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(Super-Welterweight) Woodrow Wilson defeated Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.

Match Thursday, October 27, 2011

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Woodrow Wilson!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 142 pounds (64 kilograms) is Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Wilson clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Coffeeguzzler tries a barrage of combinations to the eye, but comes up empty.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Wilson hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Wilson hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Coffeeguzzler pounds Wilson with a nice jab to the eye.
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+Wilson attacks with a series of shots to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler whacks Wilson with a flurry of combinations to the face.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a pair of right punches to the temple, but Wilson ducks.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Wilson hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wilson pops Coffeeguzzler with an illegal rabbit punch! Boo! Boo!
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Wilson hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Wilson hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wilson pounds Coffeeguzzler with a pair of nasty blows to the temple!!
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Wilson hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Wilson pops Coffeeguzzler with a volley of furious blows to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Woodrow Wilson landed 14 of 16 punches, and Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler landed 16 of 30 punches.

Woodrow Wilson won the round 10-9

Woodrow Wilson is winning the fight 10-9


Wilson doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Wilson clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler comes out fighting.

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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Wilson hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a pair of right shots to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Wilson whacks Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of heavy shots to the ribs.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Wilson hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Wilson hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a flurry of off balance blows to the jaw!
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a series of glancing punches to the head. Wilson sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Wilson hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a roundhouse to the head, but only hits air.
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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a series of right punches to the eye, but Wilson quickly backs away.
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+Wilson hits Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Woodrow Wilson landed 11 of 15 punches, and Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler landed 14 of 32 punches.

Woodrow Wilson won the round 10-9

Woodrow Wilson is winning the fight 20-18


Wilson doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Wilson clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler comes out fighting.

Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Wilson hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Wilson hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wilson pounds Coffeeguzzler with a series of stiff punches to the chest.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Wilson hangs on until the referee separates them.

Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Wilson hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a series of right blows to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Wilson hammers Coffeeguzzler with a series of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Wilson hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a flurry of shots to the mouth, but Wilson beats a hasty retreat.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Wilson hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Wilson attempts a pair of left punches to the ribs, but misses.
+Coffeeguzzler pops Wilson with a barrage of solid shots to the chin.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Wilson hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Coffeeguzzler fires a flurry of loud shots to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Woodrow Wilson landed 11 of 16 punches, and Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler landed 13 of 33 punches.

Woodrow Wilson won the round 10-9

Woodrow Wilson is winning the fight 30-27


Wilson doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Wilson clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler comes out fighting.

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+Wilson connects with a volley of punches to the chest.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Wilson hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wilson throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Wilson hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Coffeeguzzler launches a volley of blows to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Wilson with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a volley of right blows to the head, but Wilson hides behind his gloves.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Wilson hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Wilson hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Wilson with a barrage of heavy punches to the face.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Wilson hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Woodrow Wilson landed 11 of 14 punches, and Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler landed 12 of 32 punches.

Woodrow Wilson won the round 10-9

Woodrow Wilson is winning the fight 40-36


Wilson doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler is slowing down.



ROUND 5

Wilson clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler comes out fighting.

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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Wilson hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Coffeeguzzler fires a series of right blows to the temple, but Wilson deftly avoits it.
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-Wilson probes with a series of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Wilson backs up Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Wilson hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wilson nails Coffeeguzzler with a series of blows to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of shots to the head.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Wilson hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Wilson hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Wilson hangs on until the referee separates them.

Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Wilson hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Wilson hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Wilson pops Coffeeguzzler with a volley of off balance blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Woodrow Wilson landed 20 of 23 punches, and Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler landed 10 of 32 punches.

Woodrow Wilson won the round 10-9

Woodrow Wilson is winning the fight 50-45


Wilson remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 6

Wilson clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler comes out fighting.

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+Wilson annoys Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of commanding punches to the chest. Wilson smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Coffeeguzzler seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Woodrow Wilson wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Wilson remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Woodrow Wilson 10-9
Round 4: Woodrow Wilson 10-9
Round 5: Woodrow Wilson 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Woodrow Wilson 10-9
Round 3: Woodrow Wilson 10-9
Round 4: Woodrow Wilson 10-9
Round 5: Woodrow Wilson 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Woodrow Wilson 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Woodrow Wilson 10-9
Round 4: Woodrow Wilson 10-9
Round 5: Woodrow Wilson 10-9

Woodrow Wilson wins by a technical knockout!