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(Welterweight) lovita 'loser' defeated Dancing Chimp by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Saturday, October 29, 2011

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 145 pounds (66 kilograms) is Dancing Chimp!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is lovita 'loser'!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Chimp stays outside and uses his jab.
Loser' is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Chimp probes with a cross to the chest, but falls short.
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+Loser' punches Chimp with a series of solid punches to the jaw.
-Chimp attempts a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Loser' ducks just in time.
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+Loser' pokes Chimp with a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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-Chimp fires a volley of left punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Chimp attacks with a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach.
+Loser' staggers Chimp with a series of glancing punches to the nose. Chimp covers up.
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+Loser' rocks Chimp with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Loser' attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Loser' lashes out with a pair of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Chimp probes with a right to the ribs, but Loser' quickly backs away.
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+Loser' whacks Chimp with a stiff straight right to the chin.
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-Loser' attempts a jab to the chin, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Chimp landed 9 of 34 punches, and lovita 'loser' landed 26 of 40 punches.

lovita 'loser' won the round 10-9

lovita 'loser' is winning the fight 10-9


Chimp doesn't want to stop fighting!

Loser' doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Chimp stays outside and uses his jab.
Loser' is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Chimp probes with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Loser' hides behind his gloves.
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+Chimp hits with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Chimp probes with a roundhouse to the ribs, but misses.
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-Chimp tries a barrage of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Chimp launches a straight right to the ribs, but Loser' ducks.
+Chimp hits with a volley of nice punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Chimp landed 10 of 29 punches, and lovita 'loser' landed 6 of 8 punches.

Dancing Chimp won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Chimp doesn't want to stop fighting!

Loser' doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Chimp stays outside and uses his jab.
Loser' is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Loser' attempts a flurry of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
-Loser' paws a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
+Loser' pops Chimp with a nasty jab to the jaw.
+Loser' fires a pair of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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+Loser' hits with a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Loser' probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Chimp leaps aside.
-Loser' attempts a flurry of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Chimp charges with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Loser' leaps aside.
+Loser' hurts Chimp with a barrage of mean punches to the eye.
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+Loser' lands a pair of punches to the temple.
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-Loser' throws a left to the chin, but only hits air.
+Loser' throws a flurry of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Loser' annoys Chimp with a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Chimp probes with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Chimp hits Loser' with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Chimp landed 10 of 34 punches, and lovita 'loser' landed 39 of 64 punches.

lovita 'loser' won the round 10-9

lovita 'loser' is winning the fight 29-28


Chimp doesn't even want to rest!

Loser' doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Chimp stays outside and uses his jab.
Loser' is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Chimp hammers Loser' with a series of light shots to the solar plexus.
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-Chimp paws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Loser' blocks.
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-Chimp probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Loser' ducks just in time.
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+Chimp strikes with a volley of punches to the stomach. Loser' beats a hasty retreat.
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-Chimp attempts a jab to the solar plexus, but Loser' takes it in the forearms.
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+Loser' hits with a pair of punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Chimp landed 10 of 30 punches, and lovita 'loser' landed 5 of 8 punches.

Dancing Chimp won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Chimp doesn't even want to rest!

Loser' doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Chimp stays outside and throws solid jabs.
Loser' is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Chimp probes with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Loser' fires a jab to the chest.
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-Chimp attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
-Chimp attacks with a barrage of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
+Loser' throws a sweeping right to the mouth!
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-Loser' lunges with a volley of punches to the temple, but Chimp hides behind his gloves.
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+Loser' tosses a barrage of punches to the face.
-Loser' paws a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Chimp ties him up.
+Chimp tosses a solid jab to the chest. Loser' sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Loser' clocks Chimp with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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-Loser' launches a series of left punches to the nose, but Chimp beats a hasty retreat.
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-Loser' launches a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Chimp escapes.
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-Chimp attempts a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Loser' lands a flurry of hard punches to the eye. Chimp grimaces in pain.
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+Loser' strikes with a sweeping right to the jaw.
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+Chimp hits with a vicious sweeping right to the chest. Loser' seems wobbly!
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-Loser' lunges with a volley of punches to the eye, but Chimp covers himself well.
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+Loser' tosses a heavy left to the nose. Chimp quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Chimp landed 11 of 31 punches, and lovita 'loser' landed 39 of 59 punches.

lovita 'loser' won the round 10-9

lovita 'loser' is winning the fight 48-47


Chimp doesn't even want to rest!

Loser' remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Chimp stays outside and throws solid jabs.
Loser' is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Chimp throws a right jab to the stomach, but Loser' deftly avoits it.
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+Chimp shakes Loser' with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
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-Chimp attempts a pair of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Chimp charges with a series of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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-Chimp lashes out with a pair of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Chimp pounds Loser' with a hard roundhouse to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Chimp landed 10 of 30 punches, and lovita 'loser' landed 5 of 8 punches.

Dancing Chimp won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Chimp doesn't even want to rest!

