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(Welterweight) Kuusco Tascarora defeated Fart Smeller Chimp by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Thursday, December 29, 2011

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 146 pounds (66 kilograms) is Fart Smeller Chimp!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Kuusco Tascarora!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Chimp is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tascarora grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Chimp scores with a barrage of quick punches to the chin.
-Tascarora throws a barrage of left punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Chimp tries to attack, but Tascarora hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chimp throws a series of stiff punches to the face.
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Chimp tries to attack, but Tascarora hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chimp tags Tascarora with a barrage of painful punches to the head.
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-Tascarora throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Tascarora annoys Chimp with a series of furious blows to the solar plexus.
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+Chimp annoys Tascarora with a volley of wild blows to the jaw!
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+Chimp connects with a solid sweeping right to the jaw!!
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-Tascarora throws a volley of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Tascarora throws a flurry of shots to the chest, but Chimp steps aside and laughs.
+Chimp lands a volley of punches to the head. Tascarora is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Smeller Chimp landed 32 of 32 punches, and Kuusco Tascarora landed 12 of 30 punches.

Fart Smeller Chimp won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller Chimp is winning the fight 10-9


Chimp doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tascarora doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Chimp is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tascarora grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Tascarora lashes out with a right hook to the chest, but Chimp quickly backs away.
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+Chimp pokes Tascarora with a flurry of painful punches to the chest. Tascarora grimaces in pain.
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Chimp tries to attack, but Tascarora hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chimp connects with a jab to the solar plexus. Tascarora laughs!
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+Chimp pummels Tascarora with a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus!
+Chimp throws a series of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Chimp nails Tascarora with a volley of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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-Tascarora probes with a series of right punches to the chest, but Chimp deftly avoits it.
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+Tascarora smacks Chimp with a commanding uppercut to the chest.
-Tascarora throws a right cross to the stomach, but falls short.
-Tascarora lunges with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Chimp takes it in the forearms.
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Chimp tries to attack, but Tascarora hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chimp strikes with a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs.
+Chimp hits with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Chimp hits Tascarora with a series of punches to the stomach. Tascarora shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Smeller Chimp landed 32 of 32 punches, and Kuusco Tascarora landed 9 of 30 punches.

Fart Smeller Chimp won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller Chimp is winning the fight 20-18


Chimp doesn't even want to rest!

Tascarora doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Chimp is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tascarora grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Tascarora punches Chimp with a left to the ribs. Chimp doesn't notice.
-Tascarora launches a volley of blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Chimp takes charge with a barrage of glancing punches to the ribs.
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+Chimp thumps Tascarora with a uppercut to the chest.
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-Tascarora attempts a volley of left shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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Chimp tries to attack, but Tascarora hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Chimp hammers Tascarora with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Tascarora attempts a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Tascarora fires a pair of left blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Tascarora attacks with a volley of blows to the ribs!! Chimp sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Chimp throws a flurry of mean punches to the solar plexus. Tascarora backpedals to his own corner.
Chimp tries to attack, but Tascarora hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chimp nails Tascarora with a barrage of wild punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Smeller Chimp landed 31 of 31 punches, and Kuusco Tascarora landed 11 of 34 punches.

Fart Smeller Chimp won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller Chimp is winning the fight 30-27


Chimp remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tascarora doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Chimp is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tascarora grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Chimp lands a series of punches to the face! Tascarora hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Tascarora throws a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Chimp blocks.
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Chimp tries to attack, but Tascarora hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tascarora attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but Chimp beats a hasty retreat.
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+Tascarora tosses a series of heavy punches to the ribs. Chimp retreats to the far corner.
-Tascarora attempts a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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Chimp tries to attack, but Tascarora hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Smeller Chimp landed 8 of 8 punches, and Kuusco Tascarora landed 9 of 33 punches.

