Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\830348.htm on local disk...(Toughman) Leo Messi defeated VAGINA by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.Match Saturday, October 29, 2011In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 224 pounds (102 kilograms) is Leo Messi!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 217 pounds (98 kilograms) is VAGINA!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Messi covers up.
Vagina covers up.
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+Messi solidly lands a series of shots to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Leo Messi landed 5 of 8 punches, and VAGINA landed 4 of 8 punches.
Leo Messi won the round 10-9
Leo Messi is winning the fight 10-9
Messi doesn't want to stop fighting!
Vagina doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Messi covers up.
Vagina covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Leo Messi landed 5 of 8 punches, and VAGINA landed 4 of 8 punches.
Leo Messi won the round 10-9
Leo Messi is winning the fight 20-18
Messi doesn't want to stop fighting!
Vagina doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Messi covers up.
Vagina covers up.
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The fighters circle.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Leo Messi landed 5 of 8 punches, and VAGINA landed 4 of 8 punches.
Leo Messi won the round 10-9
Leo Messi is winning the fight 30-27
Messi doesn't want to stop fighting!
Vagina doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Messi covers up.
Vagina covers up.
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+Messi jolts Vagina with a barrage of furious blows to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Leo Messi landed 5 of 8 punches, and VAGINA landed 4 of 8 punches.
Leo Messi won the round 10-9
Leo Messi is winning the fight 40-36
Messi doesn't want to stop fighting!
Vagina doesn't want to stop fighting!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Leo Messi 10-9
Round 2: Leo Messi 10-9
Round 3: Leo Messi 10-9
Round 4: Leo Messi 10-9
Total Score: Leo Messi 40-36
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Leo Messi 10-9
Round 2: Leo Messi 10-9
Round 3: Leo Messi 10-9
Round 4: Leo Messi 10-9
Total Score: Leo Messi 40-36
Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Leo Messi 10-9
Round 2: Leo Messi 10-9
Round 3: Leo Messi 10-9
Round 4: Leo Messi 10-9
Total Score: Leo Messi 40-36
Leo Messi wins by decision!
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