Beer Face landed 4 of 44 punches, and Human Growth Hormone landed 24 of 32 punches.

Human Growth Hormone won the round 10-9

Human Growth Hormone is winning the fight 10-9


Bitter doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hormone doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Bitter is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hormone backpedals and jabs.

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+Bitter thumps Hormone with a volley of quick punches to the ribs. Hormone falls against the ropes!
-Hormone tries a series of right punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
-Bitter launches a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Hormone steps aside.
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+Hormone catches Bitter with a volley of light punches to the temple.
+Hormone jars Bitter with a powerful sweeping right to the jaw!
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-Bitter probes with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
-Bitter tries a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Hormone deftly avoits it.
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-Bitter probes with a volley of left punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Bitter fires a right jab to the ribs, but Hormone beats a hasty retreat.
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+Hormone shakes Bitter with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Hormone pokes Bitter with a roundhouse to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bitter Beer Face landed 5 of 39 punches, and Human Growth Hormone landed 25 of 35 punches.

Human Growth Hormone won the round 10-9

Human Growth Hormone is winning the fight 20-18


Bitter doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hormone doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Bitter is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hormone backpedals and jabs.

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-Hormone lunges with a right to the face, but to no avail.
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+Hormone grazes Bitter with a series of punches to the face!
-Bitter attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but Hormone beats a hasty retreat.
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-Bitter probes with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Hormone leaps aside.
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-Bitter attempts a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Hormone ties him up.
-Bitter throws a series of punches to the jaw, but Hormone steps aside and laughs.
+Hormone punches Bitter with a pair of stinging punches to the temple!
+Bitter attacks with a pair of stiff punches to the eye.
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+Hormone catches Bitter with a stinging roundhouse to the mouth!!
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+Hormone jars Bitter with a roundhouse to the solar plexus!!
-Bitter paws a pair of left punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
-Bitter probes with a right straight right to the nose, but comes up empty.
-Bitter fires a cross to the jaw, but Hormone stays away from it.
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-Bitter throws a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Hormone steps aside.
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-Bitter lunges with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Hormone ducks.
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-Bitter tries a series of punches to the nose, but Hormone deftly avoits it.
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-Bitter throws a left jab to the face, but Hormone leaps aside.
+Hormone smashes Bitter with a series of furious punches to the nose!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bitter Beer Face landed 10 of 62 punches, and Human Growth Hormone landed 22 of 34 punches.

Human Growth Hormone won the round 10-9

Human Growth Hormone is winning the fight 30-27


Bitter doesn't even want to rest!

Hormone doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Bitter is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hormone is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Bitter probes with a flurry of punches to the face, but Hormone stays away from it.
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-Bitter lunges with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Hormone escapes.
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+Bitter pummels Hormone with a barrage of punches to the temple.
-Bitter lunges with a pair of right punches to the nose, but Hormone steps aside.
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-Bitter lunges with a barrage of punches to the head, but Hormone leaps aside.
-Bitter lunges with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Bitter tries to land a volley of punches to the stomach, but Hormone deftly avoits it.
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-Bitter tries a right straight right to the face, but misses.
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-Bitter fires a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Hormone beats a hasty retreat.
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-Bitter charges with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Hormone leaps aside.
-Bitter tries a barrage of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Bitter tries to land a jab to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Bitter launches a left jab to the temple, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bitter Beer Face landed 9 of 62 punches, and Human Growth Hormone landed 5 of 8 punches.

Bitter Beer Face won the round 10-9

Human Growth Hormone is winning the fight 39-37


Bitter doesn't even want to rest!

Hormone doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 5

Bitter is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Hormone backpedals and jabs.

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+Hormone wallops Bitter with a series of hard punches to the head!!
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-Bitter charges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Hormone covers himself well.
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+Hormone attacks with a flurry of powerful punches to the mouth.
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-Hormone launches a volley of right punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Hormone pounds Bitter with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Hormone pops Bitter with a flurry of punches to the jaw!!
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-Hormone fires a pair of punches to the mouth, but Bitter backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bitter Beer Face landed 0 of 8 punches, and Human Growth Hormone landed 19 of 32 punches.

