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(Strawweight) Jeff "Effin" Holmes defeated Mr. Chicken by knockout (KO) in round 10.

Match Thursday, October 27, 2011

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 99 pounds (45 kilograms) is Jeff "Effin" Holmes!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 100 pounds (45 kilograms) is Mr. Chicken!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Effin is using the ring. (using the ring)
Chicken clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Chicken fires a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+Effin backs up Chicken with a pair of punches to the face.
-Chicken throws a uppercut to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Chicken lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but Effin ties him up.
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+Chicken solidly lands a flurry of light punches to the solar plexus. Effin hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Effin lands a volley of heavy punches to the eye.
+Effin whacks Chicken with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Chicken probes with a hook to the ribs, but Effin covers himself well.
+Chicken hits Effin with a quick roundhouse to the ribs.
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+Chicken attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach!!
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+Effin catches Chicken with a stinging sweeping right to the face. Chicken sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
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Effin tries to attack, but Chicken hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Chicken attacks with a volley of punches to the chest. Effin sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Effin tries to attack, but Chicken hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Effin throws a flurry of punches to the nose. Chicken doesn't seem bothered.
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+Effin fires a volley of strong punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jeff "Effin" Holmes landed 35 of 39 punches, and Mr. Chicken landed 23 of 44 punches.

Jeff "Effin" Holmes won the round 10-9

Jeff "Effin" Holmes is winning the fight 10-9


Effin doesn't want to stop fighting!

Chicken doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Effin is using the ring. (using the ring)
Chicken clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Effin wakes up the fans with a series of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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+Effin stuns Chicken with a volley of powerful punches to the jaw.
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+Chicken annoys Effin with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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Effin tries to attack, but Chicken hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chicken lands a volley of blows to the solar plexus!
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+Effin throws a series of quick punches to the stomach.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the jaw.
+Chicken suprises Effin with a powerful hook to the chest!
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-Chicken throws a barrage of left shots to the chest, but Effin ducks just in time.
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Effin tries to attack, but Chicken hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Effin pounds Chicken with a series of nasty punches to the temple.
+Effin hammers Chicken with a volley of powerful punches to the eye. Chicken doesn't notice.
+Effin hammers Chicken with a flurry of loud punches to the mouth!
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+Effin fires a loud roundhouse to the stomach. Chicken laughs!
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-Chicken attempts a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but Effin backs out of it.
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+Chicken pounds Effin with a strong uppercut to the stomach. Effin doesn't notice.
+Effin nails Chicken with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jeff "Effin" Holmes landed 37 of 44 punches, and Mr. Chicken landed 23 of 43 punches.

Jeff "Effin" Holmes won the round 10-9

Jeff "Effin" Holmes is winning the fight 20-18


Effin doesn't even want to rest!

Chicken doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Effin is using the ring. (using the ring)
Chicken clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Chicken pummels Effin with a series of loud blows to the solar plexus.
Effin tries to attack, but Chicken hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Chicken connects with a flurry of mean blows to the stomach.
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+Effin hits with a series of hard punches to the jaw.
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+Chicken lashes out with a series of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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Effin tries to attack, but Chicken hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Effin punches Chicken with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Effin scores with a volley of strong punches to the chin. Chicken laughs!
-Chicken throws a series of shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
+Chicken lands a flurry of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Effin backs up Chicken with a straight right to the ribs!
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+Effin slams Chicken with a pair of commanding punches to the chest.
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-Chicken probes with a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Chicken attacks with a solid jab to the solar plexus.
+Effin tags Chicken with a series of loud punches to the nose.
-Chicken attempts a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
-Effin lashes out with a volley of right punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Jeff "Effin" Holmes landed 33 of 36 punches, and Mr. Chicken landed 23 of 39 punches.

Jeff "Effin" Holmes won the round 10-9

Jeff "Effin" Holmes is winning the fight 30-27


Effin doesn't even want to rest!

Chicken remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Effin is using the ring. (using the ring)
Chicken clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Effin probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but Chicken takes it in the forearms.
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+Effin hits Chicken with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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-Chicken tries to land a pair of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Effin stuns Chicken with a roundhouse to the mouth!
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Effin tries to attack, but Chicken hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Effin throws a barrage of furious punches to the jaw.
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+Effin slams Chicken with a series of solid punches to the eye!
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-Chicken throws a right right to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Effin throws a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Effin pounds Chicken with a series of light punches to the mouth.
+Chicken hits Effin with a barrage of quick punches to the ribs.
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-Chicken attempts a straight right to the chest, but misses.
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+Effin hits with a volley of light punches to the stomach.
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+Chicken smashes Effin with a flurry of nasty shots to the ribs.
+Chicken suprises Effin with a flurry of nice punches to the ribs.
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Effin tries to attack, but Chicken hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jeff "Effin" Holmes landed 33 of 41 punches, and Mr. Chicken landed 19 of 39 punches.