Loser' remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Chimp stays outside and throws solid jabs.
Loser' is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Loser' thumps Chimp with a jab to the solar plexus.
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-Chimp attempts a right jab to the stomach, but misses.
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+Chimp smacks Loser' with a barrage of strong punches to the chest.
-Loser' tries a volley of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Chimp attacks with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Loser' takes it in the forearms.
+Loser' throws a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Loser' throws a series of left punches to the nose, but Chimp stays away from it.
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+Loser' grazes Chimp with a pair of furious punches to the head.
+Loser' catches Chimp with a pair of stinging punches to the chin. Chimp laughs!
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+Loser' jars Chimp with a strong cross to the head!
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+Loser' punches Chimp with a volley of off balance punches to the face.
-Loser' paws a series of punches to the chest, but Chimp steps aside and laughs.
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-Chimp probes with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Chimp tries a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Chimp tries a pair of punches to the chest, but Loser' ducks just in time.
+Loser' tosses a volley of punches to the solar plexus.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Chimp landed 10 of 32 punches, and lovita 'loser' landed 42 of 65 punches.

lovita 'loser' won the round 10-9

lovita 'loser' is winning the fight 67-66


Chimp doesn't even want to rest!

Loser' grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Chimp throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Loser' is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Loser' slams Chimp with a volley of nasty punches to the nose. Chimp falls against the ropes!
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+Loser' throws a flurry of punches to the eye.
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-Loser' fires a volley of blows to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Loser' lunges with a jab to the mouth, but Chimp hides behind his gloves.
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+Chimp attacks with a series of punches to the temple.
+Loser' smacks Chimp with a series of roundhouses to the head.
-Chimp fires a pair of punches to the eye, but Loser' hides behind his gloves.
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-Chimp charges with a series of right blows to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Chimp probes with a flurry of shots to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Chimp probes with a volley of left punches to the face, but Loser' leaps aside.
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+Loser' hits with a jab to the eye!!
+Chimp hits with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Loser' quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Chimp landed 14 of 41 punches, and lovita 'loser' landed 27 of 42 punches.

lovita 'loser' won the round 10-9

lovita 'loser' is winning the fight 77-75


Chimp grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Loser' grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Chimp throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Loser' is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Chimp attempts a series of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Chimp pops Loser' with a barrage of mean shots to the eye. Loser' covers up.
+Loser' hits with a volley of nice punches to the temple.
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-Chimp lunges with a pair of crosses to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Chimp lashes out with a left cross to the nose, but falls short.
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-Chimp charges with a roundhouse to the chin, but only hits air.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Chimp landed 9 of 41 punches, and lovita 'loser' landed 5 of 8 punches.

Dancing Chimp won the round 10-9

lovita 'loser' is winning the fight 86-85


Chimp grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Loser' grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Chimp throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Loser' is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Chimp paws a volley of right shots to the face, but fails to score.
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+Chimp fires a volley of painful hooks to the temple.
+Chimp hits with a barrage of crosses to the temple.
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+Loser' connects with a series of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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-Loser' charges with a flurry of left punches to the face, but to no avail.
+Loser' fires a volley of painful shots to the nose.
Loser' lands a mighty left hook and Chimp drops like a stone!!

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Chimp struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Chimp probes with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Loser' ducks just in time.
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-Chimp tries to land a series of uppercuts to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Chimp throws a right roundhouse to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Loser' smashes Chimp with a jab to the jaw.
+Loser' rocks Chimp with a pair of punches to the mouth.
-Chimp probes with a left to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Chimp lunges with a flurry of shots to the eye, but misses.
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+Loser' solidly lands a volley of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dancing Chimp landed 9 of 38 punches, and lovita 'loser' landed 29 of 42 punches.

lovita 'loser' won the round 10-8

lovita 'loser' is winning the fight 96-93


Chimp is slowing down. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken jaw.

Loser' grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Chimp throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Loser' is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Chimp attacks with a left to the jaw, but Loser' ducks.
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+Loser' throws a volley of punches to the mouth. Chimp ignores it.
Loser' lands a bone crushing left blow to the head and Chimp is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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He's Out!
lovita 'loser' wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Chimp receives medical attention from his trainer. He has cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken jaw.

Loser' grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: lovita 'loser' 10-9
Round 2: Dancing Chimp 10-9
Round 3: lovita 'loser' 10-9
Round 4: Dancing Chimp 10-9
Round 5: lovita 'loser' 10-9
Round 6: Dancing Chimp 10-9
Round 7: lovita 'loser' 10-9
Round 8: lovita 'loser' 10-9
Round 9: Dancing Chimp 10-9
Round 10: lovita 'loser' 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: lovita 'loser' 10-9
Round 2: Dancing Chimp 10-9
Round 3: lovita 'loser' 10-9
Round 4: Dancing Chimp 10-9
Round 5: lovita 'loser' 10-9
Round 6: Dancing Chimp 10-9
Round 7: lovita 'loser' 10-9
Round 8: lovita 'loser' 10-9
Round 9: Dancing Chimp 10-9
Round 10: lovita 'loser' 10-8


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: lovita 'loser' 10-9
Round 2: Dancing Chimp 10-9
Round 3: lovita 'loser' 10-9
Round 4: Dancing Chimp 10-9
Round 5: lovita 'loser' 10-9
Round 6: Dancing Chimp 10-9
Round 7: lovita 'loser' 10-9
Round 8: lovita 'loser' 10-9
Round 9: Dancing Chimp 10-9
Round 10: lovita 'loser' 10-8

lovita 'loser' wins by a knockout!