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(Super-Bantamweight) I Fall Down Go Boom defeated tough titties turkleton by technical knockout (TKO) in round 9.

Match Tuesday, October 25, 2011

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 115 pounds (52 kilograms) is I Fall Down Go Boom!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 120 pounds (54 kilograms) is tough titties turkleton!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1

I Fall Down Go Boom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Turkleton comes out fighting.

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+ The fighters exchange blows to the chin.
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+I Fall Down Go Boom smashes Turkleton with a pair of stinging shots to the ribs.
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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+I Fall Down Go Boom tags Turkleton with a barrage of furious blows to the chest.
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+I Fall Down Go Boom tags Turkleton with a volley of shots to the stomach.
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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+I Fall Down Go Boom smashes Turkleton with a commanding hook to the chest.
Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Turkleton attacks with a volley of blows to the jaw! I Fall Down Go Boom sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Turkleton connects with a series of blows to the mouth.
+I Fall Down Go Boom rocks Turkleton with a nice left to the solar plexus! Turkleton quickly recovers.
+Turkleton lashes out with a heavy jab to the mouth. I Fall Down Go Boom doesn't notice.
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+Turkleton belts I Fall Down Go Boom with a barrage of hard blows to the ribs!
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+Turkleton annoys I Fall Down Go Boom with a series of commanding punches to the temple. I Fall Down Go Boom quickly recovers.
Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Turkleton punches I Fall Down Go Boom with a pair of blows to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I Fall Down Go Boom landed 20 of 27 punches, and tough titties turkleton landed 32 of 46 punches.

tough titties turkleton won the round 10-9

tough titties turkleton is winning the fight 10-9


I Fall Down Go Boom doesn't want to stop fighting!

Turkleton doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 2

I Fall Down Go Boom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Turkleton comes out fighting.

Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Turkleton attempts a right uppercut to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+I Fall Down Go Boom belts Turkleton with a volley of blows to the solar plexus. Turkleton retreats to the far corner.
Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+I Fall Down Go Boom wallops Turkleton with a barrage of stinging blows to the stomach.
+I Fall Down Go Boom fires a series of hard blows to the stomach.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the chin.
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-Turkleton probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but I Fall Down Go Boom deftly avoits it.
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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Turkleton punches I Fall Down Go Boom with a nasty right to the ribs. I Fall Down Go Boom sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Turkleton hits I Fall Down Go Boom with a barrage of strong punches to the mouth. I Fall Down Go Boom is hurt!
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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Turkleton tries a series of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Turkleton tags I Fall Down Go Boom with a pair of stinging punches to the nose. I Fall Down Go Boom sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Turkleton tags I Fall Down Go Boom with a stiff uppercut to the stomach!!
+Turkleton jars I Fall Down Go Boom with a series of punches to the head.
+I Fall Down Go Boom strikes with a series of stinging punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I Fall Down Go Boom landed 21 of 23 punches, and tough titties turkleton landed 30 of 47 punches.

tough titties turkleton won the round 10-9

tough titties turkleton is winning the fight 20-18


I Fall Down Go Boom doesn't even want to rest!

Turkleton remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 3

I Fall Down Go Boom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Turkleton comes out fighting.

+Turkleton lands a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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-Turkleton charges with a series of left punches to the face, but I Fall Down Go Boom narrowly avoids it
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+I Fall Down Go Boom pokes Turkleton with a series of quick punches to the stomach! Turkleton covers up.
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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Turkleton hits with a barrage of punches to the mouth!!
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+Turkleton tags I Fall Down Go Boom with a barrage of stinging punches to the head.
+I Fall Down Go Boom stuns Turkleton with a volley of wild shots to the stomach.
+Turkleton fires a pair of quick shots to the temple!!
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-Turkleton launches a barrage of right blows to the chin, but I Fall Down Go Boom blocks.
+Turkleton connects with a flurry of solid punches to the chest. I Fall Down Go Boom falls against the ropes!
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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Turkleton attempts a pair of shots to the nose, but I Fall Down Go Boom backs out of it.
+Turkleton lands a volley of nasty punches to the chest!! I Fall Down Go Boom seems wobbly!
+I Fall Down Go Boom thumps Turkleton with a series of vicious punches to the chest.
Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Turkleton punches I Fall Down Go Boom with a pair of commanding punches to the face.
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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+I Fall Down Go Boom attacks with a nasty left to the chest.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

I Fall Down Go Boom landed 20 of 25 punches, and tough titties turkleton landed 30 of 51 punches.

tough titties turkleton won the round 10-9

tough titties turkleton is winning the fight 30-27


I Fall Down Go Boom doesn't even want to rest!

