Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\831687.htm on local disk...(Light-Heavyweight) bring back the biff defeated Dickhead by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Friday, November 25, 2011In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is bring back the biff!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 172 pounds (78 kilograms) is Dickhead!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
-Dickhead charges with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Bring ties him up.
+Dickhead connects with a jab to the stomach.
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+Dickhead punches Bring with a barrage of nice shots to the ribs.
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-Dickhead paws a series of punches to the stomach, but Bring ducks.
+Dickhead suprises Bring with a volley of strong blows to the chest. Bring sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Dickhead tosses a barrage of shots to the solar plexus. Bring gets mad!
+Dickhead wakes up the fans with a volley of quick blows to the stomach.
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+Dickhead attacks with a pair of quick blows to the ribs. Bring laughs!
+Dickhead tags Bring with a series of powerful blows to the stomach.
+Bring whacks Dickhead with a vicious cross to the nose.
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-Dickhead throws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but misses.
+Dickhead rocks Bring with a pair of nice shots to the stomach.
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+Dickhead grazes Bring with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Dickhead pummels Bring with a pair of quick shots to the chest!!
+Dickhead suprises Bring with a furious uppercut to the solar plexus! Bring hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dickhead pounds Bring with a volley of wild shots to the solar plexus. Bring falls against the ropes!
+Dickhead solidly lands a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dickhead throws a mean roundhouse to the solar plexus. Bring doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dickhead jolts Bring with a powerful jab to the ribs.
+Dickhead fires a series of powerful blows to the stomach.
+Dickhead drills Bring with a flurry of light punches to the chest.
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-Dickhead probes with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Bring ties him up.
-Dickhead throws a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Bring beats a hasty retreat.
-Dickhead attempts a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Dickhead slams Bring with a pair of blows to the stomach. Bring ignores it.
-Dickhead tries a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Dickhead hits Bring with a pair of vicious punches to the solar plexus!!
+Dickhead grazes Bring with a stiff right to the chest!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 111 of 156 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 10-9
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
+Bring hurts Dickhead with a volley of loud punches to the mouth.
+Dickhead staggers Bring with a volley of blows to the solar plexus. Bring hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dickhead rocks Bring with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead attacks with a right roundhouse to the stomach, but Bring hides behind his gloves.
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-Dickhead attacks with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Dickhead throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dickhead wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Dickhead launches a jab to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Dickhead throws a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Bring beats a hasty retreat.
+Dickhead solidly lands a series of shots to the ribs.
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-Dickhead lunges with a series of left punches to the chest, but Bring stays away from it.
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+Dickhead hits with a barrage of nasty blows to the stomach.
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+Dickhead tags Bring with a volley of stiff punches to the chest.
+Dickhead annoys Bring with a powerful hook to the chest.
+Dickhead drills Bring with a volley of shots to the chest.
+Dickhead wallops Bring with a pair of powerful punches to the chest!
+Dickhead takes charge with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead attempts a volley of right shots to the chest, but Bring blocks.
+Dickhead pokes Bring with a pair of hard punches to the stomach.
-Dickhead charges with a series of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
-Dickhead lunges with a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but Bring takes it in the forearms.
-Dickhead paws a pair of punches to the stomach, but Bring covers himself well.
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+Dickhead fires a pair of shots to the stomach.
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+Dickhead rocks Bring with a pair of mean shots to the stomach!
+Dickhead tosses a series of mean shots to the ribs.
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-Dickhead tries a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Bring deftly avoits it.
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+Dickhead tags Bring with a series of strong blows to the stomach. Bring doesn't seem bothered.
-Dickhead lashes out with a jab to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Dickhead solidly lands a flurry of wild blows to the solar plexus!
+Dickhead wallops Bring with a barrage of blows to the chest.
BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 91 of 139 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 20-18
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead is obviously tired. He has a fractured nose.
ROUND 3
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
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+Dickhead annoys Bring with a right to the chest. Bring shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dickhead attacks with a pair of off balance shots to the ribs. Bring sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Dickhead tries to land a right hook to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead tries to land a volley of punches to the chest, but misses.