Kuusco Tascarora won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller Chimp is winning the fight 39-37


Chimp remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tascarora doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Chimp is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tascarora grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Chimp takes charge with a pair of punches to the temple. Tascarora ignores it.
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-Tascarora fires a series of left punches to the chest, but Chimp narrowly avoids it
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+Tascarora hits Chimp with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs.
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+Chimp hits with a pair of commanding punches to the mouth.
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Chimp tries to attack, but Tascarora hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Chimp pops Tascarora with a barrage of heavy punches to the temple.
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Chimp tries to attack, but Tascarora hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chimp pokes Tascarora with a flurry of solid punches to the nose. Tascarora asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Chimp rocks Tascarora with a flurry of hard punches to the eye!!
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-Tascarora tries a right to the solar plexus, but Chimp backs out of it.
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-Tascarora lunges with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Tascarora tries to land a volley of shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Chimp lands a pair of punches to the face. Tascarora sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"

BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Smeller Chimp landed 30 of 30 punches, and Kuusco Tascarora landed 10 of 33 punches.

Fart Smeller Chimp won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller Chimp is winning the fight 49-46


Chimp grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Tascarora doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Chimp is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tascarora grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

Chimp tries to attack, but Tascarora hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tascarora charges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Chimp deftly avoits it.
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-Tascarora tries a series of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Tascarora throws a series of solid shots to the solar plexus. Chimp doesn't seem bothered.
+Tascarora throws a series of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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-Tascarora probes with a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Tascarora throws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
-Tascarora launches a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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Chimp tries to attack, but Tascarora hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chimp thumps Tascarora with a volley of painful punches to the mouth. Tascarora hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Smeller Chimp landed 8 of 8 punches, and Kuusco Tascarora landed 11 of 31 punches.

Kuusco Tascarora won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller Chimp is winning the fight 58-56


Chimp grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Tascarora remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Chimp is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tascarora grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Chimp hits with a series of shots to the eye.
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Chimp tries to attack, but Tascarora hangs on until the referee separates them.
Chimp tries to attack, but Tascarora hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tascarora fires a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Chimp covers himself well.
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+Chimp fires a pair of glancing punches to the eye.
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+Tascarora wakes up the fans with a flurry of blows to the chest.
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+Chimp connects with a volley of strong punches to the head. Tascarora gets mad!
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+Chimp scores with a pair of painful punches to the face!!
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-Tascarora attempts a hook to the chest, but Chimp takes it in the forearms.
+Chimp tags Tascarora with a flurry of solid punches to the jaw!
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-Tascarora fires a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Tascarora attempts a flurry of blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Tascarora punches Chimp with a series of nasty punches to the solar plexus. Chimp seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Smeller Chimp landed 32 of 32 punches, and Kuusco Tascarora landed 10 of 30 punches.

Fart Smeller Chimp won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller Chimp is winning the fight 68-65


Chimp grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Tascarora remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Chimp is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tascarora grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Chimp tries to attack, but Tascarora hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Tascarora fires a series of blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Tascarora throws a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Tascarora tries a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Chimp quickly backs away.
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+Tascarora lands a loud left to the chest. Chimp sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Chimp tries to attack, but Tascarora hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tascarora charges with a flurry of right blows to the chest, but falls short.
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-Tascarora lashes out with a pair of shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Chimp tosses a series of punches to the jaw. Tascarora sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Tascarora fires a loud hook to the stomach!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Smeller Chimp landed 9 of 9 punches, and Kuusco Tascarora landed 8 of 33 punches.

Kuusco Tascarora won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller Chimp is winning the fight 77-75


Chimp grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Tascarora remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Chimp is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tascarora grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Chimp smashes Tascarora with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Chimp thumps Tascarora with a cross to the temple! Tascarora ignores it.
+Chimp throws a flurry of punches to the nose. Tascarora retreats to the far corner.
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+Chimp grazes Tascarora with a stiff right to the nose.
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+Tascarora stuns Chimp with a volley of blows to the stomach.
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Chimp tries to attack, but Tascarora hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tascarora whacks Chimp with a series of shots to the stomach.
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+Chimp tags Tascarora with a series of commanding punches to the jaw.
+Chimp hits with a series of heavy punches to the nose.
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Chimp tries to attack, but Tascarora hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tascarora lashes out with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Tascarora throws a pair of left blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Tascarora attempts a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Chimp backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Smeller Chimp landed 30 of 37 punches, and Kuusco Tascarora landed 10 of 33 punches.

