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(Light-Heavyweight) FLOORED PATTYCAKE defeated A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Friday, January 13, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 173 pounds (78 kilograms) is A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) is FLOORED PATTYCAKE!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up is using the ring. (using the ring)
Pattycake is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

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A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Pattycake deflects it and hits back with a series of heavy shots to the face.
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-Pattycake tries a series of shots to the chin, but A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up covers himself well.
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A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up paws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Pattycake deflects it and hits first with a flurry of strong combinations to the chin.
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+Pattycake pokes A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up with a series of punches to the mouth.
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-A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up tries a right cross to the stomach, but Pattycake stays away from it.
+A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up rocks Pattycake with a series of glancing punches to the chest. Pattycake seems wobbly!
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+Pattycake fires a mean jab to the temple.
+A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up hits with a counter-punch to the chest.
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+Pattycake tattoos A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up with a series of painful combinations to the nose.
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A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up tries a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Pattycake deflects it and hits first with a barrage of wild combinations to the mouth.
-A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up paws a barrage of punches to the chest, but misses.
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-A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up paws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Pattycake stays away from it.
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+Pattycake suprises A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up with a vicious counter-punch to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up landed 16 of 30 punches, and FLOORED PATTYCAKE landed 16 of 26 punches.

A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up won the round 10-9

A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up is winning the fight 10-9


A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pattycake doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up is using the ring. (using the ring)
Pattycake is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

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A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up throws a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Pattycake deflects it and strikes back with a barrage of glancing shots to the face.
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+A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up scores with a flurry of heavy punches to the chest. Pattycake covers up.
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+Pattycake hits A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up with a barrage of nice combinations to the head.
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-A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up tries a pair of punches to the stomach, but Pattycake blocks.
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A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up lunges with a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but Pattycake leans away and hits back with a series of quick combinations to the mouth.
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-A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up probes with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Pattycake ducks just in time.
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A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up lunges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Pattycake deflects it and hits back with a glancing counter-punch to the head.
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-Pattycake attacks with a series of shots to the nose, but goes wide.
+Pattycake tosses a combination to the temple. A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up doesn't seem bothered.
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-A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up charges with a series of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Pattycake punches A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up with a series of off balance combinations to the mouth.
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+A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up rocks Pattycake with a flurry of light punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up landed 17 of 29 punches, and FLOORED PATTYCAKE landed 14 of 24 punches.

A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up won the round 10-9

A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up is winning the fight 20-18


A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up doesn't even want to rest!

Pattycake doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up comes out fighting.
Pattycake is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up tries to land a left jab to the nose, but Pattycake slips it and strikes first with a volley of powerful shots to the nose.
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+A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up smashes Pattycake with a flurry of glancing combinations to the nose! Pattycake quickly recovers.
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A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up attempts a pair of right shots to the face, but Pattycake slips it and counters with a stiff counter-punch to the face.
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+A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up connects with a flurry of shots to the nose!
+Pattycake strikes with a series of commanding shots to the jaw.
+A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up shakes Pattycake with a pair of quick blows to the face.
+Pattycake throws a series of shots to the chin!
A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up throws a pair of punches to the mouth, but Pattycake slips it and retaliates with a volley of heavy combinations to the nose.
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A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up probes with a right left to the head, but Pattycake knocks it away and strikes first with a loud shot to the jaw.
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-A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up tries to land a pair of combinations to the head, but only hits air.
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+Pattycake hammers A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up with a nice combination to the nose. A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up covers up.
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+A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up jolts Pattycake with a volley of blows to the eye.
+A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up throws a volley of stinging shots to the jaw.
A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up lands a thundering left blow to the temple and Pattycake falls senseless!!

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Pattycake struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Pattycake tags A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up with a volley of loud combinations to the chin.
Pattycake lands a decisive uppercut and A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up hurtles to the canvas!!

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A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up attempts a pair of combinations to the mouth, but Pattycake steps aside.
+Pattycake staggers A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up with a series of combinations to the eye. A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up gets mad!
+Pattycake drills A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up with a pair of stiff combinations to the face.
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+A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up attacks with a pair of furious shots to the temple. Pattycake asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Pattycake pokes A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up with a flurry of wild blows to the face.
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+Pattycake lands a series of heavy shots to the eye.
Pattycake lands a powerful left hook and A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up is flattened!!

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A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up attempts a series of blows to the nose, but goes wide.
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-A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up fires a pair of right blows to the head, but Pattycake leaps aside.

BELL

According to the commentator:

A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up landed 19 of 41 punches, and FLOORED PATTYCAKE landed 29 of 30 punches.

FLOORED PATTYCAKE won the round 10-9

A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up is winning the fight 29-28


A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a broken jaw.

Pattycake remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 4

A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up comes out fighting.
Pattycake tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up grazes Pattycake with a barrage of blows to the face.
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+A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up annoys Pattycake with a pair of stiff blows to the jaw. Pattycake sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up lands a cruel hook and Pattycake falls to the canvas!!

