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(Super-Welterweight) Coke defeated Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler by knockout (KO) in round 6.

Match Thursday, December 22, 2011

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Coke!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Coke tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Coffeeguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Coffeeguzzler tries a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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Coke tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of right shots to the stomach, but Coke steps aside and laughs.
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+Coke pummels Coffeeguzzler with a volley of combinations to the chest. Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
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-Coke throws a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but Coke covers himself well.
+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a volley of shots to the stomach. Coke ignores it.
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Coke tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a series of right punches to the chest, but Coke covers himself well.
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+Coke staggers Coffeeguzzler with a series of loud blows to the ribs!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coke landed 23 of 31 punches, and Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler landed 10 of 33 punches.

Coke won the round 10-9

Coke is winning the fight 10-9


Coke doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Coke tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Coffeeguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Coke lands a jab to the chest. Coffeeguzzler is hurt!
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Coke tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.

Coke tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coke tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a series of strong shots to the solar plexus.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a series of right blows to the chest, but Coke ducks just in time.
-Coffeeguzzler paws a right left to the stomach, but Coke blocks.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
-Coffeeguzzler launches a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Coke ducks.
+Coke punches Coffeeguzzler with a right to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags Coke with a flurry of loud blows to the chest.
Coke tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Coke annoys Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of combinations to the ribs.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a series of combinations to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Coke smashes Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of nasty combinations to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coke landed 22 of 33 punches, and Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler landed 9 of 34 punches.

Coke won the round 10-9

Coke is winning the fight 20-18


Coke remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Coke tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Coffeeguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Coke ducks.
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Coke tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Coke staggers Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Coke lands a volley of powerful combinations to the chest.
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Coke tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Coffeeguzzler attempts a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but Coke escapes.
+Coke attacks with a barrage of nice punches to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Coke tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coke throws a series of punches to the stomach!!
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-Coffeeguzzler launches a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a pair of blows to the chest.
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coke landed 21 of 32 punches, and Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler landed 8 of 31 punches.

Coke won the round 10-9

Coke is winning the fight 30-27


Coke grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Coffeeguzzler is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Coke tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is brawling. (inside)

+Coke fires a volley of stinging combinations to the chest.
Coke lands a resounding left punch in the nose and Coffeeguzzler hurtles to the canvas!!

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FIVE
Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a left right to the mouth, but Coke hides behind his gloves.
+Coffeeguzzler grazes Coke with a volley of shots to the eye!!
-Coffeeguzzler launches a barrage of shots to the face, but Coke ducks.
+Coke attacks with a series of mean combinations to the chest.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Coke covers himself well.
-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a series of right blows to the head, but Coke blocks.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a pair of shots to the temple, but Coke steps aside.
-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a barrage of right shots to the temple, but Coke covers himself well.
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+Coke belts Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of combinations to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler grazes Coke with a flurry of mean punches to the mouth!
Coffeeguzzler lands a devestating hook and Coke is knocked out of the ring!!

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Coke struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Coke thumps Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of powerful combinations to the chest!!
+Coke hurts Coffeeguzzler with a series of combinations to the stomach.
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+Coke stuns Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler hits Coke with a barrage of loud shots to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a flurry of commanding blows to the nose.
Coffeeguzzler lands a beautiful blow to the head and Coke is flattened!!

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Coke struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Coffeeguzzler hammers Coke with a volley of light punches to the jaw! Coke grimaces in pain.
+Coke jars Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of combinations to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler gets mad!
+Coke clocks Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Coke stuns Coffeeguzzler with a pair of quick shots to the solar plexus.
+Coke pounds Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of heavy combinations to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coke landed 39 of 40 punches, and Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler landed 11 of 40 punches.

Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Coke is winning the fight 39-37


Coke is obviously tired.

Coffeeguzzler looks exhausted.



ROUND 5

Coke tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Coffeeguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Coke wakes up the fans with a flurry of combinations to the temple.
-Coke probes with a combination to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler leaps aside.
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+Coke tosses a series of stiff punches to the jaw.
Coke lands a bone crushing right blow to the temple and Coffeeguzzler collapses!!

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Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Coffeeguzzler launches a left hook to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a series of blows to the chest, but goes wide.
Coke tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Coke stuns Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a flurry of right blows to the chest, but Coke backs out of it.
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Coke tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Coke pounds Coffeeguzzler with a stiff straight right to the eye.
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-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a left straight right to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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Coke tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a left left to the solar plexus, but Coke takes it in the forearms.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of punches to the stomach. Coke quickly recovers.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of glancing combinations to the ribs.
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+Coke slams Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the chin.
Coke lands a tremendous right hook and Coffeeguzzler is flattened!!

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Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Coffeeguzzler belts Coke with a barrage of vicious shots to the solar plexus.
+Coke pops Coffeeguzzler with a pair of painful combinations to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coke landed 21 of 33 punches, and Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler landed 5 of 32 punches.

Coke won the round 10-7

Coke is winning the fight 49-44


Coke is obviously tired.

Coffeeguzzler collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 6

Coke tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Coffeeguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Coffeeguzzler probes with a left uppercut to the ribs, but Coke leaps aside.
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Coke tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Coke pokes Coffeeguzzler with a volley of stinging combinations to the jaw.
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+Coke fires a roundhouse to the chin.
Coke lands a resounding haymaker and Coffeeguzzler goes over backwards!!

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NINE
Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Coke catches Coffeeguzzler with a volley of hard combinations to the mouth.
+Coke hits with a series of shots to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler falls against the ropes!
Coke lands a thundering smash to the jaw and Coffeeguzzler is knocked out of the ring!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Coke wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Coke is slowing down.

Coffeeguzzler receives medical attention from his trainer. He has gash below the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Coke 10-9
Round 2: Coke 10-9
Round 3: Coke 10-9
Round 4: Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: Coke 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Coke 10-9
Round 2: Coke 10-9
Round 3: Coke 10-9
Round 4: Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: Coke 10-7


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Coke 10-9
Round 2: Coke 10-9
Round 3: Coke 10-9
Round 4: Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: Coke 10-7

Coke wins by a knockout!