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(Super-Featherweight) Starburns defeated Do the Math by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Wednesday, December 21, 2011

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 129 pounds (59 kilograms) is Do the Math!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Starburns!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Do The Math clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Starburns is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Starburns tosses a commanding uppercut to the face!
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+Starburns hits with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach. Do The Math sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Starburns tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Starburns tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Do The Math attacks with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
Starburns tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Do The Math lands a pair of blows to the stomach!
-Do The Math attacks with a volley of right punches to the chest, but Starburns stays away from it.
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+Starburns thumps Do The Math with a series of punches to the eye.
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+Starburns drills Do The Math with a barrage of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Do the Math landed 13 of 24 punches, and Starburns landed 22 of 23 punches.

Starburns won the round 10-9

Starburns is winning the fight 10-9


Do The Math doesn't even want to rest!

Starburns doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Do The Math clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Starburns is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Do The Math hits Starburns with a barrage of punches to the ribs!
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Starburns tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Starburns tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Starburns catches Do The Math with a pair of punches to the chin. Do The Math laughs!
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+Starburns rocks Do The Math with a barrage of nasty punches to the chest!! Do The Math doesn't notice.
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+Do The Math throws a furious cross to the stomach.
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Starburns tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Do The Math throws a barrage of shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Do The Math attempts a roundhouse to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Starburns smacks Do The Math with a series of punches to the face. Do The Math backpedals to his own corner.
+Starburns pokes Do The Math with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Do The Math hits Starburns with a pair of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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+Starburns drills Do The Math with a flurry of strong punches to the face! Do The Math asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Do the Math landed 13 of 23 punches, and Starburns landed 21 of 23 punches.

Starburns won the round 10-9

Starburns is winning the fight 20-18


Do The Math doesn't even want to rest!

Starburns remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Do The Math clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Starburns is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Starburns hits with a volley of punches to the face! Do The Math hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Starburns tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Do The Math hammers Starburns with a barrage of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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-Do The Math probes with a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but Starburns ducks.
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+Starburns jolts Do The Math with a volley of wild punches to the solar plexus. Do The Math hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Starburns pummels Do The Math with a series of glancing punches to the chest.
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Starburns tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Starburns hits with a series of commanding punches to the jaw. Do The Math quickly recovers.
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+Do The Math connects with a flurry of solid shots to the stomach.
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Starburns tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Do The Math probes with a right right to the stomach, but Starburns steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Do the Math landed 14 of 25 punches, and Starburns landed 23 of 23 punches.

Starburns won the round 10-9

Starburns is winning the fight 30-27


Do The Math remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Starburns grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Do The Math clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Starburns is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Do The Math attempts a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Do The Math attempts a cross to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Do The Math tosses a flurry of nasty shots to the chest.
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Starburns tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
Starburns tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Do The Math hits with a flurry of punches to the stomach!! Starburns ignores it.
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Starburns tries to attack, but Do The Math hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Starburns punches Do The Math with a series of punches to the face. Do The Math sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Do the Math landed 11 of 25 punches, and Starburns landed 7 of 8 punches.

Do the Math won the round 10-9

Starburns is winning the fight 39-37


Do The Math remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Starburns grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Do The Math fights inside. (inside)
Starburns is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Do The Math hits with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
-Do The Math launches a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Do The Math punches Starburns with a pair of commanding punches to the chest.
+Starburns hits Do The Math with a cross to the chin.
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+Starburns pops Do The Math with a flurry of wild punches to the jaw.
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-Do The Math tries a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Starburns deftly avoits it.
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+Starburns lands a flurry of nasty punches to the chest!!
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+Do The Math jolts Starburns with a volley of nice punches to the stomach.
+Starburns tattoos Do The Math with a volley of nasty punches to the eye.
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+Do The Math grazes Starburns with a vicious left to the solar plexus.
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+Starburns smashes Do The Math with a series of hard punches to the nose. Do The Math gets mad!
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-Do The Math probes with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Do the Math landed 19 of 35 punches, and Starburns landed 23 of 25 punches.

