Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\829976.htm on local disk...(Super-Welterweight) Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler defeated Brian "The Hawaiian Punch" Villoria by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Thursday, October 20, 2011In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 142 pounds (64 kilograms) is Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Brian "The Hawaiian Punch" Villoria!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Coffeeguzzler tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Hawaiian Punch clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of left combinations to the mouth, but fails to score.
+The Hawaiian Punch hits with a pair of stinging punches to the face.
The Hawaiian Punch lands a crashing left hook and Coffeeguzzler hurtles to the canvas!!
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Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a flurry of punches to the temple.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a volley of left shots to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+The Hawaiian Punch wallops Coffeeguzzler with a roundhouse to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of nice blows to the head.
Coffeeguzzler lands a devestating punch in the nose and The Hawaiian Punch falls senseless!!
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He's Out!
Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
The Hawaiian Punch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler wins by a knockout!
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