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(Bantamweight) This Guy Sucks defeated Sam James by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Tuesday, January 10, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 99 pounds (45 kilograms) is This Guy Sucks!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 116 pounds (53 kilograms) is Sam James!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
James covers up.

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-Sucks probes with a barrage of shots to the face, but James beats a hasty retreat.
-Sucks fires a pair of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+James scores with a pair of blows to the jaw.
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-Sucks attempts a left roundhouse to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Sucks tries a series of right blows to the mouth, but James backs out of it.
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-Sucks attempts a left left to the jaw, but James stays away from it.
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-Sucks throws a pair of left shots to the face, but James steps aside and laughs.
-Sucks tries a series of left blows to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Sucks launches a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but James ducks just in time.
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-Sucks attempts a series of right punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 69 punches, and Sam James landed 8 of 9 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 10-9


Sucks doesn't want to stop fighting!

James doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
James covers up.

-Sucks probes with a volley of roundhouses to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Sucks tries a barrage of blows to the face, but James escapes.
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-Sucks lashes out with a volley of left crosses to the mouth, but James steps aside and laughs.
-Sucks probes with a series of left hooks to the head, but comes up empty.
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+James annoys Sucks with a wild right to the face!!
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-Sucks probes with a volley of hooks to the head, but loses his balance.
-Sucks attacks with a flurry of left shots to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Sucks lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chest, but James covers himself well.
-Sucks fires a hook to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Sucks throws a series of punches to the eye, but James ducks just in time.
-Sucks probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Sucks throws a series of roundhouses to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Sucks fires a pair of crosses to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Sucks charges with a pair of right roundhouses to the mouth, but misses.
-Sucks paws a barrage of right shots to the chin, but James steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 67 punches, and Sam James landed 8 of 8 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 20-18


Sucks doesn't want to stop fighting!

James doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
James covers up.

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+James stuns Sucks with a flurry of shots to the face.
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-Sucks lashes out with a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but James hides behind his gloves.
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-Sucks attempts a flurry of hooks to the ribs, but James leaps aside.
-Sucks probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Sucks launches a volley of left punches to the chin, but James escapes.
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-Sucks probes with a blow to the jaw, but fails to score.
-Sucks throws a right right to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Sucks tries a series of right crosses to the eye, but is ineffective.
-Sucks paws a pair of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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-Sucks tries a right hook to the head, but James covers himself well.
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-Sucks attempts a barrage of left shots to the chest, but James backs out of it.
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-Sucks throws a flurry of uppercuts to the eye, but he's too slow.
-Sucks charges with a flurry of right hooks to the mouth, but James beats a hasty retreat.
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-Sucks throws a pair of left crosses to the chest, but misses completely.
-Sucks tries to land a volley of right shots to the head, but to no avail.
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+Sucks lashes out with a blow to the head!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 69 punches, and Sam James landed 8 of 8 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 30-27


Sucks doesn't want to stop fighting!

James doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
James covers up.

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-Sucks attempts a flurry of left crosses to the temple, but comes up empty.
-Sucks lunges with a left hook to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Sucks lunges with a series of left blows to the eye, but James beats a hasty retreat.
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-Sucks tries to land a barrage of blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
-Sucks lashes out with a volley of right punches to the temple, but James ducks.
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-Sucks attempts a flurry of blows to the chin, but James deftly avoits it.
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-Sucks throws a barrage of shots to the nose, but James escapes.
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-Sucks lunges with a barrage of left hooks to the nose, but James backs out of it.
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-Sucks attempts a series of right uppercuts to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Sucks attempts a flurry of left hooks to the temple, but James blocks.
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-Sucks fires a pair of hooks to the eye, but misses completely.
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+James rocks Sucks with a series of stiff blows to the ribs.
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-Sucks throws a pair of left hooks to the nose, but James leaps aside.
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-Sucks throws a volley of left blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Sucks launches a series of left punches to the ribs, but James steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 68 punches, and Sam James landed 8 of 8 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 40-36


Sucks doesn't want to stop fighting!

James doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
James covers up.