Jeff "Effin" Holmes won the round 10-9

Jeff "Effin" Holmes is winning the fight 40-36


Effin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Chicken remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Effin is using the ring. (using the ring)
Chicken grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Effin catches Chicken with a series of mean punches to the nose. Chicken doesn't notice.
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+Effin jars Chicken with a barrage of commanding punches to the chest.
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+Effin throws a pair of mean punches to the chest.
-Chicken attacks with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Effin hides behind his gloves.
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+Chicken lands a barrage of stinging shots to the chest.
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-Chicken attempts a series of left shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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Effin tries to attack, but Chicken hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Effin solidly lands a barrage of commanding punches to the jaw.
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+Effin pops Chicken with a flurry of punches to the ribs!!
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+Chicken lands a series of stiff blows to the chest. Effin shakes his head to clear it.
Effin tries to attack, but Chicken hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Chicken attempts a volley of blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Chicken hits Effin with a pair of punches to the chest.
+Effin slams Chicken with a volley of wild punches to the ribs. Chicken sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Chicken tries to land a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jeff "Effin" Holmes landed 40 of 42 punches, and Mr. Chicken landed 24 of 43 punches.

Jeff "Effin" Holmes won the round 10-9

Jeff "Effin" Holmes is winning the fight 50-45


Effin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Chicken grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Effin is using the ring. (using the ring)
Chicken grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Effin lands a flurry of painful shots to the head.
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Effin tries to attack, but Chicken hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Chicken annoys Effin with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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-Chicken lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Chicken attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but Effin beats a hasty retreat.
Effin tries to attack, but Chicken hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chicken tags Effin with a series of painful punches to the ribs. Effin sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Effin annoys Chicken with a barrage of punches to the eye. Chicken backpedals to his own corner.
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+Effin drills Chicken with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Effin annoys Chicken with a barrage of mean blows to the stomach.
+Effin punches Chicken with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Effin punches Chicken with a flurry of wild punches to the head.
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-Chicken launches a pair of blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Chicken tattoos Effin with a pair of strong shots to the stomach.
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-Chicken probes with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Effin takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jeff "Effin" Holmes landed 36 of 36 punches, and Mr. Chicken landed 18 of 35 punches.

Jeff "Effin" Holmes won the round 10-9

Jeff "Effin" Holmes is winning the fight 60-54


Effin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Chicken grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Effin is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Chicken clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Effin tries to attack, but Chicken hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chicken lashes out with Effin with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Chicken attacks with a barrage of blows to the chest, but Effin blocks.
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Effin tries to attack, but Chicken hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Effin tries to attack, but Chicken hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Effin tries to attack, but Chicken hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jeff "Effin" Holmes landed 5 of 8 punches, and Mr. Chicken landed 3 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Jeff "Effin" Holmes is winning the fight 70-64


Effin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Chicken grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Effin is using the ring. (using the ring)
Chicken grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Effin pounds Chicken with a barrage of stinging punches to the face.
-Chicken charges with a roundhouse to the stomach, but he's too slow.
Effin tries to attack, but Chicken hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chicken clocks Effin with a barrage of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Effin quickly recovers.
-Chicken attacks with a left hook to the solar plexus, but Effin quickly backs away.
+Chicken jars Effin with a series of mean shots to the chest.
+Effin hits with a pair of light blows to the solar plexus! Chicken backpedals to his own corner.
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+Effin hits Chicken with a series of punches to the jaw. Chicken retreats to the far corner.
+Effin staggers Chicken with a flurry of vicious punches to the ribs.
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+Effin connects with a series of punches to the head!
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+Effin grazes Chicken with a pair of nasty punches to the eye. Chicken grimaces in pain.
+Effin suprises Chicken with a volley of mean punches to the chin. Chicken backpedals to his own corner.
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+Effin fires a series of commanding punches to the temple.
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-Chicken throws a pair of left punches to the chest, but Effin deftly avoits it.
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+Effin staggers Chicken with a flurry of shots to the stomach. Chicken laughs!
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+Chicken annoys Effin with a hook to the ribs.
Effin tries to attack, but Chicken hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters swap blows to the eye.
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+Effin hurts Chicken with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jeff "Effin" Holmes landed 37 of 37 punches, and Mr. Chicken landed 21 of 41 punches.