-Dickhead fires a series of right shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dickhead wakes up the fans with a vicious jab to the solar plexus.
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+Bring hits Dickhead with a barrage of stiff shots to the mouth!
-Dickhead lashes out with a straight right to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Dickhead smashes Bring with a right to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead attempts a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Bring backs out of it.
+Dickhead suprises Bring with a flurry of furious shots to the ribs! Bring falls against the ropes!
+Dickhead grazes Bring with a light roundhouse to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead launches a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Bring backs out of it.
-Dickhead attempts a right to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Dickhead suprises Bring with a series of blows to the ribs.
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+Dickhead backs up Bring with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus! Bring sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Dickhead tries a cross to the stomach, but Bring escapes.
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-Dickhead attempts a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Dickhead throws a series of right blows to the ribs, but Bring stays away from it.
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+Dickhead stuns Bring with a series of stiff blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dickhead hits with a cross to the ribs.
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-Dickhead probes with a pair of shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
+Dickhead attacks with a painful hook to the chest!
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-Dickhead fires a right roundhouse to the ribs, but Bring steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 70 of 148 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 30-27
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead looks exhausted. He has a fractured nose.
ROUND 4
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
-Dickhead tries to land a right to the stomach, but Bring blocks.
-Dickhead attempts a flurry of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
+Dickhead catches Bring with a series of glancing blows to the stomach. Bring shakes his head to clear it.
+Dickhead annoys Bring with a barrage of shots to the chest.
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-Dickhead tries to land a left jab to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Dickhead hits Bring with a barrage of loud blows to the stomach.
-Dickhead lunges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Bring hides behind his gloves.
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-Dickhead tries to land a uppercut to the ribs, but Bring quickly backs away.
+Dickhead scores with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
-Dickhead attempts a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Bring quickly backs away.
+Dickhead annoys Bring with a cross to the stomach!
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+Bring smacks Dickhead with a series of painful shots to the ribs.
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-Dickhead tries to land a pair of left blows to the ribs, but falls short.
+Dickhead pops Bring with a barrage of solid shots to the solar plexus.
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-Dickhead lashes out with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
+Dickhead hits Bring with a volley of blows to the chest! Bring hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dickhead hits Bring with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
+Dickhead fires a flurry of hard punches to the stomach.
-Dickhead launches a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Bring covers himself well.
-Dickhead throws a barrage of shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Dickhead tries a volley of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Dickhead catches Bring with a barrage of blows to the stomach!
-Dickhead throws a left right to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+Dickhead hits with a barrage of light blows to the ribs.
-Dickhead lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Bring beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dickhead probes with a right uppercut to the ribs, but Bring steps aside and laughs.
-Dickhead attempts a uppercut to the ribs, but Bring covers himself well.
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+Dickhead stuns Bring with a barrage of off balance punches to the stomach.
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-Dickhead tries a barrage of blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Dickhead throws a roundhouse to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Dickhead slams Bring with a flurry of stinging shots to the stomach.
+Dickhead throws a flurry of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 7 of 7 punches, and Dickhead landed 48 of 140 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 40-36
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead receives medical attention from his trainer. He has a broken nose.
ROUND 5
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
-Dickhead lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Bring deftly avoits it.
-Dickhead lunges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Dickhead probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Bring shakes Dickhead with a volley of quick shots to the face.
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-Dickhead lashes out with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Bring narrowly avoids it
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+Dickhead whacks Bring with a volley of vicious punches to the solar plexus! Bring sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Dickhead throws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Bring ties him up.
+Dickhead hits Bring with a series of blows to the chest!
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+Dickhead lands a quick left to the stomach. Bring falls against the ropes!
-Dickhead fires a jab to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Dickhead attacks with a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Bring punches Dickhead with a flurry of nice punches to the chest. Bring attacks like a wild man! Dickhead's manager throws in the towel! The Referee stops the fight!
bring back the biff wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead can't remember which corner is his. He has a broken nose.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
bring back the biff wins by a technical knockout!
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