Human Growth Hormone won the round 10-9

Human Growth Hormone is winning the fight 49-46


Bitter doesn't even want to rest!

Hormone doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 6

Bitter is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hormone backpedals and jabs.

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-Bitter attempts a pair of right punches to the stomach, but misses.
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+Hormone pummels Bitter with a pair of nice punches to the solar plexus.
-Bitter attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Bitter attempts a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Bitter probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
-Bitter lashes out with a jab to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Bitter attacks with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Hormone narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bitter Beer Face landed 4 of 35 punches, and Human Growth Hormone landed 5 of 8 punches.

Bitter Beer Face won the round 10-9

Human Growth Hormone is winning the fight 58-56


Bitter doesn't even want to rest!

Hormone doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 7

Bitter is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Hormone is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Hormone hits Bitter with a loud jab to the temple.
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+Hormone lands a barrage of punches to the head. Bitter grimaces in pain.
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-Bitter attempts a flurry of left punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Hormone tries to land a pair of punches to the temple, but Bitter ties him up.
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-Hormone lashes out with a left jab to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Hormone throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Hormone lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Bitter leaps aside.
-Hormone tries a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Bitter ducks.
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+Hormone punches Bitter with a pair of loud punches to the mouth.
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-Hormone charges with a barrage of left shots to the head, but Bitter covers himself well.
+Hormone solidly lands a loud cross to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bitter Beer Face landed 0 of 8 punches, and Human Growth Hormone landed 20 of 50 punches.

Human Growth Hormone won the round 10-9

Human Growth Hormone is winning the fight 68-65


Bitter doesn't even want to rest!

Hormone doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 8

Bitter is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hormone is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Hormone smacks Bitter with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Bitter lashes out with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Hormone ducks just in time.
-Bitter probes with a volley of left punches to the chin, but Hormone steps aside.
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-Bitter charges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Bitter attempts a series of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Bitter throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but Hormone blocks.
+Hormone grazes Bitter with a volley of punches to the face. Bitter ignores it.
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-Hormone attempts a volley of left punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Hormone connects with a series of commanding punches to the stomach.
-Hormone attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but Bitter beats a hasty retreat.
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+Hormone pummels Bitter with a jab to the jaw.
-Hormone attempts a volley of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
+Bitter backs up Hormone with a pair of loud punches to the face.
-Bitter throws a right to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Bitter launches a barrage of punches to the face, but Hormone deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bitter Beer Face landed 7 of 51 punches, and Human Growth Hormone landed 23 of 40 punches.

Human Growth Hormone won the round 10-9

Human Growth Hormone is winning the fight 78-74


Bitter doesn't even want to rest!

Hormone doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 9

Bitter is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hormone is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Bitter attempts a series of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
+Hormone throws a series of punches to the chest. Bitter doesn't seem bothered.
-Bitter attempts a flurry of left punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Bitter catches Hormone with a series of punches to the chin. Hormone is hurt!
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-Bitter tries to land a pair of shots to the face, but Hormone covers himself well.
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-Bitter tries a volley of punches to the temple, but Hormone backs out of it.
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-Bitter attempts a volley of right punches to the chin, but Hormone takes it in the forearms.
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-Bitter probes with a barrage of punches to the face, but to no avail.
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-Bitter tries a left left to the eye, but Hormone ties him up.
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-Bitter throws a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Hormone beats a hasty retreat.
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-Bitter tries a barrage of right punches to the nose, but fails to score.
-Bitter tries to land a flurry of left punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bitter Beer Face landed 5 of 54 punches, and Human Growth Hormone landed 5 of 8 punches.

Bitter Beer Face won the round 10-9

Human Growth Hormone is winning the fight 87-84


Bitter doesn't even want to rest!