Do the Math won the round 10-9

Starburns is winning the fight 48-47


Do The Math grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Starburns grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Do The Math fights inside. (inside)
Starburns is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Do The Math shakes Starburns with a volley of strong shots to the chest. Starburns ignores it.
+Do The Math staggers Starburns with a barrage of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Do The Math belts Starburns with a hook to the solar plexus!
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+Starburns connects with a pair of solid punches to the chin.
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-Do The Math fires a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but misses.
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+Starburns smacks Do The Math with a roundhouse to the stomach! Do The Math beats a hasty retreat.
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+Starburns hits with a series of quick punches to the face.
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+Starburns tosses a flurry of powerful punches to the ribs.
-Do The Math attempts a pair of right shots to the chest, but falls short.
+Starburns pops Do The Math with a barrage of wild punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Do the Math landed 18 of 30 punches, and Starburns landed 30 of 31 punches.

Starburns won the round 10-9

Starburns is winning the fight 58-56


Do The Math grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Starburns is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Do The Math fights inside. (inside)
Starburns is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Do The Math probes with a barrage of left blows to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Do The Math charges with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Starburns quickly backs away.
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+Starburns takes charge with a series of vicious punches to the eye.
-Do The Math attempts a left roundhouse to the head, but Starburns leaps aside.
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+Do The Math smacks Starburns with a loud right to the head.
+Do The Math pounds Starburns with a heavy uppercut to the chin. Starburns covers up.
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-Do The Math attacks with a volley of punches to the eye, but Starburns steps aside.
-Do The Math tries a pair of shots to the face, but Starburns takes it in the forearms.
+Do The Math throws a series of wild shots to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Do the Math landed 17 of 39 punches, and Starburns landed 6 of 8 punches.

Do the Math won the round 10-9

Starburns is winning the fight 67-66


Do The Math grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Starburns is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Do The Math fights inside. (inside)
Starburns is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Do The Math fires a flurry of furious punches to the jaw.
Do The Math lands a cruel uppercut and Starburns hurtles to the canvas!!

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Starburns struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Starburns lands a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Do The Math strikes with a barrage of punches to the head.
+Do The Math lands a pair of commanding blows to the eye.
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+Starburns throws a straight right to the face! Do The Math laughs!
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-Do The Math lunges with a barrage of right blows to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Starburns lands a pair of light punches to the nose. Do The Math doesn't notice.
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-Do The Math throws a series of right blows to the face, but Starburns beats a hasty retreat.
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The fighters circle.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the face.
-Do The Math paws a barrage of right blows to the face, but Starburns covers himself well.
+Starburns catches Do The Math with a volley of heavy punches to the face.
+Starburns solidly lands a series of glancing blows to the head.
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+Starburns scores with a pair of punches to the mouth! Do The Math shakes his head to clear it.
+Do The Math stuns Starburns with a light left to the head.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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+Do The Math shakes Starburns with a series of mean shots to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Do the Math landed 21 of 38 punches, and Starburns landed 32 of 32 punches.

Do the Math won the round 10-8

Do the Math is winning the fight 76-75


Do The Math is obviously tired.

Starburns is obviously tired. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 9

Do The Math fights inside. (inside)
Starburns is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Do The Math tags Starburns with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Do The Math hits Starburns with a series of punches to the mouth.
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-Do The Math fires a pair of blows to the head, but Starburns leaps aside.
-Do The Math attempts a series of left punches to the chin, but Starburns steps aside and laughs.
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-Do The Math throws a right to the temple, but flails uselessly.
+Starburns hammers Do The Math with a pair of nasty punches to the temple!! Do The Math falls against the ropes!
+Do The Math tags Starburns with a off balance right to the eye. Starburns shakes his head to clear it.
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+Do The Math hurts Starburns with a strong roundhouse to the chin. Starburns retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Do the Math landed 17 of 38 punches, and Starburns landed 7 of 8 punches.