Fart Smeller Chimp won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller Chimp is winning the fight 87-84


Chimp grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Tascarora remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Chimp is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tascarora is brawling. (inside)

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+Chimp thumps Tascarora with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Chimp punches Tascarora with a series of punches to the mouth.
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-Tascarora probes with a right hook to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Tascarora wallops Chimp with a barrage of strong punches to the eye.
Tascarora lands a well placed right smash to the jaw and Chimp collapses!!

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Chimp struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Tascarora throws a stiff cross to the eye.
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-Tascarora throws a flurry of left shots to the eye, but Chimp narrowly avoids it
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-Tascarora throws a series of right punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Tascarora throws a barrage of shots to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Chimp takes charge with a series of quick punches to the eye.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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+Chimp lands a volley of nasty punches to the mouth.
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+Chimp grazes Tascarora with a flurry of wild punches to the eye. Tascarora is hurt!
+Chimp tosses a left to the mouth!! Tascarora sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Chimp annoys Tascarora with a volley of nice punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Smeller Chimp landed 32 of 34 punches, and Kuusco Tascarora landed 12 of 40 punches.

Kuusco Tascarora won the round 10-8

Fart Smeller Chimp is winning the fight 95-94


Chimp is obviously tired.

Tascarora grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Chimp is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tascarora is brawling. (inside)

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+Chimp jolts Tascarora with a off balance jab to the head.
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+Tascarora shakes Chimp with a flurry of wild punches to the face.
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-Tascarora attacks with a volley of shots to the jaw, but misses.
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+Chimp punches Tascarora with a light jab to the head. Tascarora asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Chimp catches Tascarora with a nasty roundhouse to the head. Tascarora laughs!
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-Tascarora attempts a pair of right shots to the face, but Chimp leaps aside.
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+Tascarora scores with a flurry of strong punches to the head.
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+Chimp lands a barrage of painful punches to the jaw!
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-Tascarora throws a volley of left punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
-Tascarora throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
+Chimp connects with a right to the temple.
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+Tascarora grazes Chimp with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Smeller Chimp landed 38 of 38 punches, and Kuusco Tascarora landed 14 of 38 punches.

Fart Smeller Chimp won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller Chimp is winning the fight 105-103


Chimp is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Tascarora grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Chimp is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tascarora throws everything he's got! (all-out)

+Tascarora fires a series of crosses to the jaw.
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-Tascarora throws a pair of right shots to the mouth, but Chimp ties him up.
-Tascarora attempts a pair of roundhouses to the nose, but Chimp deftly avoits it.
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+Tascarora strikes with a flurry of wild roundhouses to the chin.
Tascarora lands a sudden smash to the jaw and Chimp staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Chimp struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Tascarora pummels Chimp with a blow to the groin! The Ref mus be blind!
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+Chimp drills Tascarora with a volley of solid punches to the eye.
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+Tascarora hits Chimp with a flurry of light roundhouses to the jaw.
Tascarora lands a vicious left hook and Chimp goes over backwards!!

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Chimp struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Tascarora annoys Chimp with a volley of hard punches to the temple.
+Chimp nails Tascarora with a pair of painful punches to the stomach!
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-Tascarora lunges with a flurry of blows to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Tascarora fires a series of left hooks to the face, but Chimp ties him up.
+Tascarora strikes with a pair of powerful uppercuts to the head.
Tascarora lands a decisive blow to the temple and Chimp collapses!!

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He's Out!
Kuusco Tascarora wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Chimp looks exhausted. He has cut above the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Tascarora grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 2: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 3: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 4: Kuusco Tascarora 10-9
Round 5: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 6: Kuusco Tascarora 10-9
Round 7: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 8: Kuusco Tascarora 10-9
Round 9: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 10: Kuusco Tascarora 10-8
Round 11: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 2: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 3: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 4: Kuusco Tascarora 10-9
Round 5: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 6: Kuusco Tascarora 10-9
Round 7: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 8: Kuusco Tascarora 10-9
Round 9: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 10: Kuusco Tascarora 10-8
Round 11: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 2: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 3: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 4: Kuusco Tascarora 10-9
Round 5: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 6: Kuusco Tascarora 10-9
Round 7: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 8: Kuusco Tascarora 10-9
Round 9: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 10: Kuusco Tascarora 10-8
Round 11: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9

Kuusco Tascarora wins by a knockout!