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(Welterweight) Fart Smeller Chimp defeated David Podgorny by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Thursday, November 24, 2011

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 144 pounds (65 kilograms) is Fart Smeller Chimp!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 145 pounds (66 kilograms) is David Podgorny!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Chimp is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Podgorny covers up.

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+Chimp annoys Podgorny with a volley of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Podgorny sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Chimp smashes Podgorny with a pair of stinging punches to the chest.
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+Chimp jars Podgorny with a barrage of heavy punches to the face!
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+Chimp pummels Podgorny with a roundhouse to the temple.
+Chimp hurts Podgorny with a hard straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Chimp fires a right sweeping right to the mouth, but Podgorny steps aside and laughs.
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+Chimp clocks Podgorny with a volley of punches to the nose.
-Chimp attempts a straight right to the head, but Podgorny stays away from it.
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-Chimp probes with a flurry of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Chimp tries a right sweeping right to the head, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Smeller Chimp landed 33 of 56 punches, and David Podgorny landed 5 of 8 punches.

Fart Smeller Chimp won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller Chimp is winning the fight 10-9


Chimp doesn't want to stop fighting!

Podgorny doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Chimp is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Podgorny covers up.

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+Chimp strikes with a volley of mean punches to the ribs.
+Podgorny connects with a barrage of nice punches to the jaw.
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-Chimp tries a jab to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Chimp throws a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Podgorny narrowly avoids it
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+Chimp annoys Podgorny with a pair of strong blows to the stomach!
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-Chimp throws a volley of punches to the chest, but Podgorny ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Smeller Chimp landed 16 of 33 punches, and David Podgorny landed 6 of 8 punches.

Fart Smeller Chimp won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller Chimp is winning the fight 20-18


Chimp doesn't want to stop fighting!

Podgorny doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Chimp is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Podgorny covers up.

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+Podgorny hits with a barrage of strong punches to the nose.
-Chimp charges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Podgorny quickly backs away.
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-Chimp charges with a roundhouse to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Chimp connects with a pair of stiff blows to the stomach. Podgorny beats a hasty retreat.
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+Chimp lands a volley of wild punches to the chest. Podgorny ignores it.
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-Chimp probes with a pair of right punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Smeller Chimp landed 16 of 32 punches, and David Podgorny landed 5 of 7 punches.

Fart Smeller Chimp won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller Chimp is winning the fight 30-27


Chimp doesn't even want to rest!

Podgorny doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Chimp is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Podgorny covers up.

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+Podgorny jars Chimp with a pair of punches to the temple!
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+Chimp takes charge with a wild cross to the temple.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Smeller Chimp landed 5 of 8 punches, and David Podgorny landed 5 of 8 punches.

Fart Smeller Chimp won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller Chimp is winning the fight 40-36


Chimp doesn't even want to rest!

Podgorny doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Chimp is using the ring. (using the ring)
Podgorny covers up.

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+Chimp thumps Podgorny with a volley of vicious punches to the nose.
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-Chimp attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Chimp clocks Podgorny with a barrage of shots to the nose. Podgorny retreats to the far corner.
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-Chimp tries a straight right to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Podgorny hits Chimp with a series of blows to the temple.
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+Chimp lands a mean jab to the chin.
-Chimp attempts a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Podgorny covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Smeller Chimp landed 16 of 34 punches, and David Podgorny landed 6 of 9 punches.

Fart Smeller Chimp won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller Chimp is winning the fight 50-45


Chimp doesn't even want to rest!

Podgorny doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Chimp is using the ring. (using the ring)
Podgorny covers up.

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+Podgorny tosses a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Chimp falls against the ropes!
-Chimp fires a pair of punches to the eye, but Podgorny ducks.
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+Chimp pummels Podgorny with a volley of vicious punches to the jaw!
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+Chimp pokes Podgorny with a barrage of loud punches to the eye.
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-Chimp paws a pair of right punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Smeller Chimp landed 15 of 34 punches, and David Podgorny landed 5 of 8 punches.

Fart Smeller Chimp won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller Chimp is winning the fight 60-54


Chimp doesn't even want to rest!

Podgorny doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Chimp is using the ring. (using the ring)
Podgorny covers up.

