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(Bantamweight) Sasha "Lighting" Boner defeated This Guy Sucks by knockout (KO) in round 3.

Match Tuesday, November 15, 2011

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Sasha "Lighting" Boner!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 103 pounds (47 kilograms) is This Guy Sucks!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Lighting is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

Sucks probes with a pair of roundhouses to the face, but Lighting knocks it away and strikes first with a mean left to the nose.
-Sucks throws a barrage of left uppercuts to the temple, but Lighting narrowly avoids it
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+Lighting solidly lands a barrage of solid shots to the eye!! Sucks seems wobbly!
+Lighting connects with a pair of off balance combinations to the face.
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+Lighting annoys Sucks with a series of mean shots to the head!
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-Sucks fires a pair of right hooks to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Lighting punches Sucks with a wild right to the face.
-Sucks paws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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Sucks probes with a pair of blows to the ribs, but Lighting slips it and strikes first with a counter-punch to the chin.
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+Lighting catches Sucks with a barrage of solid combinations to the eye. Sucks backpedals to his own corner.
Sucks probes with a right cross to the head, but Lighting knocks it away and hits first with a combination to the eye. Sucks laughs!
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+Lighting annoys Sucks with a series of shots to the jaw. Sucks ignores it.
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-Sucks attempts a pair of right crosses to the head, but misses.
Sucks launches a pair of shots to the temple, but Lighting deflects it and hits back with a volley of uppercuts to the solar plexus.
-Sucks probes with a volley of right crosses to the face, but goes wide.
+Sucks hurts Lighting with a barrage of stiff hooks to the chest.
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+Lighting stuns Sucks with a volley of powerful crosses to the nose.
-Sucks lunges with a pair of left roundhouses to the chest, but Lighting quickly backs away.
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Sucks lunges with a pair of right shots to the jaw, but Lighting deflects it and hits back with a volley of combinations to the jaw!
-Sucks launches a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Lighting beats a hasty retreat.
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-Sucks probes with a volley of right uppercuts to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Sucks charges with a series of blows to the chest, but misses completely.
-Sucks lashes out with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Lighting steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sasha "Lighting" Boner landed 36 of 43 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 9 of 72 punches.

Sasha "Lighting" Boner won the round 10-9

Sasha "Lighting" Boner is winning the fight 10-9


Lighting doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sucks doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 2

Lighting is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Sucks attempts a left to the ribs, but Lighting narrowly avoids it
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+Lighting fires a flurry of heavy combinations to the eye.
+Lighting attacks with a flurry of commanding combinations to the head.
Lighting lands a tremendous cross to the jaw and Sucks is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Sucks struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Sucks throws a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Lighting takes it on the gloves and counters with a volley of off balance combinations to the chin.
-Sucks paws a flurry of right blows to the chin, but Lighting quickly backs away.
-Sucks charges with a barrage of crosses to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Sucks fires a barrage of left crosses to the face, but to no avail.
Sucks tries a series of punches to the eye, but Lighting deflects it and strikes back with a series of punches to the temple. Sucks sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Sucks charges with a pair of punches to the face, but Lighting backs out of it.
Sucks charges with a series of right punches to the chin, but Lighting takes it on the gloves and counters with a series of strong shots to the temple. Sucks falls against the ropes!
-Sucks probes with a flurry of combinations to the jaw, but misses.
-Sucks throws a flurry of left combinations to the eye, but Lighting beats a hasty retreat.
Sucks fires a volley of right blows to the jaw, but Lighting knocks it away and hits first with a volley of wild combinations to the face.
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Sucks paws a right left to the mouth, but Lighting slips it and counters with a volley of off balance combinations to the jaw.
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-Sucks tries a pair of left uppercuts to the stomach, but Lighting takes it in the forearms.
-Sucks lashes out with a right left to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Lighting slams Sucks with a series of quick shots to the eye.
+Lighting fires a flurry of heavy uppercuts to the jaw.
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-Sucks attempts a pair of left combinations to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Sucks attempts a volley of right shots to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Lighting jolts Sucks with a series of combinations to the jaw.
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+Sucks tosses a pair of quick shots to the jaw.
-Sucks attacks with a volley of crosses to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Lighting nails Sucks with a counter-punch to the eye. Sucks sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Sucks fires a volley of roundhouses to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Sucks throws a pair of crosses to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sasha "Lighting" Boner landed 39 of 41 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 8 of 70 punches.

Sasha "Lighting" Boner won the round 10-8

Sasha "Lighting" Boner is winning the fight 20-17


Lighting doesn't even want to rest!

Sucks grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Lighting fights inside. (inside)
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Lighting hits Sucks with a vicious left to the chin!!
Lighting lands a decisive left blow to the temple and Sucks hurtles to the canvas!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Sasha "Lighting" Boner wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Lighting doesn't even want to rest!

Sucks can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut.

The doctor won't let This Guy Sucks continue the fight! Sasha "Lighting" Boner wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Sasha "Lighting" Boner 10-9
Round 2: Sasha "Lighting" Boner 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Sasha "Lighting" Boner 10-9
Round 2: Sasha "Lighting" Boner 10-8


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Sasha "Lighting" Boner 10-9
Round 2: Sasha "Lighting" Boner 10-8

Sasha "Lighting" Boner wins by a knockout!