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(Super-Welterweight) "Meatwad" defeated Christine H by knockout (KO) in round 3.

Match Thursday, December 15, 2011

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is "Meatwad"!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 149 pounds (68 kilograms) is Christine H!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Meatwad tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Christine bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

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+Christine pokes Meatwad with a barrage of nice combinations to the temple.
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+Meatwad catches Christine with a series of combinations to the eye.
+Meatwad stuns Christine with a pair of quick punches to the mouth.
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+Christine pounds Meatwad with a volley of glancing punches to the face.
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+Christine staggers Meatwad with a barrage of vicious combinations to the nose.
+Christine connects with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Christine solidly lands a heavy straight right to the nose.
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+ The fighters trade combinations to the jaw.
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+Meatwad tosses a roundhouse to the head. Christine backpedals to his own corner.
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+Meatwad lands a volley of hard combinations to the mouth. Christine laughs!
Meatwad lands a well placed right punch in the nose and Christine is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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SEVEN
Christine struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Christine hits with a flurry of punches to the face.
+Christine lands a series of combinations to the mouth.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
+Meatwad lands a pair of combinations to the head.
Meatwad lands a resounding blow to the head and Christine is knocked out of the ring!!

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EIGHT
Christine struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Meatwad fires a flurry of combinations to the face.
+Meatwad pokes Christine with a flurry of commanding punches to the jaw.
+Christine slams Meatwad with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Meatwad hammers Christine with a barrage of furious combinations to the temple. Christine grimaces in pain.
+Christine wakes up the fans with a volley of loud combinations to the eye.
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+Christine annoys Meatwad with an illegal rabbit punch! This is terrible!
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+Christine throws a volley of mean combinations to the temple. Meatwad sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Christine tosses a flurry of light combinations to the temple. Meatwad ignores it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

"Meatwad" landed 25 of 32 punches, and Christine H landed 39 of 39 punches.

"Meatwad" won the round 10-7

"Meatwad" is winning the fight 10-7


Meatwad doesn't even want to rest!

Christine doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Meatwad tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Christine bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

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+Christine whacks Meatwad with a light straight right to the mouth. Meatwad hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Meatwad annoys Christine with a barrage of glancing punches to the chin. Christine retreats to the far corner.
Meatwad lands a bone crushing hook and Christine drops like a stone!!

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NINE
Christine struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Christine takes charge with a flurry of punches to the head. Meatwad ignores it.
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+Meatwad smacks Christine with a volley of painful combinations to the eye. Christine retreats to the far corner.
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+Christine hits with a barrage of stiff combinations to the temple.
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+Christine staggers Meatwad with a volley of light combinations to the nose.
+Christine fires a pair of light combinations to the temple.
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+Meatwad wakes up the fans with a volley of combinations to the temple!
+Christine thumps Meatwad with a low blow! This is terrible!
+Christine fires a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Christine hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw.
+Meatwad hits Christine with a pair of combinations to the head.
+Meatwad annoys Christine with a series of glancing combinations to the chin.
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+Meatwad lands a wild combination to the head!
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+Christine grazes Meatwad with a series of glancing shots to the face.
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+Meatwad scores with a series of combinations to the nose! Christine gets mad!
Meatwad lands a resounding right uppercut and Christine goes down!!

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SIX
Christine struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Christine punches Meatwad with a strong straight right to the face. Meatwad ignores it.
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-Meatwad charges with a series of left punches to the jaw, but Christine ducks just in time.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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+Christine wakes up the fans with a flurry of combinations to the face. Meatwad gets mad!

BELL

According to the commentator:

"Meatwad" landed 27 of 32 punches, and Christine H landed 35 of 42 punches.

"Meatwad" won the round 10-7

"Meatwad" is winning the fight 20-14


Meatwad remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Christine grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Meatwad tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Christine bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

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+Christine jolts Meatwad with a barrage of nice combinations to the eye.
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+Christine lands a series of stinging punches to the face.
+Christine hammers Meatwad with a volley of solid combinations to the mouth.
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+Christine tags Meatwad with a low blow! The Ref mus be blind!
-Meatwad tries to land a volley of combinations to the mouth, but Christine beats a hasty retreat.
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+Meatwad fires a volley of solid combinations to the nose.
Meatwad lands a sudden punch in the nose and Christine's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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TEN
He's Out!
"Meatwad" wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Meatwad remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Christine is obviously tired.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: "Meatwad" 10-7
Round 2: "Meatwad" 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: "Meatwad" 10-7
Round 2: "Meatwad" 10-7


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: "Meatwad" 10-7
Round 2: "Meatwad" 10-7

"Meatwad" wins by a knockout!