Turkleton grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 4

I Fall Down Go Boom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Turkleton comes out fighting.

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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
+Turkleton annoys I Fall Down Go Boom with a series of stinging blows to the temple.
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+Turkleton connects with a flurry of shots to the chest. I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+I Fall Down Go Boom whacks Turkleton with a roundhouse to the chest.
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+I Fall Down Go Boom hits Turkleton with a volley of blows to the ribs.
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+Turkleton tags I Fall Down Go Boom with a volley of quick punches to the head. I Fall Down Go Boom gets mad!
Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Turkleton charges with a series of left blows to the mouth, but I Fall Down Go Boom hides behind his gloves.
+Turkleton wallops I Fall Down Go Boom with a volley of blows to the eye.
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-Turkleton throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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+I Fall Down Go Boom lands a series of powerful punches to the ribs! Turkleton doesn't notice.
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+I Fall Down Go Boom lands a volley of painful punches to the solar plexus!
Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Turkleton wakes up the fans with a series of blows to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I Fall Down Go Boom landed 22 of 25 punches, and tough titties turkleton landed 30 of 51 punches.

I Fall Down Go Boom won the round 10-9

tough titties turkleton is winning the fight 39-37


I Fall Down Go Boom doesn't even want to rest!

Turkleton is obviously tired.


ROUND 5

I Fall Down Go Boom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Turkleton comes out fighting.

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+Turkleton fires a heavy left to the nose. I Fall Down Go Boom gets mad!
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+I Fall Down Go Boom takes charge with a volley of quick shots to the solar plexus.
-Turkleton attacks with a left jab to the temple, but comes up empty.
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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Turkleton launches a flurry of right shots to the eye, but he's too slow.
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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+I Fall Down Go Boom clocks Turkleton with a series of heavy blows to the chest.
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+I Fall Down Go Boom hurts Turkleton with a flurry of strong shots to the ribs.
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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Turkleton hits I Fall Down Go Boom with a volley of punches to the jaw!
+Turkleton attacks with a flurry of blows to the temple!
Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
+I Fall Down Go Boom catches Turkleton with a flurry of furious punches to the chest. Turkleton doesn't notice.
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+Turkleton fires a flurry of nice shots to the chin.
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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Turkleton tries to land a pair of shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I Fall Down Go Boom landed 23 of 23 punches, and tough titties turkleton landed 27 of 48 punches.

I Fall Down Go Boom won the round 10-9

tough titties turkleton is winning the fight 48-47


I Fall Down Go Boom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Turkleton is slowing down.


ROUND 6

I Fall Down Go Boom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Turkleton comes out fighting.

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+I Fall Down Go Boom punches Turkleton with a series of shots to the ribs. Turkleton doesn't seem bothered.
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-Turkleton charges with a pair of shots to the head, but I Fall Down Go Boom ducks just in time.
Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+I Fall Down Go Boom stuns Turkleton with a flurry of stiff shots to the solar plexus. Turkleton backpedals to his own corner.
Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Turkleton probes with a barrage of blows to the temple, but I Fall Down Go Boom beats a hasty retreat.
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+Turkleton attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+I Fall Down Go Boom nails Turkleton with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus!
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+Turkleton shakes I Fall Down Go Boom with a flurry of mean punches to the nose!
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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+I Fall Down Go Boom hits with a barrage of strong punches to the stomach. Turkleton doesn't notice.
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+Turkleton lands a pair of glancing shots to the chest. I Fall Down Go Boom ignores it.
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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+I Fall Down Go Boom stuns Turkleton with a pair of powerful punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I Fall Down Go Boom landed 24 of 26 punches, and tough titties turkleton landed 23 of 42 punches.

I Fall Down Go Boom won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


I Fall Down Go Boom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Turkleton looks exhausted.


ROUND 7

I Fall Down Go Boom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Turkleton comes out fighting.