Hormone doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 10

Bitter is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hormone is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Hormone tosses a barrage of off balance punches to the chin. Bitter ignores it.
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-Bitter charges with a pair of right punches to the chin, but falls short.
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-Bitter throws a barrage of shots to the face, but Hormone hides behind his gloves.
+Hormone fires a series of punches to the chin.
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+Hormone throws a series of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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-Hormone tries to land a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Bitter quickly backs away.
-Hormone charges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Bitter backs out of it.
+Bitter jolts Hormone with a pair of punches to the face.
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-Bitter tries a pair of punches to the nose, but falls short.
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-Bitter attacks with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Hormone steps aside and laughs.
-Hormone paws a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Bitter steps aside.
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-Bitter charges with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
-Bitter attempts a flurry of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
+Hormone wakes up the fans with a flurry of quick punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bitter Beer Face landed 5 of 51 punches, and Human Growth Hormone landed 22 of 40 punches.

Human Growth Hormone won the round 10-9

Human Growth Hormone is winning the fight 97-93


Bitter doesn't even want to rest!

Hormone remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 11

Bitter is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hormone is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Bitter attempts a volley of left punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Bitter attacks with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Hormone leaps aside.
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-Bitter throws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Bitter throws a volley of left punches to the chin, but Hormone covers himself well.
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-Bitter launches a pair of right punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Bitter throws a series of punches to the eye, but Hormone steps aside and laughs.
-Bitter throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but Hormone ties him up.
-Bitter paws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Hormone narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bitter Beer Face landed 5 of 45 punches, and Human Growth Hormone landed 4 of 8 punches.

Bitter Beer Face won the round 10-9

Human Growth Hormone is winning the fight 106-103


Bitter doesn't even want to rest!

Hormone doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 12

Bitter fights inside. (inside)
Hormone is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Bitter tries to land a barrage of blows to the nose, but comes up empty.
-Bitter throws a series of left shots to the mouth, but Hormone covers himself well.
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-Bitter lashes out with a cross to the mouth, but Hormone quickly backs away.
+Hormone pops Bitter with a barrage of furious punches to the face. Bitter gets mad!
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-Bitter charges with a volley of right shots to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Hormone punches Bitter with a series of quick punches to the eye!
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+Hormone clocks Bitter with a pair of off balance punches to the stomach!!
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+Bitter smacks Hormone with a volley of solid blows to the eye. Hormone backpedals to his own corner.
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-Bitter lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Hormone solidly lands a pair of punches to the chest.
-Bitter attacks with a pair of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
-Bitter attempts a pair of right punches to the chin, but Hormone stays away from it.
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+Hormone fires a volley of punches to the chin!
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+Hormone solidly lands a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Bitter paws a series of shots to the head, but Hormone hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bitter Beer Face landed 6 of 44 punches, and Human Growth Hormone landed 37 of 40 punches.

Human Growth Hormone won the round 10-9

Human Growth Hormone is winning the fight 116-112


Bitter doesn't even want to rest!

Hormone remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 2: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 3: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 4: Bitter Beer Face 10-9
Round 5: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 6: Bitter Beer Face 10-9
Round 7: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 8: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 9: Bitter Beer Face 10-9
Round 10: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 11: Bitter Beer Face 10-9
Round 12: Human Growth Hormone 10-9

Total Score: Human Growth Hormone 116-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 2: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 3: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 4: Bitter Beer Face 10-9
Round 5: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 6: Bitter Beer Face 10-9
Round 7: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 8: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 9: Bitter Beer Face 10-9
Round 10: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 11: Bitter Beer Face 10-9
Round 12: Human Growth Hormone 10-9

Total Score: Human Growth Hormone 116-112


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 2: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 3: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 4: Bitter Beer Face 10-9
Round 5: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 6: Bitter Beer Face 10-9
Round 7: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 8: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 9: Bitter Beer Face 10-9
Round 10: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 11: Bitter Beer Face 10-9
Round 12: Human Growth Hormone 10-9

Total Score: Human Growth Hormone 116-112

Human Growth Hormone wins by decision!