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Pattycake struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up tags Pattycake with a glancing cross to the temple.
+Pattycake wakes up the fans with a pair of combinations to the chest!
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-A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up attacks with a series of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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+Pattycake punches A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up with a pair of punches to the stomach.
-Pattycake attempts a flurry of right blows to the chest, but A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up covers himself well.
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+Pattycake wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Pattycake hits with a pair of combinations to the chest!
+Pattycake jolts A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up with a series of off balance combinations to the chest.
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+A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up punches Pattycake with a volley of glancing shots to the nose.
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+Pattycake hits A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up with a light right to the stomach.
-A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up attacks with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Pattycake lands a series of light combinations to the ribs.
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-A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up lunges with a pair of punches to the chin, but Pattycake backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up landed 17 of 40 punches, and FLOORED PATTYCAKE landed 34 of 42 punches.

A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up won the round 10-8

A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up is winning the fight 39-36


A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a broken jaw.

Pattycake grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 5

A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Pattycake tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up launches a flurry of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
+Pattycake lands a flurry of light combinations to the jaw.
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-Pattycake attacks with a volley of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Pattycake paws a volley of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Pattycake takes charge with a powerful left to the mouth.
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+Pattycake annoys A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up with a series of light combinations to the nose!!
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+Pattycake lands a combination to the eye.
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+Pattycake clocks A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up with a furious jab to the head.
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-Pattycake tries a pair of left combinations to the chin, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up landed 3 of 8 punches, and FLOORED PATTYCAKE landed 22 of 40 punches.

FLOORED PATTYCAKE won the round 10-9

A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up is winning the fight 48-46


A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a broken jaw.

Pattycake grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 6

A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Pattycake fights inside. (inside)

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+Pattycake tags A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up with a flurry of nice blows to the nose!! A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up retreats to the far corner.
-Pattycake paws a pair of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Pattycake fires a flurry of blows to the temple, but A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up stays away from it.
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+Pattycake throws a nice cross to the jaw.
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+Pattycake whacks A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up with a volley of loud blows to the mouth.
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-Pattycake launches a series of blows to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up landed 4 of 8 punches, and FLOORED PATTYCAKE landed 17 of 30 punches.

FLOORED PATTYCAKE won the round 10-9

A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up is winning the fight 57-56


A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a broken jaw.

Pattycake grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 7

A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up looks for the right opportunity.
Pattycake tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up staggers Pattycake with a series of loud punches to the head! Pattycake seems wobbly!
+Pattycake hits A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up with a flurry of combinations to the nose.
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+Pattycake hammers A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up with a flurry of strong punches to the eye.
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+Pattycake shakes A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up with a barrage of combinations to the chin! A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up ignores it.
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+A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up smashes Pattycake with a volley of powerful shots to the eye.
A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up lands a brutal left hook and Pattycake goes down!!

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Pattycake struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Pattycake attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
Pattycake lands a quick blow to the temple and A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up falls to the canvas!!

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A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Pattycake connects with a pair of quick combinations to the chest.
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-A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up launches a barrage of shots to the temple, but misses.
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-A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up tries a barrage of combinations to the head, but comes up empty.
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+ The fighters trade combinations to the nose.
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+Pattycake smacks A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up with a series of furious combinations to the chin.
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+A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up grazes Pattycake with a volley of wild shots to the nose.
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+A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up suprises Pattycake with a volley of vicious shots to the mouth! Pattycake ignores it.
+Pattycake wakes up the fans with a series of painful combinations to the chin.
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-A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up smashes Pattycake with a pair of blows to the mouth. Pattycake sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up lashes out with a flurry of punches to the face, but Pattycake ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up landed 16 of 41 punches, and FLOORED PATTYCAKE landed 40 of 41 punches.

FLOORED PATTYCAKE won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up is slowing down. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a broken jaw.

Pattycake is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 8

A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Pattycake tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Pattycake tags A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Pattycake takes charge with a series of hard punches to the stomach.
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-Pattycake throws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up takes it in the forearms.
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+Pattycake jolts A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up with a flurry of punches to the head.
-Pattycake throws a series of right combinations to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Pattycake tattoos A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up with a vicious straight right to the nose. A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up grimaces in pain.
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-A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up throws a series of left punches to the head, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up landed 2 of 9 punches, and FLOORED PATTYCAKE landed 25 of 42 punches.

FLOORED PATTYCAKE won the round 10-9

FLOORED PATTYCAKE is winning the fight 76-75


A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up looks exhausted. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken nose. He has a broken jaw.