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+I Fall Down Go Boom fires a barrage of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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+Turkleton drills I Fall Down Go Boom with a pair of stinging blows to the nose!
+I Fall Down Go Boom catches Turkleton with a volley of shots to the solar plexus. Turkleton shakes his head to clear it.
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-Turkleton tries to land a series of shots to the nose, but goes wide.
-Turkleton paws a barrage of left shots to the head, but misses completely.
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+I Fall Down Go Boom throws a pair of glancing blows to the solar plexus.
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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Turkleton attempts a barrage of right blows to the face, but I Fall Down Go Boom blocks.
Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
+I Fall Down Go Boom attacks with a flurry of stinging shots to the chest. Turkleton sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+ The fighters trade shots to the jaw.
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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
+I Fall Down Go Boom hits Turkleton with a series of glancing punches to the stomach.
Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Turkleton throws a pair of quick punches to the jaw.
-Turkleton throws a series of blows to the eye, but I Fall Down Go Boom covers himself well.
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-Turkleton attempts a pair of left blows to the chest, but I Fall Down Go Boom quickly backs away.
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+Turkleton takes charge with a volley of quick shots to the head. I Fall Down Go Boom doesn't notice.
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+Turkleton suprises I Fall Down Go Boom with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+I Fall Down Go Boom tags Turkleton with a flurry of shots to the chest!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I Fall Down Go Boom landed 23 of 24 punches, and tough titties turkleton landed 21 of 51 punches.

I Fall Down Go Boom won the round 10-9

I Fall Down Go Boom is winning the fight 67-66


I Fall Down Go Boom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Turkleton collapses limply onto his stool.


ROUND 8

I Fall Down Go Boom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Turkleton comes out fighting.

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+I Fall Down Go Boom smashes Turkleton with a flurry of furious blows to the stomach.
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-Turkleton probes with a volley of shots to the temple, but I Fall Down Go Boom steps aside and laughs.
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+I Fall Down Go Boom tags Turkleton with a barrage of shots to the stomach. Turkleton gets mad!
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-Turkleton tries a volley of right punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
+I Fall Down Go Boom clocks Turkleton with a barrage of hard shots to the chest.
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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+I Fall Down Go Boom thumps Turkleton with a volley of light shots to the ribs.
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+I Fall Down Go Boom thumps Turkleton with a series of blows to the stomach.
-Turkleton paws a pair of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Turkleton probes with a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Turkleton punches I Fall Down Go Boom with a pair of punches to the head.
Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Turkleton tags I Fall Down Go Boom with a pair of off balance shots to the face.
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+Turkleton smacks I Fall Down Go Boom with a pair of powerful blows to the chin.
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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

I Fall Down Go Boom landed 24 of 25 punches, and tough titties turkleton landed 17 of 48 punches.

I Fall Down Go Boom won the round 10-9

I Fall Down Go Boom is winning the fight 77-75


I Fall Down Go Boom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Turkleton receives medical attention from his trainer.


ROUND 9

I Fall Down Go Boom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Turkleton comes out fighting.

-Turkleton attacks with a flurry of punches to the head, but misses completely.
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Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.
+I Fall Down Go Boom tosses a uppercut to the chest.
Turkleton tries to attack, but I Fall Down Go Boom hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+I Fall Down Go Boom fires a flurry of stiff punches to the chest.
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+I Fall Down Go Boom punches Turkleton with a barrage of quick blows to the stomach. I Fall Down Go Boom drops his guard and pounds away! Turkleton is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
I Fall Down Go Boom wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
I Fall Down Go Boom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Turkleton can't remember which corner is his.





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 2: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 3: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 4: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 5: I Fall Down Go Boom 10-9
Round 6: I Fall Down Go Boom 10-9
Round 7: I Fall Down Go Boom 10-9
Round 8: I Fall Down Go Boom 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 2: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 3: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 4: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 5: I Fall Down Go Boom 10-9
Round 6: I Fall Down Go Boom 10-9
Round 7: I Fall Down Go Boom 10-9
Round 8: I Fall Down Go Boom 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 2: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 3: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 4: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 5: I Fall Down Go Boom 10-9
Round 6: I Fall Down Go Boom 10-9
Round 7: I Fall Down Go Boom 10-9
Round 8: I Fall Down Go Boom 10-9

I Fall Down Go Boom wins by a technical knockout!