Jeff "Effin" Holmes won the round 10-9

Jeff "Effin" Holmes is winning the fight 80-73


Effin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Chicken grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Effin is using the ring. (using the ring)
Chicken is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Effin pops Chicken with a flurry of blows to the chin.
+Chicken pummels Effin with a stiff shot to the nose. Effin falls against the ropes!
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+Effin pounds Chicken with a series of nice punches to the temple!
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-Chicken throws a barrage of uppercuts to the head, but falls short.
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+Chicken smashes Effin with a volley of solid uppercuts to the eye!
-Chicken charges with a flurry of left blows to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Effin hits with a pair of heavy punches to the stomach.
+Chicken hits with a quick sweeping right to the jaw.
-Chicken launches a series of hooks to the face, but Effin blocks.
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+Effin tags Chicken with a commanding straight right to the temple. Chicken gets mad!
Effin lands a crashing right blow to the head and Chicken falls senseless!!

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Chicken struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Effin throws a heavy jab to the nose.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
+Chicken throws a barrage of stinging punches to the head.
+Effin hits with a volley of off balance punches to the mouth.
Effin lands a brutal left punch in the nose and Chicken goes down!!

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Chicken struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Effin scores with a flurry of loud punches to the solar plexus.
+Chicken catches Effin with a series of commanding uppercuts to the eye. Effin asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Chicken throws a pair of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Chicken tattoos Effin with a series of crosses to the eye. Effin seems wobbly!
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+Chicken tosses a jab to the mouth.
+Effin hits with a series of hooks to the head.
+Effin clocks Chicken with a barrage of nice punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jeff "Effin" Holmes landed 37 of 37 punches, and Mr. Chicken landed 24 of 50 punches.

Jeff "Effin" Holmes won the round 10-7

Jeff "Effin" Holmes is winning the fight 90-80


Effin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Chicken is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 10

Effin is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Chicken is brawling. (inside)

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+Effin hits with a straight right to the chin. Chicken falls against the ropes!
+Effin wallops Chicken with a series of strong blows to the head! Chicken backpedals to his own corner.
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+Chicken stuns Effin with a volley of mean shots to the head! Effin seems wobbly!
Chicken lands a crashing right blow to the head and Effin bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Effin struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Effin pummels Chicken with a pair of strong shots to the face.
+Effin solidly lands a barrage of off balance crosses to the eye.
Effin lands a decisive right punch in the nose and Chicken is knocked down!!

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Chicken struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Chicken backs up Effin with a barrage of heavy shots to the head.
+Effin takes charge with a pair of off balance shots to the eye.
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+Effin lands a volley of glancing crosses to the chin.
Effin lands a sudden left haymaker and Chicken bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Chicken struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Chicken launches a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Effin takes it in the forearms.
+Effin connects with a powerful uppercut to the mouth.
-Chicken probes with a series of left punches to the head, but misses completely.
+Effin hammers Chicken with a right to the jaw.
+Effin strikes with a barrage of hooks to the chin.
+Effin tags Chicken with a barrage of commanding roundhouses to the face.
Effin lands a resounding left uppercut and Chicken is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Jeff "Effin" Holmes wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Effin is obviously tired. He has a bloody lip.

Chicken can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Jeff "Effin" Holmes 10-9
Round 2: Jeff "Effin" Holmes 10-9
Round 3: Jeff "Effin" Holmes 10-9
Round 4: Jeff "Effin" Holmes 10-9
Round 5: Jeff "Effin" Holmes 10-9
Round 6: Jeff "Effin" Holmes 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Jeff "Effin" Holmes 10-9
Round 9: Jeff "Effin" Holmes 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Jeff "Effin" Holmes 10-9
Round 2: Jeff "Effin" Holmes 10-9
Round 3: Jeff "Effin" Holmes 10-9
Round 4: Jeff "Effin" Holmes 10-9
Round 5: Jeff "Effin" Holmes 10-9
Round 6: Jeff "Effin" Holmes 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Jeff "Effin" Holmes 10-9
Round 9: Jeff "Effin" Holmes 10-7


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Jeff "Effin" Holmes 10-9
Round 2: Jeff "Effin" Holmes 10-9
Round 3: Jeff "Effin" Holmes 10-9
Round 4: Jeff "Effin" Holmes 10-9
Round 5: Jeff "Effin" Holmes 10-9
Round 6: Jeff "Effin" Holmes 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Jeff "Effin" Holmes 10-9
Round 9: Jeff "Effin" Holmes 10-7

Jeff "Effin" Holmes wins by a knockout!