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-Chimp lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the face, but Podgorny quickly backs away.
-Chimp probes with a series of left punches to the chin, but Podgorny quickly backs away.
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+Chimp whacks Podgorny with a barrage of hard punches to the temple.
+Podgorny tags Chimp with a pair of off balance shots to the chest. Chimp hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Chimp throws a right jab to the chin, but falls short.
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+Chimp fires a volley of heavy punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Smeller Chimp landed 15 of 30 punches, and David Podgorny landed 6 of 8 punches.

Fart Smeller Chimp won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller Chimp is winning the fight 70-63


Chimp doesn't even want to rest!

Podgorny doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Chimp is using the ring. (using the ring)
Podgorny covers up.

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-Chimp throws a pair of left punches to the head, but Podgorny hides behind his gloves.
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-Chimp attempts a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Podgorny ducks just in time.
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+Chimp tattoos Podgorny with a volley of punches to the chin! Podgorny falls against the ropes!
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-Chimp tries to land a pair of left punches to the head, but Podgorny blocks.
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+Chimp lands a series of light punches to the eye.
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+Chimp pokes Podgorny with a volley of painful punches to the nose. Podgorny hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Smeller Chimp landed 15 of 30 punches, and David Podgorny landed 5 of 9 punches.

Fart Smeller Chimp won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller Chimp is winning the fight 80-72


Chimp doesn't even want to rest!

Podgorny doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Chimp is using the ring. (using the ring)
Podgorny covers up.

-Chimp charges with a series of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Chimp throws a pair of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Chimp charges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Podgorny hides behind his gloves.
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+Chimp wakes up the fans with a stiff jab to the face.
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+Podgorny suprises Chimp with a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw.
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+Chimp lands a vicious roundhouse to the eye! Podgorny quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Smeller Chimp landed 17 of 32 punches, and David Podgorny landed 5 of 7 punches.

Fart Smeller Chimp won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller Chimp is winning the fight 90-81


Chimp doesn't even want to rest!

Podgorny doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Chimp is using the ring. (using the ring)
Podgorny covers up.

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+Chimp pops Podgorny with a series of punches to the chin!
+Chimp connects with a series of commanding shots to the jaw. Podgorny shakes his head to clear it.
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+Chimp suprises Podgorny with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Podgorny pokes Chimp with a barrage of vicious shots to the nose. Chimp covers up.
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+Chimp punches Podgorny with a volley of off balance punches to the nose.
-Chimp attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but Podgorny covers himself well.
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-Chimp charges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Chimp probes with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Smeller Chimp landed 18 of 30 punches, and David Podgorny landed 6 of 9 punches.

Fart Smeller Chimp won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller Chimp is winning the fight 100-90


Chimp doesn't even want to rest!

Podgorny doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Chimp is using the ring. (using the ring)
Podgorny covers up.

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-Chimp throws a volley of blows to the head, but Podgorny ducks.
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-Chimp charges with a volley of punches to the head, but falls short.
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+Chimp throws a series of blows to the nose! Podgorny hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Chimp lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Podgorny blocks.
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+Podgorny strikes with a flurry of loud punches to the chin.
+Chimp jolts Podgorny with a volley of nice punches to the face.
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+Chimp lands a series of punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Smeller Chimp landed 12 of 28 punches, and David Podgorny landed 6 of 8 punches.

Fart Smeller Chimp won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller Chimp is winning the fight 110-99


Chimp doesn't even want to rest!

Podgorny doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Chimp is using the ring. (using the ring)
Podgorny covers up.

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-Chimp lunges with a volley of right punches to the head, but to no avail.
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+Chimp connects with a series of light punches to the jaw. Podgorny laughs!
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+Podgorny tags Chimp with a volley of powerful punches to the ribs.
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-Chimp attempts a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Podgorny hides behind his gloves.
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+Chimp hits with a barrage of loud punches to the mouth.
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-Chimp throws a pair of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Smeller Chimp landed 15 of 30 punches, and David Podgorny landed 6 of 7 punches.

Fart Smeller Chimp won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller Chimp is winning the fight 120-108


Chimp doesn't even want to rest!

Podgorny doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 2: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 3: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 4: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 5: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 6: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 7: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 8: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 9: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 10: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 11: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 12: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9

Total Score: Fart Smeller Chimp 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 2: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 3: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 4: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 5: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 6: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 7: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 8: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 9: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 10: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 11: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 12: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9

Total Score: Fart Smeller Chimp 120-108


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 2: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 3: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 4: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 5: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 6: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 7: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 8: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 9: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 10: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 11: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 12: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9

Total Score: Fart Smeller Chimp 120-108

Fart Smeller Chimp wins by decision!