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-Sucks attempts a flurry of crosses to the nose, but James takes it in the forearms.
-Sucks charges with a flurry of right blows to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Sucks lunges with a left shot to the face, but James covers himself well.
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-Sucks attempts a flurry of shots to the head, but James ducks.
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-Sucks lashes out with a series of hooks to the face, but James backs out of it.
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-Sucks paws a series of roundhouses to the stomach, but misses.
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-Sucks attacks with a pair of blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Sucks attempts a shot to the face, but loses his balance.
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+James fires a volley of stinging blows to the mouth.
-Sucks attacks with a series of right punches to the head, but James covers himself well.
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-Sucks charges with a flurry of right roundhouses to the mouth, but falls short.
-Sucks launches a barrage of roundhouses to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Sucks paws a flurry of blows to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Sucks lashes out with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but James leaps aside.
-Sucks launches a pair of right uppercuts to the chest, but James leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 72 punches, and Sam James landed 7 of 7 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 50-45


Sucks doesn't even want to rest!

James doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
James covers up.

+James backs up Sucks with a barrage of loud blows to the chest!!
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-Sucks paws a series of left shots to the chin, but James steps aside.
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-Sucks attempts a pair of blows to the eye, but James narrowly avoids it
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-Sucks charges with a left punch to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Sucks probes with a flurry of left uppercuts to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Sucks paws a blow to the chin, but James ducks just in time.
-Sucks attacks with a series of crosses to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Sucks tries to land a barrage of right hooks to the nose, but James blocks.
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-Sucks attempts a left to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Sucks attempts a pair of right crosses to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Sucks throws a left right to the face, but flails uselessly.

BELL

According to the commentator:

This Guy Sucks landed 3 of 71 punches, and Sam James landed 8 of 8 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 60-54


Sucks doesn't even want to rest!

James doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
James covers up.

-Sucks paws a pair of shots to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Sucks charges with a pair of left shots to the jaw, but James steps aside and laughs.
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-Sucks lunges with a volley of right punches to the temple, but James ties him up.
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-Sucks attempts a pair of blows to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Sucks lunges with a left shot to the jaw, but misses completely.
-Sucks paws a pair of left punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Sucks tries to land a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but James deftly avoits it.
-Sucks fires a shot to the face, but only hits air.
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-Sucks paws a blow to the stomach, but James takes it in the forearms.
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-Sucks attempts a series of roundhouses to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Sucks tries to land a series of right blows to the mouth, but James escapes.
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-Sucks throws a flurry of blows to the nose, but James blocks.
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+James takes charge with a volley of heavy hooks to the temple!
-Sucks probes with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but James blocks.
-Sucks charges with a cross to the temple, but James beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 71 punches, and Sam James landed 8 of 8 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 70-63


Sucks doesn't even want to rest!

James doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
James covers up.

-Sucks attempts a flurry of left crosses to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Sucks paws a series of left crosses to the nose, but James quickly backs away.
-Sucks lunges with a flurry of left uppercuts to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Sucks lunges with a roundhouse to the chin, but James ducks just in time.
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-Sucks charges with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but fails to score.
-Sucks probes with a left to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Sucks probes with a series of left uppercuts to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Sucks probes with a volley of left uppercuts to the nose, but loses his balance.
+James hits Sucks with a pair of strong shots to the head. Sucks covers up.
-Sucks probes with a barrage of blows to the eye, but James covers himself well.
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-Sucks launches a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but James steps aside and laughs.
-Sucks paws a left to the chest, but James takes it in the forearms.
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-Sucks attempts a flurry of right blows to the chin, but James leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

This Guy Sucks landed 3 of 74 punches, and Sam James landed 7 of 8 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 80-72


Sucks doesn't even want to rest!

James doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
James covers up.

-Sucks attacks with a volley of right crosses to the eye, but James steps aside and laughs.
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-Sucks paws a cross to the nose, but comes up empty.
-Sucks attacks with a series of left uppercuts to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Sucks tries to land a series of right shots to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+James belts Sucks with a pair of loud shots to the nose.
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-Sucks probes with a volley of right shots to the chest, but James leaps aside.
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-Sucks tries a roundhouse to the mouth, but James steps aside and laughs.
-Sucks attempts a barrage of shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Sucks attempts a series of hooks to the nose, but James narrowly avoids it
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-Sucks attempts a volley of right hooks to the mouth, but James narrowly avoids it
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-Sucks tries a series of uppercuts to the chin, but James steps aside and laughs.
-Sucks lunges with a pair of left shots to the ribs, but misses.
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-Sucks probes with a series of shots to the jaw, but James narrowly avoids it
-Sucks probes with a shot to the ribs, but misses.
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-Sucks throws a pair of right punches to the nose, but James covers himself well.
-Sucks probes with a pair of shots to the stomach, but James ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

This Guy Sucks landed 3 of 78 punches, and Sam James landed 8 of 8 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 90-81


Sucks doesn't even want to rest!

James doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
James covers up.

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-Sucks tries a volley of right shots to the ribs, but falls short.
+James smashes Sucks with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
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-Sucks tries a barrage of right roundhouses to the head, but James backs out of it.
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-Sucks throws a flurry of roundhouses to the jaw, but he's too slow.
-Sucks attacks with a flurry of left crosses to the face, but James narrowly avoids it
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-Sucks lunges with a series of right blows to the nose, but James ducks.
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-Sucks launches a pair of crosses to the face, but James deftly avoits it.
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-Sucks tries to land a volley of uppercuts to the chin, but James deftly avoits it.
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-Sucks attempts a right roundhouse to the face, but James covers himself well.
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-Sucks tries to land a volley of left roundhouses to the chest, but James deftly avoits it.
-Sucks probes with a volley of left roundhouses to the head, but James backs out of it.
-Sucks probes with a volley of right roundhouses to the jaw, but James quickly backs away.
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-Sucks tries to land a pair of right roundhouses to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Sucks tries to land a series of uppercuts to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Sucks fires a pair of right punches to the head, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 71 punches, and Sam James landed 7 of 8 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 100-90


Sucks doesn't even want to rest!

James doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
James covers up.

-Sucks paws a barrage of right shots to the chin, but falls short.
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-Sucks charges with a volley of crosses to the face, but James leaps aside.
-Sucks tries a flurry of hooks to the jaw, but James leaps aside.
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-Sucks charges with a pair of left hooks to the chest, but James deftly avoits it.
-Sucks attacks with a flurry of right punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Sucks charges with a right to the chin, but falls short.
-Sucks throws a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
-Sucks attacks with a series of right uppercuts to the nose, but flails uselessly.
-Sucks probes with a flurry of uppercuts to the jaw, but James stays away from it.
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-Sucks attempts a pair of uppercuts to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Sucks attempts a barrage of right hooks to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Sucks lunges with a pair of blows to the nose, but James hides behind his gloves.
-Sucks throws a series of right punches to the head, but James ducks.
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+James scores with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

This Guy Sucks landed 3 of 74 punches, and Sam James landed 7 of 7 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 110-99


Sucks doesn't even want to rest!

James doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
James covers up.

-Sucks throws a barrage of blows to the nose, but James deftly avoits it.
-Sucks charges with a pair of right crosses to the head, but goes wide.
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-Sucks probes with a barrage of shots to the head, but James stays away from it.
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-Sucks launches a volley of left hooks to the ribs, but James ducks.
-Sucks tries to land a flurry of shots to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Sucks probes with a pair of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
-Sucks launches a series of right uppercuts to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Sucks throws a barrage of right hooks to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Sucks attacks with a series of shots to the face, but James ties him up.
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-Sucks throws a pair of left uppercuts to the jaw, but fails to score.
+James fires a cross to the solar plexus. Sucks seems wobbly!
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-Sucks throws a flurry of blows to the chest, but James blocks.
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-Sucks attempts a series of uppercuts to the stomach, but James hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

This Guy Sucks landed 4 of 75 punches, and Sam James landed 7 of 7 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 120-108


Sucks doesn't even want to rest!

James doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 2: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 3: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 4: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 5: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 6: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 7: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 8: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 9: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 10: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 11: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 12: This Guy Sucks 10-9

Total Score: This Guy Sucks 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 2: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 3: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 4: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 5: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 6: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 7: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 8: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 9: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 10: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 11: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 12: This Guy Sucks 10-9

Total Score: This Guy Sucks 120-108


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 2: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 3: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 4: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 5: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 6: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 7: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 8: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 9: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 10: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 11: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 12: This Guy Sucks 10-9

Total Score: This Guy Sucks 120-108

This Guy Sucks wins by decision!