Do the Math won the round 10-9

Do the Math is winning the fight 86-84


Do The Math is obviously tired.

Starburns is obviously tired. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 10

Do The Math fights inside. (inside)
Starburns is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Do The Math launches a uppercut to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+Do The Math hurts Starburns with a barrage of nasty shots to the jaw.
+Starburns wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Starburns catches Do The Math with a nice left to the jaw!
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+Starburns jars Do The Math with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Starburns strikes with a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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+Do The Math tattoos Starburns with a strong cross to the head.
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-Do The Math charges with a series of shots to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Do The Math annoys Starburns with a pair of nasty blows to the face.
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+Starburns nails Do The Math with a jab to the eye. Do The Math sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Starburns smacks Do The Math with a series of glancing punches to the face.
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-Do The Math fires a pair of punches to the head, but Starburns backs out of it.
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+Starburns annoys Do The Math with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Do The Math attacks with a barrage of left blows to the jaw, but Starburns steps aside and laughs.
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+Do The Math pokes Starburns with a volley of blows to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Do the Math landed 22 of 41 punches, and Starburns landed 30 of 34 punches.

Starburns won the round 10-9

Do the Math is winning the fight 95-94


Do The Math is obviously tired.

Starburns is obviously tired. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 11

Do The Math fights inside. (inside)
Starburns is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Starburns tosses a barrage of solid punches to the solar plexus. Do The Math hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Do The Math probes with a series of right blows to the head, but Starburns beats a hasty retreat.
+Starburns annoys Do The Math with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Starburns hits with a volley of furious punches to the chest.
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+Starburns whacks Do The Math with a pair of stiff punches to the ribs.
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-Do The Math lunges with a series of right punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Do The Math throws a series of punches to the head, but to no avail.
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+Do The Math suprises Starburns with a volley of hard punches to the mouth. Starburns sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Starburns lashes out with a pair of hard punches to the temple.
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-Do The Math lunges with a volley of left blows to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Starburns hits with a volley of glancing punches to the ribs.
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+Do The Math scores with a series of painful blows to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Do the Math landed 18 of 39 punches, and Starburns landed 27 of 34 punches.

Starburns won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Do The Math is slowing down.

Starburns is slowing down. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 12

Do The Math is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Starburns is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Starburns tattoos Do The Math with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Starburns hits with a volley of painful punches to the nose!
Starburns lands a slow motion haymaker and Do The Math is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Do The Math struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Do The Math hurts Starburns with a uppercut to the chin.
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+Starburns connects with a series of punches to the face.
Starburns lands a terrific left cross to the jaw and Do The Math falls senseless!!

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He's Out!
Starburns wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Do The Math collapses limply onto his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye.

Starburns looks exhausted. He has cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.

The doctor won't let Do the Math continue the fight! Starburns wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Starburns 10-9
Round 2: Starburns 10-9
Round 3: Starburns 10-9
Round 4: Do the Math 10-9
Round 5: Do the Math 10-9
Round 6: Starburns 10-9
Round 7: Do the Math 10-9
Round 8: Do the Math 10-8
Round 9: Do the Math 10-9
Round 10: Starburns 10-9
Round 11: Starburns 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Starburns 10-9
Round 2: Starburns 10-9
Round 3: Starburns 10-9
Round 4: Do the Math 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Starburns 10-9
Round 7: Do the Math 10-9
Round 8: Do the Math 10-8
Round 9: Do the Math 10-9
Round 10: Starburns 10-9
Round 11: Starburns 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Starburns 10-9
Round 2: Starburns 10-9
Round 3: Starburns 10-9
Round 4: Do the Math 10-9
Round 5: Starburns 10-9
Round 6: Starburns 10-9
Round 7: Do the Math 10-9
Round 8: Do the Math 10-8
Round 9: Do the Math 10-9
Round 10: Starburns 10-9
Round 11: Starburns 10-9

Starburns wins by a knockout!