Pattycake grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 9

A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up is using the ring. (using the ring)
Pattycake tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Pattycake slams A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up with a flurry of painful combinations to the eye.
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-A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up paws a left jab to the mouth, but misses.
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-A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up paws a volley of combinations to the face, but Pattycake ducks.
-A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up tries to land a flurry of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Pattycake hits with a flurry of nasty combinations to the eye.
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-Pattycake probes with a series of right combinations to the eye, but A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up narrowly avoids it
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-A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up paws a barrage of combinations to the chin, but to no avail.
-A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up attempts a pair of left punches to the nose, but Pattycake ducks just in time.
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-Pattycake probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Pattycake fires a flurry of combinations to the face, but A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up takes it in the forearms.
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-A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Pattycake throws a jab to the eye.
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+A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up nails Pattycake with a barrage of punches to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up landed 5 of 32 punches, and FLOORED PATTYCAKE landed 20 of 40 punches.

FLOORED PATTYCAKE won the round 10-9

FLOORED PATTYCAKE is winning the fight 86-84


A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up is slowing down. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken nose. He has a broken jaw.

Pattycake is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 10

A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up is using the ring. (using the ring)
Pattycake tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Pattycake throws a pair of nasty combinations to the chin. A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up falls against the ropes!
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+Pattycake slams A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up with a series of powerful punches to the head.
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-A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up charges with a series of right punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up launches a volley of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Pattycake throws a series of left punches to the head, but A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up quickly backs away.
-A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up probes with a jab to the temple, but Pattycake quickly backs away.
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+A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up thumps Pattycake with a series of solid punches to the nose.
+Pattycake hammers A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up with a volley of punches to the nose.
Pattycake lands a powerful right haymaker and A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up goes over backwards!!

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A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up attacks with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Pattycake deftly avoits it.
+Pattycake shakes A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up with a volley of combinations to the eye.
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+A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up hits with a wild jab to the chin.
+Pattycake tags A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up with a series of shots to the head.
Pattycake lands a resounding left uppercut and A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Pattycake tries to land a pair of right blows to the face, but to no avail.
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+Pattycake hits with a barrage of combinations to the temple.
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-A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up probes with a volley of punches to the face, but only hits air.
-A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up attempts a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Pattycake backs out of it.
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+Pattycake strikes with a barrage of combinations to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up landed 2 of 32 punches, and FLOORED PATTYCAKE landed 28 of 43 punches.

FLOORED PATTYCAKE won the round 10-7

FLOORED PATTYCAKE is winning the fight 96-91


A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up looks exhausted. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken nose. He has a broken jaw.

Pattycake is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 11

A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up is using the ring. (using the ring)
Pattycake tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up probes with a series of left punches to the face, but Pattycake backs out of it.
-A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up attacks with a series of left punches to the chin, but Pattycake leaps aside.
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+Pattycake fires a combination to the chin.
Pattycake lands a vicious left punch in the nose and A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up falls to the canvas!!

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A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Pattycake stuns A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up with a flurry of combinations to the eye.
+Pattycake wakes up the fans with a solid jab to the jaw.
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-Pattycake attacks with a right cross to the eye, but A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up stays away from it.
+Pattycake whacks A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up with a pair of vicious blows to the eye.
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+Pattycake punches A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up with a volley of vicious combinations to the temple.
Pattycake lands a terrific uppercut and A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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TEN
He's Out!
FLOORED PATTYCAKE wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up receives medical attention from his trainer. He has cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken nose. He has a broken jaw.

Pattycake is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

The doctor won't let A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up continue the fight! FLOORED PATTYCAKE wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: FLOORED PATTYCAKE 10-9
Round 2: A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up 10-9
Round 3: FLOORED PATTYCAKE 10-9
Round 4: A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up 10-8
Round 5: FLOORED PATTYCAKE 10-9
Round 6: FLOORED PATTYCAKE 10-9
Round 7: FLOORED PATTYCAKE 10-9
Round 8: FLOORED PATTYCAKE 10-9
Round 9: FLOORED PATTYCAKE 10-9
Round 10: FLOORED PATTYCAKE 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up 10-9
Round 2: A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up 10-9
Round 3: FLOORED PATTYCAKE 10-9
Round 4: A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up 10-8
Round 5: FLOORED PATTYCAKE 10-9
Round 6: FLOORED PATTYCAKE 10-9
Round 7: FLOORED PATTYCAKE 10-9
Round 8: FLOORED PATTYCAKE 10-9
Round 9: FLOORED PATTYCAKE 10-9
Round 10: FLOORED PATTYCAKE 10-7


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: FLOORED PATTYCAKE 10-9
Round 2: A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up 10-9
Round 3: FLOORED PATTYCAKE 10-9
Round 4: A Nice Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up 10-8
Round 5: FLOORED PATTYCAKE 10-9
Round 6: FLOORED PATTYCAKE 10-9
Round 7: FLOORED PATTYCAKE 10-9
Round 8: FLOORED PATTYCAKE 10-9
Round 9: FLOORED PATTYCAKE 10-9
Round 10: FLOORED PATTYCAKE 10-7

FLOORED PATTYCAKE wins by a knockout!