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(Heavyweight) Word Press defeated Usain Bolt by disqualification in round 2.

Match Saturday, October 29, 2011

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 282 pounds (128 kilograms) is Usain Bolt!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 242 pounds (110 kilograms) is Word Press!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Usain stays outside and uses his jab.
Press clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Press fires a flurry of quick punches to the jaw.
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+Press stuns Usain with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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Usain tries to attack, but Press hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Usain pops Press with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Usain lands a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Press hits with a volley of blows to the solar plexus. Usain doesn't notice.
+Usain tosses a pair of heavy shots to the ribs. Press hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Usain fires a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Usain tries to attack, but Press hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Press probes with a flurry of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Press probes with a volley of right punches to the head, but Usain deftly avoits it.
+Press hits with a pair of off balance shots to the solar plexus.
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Usain tries to attack, but Press hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Usain tries to attack, but Press hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Usain tries to attack, but Press hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Press attempts a volley of shots to the head, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Usain Bolt landed 13 of 24 punches, and Word Press landed 23 of 40 punches.

Word Press won the round 10-9

Word Press is winning the fight 10-9


Usain doesn't want to stop fighting!

Press doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Usain stays outside and uses his jab.
Press clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Usain tries to attack, but Press hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Usain tries to attack, but Press hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Usain tries to attack, but Press hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Press lunges with a hook to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Usain grazes Press with a head butt! Word Press seems unable to continue the bout! The referee halts the bout!
Word Press wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Usain doesn't even want to rest!

Press doesn't even want to rest!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Word Press 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Word Press 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Word Press 10-9

Word Press wins by a foul!