Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\832907.htm on local disk...(Light-Heavyweight) bring back the biff defeated Dickhead by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.Match Friday, December 16, 2011In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 134 pounds (61 kilograms) is bring back the biff!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 172 pounds (78 kilograms) is Dickhead!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
+Dickhead tosses a barrage of powerful blows to the ribs!
+Dickhead slams Bring with a series of heavy blows to the ribs.
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-Dickhead attacks with a left jab to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Dickhead thumps Bring with a flurry of stinging punches to the stomach!
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-Dickhead attempts a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Dickhead annoys Bring with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs.
+Dickhead connects with a barrage of stiff punches to the chest.
-Dickhead tries to land a barrage of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Dickhead hits with a volley of stinging blows to the ribs.
+Dickhead slams Bring with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead punches Bring with a vicious uppercut to the stomach.
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+Dickhead wallops Bring with a pair of shots to the chest.
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+Dickhead slams Bring with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead takes charge with a series of wild shots to the ribs.
-Dickhead tries to land a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Bring covers himself well.
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+Dickhead connects with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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+Dickhead wakes up the fans with a series of shots to the ribs. Bring retreats to the far corner.
+Dickhead hits with a volley of glancing shots to the chest.
+Dickhead jolts Bring with a pair of nice punches to the ribs! Bring retreats to the far corner.
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+Dickhead pummels Bring with a flurry of blows to the chest!
-Dickhead charges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Bring backs out of it.
+Dickhead thumps Bring with a series of glancing blows to the chest.
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-Dickhead paws a pair of shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Bring tattoos Dickhead with a pair of shots to the temple.
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+Dickhead punches Bring with a pair of quick blows to the chest!!
+Dickhead thumps Bring with a flurry of blows to the stomach!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 106 of 144 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 10-9
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
+Dickhead connects with a flurry of mean blows to the stomach.
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-Dickhead fires a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Bring ties him up.
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+Dickhead fires a solid jab to the chest.
+Dickhead hammers Bring with a flurry of commanding blows to the stomach!!
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-Dickhead launches a series of left blows to the ribs, but Bring escapes.
+Dickhead fires a flurry of nice blows to the stomach.
+Bring tattoos Dickhead with a barrage of furious blows to the jaw. Dickhead seems wobbly!
-Dickhead throws a series of left shots to the chest, but Bring deftly avoits it.
-Dickhead lunges with a pair of right blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Dickhead pummels Bring with a heavy right to the stomach.
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+Dickhead hits with a volley of painful shots to the stomach!
-Dickhead attempts a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Bring narrowly avoids it
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+Dickhead staggers Bring with a nasty uppercut to the stomach.
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-Dickhead throws a series of right shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Dickhead attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Bring beats a hasty retreat.
-Dickhead probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Dickhead attacks with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Bring narrowly avoids it
+Dickhead thumps Bring with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Bring seems wobbly!
+Dickhead connects with a flurry of commanding punches to the stomach.
+Dickhead wakes up the fans with a barrage of vicious shots to the chest. Bring doesn't notice.
-Dickhead lashes out with a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but Bring escapes.
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+Dickhead hits with a volley of stinging shots to the ribs. Bring gets mad!
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-Dickhead paws a pair of punches to the stomach, but Bring hides behind his gloves.
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+Dickhead wallops Bring with a pair of shots to the chest. Bring doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 86 of 151 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 20-18
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead is obviously tired.
ROUND 3
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
-Dickhead paws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Bring ducks just in time.
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-Dickhead charges with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Dickhead hits with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead strikes with a stinging straight right to the solar plexus. Bring gets mad!
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+Dickhead grazes Bring with a series of punches to the chest.
-Dickhead attempts a barrage of shots to the chest, but Bring backs out of it.
-Dickhead throws a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Dickhead wallops Bring with a flurry of nice shots to the ribs. Bring asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dickhead staggers Bring with a flurry of painful shots to the ribs.
-Dickhead tries a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
-Dickhead throws a flurry of blows to the chest, but Bring ties him up.
+Dickhead tattoos Bring with a pair of heavy punches to the stomach.
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-Dickhead lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the chest, but to no avail.
-Dickhead lashes out with a pair of blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Dickhead hammers Bring with a pair of punches to the chest.
-Dickhead tries a straight right to the ribs, but Bring ducks just in time.
+Dickhead punches Bring with a volley of shots to the stomach. Bring sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dickhead staggers Bring with a series of painful blows to the stomach.
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-Dickhead fires a pair of right shots to the chest, but Bring hides behind his gloves.
+Dickhead wakes up the fans with a volley of nasty blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dickhead punches Bring with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+Dickhead hits Bring with a stinging right to the chest!!
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+Bring throws a series of nice punches to the head. Dickhead is hurt!
-Dickhead attacks with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
+Dickhead pokes Bring with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dickhead tosses a volley of commanding shots to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead lashes out with a sweeping right to the stomach, but Bring narrowly avoids it
+Dickhead hits with a off balance uppercut to the ribs.
BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 80 of 142 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 30-27
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead looks exhausted.
ROUND 4
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
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+Dickhead tags Bring with a glancing cross to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead wakes up the fans with a off balance cross to the stomach!
+Dickhead hammers Bring with a pair of shots to the chest.
-Dickhead tries a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Bring steps aside and laughs.
-Dickhead paws a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
+Dickhead clocks Bring with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
-Dickhead tries to land a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Dickhead lashes out with a hook to the chest.
-Dickhead launches a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Bring steps aside and laughs.
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+Dickhead drills Bring with a glancing uppercut to the ribs.
-Dickhead attempts a pair of punches to the ribs, but Bring quickly backs away.
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-Dickhead launches a uppercut to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Dickhead paws a barrage of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
-Dickhead tries a volley of punches to the stomach, but Bring hides behind his gloves.
-Dickhead attempts a left left to the ribs, but Bring hides behind his gloves.
-Dickhead launches a pair of blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Dickhead tries to land a flurry of punches to the chest, but Bring blocks.
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+Dickhead scores with a nasty hook to the ribs. Bring laughs!
+Dickhead punches Bring with a heavy jab to the ribs.
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+Dickhead suprises Bring with a nasty cross to the chest.
-Dickhead tries to land a volley of right blows to the ribs, but Bring ducks.
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+Bring tosses a barrage of mean shots to the chest!
-Dickhead probes with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Bring steps aside.
-Dickhead attacks with a series of shots to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Dickhead throws a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Bring stays away from it.
-Dickhead lashes out with a left uppercut to the ribs, but Bring steps aside.
+Dickhead wakes up the fans with a pair of loud shots to the solar plexus.
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-Dickhead charges with a pair of blows to the stomach, but Bring beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dickhead throws a series of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Dickhead throws a volley of blows to the solar plexus!!
-Dickhead probes with a volley of shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 53 of 147 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 40-36
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.
ROUND 5
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
+Dickhead scores with a pair of painful shots to the solar plexus!
+Dickhead tosses a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead tries to land a pair of shots to the stomach, but Bring quickly backs away.
-Dickhead tries to land a flurry of left shots to the chest, but Bring ties him up.
-Dickhead attempts a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Bring steps aside and laughs.
-Dickhead launches a sweeping right to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Dickhead shakes Bring with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus. Bring laughs!
+Dickhead annoys Bring with a barrage of hard punches to the ribs.
-Dickhead charges with a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead probes with a left jab to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead charges with a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Bring covers himself well.
-Dickhead throws a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Bring leaps aside.
-Dickhead attacks with a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead launches a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Bring covers himself well.
-Dickhead attempts a right hook to the solar plexus, but Bring steps aside.
-Dickhead attempts a left sweeping right to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Dickhead rocks Bring with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
-Dickhead throws a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but Bring escapes.
-Dickhead attacks with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead attempts a flurry of blows to the chest, but Bring steps aside.
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead tries to land a volley of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead fires a series of right shots to the chest, but fails to score.
-Dickhead probes with a jab to the ribs, but Bring ducks.
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Bring pummels Dickhead with a series of wild shots to the stomach.
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+Dickhead fires a series of mean punches to the stomach. Bring gets mad!
-Dickhead throws a straight right to the chest, but Bring takes it in the forearms.
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-Dickhead probes with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Bring ducks.
-Dickhead charges with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Dickhead tries to land a series of right punches to the chest, but Bring covers himself well.
-Dickhead tries to land a volley of left blows to the stomach, but Bring stays away from it.
-Dickhead tries a pair of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Dickhead fires a volley of punches to the ribs, but Bring steps aside.
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+Dickhead hits with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Dickhead charges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Bring deftly avoits it.
-Dickhead paws a volley of shots to the chest, but Bring escapes.
-Dickhead charges with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Bring ties him up.
BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 34 of 142 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 50-45
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye.
ROUND 6
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
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+Dickhead lands a barrage of blows to the stomach. Bring beats a hasty retreat.
-Dickhead tries a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Bring blocks.
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-Dickhead lashes out with a volley of blows to the chest, but Bring steps aside and laughs.
+Bring scores with a barrage of commanding shots to the nose!
Bring lands a vicious right blow to the temple and Dickhead bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Dickhead struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dickhead paws a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Bring leaps aside.
-Dickhead attempts a series of blows to the chest, but Bring steps aside.
-Dickhead tries a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Bring quickly backs away.
-Dickhead tries to land a barrage of shots to the chest, but Bring takes it in the forearms.
-Dickhead attempts a left jab to the stomach, but falls short.
-Dickhead attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
-Dickhead tries to land a series of blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Dickhead attacks with a barrage of blows to the chest, but Bring steps aside.
+Bring pops Dickhead with a barrage of mean punches to the head. Dickhead backpedals to his own corner.
Bring lands a blood spattering uppercut and Dickhead is flattened!!
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Dickhead struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dickhead tries a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Dickhead throws a flurry of blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Dickhead probes with a volley of blows to the chest, but falls short.
+Dickhead pummels Bring with a painful hook to the chest.
-Dickhead lunges with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead paws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Bring beats a hasty retreat.
-Dickhead probes with a volley of shots to the ribs, but Bring ducks.
-Dickhead lunges with a flurry of shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dickhead attacks with a light sweeping right to the ribs.
-Dickhead probes with a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-Dickhead lashes out with a pair of right blows to the stomach, but Bring leaps aside.
-Dickhead fires a flurry of blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Bring catches Dickhead with a pair of blows to the chin. Bring strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Dickhead's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
bring back the biff wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
Round 5: Dickhead 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
Round 5: Dickhead 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
Round 5: Dickhead 10-9
bring back the biff wins by a technical knockout!
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